Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FickleFuck]

Unfortunately, the Hoof & Ankle Thread is locked and doomed to the depths of Spergatory, but he's an update on the absolute fucking state of her layyyyygs. Yes, I stole it from Reddit, IDGAF.

That beige roll on her left foot daintily peeping out of her pants isn't a sock. It's flesh.

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I don't know how the fuck she isn't upset and grossed out by this mess she calls her body. That's an actual roll of fat trying to grow down over her fucking foot. You know that feeling you get sometimes when an article of clothing feels like it's on wrong or its drooping or too tight? I imagine having a legging made of fat flopping on the top of your foot feels like that but 1000 times worse. And you can never take it off or adjust it. Also imagine if she did lose weight the amount of skin that would be dragging on the ground. Or would she try to bundle it up or tie it back? I know she's never gonna lose weight, but looking at this shit makes your brain shit itself trying to figure out the how and why of unnatural shit like Hamber's flesh suit.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

She has completely grown out of any consumer shoe or slipper.

 

[beansoup]

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The  top of her foot is fat.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

She has completely grown out of any consumer shoe or slipper.

Surely there are fat lady sneakers she could be wearing? Anything has to be better than those damn ballet flats that offer her no support.

I guess she can't have her "I'm only using the scooter because I wore the wrong shoes" moment type deal if she were to do anything about her footwear.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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"I am from the west coast"
"I am from California and miss it dearly"

Strange, since you've spent almost half your life not there. If you love it so fucking much, WTF have you spent a big part of your life on the east coast? Idiot. What, no subpar IQ, butch takers out there in glamorous Cali? And WTF makes you think you belong among those people anyway, troglodyke? You do not. You're average looking at best, on your very best day, and that wouldn't change even if you were thin.

"I've always hated it here [in KY]"

Gee, too bad you'll be dying here. Sucks for you, I guess.

"Once I get a few more clear CT scans"

Hahahahaha. Sure.

That fucking "compromise" with Becky was nothing of the sort, you fucking bitch. "Compromise" is not "I'll display MY stuff, and yours can go in the closet." Becky should have driven you to the town limit with all your shit and dumped you there when you wouldn't fucking leave because you are too terrified and too lazy to be alone.

I got news for you, you fat, mendacious, arrogant fucking waste of resources: that "fuckin mess" you were in back in 2019? You're STILL in that mess, and it's going to be even sweeter watching your nontent and going off on you knowing that you hate every minute of your desperate, empty life, seething that you're stuck in Kentucky. I'm really looking forward to it.

May I introduce you to the Pannus Sling, available now to make all of your sexy time fantasies come true. Lay it under the gunt and lift.
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https://alphamodalities.com/products/pannus-sling/

Hey, if the "gf" is into asphyxiation - for the other person, of course, not herself - this would work. Imagine your partner gurgling because they're strapped up in this thing and their fat/the pressure at the thoracic level from where the sling doesn't touch is also contributing to slowly choking them out. If you wanted to get rid of your superfat, and maybe cash in some sweet checks, this would work. It wouldn't even leave any problematic marks! Then you pack yer shit, take the dog (chicks love dogs!) and vacate, on to the next honeypot (you did remember to get one lined up, right?).

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I know she's never gonna lose weight, but looking at this shit makes your brain shit itself trying to figure out the how and why of unnatural shit like Hamber's flesh suit.

Just think of how many dresses Buffalo Bill could have made out of Hamber's flesh suit.

It puts the lotion on its skin!

Problem is, once he threw her in the basement pit, he'd never be able to get her back out.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Hey, if the "gf" is into asphyxiation - for the other person, of course, not herself - this would work. Imagine your partner gurgling because they're strapped up in this thing and their fat/the pressure at the thoracic level from where the sling doesn't touch is also contributing to slowly choking them out. If you wanted to get rid of your superfat, and maybe cash in some sweet checks, this would work. It wouldn't even leave any problematic marks! Then you pack yer shit, take the dog (chicks love dogs!) and vacate, on to the next honeypot (you did remember to get one lined up, right?).

It actually lifts it upwards and most of the weight is on the crane/lift. The straps that you see going up by the shoulder keep it from flopping down and popping out. There are some that just pull back up and tie to the rails at the head of teh bed but you have to be in a reclining and not supine position. They are used for sanitation, medical/surgery work or other issue where the pannus is an obstruction. They likely had her in one during hysterectomy, and a gyno would likely need one to do an actual exam.

 

[beansoup]

Surely there are fat lady sneakers she could be wearing? Anything has to be better than those damn ballet flats that offer her no support.

I guess she can't have her "I'm only using the scooter because I wore the wrong shoes" moment type deal if she were to do anything about her footwear.

Honestly those ankle rolls will prevent any type of shoe from fitting properly, if she wore actual sneakers the roll would just rub and chafe on the heel tab/collar.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

It’s expensive as fuck here on the west coast. I just checked rentals similar to the place she lives at in Petaluma and it’s 3000 or more.

...and in San Francisco it's double that.

Plus, we haz hills. Evah-fuckin'-whar.

 

[Constellationzero]

The  top of her foot is fat.

Spoiler: Hambutt's dainty, dainty, dainty hooves in a year:

NOTE: Do not open spoiler without a 1970's aerosol grade can of LYSOL disinfectant.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

It’s expensive as fuck here on the west coast. I just checked rentals similar to the place she lives at in Petaluma and it’s 3000 or more. The biggest draw of living in California is the weather and outdoors shit plus a list of other shit things that involves GOING OUT. Paying more than double to just grocery shop and watch 90 day fiancé everyday is so stupid lol.

For Amber, all her goals are aspirational and based on nothing more of what she sees on the tele or on-line. It is similar to the time she would tell us how she would use the half dozen agenda. Of course, she never used them. She will never move to California, she is staying put in Kentucky.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

Spoiler: Hambutt's dainty, dainty, dainty hooves in a year:

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NOTE: Do not open spoiler without a 1970's aerosol grade can of LYSOL disinfectant.

Jesus fucking Christ
We’ve seen some fuckin’ horrors on here but, my God! What a shit day to have eyes!

In better news,
Big Al has all this to look forward to…
LOVE THAT FOR HER.

Edit because am truly traumatised, thanks

 

[Cock wombler]

Spamber really got a bad deal when she sold her body for orange chicken. Fat by jen who's got a good 15 years on amber and has been up to 700lbs a couple of times is a skinny ankle queen, she can fit on more supportive shoes than flimsy slip ons without using her ankle rolls as additional built in support straps.



I am aware this photo is a couple of years old (2020) so she may have acquired ankle rolls since then.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

It actually lifts it upwards and most of the weight is on the crane/lift. The straps that you see going up by the shoulder keep it from flopping down and popping out. There are some that just pull back up and tie to the rails at the head of teh bed but you have to be in a reclining and not supine position. They are used for sanitation, medical/surgery work or other issue where the pannus is an obstruction. They likely had her in one during hysterectomy, and a gyno would likely need one to do an actual exam.

I'm guessing that relies on free movement of the fupa. We've seen those deathfats where the lower part may be free-swinging, as it were, but where the upper part is like someone just glued a rather massive beach ball on them. I wonder about the pressure on that when the free part is hoisted up. It's academic anyhow, fatasses like Big Ham have enough upper body fat to crush their lungs like bugs anyway, even without the fupa hanging over them like a demented Sword of Damocles molment type deal. Any of those straps go, and the person's already overworked heart would probably explode from the sudden change in pressure.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Jesus fucking Christ
We’ve seen some fuckin’ horrors on here but, my God! What a shit day to have eyes!

In better news,
Big Al has all this to look forward to…
LOVE THAT FOR HER.

Edit because am truly traumatised, thanks

When yer shit starts folding over existing shit. Then refolding over that pile of shit.

Drop the fucking fork or stop using your oversized mitts to shovel even more shit in your mouth.

It's definitely where she's headed and it's vile as fuck. <puke emoji here>

How can anyone let their own self-esteem dissolve into nothing but a living, breathing fat corpusel like that and retain one shred of dainty gorl decency?

Totally beyond me. But yet I laugh at the delusion that is this fat laughing fuck.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I haven't seen it posted yet and apologies if I missed it ; I'm on bad connection so the YouTube version loads faster vs the archive

I popped** on to look at the goodwill drop and noted under her video in all caps she mentions she is an Amazon affiliate. Like all half ass last minute.

Amber def reads here. Or her house nigger.

 

[stronkwonk]

cba about the fatty fat fat fatty but i feel bad for that little fuckin dog with that collar, poor thing's fur is gonna get ripped to shit with that

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I haven't seen it posted yet and apologies if I missed it ; I'm on bad connection so the YouTube version loads faster vs the archive

I popped** on to look at the goodwill drop and noted under her video in all caps she mentions she is an Amazon affiliate. Like all half ass last minute.

Amber def reads here. Or her house nigger.

They do, but according to Karina Kaboom people called her out on that Q&A app (whatever the hell it’s called), and Amber pretended it was all an accident.

I don’t particularly like Karina because she constantly steals ideas from here, but in case you’re curious here’s the video:

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

cba about the fatty fat fat fatty but i feel bad for that little fuckin dog with that collar, poor thing's fur is gonna get ripped to shit with that

Not to mention if poor Twinkie Stor gets snagged on anything, Twink will be stuck.
Quick release collars are a thing for a reason, even if mostly for cats. That collar doesn't look adjustable either.

Poor Twinkie. Stuck in that smelly apartment with human trash, being fed dollar store treats and now has to deal with this indignity. Just stop.

 

[formerfatcow]