Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Clown Baby]

I really do hate Amber-related conspiracy stuff, but since she hasn't bleated about the Jade leak and called everyone dispeckful piece of shit stalkers, I assume she had something to with it. Think back to that time someone caught her coming out of the vet's office and took a short video of her shoveling herself into the car. She addressed that shit immediately because it was so scarey, like whuuuut who does that??

She doesn't find the paparazzi photo of the love of her life to be terifyeeeng because she knew about it.

 

[lol cow supreme]

At this point this "scratch" on her arm is going to last longer than her channel. Its been around longer than Scabitha at this point!

 

[Pippeyy]

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Albert must be sweating more than usual right now because, considering we've just had the biggest controversy in the Amberverse for some time, that view count is truly appalling

Usually a happening of this magnitude would have viewers flocking back but it hasn't, and despite throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, nothing seems to be working

Love that for her! Couldn't happen to a more deserving POS

She doesn't sweat. She glistens

On another topic, she has done this no fast food for 30 days before. Beginning of one year, part of 100 days of trying. She made it 2 days and that is iffy, made a doctor appt she never kept, lied for 2 weeks (thanks Eric for always outing her), then dropped it like it was never part of her trying.

She openly admitted after a month that her and Becky deserved to eat out because they were doing Shooooooo Welllllll with their eating this month when she later confessed to eating more than usual during the 30 days.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

The other day, this channel was recommended to me on YouTube: Senti Reads. She did a few hilarious series reading and critiquing Amber's dumb Wattpad stories. I can't figure how to list them all, she has 9 parts to her Scottie series and a few to Hello Darling, then she does some rewrites of Hammy's garbage. It's a fun diversion if you're bored.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

She doesn't sweat. She glistens

On another topic, she has done this no fast food for 30 days before. Beginning of one year, part of 100 days of trying. She made it 2 days and that is iffy, made a doctor appt she never kept, lied for 2 weeks (thanks Eric for always outing her), then dropped it like it was never part of her trying.

She openly admitted after a month that her and Becky deserved to eat out because they were doing Shooooooo Welllllll with their eating this month when she later confessed to eating more than usual during the 30 days.

Reminds me of my G-grandma who used to say 'we ladies don't sweat, we glow'

Yea this 30 days-no-takeout is just going to be 30 days of not showing
any takeout - there's no way she's going from 1-3 takeouts daily (that she admits, so let's face it is probably 5) to zero cold turkey...so much for 'restricting what I eat makes me binge'

Food is Amber's true love, her crutch, her life revolves around it... ain't gonna happen

It might have been view worthy if Wipey's identity actually was a mystery, but as GrammarLynn herself once said "we been knew". Everyone has known for months that Wipey = Jade. Liderully ev-ry-boh-tee. Once again, Amber has spasmo'd herself out of any YT bux that a big reveal scandal might have brought by being absolutely fucking hopeless at keeping anything secret. The best our gorl can hope for now is some haydurs to comment on the inevitable "u guise are discusteen sociopaths" snapchat rant complete with butterfly filters.

You're completely right, she did miss a trick because the only reason anyone even knew there was a Wipey at all is because Albert telegraphed it

I'm getting a bit tired of sanctimonious holier-than-thou haydurs complaining Jade has been doxxed - by a photo? She'd already been thoroughly doxxed by her employer dropping crumbs such as 'Francis' 'View From the Brooklyn Bridge' livestream titles...how long did it take our resident detectives to find her identity - a week, two weeks?

Then you have the shameless Ambaby hypocrite Zach clutching his pearls against his enby breast because 'this is too far' - this from the faggot who happily whipped up speculation about Jade with videos and livestreams about her but is now trying to act the saint?

Maybe donate anything he made off any videos pertaining to her or her motives and I might believe he's any better than anyone else but it will be a cold day in Hell before that happens, methinks

Ultimately the nigger knew what she was getting into when she sent that first message to Amber

And for the hundredth time, a photo taken in public is NOT illegal, it's not doxxing, Hell I don't even think it's particularly creepy...had it been taken off the end of a periscope inserted through their letterbox rather than from a passing car then maybe that's a different matter, lol

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Some dumbass (on reddit, IIRC) called this an "invasion of privacy", which is what some of the self-righteous and also hypocritical reaction channels are calling it. No, you idiot, it is not an invasion of privacy because she is in a public space. JFC, this is not a hard concept. After this was pointed out, some other idiot with the same level of critical thinking ability chimed in with a hypothetical: "So some strange on the street could take pictures in my bedroom if I had the curtains open, and this would not be an invasion of privacy??!!?!IOMG??!!?"

Answer: Correct, dumbass. The usual means of measuring this is what a person can reasonably see from their vantage point. If your bedroom faces a public(!) sidewalk or right of way, and you're sucking your partner's toes without the curtains drawn, a person passing by could reasonably see that and snap a picture. It's how paperazzi and private investigators get their photos. You have no privacy in this instance because you took no measures to secure it.

Shorter me: fuck off with your stupidity and hypocrisy. You were more than happy to join in on the fun when Hamber was pulling her bullshit and dropping clue after clue, and now that you've seen the "gf" you're suddenly concerned about her desire for privacy? No.

 

[pot of sneed]

Indeed. Also I find it hilarious that Zachary Michael got so many dislikes and dissenting comments that no, he's a fucking carrot-looking hypocrite who has done plenty of videos mocking our gorl and suddenly he's acting holier-than-thou and clutching his pearls over what is essentially a public photo? Amberlynn's not the only person living in Kentucky and from the looks of it, it was well outside of the apartment grounds. There's no law saying Jade Francis cannot be photographed while outside under any circumstances and she knows damn well what she's gotten into by jumping into the sty with this gorl. Hope the trashy sneakers are worth the fame, honey and remember - when it's on the internet, it's on there forever!

 

[Insulin reid]

Yup, reminds me of the time she legit packed snacks for her driver's ed class. And by driver's ed class, I mean circling a random parking lot a couple of times.

This is peak amberlynn right here, the not so subtle retarded fat girl shit she does is great.

She says she eats takeout 2 or 3 times a day, on top of the two grocery trips she took in the last week or so and makes no mention of her outpatient program in this video.

Her therapist or psychologist or whomever said to eat what she wants when she wants in normal quantities but we know she has deluded herself into thinking her huge portions are just normal for her and not someone else cause it "takes more for her to get fool" like shes said before. Of course shes gonna keep going to someone to hear that while doing what the audience wants and "getting help" so she feels like she can have her cake and eat it too. Plus-
Shes already announced one big thing in the video: 30 day challenge like its 2014.
Theres no way in hell shes talking about two things in one video, she doesnt have that much content to film so any outpatient video stuff will have to wait.

If it’s real, she’s already quit, and we’re about to see some massive gaining soon, and she’ll keep telling herself “I know what works for me” even while eating her way back up to 600lbs.

I keep thinking mommy jade wont let her quit and the therapy sessions are getting to real for her so ambers inventing new games like the no fast food challenge to regain control and drum up interest for her channel in her own retarded way. She really doesnt like being held accountable for any real length of time so shes gonna continue "getting help" but just start controlling shit like using this self sabotaging bullshit as "content for her channel". I believe the massive gaining to 600 arc will be if jade sees amber do that crazy self sabotage abusive girlfriend bullshit she did to becky and nopes the fuck out.

 

[Kier Starmer]

The pearl-clutching at some ugly bitch being snapped is insufferable. The stupid cunt knew what she was getting into. She has nearly 10,000,000 google entries and you work IT Jade. You have no excuse, you don't amass 9,600,000 pages without doing anything and that is being an infamous lolcow.

We know too you come to the farms because stuff Amber was saying and actions you were doing connected in the time frame. So don't try and get with someone notorious and be like "muh privacy" Stupid clout chasing mongoloid cunt.

shut up Zach, you're the worst type of gay. You act over the top and like the worst stereotype can are surprised Pikachu when people say stop acting like a faggot. No one in the real world acts like that and they deserve every word spoken about them because they are obnoxious and annoying and give gay people a bad name. You're the stupid fucker anyway dating a gainer Munchausen halfie, Who takes everything as an offense but is a degenerate prick.

 

[Morticia Addams]

Jade is a fucking idiot that needs to leave already. You somehow made Amber MORE boring and only made yourself fucking FAT in the process

Good job retard

Obligatory.

https://i.imgur.com/8YfSl8t.gif

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Interesting - listening Justine's (Kicking Geese) live as I do some work, and she thinks the "gf" is a feeder, as does much of her viewer group.

 

[FatalTater]

#Amberlynn seems to have a feeder requesting videos with an adult baby theme. Notice how high the table is, she looks like a kid that needs a booster seat. Her expressions and hand gestures? Deliberately childlike. Is this the work of Jade, or is a pervert viewer throwing money at her?

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AND I JUST REALIZED THAT AT THE END OF HER MEAL SHE WAS GATHERING WRAPPERS AND SHE STARTED SINGING THE 'CLEAN UP' SONG FROM BARNEY!
Jesus fuck, woman. How hard up for cash are you that this is how you spend your 30s?

 

[Kier Starmer]

huh a degenerate black woman, how unusual I do think Jade is a feeder though there was an image on the first leaks with her and an ex and she was a hog too but she is really ugly so it may be that only big bitches would touch her.

 

[Angry Nipple]

She addressed that shit immediately because it was so scarey, like whuuuut who does that??

That’s because that was a photo of her… and that’s the only person she truly cares about.

I keep thinking mommy jade wont let her quit

But remember the Q&A where “Jade” said “my woman is grown, she can do what she wants” or some shit like that?

I find it interesting how when jade entered the picture, Al was seemingly losing weight and being a bit healthy and now she’s right back to square one. Why? Is it because jade pretended to be supportive about her losing weight until she got her claws deep in hamber and now her true intentions are showing? Is it just because hamber is hopeless? Both?

Regarding the picture thing, I still don’t think Al leaked it. While it would make sense, she surely would have capitalized on it if that were the case.

I think at first, hamber was sure wipey would eventually give in and let her show her on camera, but wipey made it clear she wouldn’t show her face. I think she may have been persuaded to give us a sneak peek in the hoodie for the views + money. But she still doesn’t want her face out there.

Now that she’s been caught, which was bound to happen eventually and I’m surprised it didn’t happen sooner, she’s pissed. Which is probably why Al isn’t addressing it. Perhaps she’s hoping it will die down so she doesn’t have to address it. Maybe jade won’t let her address it because she wants to pretend it didn’t happen. Maybe they’re trying to formulate some smooth-brained scheme that they think will generate the most money. All in all, I think she’s going to continue to ignore it and enjoy the interaction it brings to her channel for the time being. I don’t think hamber is masterminded enough to leak a pic of wipey and I don’t think wipey is dumb enough to let her do it.

 

[Frog-Chomping Bat]

That’s because that was a photo of her… and that’s the only person she truly cares about.


But remember the Q&A where “Jade” said “my woman is grown, she can do what she wants” or some shit like that?

I find it interesting how when jade entered the picture, Al was seemingly losing weight and being a bit healthy and now she’s right back to square one. Why? Is it because jade pretended to be supportive about her losing weight until she got her claws deep in hamber and now her true intentions are showing? Is it just because hamber is hopeless? Both?

Regarding the picture thing, I still don’t think Al leaked it. While it would make sense, she surely would have capitalized on it if that were the case.

I think at first, hamber was sure wipey would eventually give in and let her show her on camera, but wipey made it clear she wouldn’t show her face. I think she may have been persuaded to give us a sneak peek in the hoodie for the views + money. But she still doesn’t want her face out there.

Now that she’s been caught, which was bound to happen eventually and I’m surprised it didn’t happen sooner, she’s pissed. Which is probably why Al isn’t addressing it. Perhaps she’s hoping it will die down so she doesn’t have to address it. Maybe jade won’t let her address it because she wants to pretend it didn’t happen. Maybe they’re trying to formulate some smooth-brained scheme that they think will generate the most money. All in all, I think she’s going to continue to ignore it and enjoy the interaction it brings to her channel for the time being. I don’t think hamber is masterminded enough to leak a pic of wipey and I don’t think wipey is dumb enough to let her do it.

And the best part is, if she’s pissed, and if the Hamberverse is losing its shit over this, it’s the most innocuous photo ever. It’s not like that legendary paparazzi guy who shot photos of Jackie O on the toilet, or anything like that. Amber could have lied and said she hired a dogwalker,

 

[lol cow supreme]

Amber could have lied and said she hired a dogwalker,

That would be priceless. A dogwalker that looks like Jade, and also has the exact same mens nike's she gave jade for christmas.

 

[Supreme Dingus]

Attention all buttmad Haydurs:

Hippocrisy.

That is all.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Oof, with the Nader arc on haitus, I don't know if Chad-tal can top having a house nigger wiping her ass for her like Hamberlynn, especially one who doesn't want to be (but will inevitably be) on camera.
Could be that our gorl gets interesting again?

 

[Lame Entropy]

Someone should inform Amberlynn that the "morbidly obese girl stuffing her face" market is both overly saturated and no longer novel. We've all seen how much a lardass can put away and My 600 lb life has provided all of the fat body horror we could ever hope for. I mean Chantal's channel would be suffering too right now if she was still just trying to film herself eating enough for a small family without Bibi noticing.
The mukbang trend is falling off among non-feeders/fat fetishists. That alone would be concerning for any fat gorl channel without throwing in Amberlynn's "personality" into the mix. The fact that she's half-assing it and pretending she isn't eating enough for 4 people off-camera isn't helping.

 

[pot of sneed]

Somebody's trying to get views and attention with the least amount of effort possible.