Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%

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    Votes: 349 9.9%

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KiwiKunt!! said:
The person who took the photo apparently claimed that they took the shot whilst sitting in a restaurant behind the complex - there is not restaurant opposite from where they took the picture


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It's similar but actually doesn't look like the same location. I compared the location and the building in the background seems closer in the picture with wipey than it does in the picture this person says is the same location. It's quite possible that there are a couple of areas on the exterior of the complex that are similar...
 
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Full picture, from the original, archived thread.
 
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Hey Plebbit... nigger.

OMG SO TRIGGERED OMG OUR HAIR. OH NOES. First of all eat several fucking dicks her hair is in a shit bun just like Ambers, it's knappy and looks like shit.
No edges. Looks dumpy and just a messy looking boon.
*cluches pearls how can I make this about muh peepul suffering*
You all fucking read here you all love it and none of you have the nuts to join here cause youre all mongoloids.
oh bloo bloo, you make fun of a fat fucking whale all day long call it what you want but dont moral high ground yourself lmao faggots.
 
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Goddammnit Amber I was all set to quit reading this thread and yet again you pull me back in by sitting on your arse doing absolutely nothing to invite it. Big ups to whoever took the Wipey reveal as they have breathed new life into this decaying corpse, thanks for that. 😒

Well, she’s a big lass isn’t she? I’m sure someone is already working on the ‘what you ordered’ meme but she certainly doesn’t appear the way she was sold to us. Maybe it’s bad lighting. Or a wonky filter. The real victim in all of this though (and no Amber, it’s not you but I’m sure you’ll try) is poor little Twinks. Just because there’s paps on every corner doesn’t mean either of you fat tubs get out of walking that dog. Jade can look like the back end of a bus but as long as she’s good to Twinkie (and the cats) then she’s all right in my book. I’d love to see how Amber took the news though, should’ve filmed it gorl, 100k views right there.
 
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Xenomorph said:
Hey Plebbit... nigger.

OMG SO TRIGGERED OMG OUR HAIR. OH NOES. First of all eat several fucking dicks her hair is in a shit bun just like Ambers, it's knappy and looks like shit.
No edges. Looks dumpy and just a messy looking boon.
*cluches pearls how can I make this about muh peepul suffering*
You all fucking read here you all love it and none of you have the nuts to join here cause youre all mongoloids.
oh bloo bloo, you make fun of a fat fucking whale all day long call it what you want but dont moral high ground yourself lmao faggots.
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*angry redditard sounds intensify*

But yeah, their faux outrage and pearl-clutching is always entertaining though I suppose it's hard to blame them when any dissenting word gets them banned for wrongthink. Nigger nigger orange chicken dinner.
 
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She's not exactly non-descript looking, there's no question that it's the same person. She wasn't very overweight ^above, but you can see the potential to tip over into fat territory, if she let herself go like some former athletes do.

She definitely isn't deserving of any extra privacy considerations. Being with a public figure has some negatives that come with it, but if she'd met Amber at Trader Joes or Target and just happened to fall for someone she met and connected with, I could see the argument. We all know she is a cow tipper, who knowingly targeted Amber because of who she is. She inserted herself into the Amberverse and even Amber admits she began the relationship via deception by claiming she didn't know who she was. Why lie, unless you have ulterior motives? Youtubers/social media personalities hit it off with subscribers/followers all the time.
 
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henlo,

i've not posted in the ALR thread, but two things,
1) those of you who don't care about seeing Wifey on camera in the survey, let me persuade: it's not about seeing her or seeing what she looks like, it's about the inevitable snowball that will overtake their relationship as it cascades into actual kahntent

2) is this wifey snuggly embracing a young ALR and becky in this picture?
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She may not be Amber FAT, but she’s definitely Fat. She’s just more typical big fat that you’ll see at your average store than Walmart deathfat. Do people really think that Jade’s level of chonk is ‘normal?’ That or they’re just trying to defend their own morbid obesity. You see it all the time in the other haydur groups. “This is what a Torrid 4 really looks like! Amberlynn is lying!” Bitch no one cares

Also if we can call Ambers bun a poop bun, Jade’s is fair game if it also looks like a poop bun. Deal with it.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
See now the 3rd person living with them makes sense because how Jade wanted the master bedroom to fit in her bull.
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I don’t buy into the 3 people living there thing but…. did ALR ever actually explain why Jade doesn’t share a bedroom with her and also why she got the master? Was it because of “work” or…?
 
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Italian Ghost said:
I put together this 5 minute Amber edit if anyone's interested in watching. Hope you enjoy!

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Not bad. I thought wrath might be her telling her live audience out of her tear-streaked red ragey face that Becky should feel like "utter fucking shit" for dumping her, but the Cocoa Puffs scene works well, too. Thanks, Eric, for catching that one in the wild!

King Lego™ Caltrops said:
henlo,

i've not posted in the ALR thread, but two things,
1) those of you who don't care about seeing Wifey on camera in the survey, let me persuade: it's not about seeing her or seeing what she looks like, it's about the inevitable snowball that will overtake their relationship as it cascades into actual kahntent
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I can see that. Of course, knowing Hamber, she'll do what she usually does with shit she doesn't want to face and pretend it never happened/doesn't exist.

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2) is this wifey snuggly embracing a young ALR and becky in this picture?
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Are you trying to be funny? Because you're not funny. Work on that.


Edit: remember when Big Ham remind-warned us that "Karma is a thing, so have fun with that"?

Confucius say: People with large shelf ass should not play with karma lest karma come steamroll it.
 
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