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Doctors and nurses are just lazy it’s not that hard
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Slappy is too kind. I'm going with 603.4
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Pardon my autistic medfagging, but they wouldn’t have to find a vein for a shot. Those are given intramuscularly. However, you’re right though, she’s complained before that nurses have a hard time trying to find a vein for an IV.
FupaCitySheriff
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Why is Fatty only having a booster now? I had mine pre-Christmas, last year.
She was told to stay hydrated - as she recommends a snack of DEhydrated mango - you cannot make this shit up.
She is 'reading' again. Obviously it's teenage, homo fiction. I've been watching someone named 'Emmie' on YT. She's all Fatty aspires to be. Young, intelligent, thoughtful, thin. She shows how to really do a book review.
Why does this fat, stupid, talentless hog feel the need to recommend things to us?
I recommend Fatty eats a lot less, moves more, sees and sticks with the same health professionals and oh, I don't know... try reading a grown up book.
Been watching 'Oh Lordy its Jordy' on YT. He can be a bit hit and miss, but he's right that nearly every time Wipey's on camera, she's always performing some job for her boss. In this video Wipey's walking Amber's dog.
Shows us the tiniest mark on her arm from the booster and ignores the fact she has huge scratches on bolth her Popeye sized arms
She says she's down 80 so 492, then she tares the scale by 100 elbees cos she's too stupid to think of a harder number.... gives us a grand total of 592. Ah fuck it, Fatty is a quarter of a ton.
This is really not gonna pull in those shekels, Fatty. Your channel will only be pulling in 10k views per video, by this Christmas. Oh Ma Gah!
I wonder how they administered Fatty's jab...
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Yes bitch, getting a booster shot for the coof is so much more important than losing weight.
FupaCitySheriff
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Shame there's no booster jab for cancer, the beetus, high blood pressure, lymphedema, ptsd, asmr, bipolar, depression, anxiety, heel spurs, and God knows what else I can't remember.
Turd Fergusson
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Do not forget this video is about 1 month old. She survived.
I think she is closer to 500.
Holding up their noses.
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Amber needs a skincare routine desperately. She needs a hygiene routine in general. You can tell she doesn’t wash her face, probably ever. She’s oily and has blackheads and redness. Dark under eyes. Her skin looks very dehydrated and dull. It just looks like shit.
But there’s only so much a skincare routine can do for her. Drinking water, eating healthy, and getting lots of sleep are essential to good skin health. The skin is the body’s largest organ. If her skin looks that bad can you imagine what her organs look like on the inside?
dfranki723
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Ah yes, she is totally believable when faking anxiety over a booster. She's such a delicate bean.
I wonder who she stole ''reading rut'' from. Anytime she comes out with some shit like this, I just assume she's watched another vlogger talk about said shit and chose to mimic it.
Fatty truly looks rough as fuck. No amount of lying about MUhh shOwEring will convince your audience you aren't a dirt encrusted ball of filth.
I love the ''sorry the video is so short'' tacked on at the end. Really? Could you be any lazier?
I wonder who she stole ''reading rut'' from. Anytime she comes out with some shit like this, I just assume she's watched another vlogger talk about said shit and chose to mimic it.
Fatty truly looks rough as fuck. No amount of lying about MUhh shOwEring will convince your audience you aren't a dirt encrusted ball of filth.
I love the ''sorry the video is so short'' tacked on at the end. Really? Could you be any lazier?
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See Amber is trying to mimic Nickado. He will frequently use the "I did x due to y" formula. It is supposed to pull in the "haha, you're in pain" viewers kinda like ShoeonIce did by eating shit.
Did it work?
Fuck no her previous one is one of her lowest viewed in 5 years and the new one will be the same. I am starting to think there has been a small exodus in the past few weeks because her views have dipped by about 10k and I think the normies have just about had it with her.
She keeps trying to rekindle past hits like this from the thumbnail reminds me of the infamous MENTAL THINGS IS SCARY! It's not going to work though, it is something lolcows never realize that the lightning leaves the bottle forever.
I do think she is lying about her weight and I think about 560lb but she is starting to sag so its hard to tell.
Did it work?
Fuck no her previous one is one of her lowest viewed in 5 years and the new one will be the same. I am starting to think there has been a small exodus in the past few weeks because her views have dipped by about 10k and I think the normies have just about had it with her.
She keeps trying to rekindle past hits like this from the thumbnail reminds me of the infamous MENTAL THINGS IS SCARY! It's not going to work though, it is something lolcows never realize that the lightning leaves the bottle forever.
I do think she is lying about her weight and I think about 560lb but she is starting to sag so its hard to tell.
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Her cameo link is still in those last 2 video descriptions, I thought she quit doing cameo?
FupaCitySheriff
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Probably just too lazy to bother taking the link down. She's still not taking any requests on there and still has only the 81 reviews from weeks ago.
A quick look at her YT video and it also has a PO box address to send her a letter. I'm sure some retarded Ambabies send her stuff, but she's too lazy and ungrateful to bother showing any of it.
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PronunciationLynn somehow managing to butcher the word "lilac" is making me 
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If she's going to rip off Nikocado she should at least do it right. Mukbangs with her and Jade screaming (including amber's banshee laugh) and slapping the shit out of each other with burgers, she's pretty much just an oversized toddler in these videos. For someone with dainty portions of food she's still fatter than Nick who is at least showing you the shit he eats.
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Highly anemic due to diet, lack of vitamin D because she doesnt leave the house, probably lacking in many b vitamins that are good for skin and hair. Lack of sleep lots of cortison production. Just poor diet in general and lack of blood flow makes the skin look clammy. Constant internal infections like UTI. Diabetes. Dehydration is a huuuge factor. High salt diet, i suspect her kidneys are not woeking as good as they could be. I genuinely rhink if anything gets her it will be kidney issues because of all the UTIs and her fucking with antibitoics so much.
Also shes at the age were collagen production slows down and stops for some and thats when you need to take viamins and have a good diet. Her joints are really going to be fucked.
Also shit hairline lmao big al you are balding and everyone can see.
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Most are deficient in vitamin D even if they leave the house. But yea, she isn't taking supplements for that either.
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Also complained about how long it took a doctor to find a vein on destiny and called the nurses minions.
Wicked Wench
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Now that would be the anti-climax of the ages. If it's Big Pharma that kills Hamber off and not one of her multitude of self-inflicted diseases etc.
We're All Going To Hell
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Lol this is the only time i will defend her skinny people too shit. The majority of US folks are vit D deficient because its in not as many food sources as others and the ones it is in can be kind of pricey. People don't realize that with supplements are not one size fits all just like medication because of weight and someone like AL needs to take the whole 10-15k a day because she doesn't take other supplements or get natural sunshint to help it absorb. A doc would most like rx 50-75k a week.
She also needs to be drinking 250oz of water a day if she's honest about 500lbs to process the vit D.
I agree that her kidneys are fucked just from the high vitamin D deficiency and constant dehydration alone. Our kidneys need vit D. It leads to kidney disease.
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Im telling you shes embracing a munchie saga