Turd Fergusson
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"I guess if I entered the flat while she was burning a pine-scented candle, I would have thought that she had farted a Christmas tree."
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Exactly. But you'd be surprised what peeps will pay if they really want the item. Sometimes, it's to fill a specific hole they have in their collection. Or a hundred other reasons it's a must have for them, although Fat Gorl only collects (hoards?) mundane cheap crap. Worthless to most everyone.
Personal example given, spoilered as irrelevant to Hamber.
I've traveled to Mexico for 40+ years and would always bring back a couple of bottles of high-end tequila for my collection. Don't really drink tequila, but many of the bottles are beautiful and produced in very limited quantities. Prices used to be very cheap in Mexico, but a few years back tequila really came into vogue. Every celebrity and their mother now has their own tequila brand. Prices in Mexico and here in the US have skyrocketed, especially on high-end brands.
I recently sold an unopened rare bottle I paid $40 for 12 years ago to another collector for over $500 USD. He probably would have paid more, but hey profit!
So back to my point, peeps will pay $$$ if it's something they really want. Beanie Baby or rare tequila or (possibly) Hamber deodorant candles.
I recently sold an unopened rare bottle I paid $40 for 12 years ago to another collector for over $500 USD. He probably would have paid more, but hey profit!
So back to my point, peeps will pay $$$ if it's something they really want. Beanie Baby or rare tequila or (possibly) Hamber deodorant candles.
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Consumer goods make terrible investments. People bought endless expensive crystal and china years ago. There is no aftermarket for it now, like most luxury goods.
With Amber, as with other people, collections are a way to show your "wealth". Look at all I have! Aren't you jealous?!
A relative has/had a very extensive DVD collection for these purposes. What do you do with it now? Does it degrade over time? Do you ever really watch them?
Amber might get around to burn 1% of those candles.
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What a terrible investment. They'll eventually get disc rot and stop working.
Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r
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There is no way Casa Fag smelt better than the Lexington Lair. Amber did not shower for all of 2019 and would have had Becky wiping her ass. She also would have been menstruating all over towels at this time. Becks herself often looked too depressed to bother showering and I'd bet Eric was also a lazy sweatbag from time to time. There were multiple dogs living there too, not just the one, and Twonks was definitely not let outside often enough. Cat litter trays probably weren't cleaned enough either so add occasional cat pee to the stank. Amber was also doing disgusting mukbangs all the time like kielbasa sausage and potato, shrimp and an entire fucking rotisserie chicken.
Say what you will about Nigga Jade but I'd bet the current lair is 10x fresher than the fag shanty, it's kept in some semblance of order and Amber does have the occasional wash to keep Wifey interested. I don't think Jade would tolerate full on filth, especially not the kind we know she lived in at the gaycare. Poor animals though, if indeed the candles and sprays are bothering them or compromising their health.
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jesus christ, how did ricky manage to survive in that environment for YEARS without killing himself? he’s always struck me as the most normal person in the amberverse.
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More eating on camera. More fucking food. It never ends.
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And the fucking date is wrong. Today is 420 ya fat fuck. At least you could have pretended to dude weed like you pretend drunk. Then you could have pigged right the fuck out and blamed the munchies.
Not one brain cell for creative content. Not one. Just unhinged jaw and shovel in the slop.
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Her hands look dirty. Gross.
I skipped through it and realized that it's all Widdle Gorl content to appeal to the ageplay pervs. Also gross.
0/10 do not recommend.
I skipped through it and realized that it's all Widdle Gorl content to appeal to the ageplay pervs. Also gross.
0/10 do not recommend.
nooo
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She is so boring now that I don't even have anything to snark on anymore. Maybe that's her plan all along. Silencing the Haydurs. Wish I could be a fly on the wall for her doctors appointment since you know she'll make up some bullshit about the doctor telling her she's "big" but healthy. Gorl is looking more near death everyday.
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Part of me wonders if ALR is also in full-blown denial of her terrible shape outside of Youtube. Her Dr. could tell her she has an enlarged heart and she'd brag on youtube that her doctor recognized how big of a heart she has from all the empathy she exudes.
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Looking like a dirty, homeless piggy there, gorl. Like you haven't showered in months!
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Ima actually kind of surprised she has the patience to turn on the camera before immediately shoveling massive amounts of food down her gullet
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thats why she orders 2. eats one. then sets up.
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Bold of you to assume that she could stop eating with remaining food within 5 feet of her.
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Same. She’s reached peak pathetic, truly.
Good fucking god, those hands. You know how there was a period where everyone thought she was putting concealer on her knuckles? At this point, I’m wondering if she’s putting makeup on them to make them darker or if she’s decided to say fuck it and not hide the extent to which she’s fucked her health.View attachment 3200650
Looking like a dirty, homeless piggy there, gorl. Like you haven't showered in months!
Edit: Watching Bottle’s recap and I have quite a few thoughts.
Why the fuck is she having such a hard time opening that sandwich? And of course, she can’t be fucked to use a fork to eat her fruit… which wouldn’t bother me as much if she used a fucking napkin every once in a while. LEARN WHAT A FUCKING NAPKIN IS, YOU PIG. Of course she “doesn’t really care for blueberries” but eats them anyways.
Shows more fucking scratch art. Is this replacing journals? Whatever the case, knock it off. Also, not sure, but she seems to be trying to drown the herbs they’re growing. Your thumb is beetus brown, not green, gorl.
WHY THE FUCK IS SHE PUTTING EGGS IN A SPECIAL CONTAINER?? They come in a container, for fucks sake. So unnecessary. And she thinks her grubby paws fumbling with puzzle pieces is ASMR? You know, puzzle pieces are quite fitting for you, big ham. Are you sure you were diagnosed with ASMR and not another disorder that begins with an “a”?
Side note, has anyone noticed these weird little noises she’s making lately? Are you on the verge of a stroke or are you just further declining mentally? Perhaps both?
She’s filling out paperwork for the doctor and, of course, is so nervous.
Why did you feel the need to tell us that you’re using a 0.3 pen? “No one cares.” EXACTLY. Zero content here. What a waste of time and a waste of life.
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I'm surprised to see how much traction her Cameo has. Reviews ( 78 ) are mostly positive, except this one. I'm not sure what they expected, her entire schtick is being bad actor trying to preform.
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She can't put her beetus paws all over $BTC, though.
With any luck, or a sign the universe is smiling down upon us, she'd be streaming and stroke out just as she managed to get a candle lit. As she collapses to the floor, one paw, flailing, manages to knock the candle on a rug or a towel, or just roll sort of near Big Ham and her giant tentclothes and suddenly, the apartment is aflame! The animals are conveniently out with the "gf" at the vet, who arrives just in time to douse fatty amd the flames with the water in the bottom of the bowls containing the remnants of the seafood boil from two nights previous. The "gf" calls 911, and advises them to either send 10 people, or get someone with a skid steer and some heavy duty chains to lift Hamber off the floor and into a large animal trailer. We then get the riveting content of Big Ham's Stroke Recovery-palooza, where the first words she works on are "so good".
I'd watch that.
Let the shitshow continue unabated and unoriginal!
Big Ham, late of the "30-day no takeout challenge", is back, and you won't believe what she's go for us today! No, it isn't a pimped out scootypuff emblazoned with her brand. It isn't even Big Al's Big Ham Sandwich Shop and Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra Large Dress as Shirt Emporium. Nope, it is....(drumroll, please)....a mukbang! Yes, sports fans, it's a mukbang featuring Panera Bread!
Ms Dainty Beetus Paws ordered Panera: half a turkey sandwich, the wrapping of which she has some problem with, because instead of just opening it at the tape, she's trying to tear it open from the side, such is her haste to get it into her piehole. She finally figures it out, and is in such a rush, she goes ahead and bites into it, doing her usual moany thing, before bothering to display the rest of her lunch, which consists of a bag of chips - was she not just bitching at herself in her "I'm Shooooo Drunk, You Guise, FUCK" livestream about having a side of chips instead of broccoli or carrots? Whatever. She also has a bowl of their "new" soup, Mexican Street Chowder, which sounds vaguely racist. More concretely, as Big Ham gives the ingredients (corn, potatoes, bell peppers, and these handy tortilla strips to put on top of the soup!) it seems to me it's just a variation of chicken tortilla soup. But I guess that's overused, and street food is both in vogue and has a slightly dangerous feel to it for idiots like Big Ham, who wouldn't know authentic street food if it sauntered up to her, pickpocketed her purse and the cash she carries in it, and then bit her on the shelf ass. She tries to rationalize away the badness of this "mill" by showing us a wee container of chopped fruit (how super ka-yute is that!). Spamber being who she is, eats the fruit with her dirty beetus paws and WITHOUT A NAPKIN IN SIGHT. JFC, you dirty, greasy pimple on a boil on an abscess on the ass of a fucking pig USE A NAPKIN.
And knock off that fucking vocal fry, you lazy cunt.
Oh, FFS, the "art" again? I don't even know any five year olds who would continue to be proud of this shit. Nobody wants to buy your shitty, unoriginal fucking "art", Spamber. No, it does not help with your "binging" or your "skin picking" you useless fat fuck. You do not have BED. You do not compulsively pick your skin. You are lazy and bored. If you got off your ass to do more than the bare minimum of anything - but in particular, to exercise - you wouldn't need any "distractions". Says they couldn't find any of those stupid "art" cards at any Dollar Tree they went to. That's EnvironmentaLynn, looking after the planet by making the "gf" drive to every fucking Dollar Tree store in Lexington because she wants to color.
Again with the fucking ayyg container. AYYGS ALREADY HAVE CONTAINERS, BITCH. Why are you trying to reinvent the wheel here? Again: get a fucking hobby. Or three.
Sigh. Put together a jigsaw puzzle that looks a lot like "expert Layygos", given the size and the number of pieces. 'The saddest part" she calls it: breaking up the puzzle to put it back in the box. "But hey," she says, as she runs her beetus mitts through the pieces, "ASMR, am I right?"
NO. No, you are NOT right, stupid. ASMR is targeted, binaural sound, focused on hitting whatever sweet spot a person has to create a specific type of response. It is not mindlessly running your gigantic fucking balloon hands through cardboard puzzle pieces in front of your phone's mic.
She is going to a doctor appointment and has a packet to fill out. She seems to think this is something to dread or, based on her fucking rolling her eyes at it, a waste of time. Yet another sign that you don't know jack shit about going to the doctor, Fatty. They send you the thing to fill out at home because it saves time in the office, especially for first time patients. She is, for whatever reason, scurred. Of course she is. Here's a thought: maybe if you took your health more seriously, you would actually go to A doctor regularly, and at least once a year for a general checkup. Naturally, we all know that you won't, given that it took you two fucking years to go to the doctor - in the form of an ER doc, natch - when you were bleeding all over the place, This will probably be a one and done trip, too. Fatty will find something to bitch about and never go back.
Says the doctor appointment will be the next vlog, and more bullshit besides, promises a "to be continued" and thankfully the video ends there. Only seven minutes. Amazing. You can't even come up with one day moooorrre - sorry, one minute more to pad out this nonsense? LoserLynn.
Edit: Dang, forgot this word/phrase frequency:
"So" (does not include "so good"/"so cute") - 21
"So good" - 5
"OMG" - 2
"So cute" - 2
"Literally" - 1
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homegorl spent like 40 bucks on some progreso soup, a 50 cent bag of chips and half a slice of bread with some turkey on it.