Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Simon]

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Good morning, Amber. You look like a corpse.

Spoiler: getting ready

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Spoiler: jade appendages

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Spoiler: weird shit normal 31 year olds don't do

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Spoiler: purse

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Oh, goody.

The brown around her eyes and mouth is getting worse. I agree, she legit looks like a corpse. Also, this organizing shtick is really the deathknell for her channel, so keep it up, Hamber.

 

[Supreme Dingus]

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Videos posted 2 days ago and 7 hours ago and she's still wearing the same clothes?

Pick one, you fat, lying, cuntfungus: either you pre-filmed all your pathetic nontent and are:
1A) stupid/arrogant enough to think nobody will notice
1B) too much of a lazy sow to give a fucking fuck

Or:

2) unwashed to the point that your smell would gag a maggot and the filth on your body could hide you from the fucking Predator.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Videos posted 2 days ago and 7 hours ago and she's still wearing the same clothes?

Pick one, you fat, lying, cuntfungus: either you pre-filmed all your pathetic nontent and are:
1A) stupid/arrogant enough to think nobody will notice
1B) too much of a lazy sow to give a fucking fuck

Or:

2) unwashed to the point that your smell would gag a maggot and the filth on your body could hide you from the fucking Predator.

she pre-recorded all the videos for the month. Also she always fucks with the time line with mixing up clips. I suspect she records a few hours in one or two days then cuts taht to be 4 or 5 videos. Like the "one thing a day" torrid haul. She probably filmed all of them at once but scripted it as one a day.

 

[Clintonberg]

It makes me so uncomfortable when she brags about hanging out with E + R. It's weird. They both clearly didn't like her and yet they're going out of their way to spend time with her? Have they fallen out with Thumb so they're being petty?

It's bloody confusing.

I feel like she's the kind of petty, no-life asshole that makes it her life's work to sabotage personal relationships for those that wronged her. It's no coincidence that she stays in the good graces of Eric and Dana while being so far removed from both her exes. The saddest part is that she's never made any genuine friendships of her own. Her social circle is comprised of past girlfriends and all the second hand acquaintances that came with them.

 

[Mad Man]

Theory 4: she didn't actually shower

Theory 5. Her shower collapsed through the floor from her being a big fat fuck and she's filming someone else's shower.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Where the fuck is this AMBUR MOVED TO TENNESSEE sped theory coming from? Amber hates Kentucky, and Tennessee is basically southern Kentucky. Just because Karina and her 2 pack of cocks a day habit plucked this speculation off the Farms and disseminated it does not give it any credence.

Amber is too good for Kentucky but she's not too good for TN? Okay.

 

[FatalTater]

Nah jade is weird what the fuck was that I love you thing

Bear in mind that a while back Jade wrote "I love you" on the kitchen counter with a marker like an exceptional child.

*IF* Amber moves away from Kentucky, my bet is on New York where Jade's from. It's considered by the population at large to be better than KY so Amber could brag about it.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Where the fuck is this AMBUR MOVED TO TENNESSEE sped theory coming from? Amber hates Kentucky, and Tennessee is basically southern Kentucky. Just because Karina and her 2 pack of cocks a day habit plucked this speculation off the Farms and disseminated it does not give it any credence.

Amber is too good for Kentucky but she's not too good for TN? Okay.

She "went to visit a city in Tennessee but i didnt vlog it" post. Then the first time documented "I prescheduled all of my videos for May". and then in that dumb Q&A app when asked about money "I'm moving to a very expensive (or more expensive?) city" and finally her lease is up/was up at the Henry.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She "went to visit a city in Tennessee but i didnt vlog it" post. Then the first time documented "I prescheduled all of my videos for May". and then in that dumb Q&A app when asked about money "I'm moving to a very expensive (or more expensive?) city" and finally her lease is up/was up at the Henry.

Do you mean the visit to Pigeon Forge she made with Becky's family after Norma died?

Amber is notorious for pre-filming all her lazy shit then parceling it out over the course of a month so she can be lazy.

I'm not saying she's not in the process of moving, but that it's to Tennessee is absurd on its face.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Do you mean the visit to Pigeon Forge she made with Becky's family after Norma died?

Amber is notorious for pre-filming all her lazy shit then parceling it out over the course of a month so she can be lazy.

I'm not saying she's not in the process of moving, but that it's to Tennessee is absurd on its face.

No. Her and "girlfriend" went to TN last month. Not Beckya. WTF would she go visit a city, and not vlog it, cus she hates TN so much? You think her fatass would sit in a car for over an hour and go walk around taking in the sights of some random ass city for the culture? She would be showing us all the food she ate everywhere. She's going to attempt to move and not tell anyone where her and "girlfriend" are.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

No. Her and "girlfriend" went to TN last month.

Strange she didn't vlog herself in the hotel room eating room service since that's all she did.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

No. Her and "girlfriend" went to TN last month. Not Beckya. WTF would she go visit a city, and not vlog it, cus she hates TN so much? You think her fatass would sit in a car for over an hour and go walk around taking in the sights of some random ass city for the culture? She would be showing us all the food she ate everywhere. She's going to attempt to move and not tell anyone where her and "girlfriend" are.

I mean, maybe? But TN doesn't jibe with her NYC, LA, Seattle visions of herself. TN is not good enough for her. She's down to 500 pounds and is a skinny legend now. She can roll around in the bed just like a thin person!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Maybe Jade has relatives in Tennessee? A lot of black people especially will have distant relatives that live in the south while they themselves live up north (or vice versa). That or Amber decided to go to Dollywood, lol

I agree, Amber would not want to live in Tennessee. If she's going anywhere outside of Kentucky, it's gonna either be in New York with Jade or Oklahoma to live with her mom. NYC would be far too expensive for her but I do like the mental image of Amber trying to be That Girl while struggling to waddle around town.

 

[I AM FUNNY]

reid's still kicking?

 

[Xenomorph]

Only way to revival:

* Show layyyygs
* Show dem feetz and toes
* Describe smellz
* Only Fans 4H prize HAWG feeder special

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOREVER. SHOW YOUR FUCKING FETID DISEASED STINKING, ROTTING, WEEPING, PEELING, PURPLE, MOTTLED,BLOODY,HAIRY,DEFORMED,LYMPHADEMIA-FILLED LAYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRGS

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

reid's still kicking?

Waddling actually

 

[I AM FUNNY]

Waddling actually

doesnt reid have the big c i havent kept up very much

 

[Constellationzero]

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOREVER. SHOW YOUR FUCKING FETID DISEASED STINKING, ROTTING, WEEPING, PEELING, PURPLE, MOTTLED,BLOODY,HAIRY,DEFORMED,LYMPHADEMIA-FILLED LAYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRGS

Don't forget: The sick fucks want feet, toes, and toenails. No curling her toes under trying to disappear the hooves. Loud and proud.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Her arms full of open, unhealing sores are absolutely sickening.

Whatever happened to Wipey's never-had-support-like-this-before super patented 100% guaranteed to work distraction technique to stop her picking at her skin? (whatever the fuck it was)

 

[Basketball Jones]

AMBERLYNN REIDS MORNING ROUTINE | VLOG 05-22-22​

Spoiler: Archive

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Haven't checked on our gorl in a while. Good to know she's still fat, delusional, mimicking Nikki Tutorial's style of talking, fat, and basic. Some things never change.
The most interesting thing in this video to me was her fragrence/soap drawer filled with Buy 2 get 1 free Bath and Body Works fragrence spray. And in a hilarious act of near self-awareness, she grabs the one that proclaims to smell like clean laundry. Link

There's nothing else that really interested me in this video. So instead I started scent-profiling Amber. Not even to be shady. Just because I'm interested in what people wear.

Spoiler: A Smell Type Situation

Scent drawer contains: Gingham Love, Bahamas Passionfruit & Banana Flowers, White T-shirt, something that looks like Pure Wonder, and I don't know what that bottom one is. It looks like some seasonal variation of Cherry Blossom, but I dunno much about B&Bwerqs. Using this Fragrence Wheel we can determine the area she frequents in shopping for and what she has either determined smells good on her, or what she assumes smells good on her.

She definitely veers towards things that smell sugary, sweet, and fruity. She seems to like the "fresh" smells paired with fruity things also, but I'd argue the main scent coming off her is fruit instead of something in the Fresh or Wood notes. It's debatable. But whatever.

Please feel free to add any other AmberFragrences to the catalogue for more robust information gathering. These are boring times, truly...