Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I'm getting around to watching the lasagna and the McD's mook-bongs - I'm not gonna write it all up, because she'll give us another one to play with soon. But I had a couple comments, of course.

In "Lasagna" she's bitching about her imaginary outpatient program not taking her weight loss seriously or some other fuckery. She says she needs to lose weight because "It's for my hehhhhlllth." Yeah, no shit, Hamber, people have been telling you that for 300 pounds now.

"I need to start seeing weight loss weekly" - Ain't nothing stopping you. you fat cunt. You want to lose weight? Then do it. You don't need permission from your imaginary friends to lose weight while going to "therapy". You're a lazy glutton and do not have BED and you do not want to lose weight. If that program is real, I hope she's dropped a fuckton of money on it just like she's wasted tens of thousands of dollars on other shit. Because that would be so in character.

McD's: JFC, next time just fucking call around to McD's and KFC and anywhere else they fry shit and ask them to save the skims in a bucket for you, if you're insisting on being a gross hoovering bitch on fried batter alone. We wouldn't want you to drop into ketosis or anything by eating the food that's been fried in its entirety, after all, since you're scurred of ketosis like every other goddamned thing.

Goddamn, what a twat you are, Big Ham.

Edit: BTW, if you want to hear from another bodybuilder about Big Ham, but have them roast her instead of giving advice she'll never take, watch this guy. He's funny as hell.

 
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22 hours have passed since Wifey pics got leaked. This is her most recent video, the one that's getting multiple views from individual users to post and read comments. Still can't reach past 60K.

Maybe old Haydurs will come back when she posts a proper Wifey reveal. I expect that one to get 100K views. Otherwise, it'd mean people are actually done with her.

Hmmm, wasn't long when Beckster posted her first vlog and amassed 200K+ views shortly.

Times sure have changed in the Amberverse. Maybe it's time to catch up on Chantal and see what the fuss is about.
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sophiexeon said:
22 hours have passed since Wifey pics got leaked. This is her most recent video, the one that's getting multiple views from individual users to post and read comments. Still can't reach past 60K.

Maybe old Haydurs will come back when she posts a proper Wifey reveal. I expect that one to get 100K views. Otherwise, it'd mean people are actually done with her.

Hmmm, wasn't long when Beckster posted her first vlog and amassed 200K+ views shortly.

Times sure have changed in the Amberverse. Maybe it's time to catch up on Chantal and see what the fuss is about.
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she is still thinking and making up lies how to get herself out of the "Wipey isn t Wipey-yes she is " Reveal
 
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sophiexeon said:
Times sure have changed in the Amberverse. Maybe it's time to catch up on Chantal and see what the fuss is about.
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Chantal would’ve already made a community post abt it calling everyone obsessed stalkers and saying she doesn’t need to tell us things anymore and then we would’ve gotten a live freaking out abt it either tonight or tomorrow morning.
 
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Pearlxx said:
why am I super convinced with no proof Amber just leaked the photo herself to try and get views+money?
lmao. Like, Amber keeps so much shit private (well, tries to) she could so easily make videos on a fake account and pretend to be someone else who took the photo or found information.
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Honestly, I’m starting to consider this as well.

Normally I would call it a tinfoil but her views are down and I doubt she’s getting requests for Cameo anymore. She probably already blew right through the money she made off those rings and nobody is really interested in buying her other junk. She doesn’t have any options besides trolling or getting a job and we all know she would rather die than work. Well, there’s OnlyFans too, but she’s too proud to shill for feeders so blatantly.

If she did do it herself, she definitely thought it would get people to flood her last video to leave comments, but they haven’t. I’m sure she will get more views than she’s been averaging next time she uploads, but it will go right back down after that. She’s just too stupid to think about the long term of anything, really.

I think her views might go up some if Jade agrees to be part of her videos, but not by much and not for long. Once the public curiosity has been satiated, she will probably end up where she is now again. In my opinion, anyone who is still showing up to watch her shit every time she uploads is probably there for the long haul. Who knows how much longer, but they’re hanging in there for…. Something lol and the reason isn’t her content being entertaining or interesting.

I guess there’s no way to prove it but considering the state of her channel, it’s definitely a possibility that she did this herself. She’s definitely done way shadier/more stupid shit than this to drum up attention in the past. I wouldn’t be surprised, that’s all I’m sayin’.
 
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Awkwafina said:
Chantal would’ve already made a community post abt it calling everyone obsessed stalkers and saying she doesn’t need to tell us things anymore and then we would’ve gotten a live freaking out abt it either tonight or tomorrow morning.
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Right? Like, right when Wifey pics got posted, ALR could have wiped off her cheetos-covered fingers, opened her laptop and started streaming. That would have been the best timing, while the tea was piping hot. Throw in some cries, talk a little bit about how haydurs won yet again, and she got herself a couple thousand dollars.

There's also a good chance that nothing riveting happens since Wifey doesn't want to be on camera. She'll just say something like "pls respect her privacy" and carry on with her solo videos.

They're both idiots for thinking that this dynamic can go on forever. ALR makes money off of YT, if her partner doesn't want to help out by appearing in the videos, then why give them money and let them live in her $1200-$1600/month apartment for free?

If Wifey still doesn't come out after this arc, I believe she should and will be replaced.
 
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Awkwafina said:
Chantal would’ve already made a community post abt it calling everyone obsessed stalkers and saying she doesn’t need to tell us things anymore and then we would’ve gotten a live freaking out abt it either tonight or tomorrow morning.
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And she'd make several drawings of Wifey's naked body, exagerrating any notable features.
 
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Pearlxx said:
why am I super convinced with no proof Amber just leaked the photo herself to try and get views+money?
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Naah. Amberlynn is a narcissist. She wants control and even if her life is complete chaos one way she tries to get that sense of control is by her constant narrative spinning.

While leaking the pic herself would be the smart play, it would also take the power over the exact narrative away from her. And she can't handle that, her ego won't allow her.
 
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Can someone explain to me how is Wipey giving Hamber hickeys, kissing her, or even hugging her???... I know that big bitch stinks , her bathing habits are questionable if Amber wants to stay big so damn bad might as well buy a swimming pool. I seriously couldn't imagine having a partner and letting them kiss on me knowing I fuckin stink these people are gross
 
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