Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Mad Man said:
I noticed she's wearing a choker. Must be to hide her third chin. She keeps slopping down all of that food and she's going to have a really bad meat beard. That's when all of your chins come together to make a ball sack that touches your chest.
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You're not far off. she thinks it gives the illusion of a seperation between her face and her shoulders, and makes her dirty diabetes ring around her neck less noticeable.
Its the same as when a woman wears a belt over top of a baggy dress.
 
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mekalekahi said:
Also didn’t amber cheat on Casey? She was talking to krystle and another girl receiving gifts and money while dating him.
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Yep. Publicly, even. She was on Facebook and had absolutely zero shame. Even at one point bitched at/about Krystle PUBLICLY because the money she sent for Amber to get her ugly boar tusk piercings hadn’t arrived on time. Like she’d never heard of “delayed gratification” and couldn’t wait for two more days to put more holes in her big stupid head.

But yeah, those tantrums, and the gross cyber PDA, that was all happening while she was already leeching off of dating somebody.
 
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Fun fact of the day NASA recently has discovered that they can launch objects into space if they spin them at a high enough velocity much like a Greek athlete of yore hurling a discus at the Circus Maximus. The funny part of it is that the perfect weight has to be 550 pounds. That being said, Amberlynn is almost skinny enough to be launched into space when conditions are perfect.
 
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mekalekahi said:
Amber doesn’t want jade on camera cause she lied about her lol. She made her seem like a hot ripped braided up WNBA player and she’s not. She even had Becky lying saying how fit and sexy she is. You hate the community but you love doing show and tell with your shoes and new plastic shit you and amber aquire daily.

Also didn’t amber cheat on Casey? She was talking to krystle and another girl receiving gifts and money while dating him.
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Fatty is a grifter. She always has the next mark lined up. She ended up living with Casey and her mom after she went for a 'visit' and when she was gone, her grandma passed the message on to her to not come back to her home. That's the official story, but I don't know about you, but if I visit someone for a few days, I don't take everything I would need to take if I was moving. Sounds more like a Hamber plan to move in with Casey, all along.
When the sociopath has used up all the resources available -place to live, money, help etc, no one knows better than them when the time to move on has arrived. So Hamber was talking to Krystle and at least one other person when she was still with Casey.
Every time her latest gorlfriend is sick of her, she always has her next mark lined up. Casey to Krystle to Density.
Density, stroked Hamber's ego, so being a narc, Fatty thought Density would always adore her, even when she got really fat and needed help with wiping etc.Her breaking up with Hamber was a shock and she wasn't ready, so she ended up paying for Becky to assist her. She had to follow that on with paying for Jade's assistance. As she keeps getting even fatter, Hamber now has no choice but to pay for her gorlfriends.
People only see her for her freakish size, but underneath all her blubber she really is an awful, shitty person who will use anyone and any situation or lah to get what she wants.
 
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Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince said:
Fun fact of the day NASA recently has discovered that they can launch objects into space if they spin them at a high enough velocity much like a Greek athlete of yore hurling a discus at the Circus Maximus. The funny part of it is that the perfect weight has to be 550 pounds. That being said, Amberlynn is almost skinny enough to be launched into space when conditions are perfect.
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Will she break up into small harmless pieces that burn up on reentry or will large land masses be in danger from her falling out of orbit?
 
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Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince said:
Fun fact of the day NASA recently has discovered that they can launch objects into space if they spin them at a high enough velocity much like a Greek athlete of yore hurling a discus at the Circus Maximus. The funny part of it is that the perfect weight has to be 550 pounds. That being said, Amberlynn is almost skinny enough to be launched into space when conditions are perfect.
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She might volunteer if you told her there was a Milky Way involved. We know how much the beast enjoys her candy…

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@Turd Fergusson Yes I was looking at that and I am curious about the exact reason. I think the lie video was the cut-off point for some, I never watched it because her videos are so shit now especially one that long. The lies video was published before her cut off point of the 15th. Her views since then as said have barely hit 50k.

If she posts 15 videos with this average, then she will hit 750k. With the CPM of $3 it is a measly $2.250 and not even applying taxes. Jade wrecked her channel and even with Jade's income which is entry-level, IT is $3k on average monthly. Their incomes combined are really dicey.

I think Jade is going to bail real soon because combined it ends up Jade supporting Amber and she does not seem that type.
 
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
@Turd Fergusson Yes I was looking at that and I am curious about the exact reason. I think the lie video was the cut-off point for some, I never watched it because her videos are so shit now especially one that long. The lies video was published before her cut off point of the 15th. Her views since then as said have barely hit 50k.

If she posts 15 videos with this average, then she will hit 750k. With the CPM of $3 it is a measly $2.250 and not even applying taxes. Jade wrecked her channel and even with Jade's income which is entry-level, IT is $3k on average monthly. Their incomes combined are really dicey.

I think Jade is going to bail real soon because combined it ends up Jade supporting Amber and she does not seem that type.
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I think Fatty knows one day Jade'll pop out for snacks and never return.
Jade's nothing more than a loser, grifter, just like Hamber was, back in the day - before she got too fat and now needs a caretaker. Even by your mid-20s, people tend to have friends, family, hobbies, job and unless a FANTASTIC opportunity opens up, they tend to stay within that area of the country. Grifters are the ones who move all over the country, at the drop of a hat, if they get the chance is to use someone up. Fatty's lived all over the US, just as long as there was free board and lodgings for her.
Fatty must recognise Jade has done exactly the same thing she used to do. Why else would Jade downgrade to Kentucky - answer is, everything's free!
I also think that's what Fatty means when she talks about 'fatphobia' and being treated differently when you're fat. When she was a dainty 368 elbees, she could grift her way around the country - free places to stay, free money, no job. Now she's admitting to 500 elbees, she is the one who has to pay for her gorlfriends to tolerate her.
Bitch, it's not fatphobia, it's wiping the shit covered ass of a 600 pound, ungrateful hog phobia.
 
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