Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Agoodpotroast]

With today's gas prices, why did they go to the Goodwill in Nicholasville when tehre were 3 Goodwills closer to the apartment? Is it because it was by Panera Bread?

Kinda feel like you answered your own question there.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

With today's gas prices, why did they go to the Goodwill in Nicholasville when tehre were 3 Goodwills closer to the apartment? Is it because it was by Panera Bread? You were right next to a Marshalls and Homegoods, you couldnt pop in for a 20 minute shoppeen video?

I don't think Amber can even fit, let alone walk, in those aisles anymore. Homegoods in particular is full of glass shit on the shelves. One shelf butt boop and she owes the store thousands of dollars in broken merchandise.

Also her touching shit would be 2% more intriguing than her being in the apartment shoving food into her mouth. We can't have that now! Would give Hamber standards to reach!

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

"Reaction channels always use my body for views. Oh, by the way, here are my terrifying upper arms in this thumbnail I totally did not pick in order to use my body for views. Enjoy!" recap.

Whatever you say, HypocriticaLynn.

It's hairwashin' day at The Hovel Boarding House and Saloon. That involves a horse trough, a bunch of heavily muscled people, and a pulley system to get the landwhale in and out of the water. Some people dunk donuts. Others are relegated to this terrible job.

She's walking around in her bra. Even the new ones can't stand up to the rigors of holding in the 20 pounds of blubber that Big Hamber calls boobs. Rarity sighting, and Hamber says instead of Rarity Gray, she calls the cat Rarity Gay. She does her stupid horse whinny laugh and I'm ready to punch her in her big, fat, stupid face already. Stop assigning real people crap to your damn animals, you stupid twat.

Skipped through the clothes bit because I do not even give a single shit.

Claims her blood pressure was normal at the doc, and anyone who believes that shit is as much a fucking moron as Big Stupid here.

Blah blah, "let me get into 14 year old mode". Look at my "art"! Skip.

Back in the kitchen unloading yet another hundred bags of groceries that they probably will never eat. Continues to do the 14 year old, tee hee, sex! bullshit. This horse whinny laugh thing she has going on makes me want to reach down her fat throat and rip her goddamned larynx out.


Oh, look, it's more Amazon shit they don't need, including "obviously, we like the dark" tea kettle (how the fuck it is "obvious",you incoherent, incapable cunt?) that is ugly as fuck but which, of course, Big Ham goes all emote over like someone with mad cow disease. It's "so a-seh-tic!!". Learn to pronounce shit properly, you fucking bitch. WriterLynn, my ass. Even MORE bullsit sexual innuendo. Won't answer a question about your exact BP, but will details every single fucking nonsensical shit from your so-called "sex life" that exists solely in your limited and uncreative imagination.

I hope MANY people complained to YouTube about your lack of disclosure on the Amazon affiliate thing, whore. I hope they complained to Amazon, too. She had the absolute fucking NERVE to say she "didn't know", which is, as usual, yet another fucking lie out of her piehole. When she was shilling Freshly, she also neglected to tell people if they used her link she would get money off her meals. Lots of people made it perfectly clear that not stating this was a violation of YT's TOS, and THEN she got around to mentioning it. And let me tell you this, bitch: If you ever shill your stupid, tacky Amazon "store" again without properly disclosing that you get a commission, I'm going to get as many people as I can to report you to YT and Amazon, no tipping of cows or not, because you don't even deserve THAT level of respect. Fuck you.

TL;DW/R: She looks just as much a fat, fucking bitch as she always has. Losing weight, my ass. If this bitch was losing weight, she'd be showing that, just to rub it in the faces of haydur nation. BrokeLynn spending three hundred bucks or so to shill for her Amazon "store". EntrepreneuriaLynn starts yet another thing she at which she fails immediately.

Lies, lies, and this cunt.

And I thought I had issues!

Dat shit right der make me a fucking saint!!

But I ya. That's why ya be True and Honest.

Never give up, never surrender.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

This probably won’t be a popular opinion (we do love us our deathfat lolcows), but is it possible that the decline in her views could be a sign that the world is growing weary of fat, useless, vapid idiots who do nothing but consume in every sense of the word and have no redeeming virtues? Can it be that in the foreseeable future these embarrassments to the human race will see the world slowly turn away and become enthralled by some more worthy/new interests? Perhaps the era of being rewarded for being a blight on the universe could be drawing to a close.

And ironically, that would be when they become interesting once again. Seeing them try to function in a world where they don’t get paid for their bullshit and they have to figure out how to survive.

I just lidurallee had a utopia molment

Dare I hope?

 

[Kier Starmer]

Twinkie's health my god! She hates Amber like actually detests her because she is never prone only when you feed her. Chihuahuas are quite loving too very emotional and love cuddling but I think Amber's size freaks her out. Dogs get freaked out by objects of large mass or speed because they have to predict where it lands and that is something small dogs naturally do because of their size.

 

[Supreme Dingus]

To which I might add:

Dancing queen: won ALL the dancing prizes and made up ALL the dances for ALL the rest of the winners, but never heard the words choreograph or choreographer.

Maybe it IS pronounced choreOGraph, I'm not the dancing prodigy.

So dainty

she reminds me of a fat Godzilla.

Gorlzilla vs. Megadong 1973

 

[Gergg]

Gorlzilla vs. Megadong 1973

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Side note: amber really is an ass for putting a mountain of garbage against an outward swinging door. Whoever comes to open that is going to have to kick her useless shit out of the way just to open the door.

But then its not out of consideration that she donates, she is a performative narc, wants to pretend she gives a shit when in reality she just doesnt want to pay for an extra garbage can.

 

[beansoup]

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Her diabetes-induced poor circulation is coming along nicely, I see.
Hard to believe she hasn't cured it with her consistently packing on the elbees like she cured her high blood pressure.

 

[Anal birth]

I’m too lazy to look but a lot of people in the comments think the cards are Becky’s

There was a big "NO" written on the ziploc which made me assume that Becky had decided that what was in there wasn't hers. She probably took out anything she liked/that had value and left it when she moved out.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Side note: amber really is an ass for putting a mountain of garbage against an outward swinging door. Whoever comes to open that is going to have to kick her useless shit out of the way just to open the door.

But then its not out of consideration that she donates, she is a performative narc, wants to pretend she gives a shit when in reality she just doesnt want to pay for an extra garbage can.

And for not even arriving when they are open. Not sure what thrift stores are like in the US but the British equivalent; the Charity Shop, usually have signs saying not to dump stuff outside like it's worthless trash or they will treat it as such.

 

[mekalekahi]

 

[Owlflaps]

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That's a lot of cope to say you're a fatty fat feedee that can't handle being alone

 

[FatalTater]

Does Amber realize "you can't go home again" isn't just an old saying?

No. No one tell her. Let her move there and still be stuck in an apartment doing nothing because she's over 500 elbees. It will be fine.

 

[DontEatThat]

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Amber is never going to leave Kentucky.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Amber is never going to leave KY cognitively/mentally or financially. The truth is the only reason why she has this life is that Youtube is "covering" her bills. Most of us have her financials down and can safely say she cannot go to another state without drastically altering her life.

 

[10547875]

Hasn't she been in Kentucky for like, 10 years now? Casey kicked her out when she was 18 or 19 and she immediately moved in with Destiboy- right?

She definitely belongs in places like Los Angeles, San Francisco, San Diego, Orange County, etc. etc.- where her heart craves to be back at because she's SUCH a Cali girl, born and raised!- but she just can't move right now, you see, because she found the perfect Oncologist in Lexington. She had no problem cutting 600lb Amber open! She did it with such ease! You just can't get that kind of life-saving medical treatment outside of Kentucky. So, even though she is totally, 100%, definitely capable of moving almost across the country (physically AND financially)- she just can't right now.

Edit: @FickleFuck & @Cosmologic, thank you! I forgot entirely about Florida and Krystal, lmao.

 

[Cosmologic]

Hasn't she been in Kentucky for like, 10 years now? Casey kicked her out when she was 18 or 19 and she immediately moved in with Destiboy- right?

She definitely belongs in places like Los Angeles, San Francisco, San Diego, Orange County, etc. etc.- where her heart craves to be back at because she's SUCH a Cali girl, born and raised!- but she just can't move right now, you see, because she found the perfect Oncologist in Lexington. She had no problem cutting 600lb Amber open! She did it with such ease! You just can't get that kind of life-saving medical treatment outside of Kentucky. So, even though she is totally, 100%, definitely capable of moving almost across the country (physically AND financially)- she just can't right now.

they were in florida for about a year or two, i think, and then moved to kentucky in the last 3-6 months of their relationship, so it wasn't 10 years ago but it's definitely closer to around 5 or 6.

i also don't think she has enough of a personality to really care THAT much about where she winds up living. she probably chose los angeles because she knows a bunch of youtube celebrities live there, and she constantly compares herself to them.

also, realistically -- even if she DID manage to move anywhere but bumfuck kentucky, it's not like her life would change, she'd just be bed bound with a beach view.

ETA: if she's struggling in KENTUCKY, one of the most affordable states to live, she will for sure never survive outside of kentucky, unless it's a small town in mississippi or something where the average rent is $500

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

All the beautiful people in Cali would be repulsed at the very sight of Hamber. She's about as likely to move to Cali as she is to go to Bora Bora, which is never.

But given Chantal can jaunt to a snazzy seaside resort in Cuba, I guess I should never say never.

On finding herself after being lost for so very long, I guess she finally looked under the right fat fold.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Current estimated monthly earnings $297-$4.7K
April 2021 estimated monthly earnings $402-$6.4K
May 2020 estimated monthly earnings $507-$8.1K
September 2019 estimated monthly earnings $1K-$16.7K

While still a lot of money for someone who does the minimum amount of work on her videos, the trend is nonetheless present. Fewer and fewer people are watching her. She still has a core of enthusiasts who compliment her, but this is not sufficient in the long run. No wonder, she is trying to increase her income by selling rubbish. Unfortunately, she is not reducing her expenses.

This probably won’t be a popular opinion, but is it possible that the decline in her views could be a sign that the world is growing weary of fat, useless, vapid idiots who do nothing but consume in every sense of the word and have no redeeming virtues?

You are partly right. When she started, she was a fresh face and being super morbidly obese made her interesting. She was doing a lot more then than now. Unfortunately, her youth is slowly disappearing along with any interest that people had in her. Having an appalling personality is not helping either. There are loads of interesting people on YT, her schtick is getting old.

Amber is never going to leave KY cognitively/mentally or financially. The truth is the only reason why she has this life is that Youtube is "covering" her bills. Most of us have her financials down and can safely say she cannot go to another state without drastically altering her life.

The reason she could not move to California is that Becky did not want to move out of state. I imagine that Jade, being from New York City would not want to move there either. If Amber moves, it will be to New York, not California.

but she just can't move right now, you see, because she found the perfect Oncologist in Lexington. She had no problem cutting 600lb Amber open! She did it with such ease! You just can't get that kind of life-saving medical treatment outside of Kentucky.

This is the most inept reason coming from this uneducated individual. Her surgery was run-of-the-mill even for a 500-pound patient. There are loads of secondary care hospitals and clinics that would treat her the same she had. At this point, she is not receiving any active treatments, only follow-ups. This is certainly not a reason to refuse to move. She just can't because Jade will not want to and she can't afford it either.

 

[Kitsunehime]

Amber is such an Egomaniac..."donating" Stuff to Godwill is one Thing but just unloading your Junk (used Brushes usw) is absolutely disgusting...
I wonder if she realized that often when Things are donated infront of the Door after Donation-times end up scattered over the whole Area because People come and go through all the Shit...and later the Employees from Godwill can clean the Area...Good Job Manatee...