Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

Only this retard could act like allergies are equivalent to dying.
''I've been going through that''.
GOING THROUGH THAT? Incredible.

I'm convinced she's been intentionally bending the pages of her books after people pointed out the fact they were all visibly in mint condition.
Even though it only lasted a second, Wipey feeding the heifer made me wince. She's clearly such a good influence, look at all that totally healthy take-out!

I hate bending the pages of my books, so I use a bookmark. Even so, if it's a book I love reading over and over again, it'll still show some wear. If she's reading her books like she claim she does, the spine should show some wear, even if she's read it once.

 

[mekalekahi]

Amber actually spoke some truth in this video when she said “I’m not a special case” regarding the lump in her arm. That is 100% true! And that goes for everything about you you are not a special delicate flower or a rare person. I feel like if she actually interacted with other adults these long ramblings about arm lumps from the shot and how bad your anxiety is wouldn’t happen.

 

[Nightlife Monster Truck]

Yes, however amber is straight up lying. Its 5 fucking hours- bitch would have packed snacks in little baggies and showed us what they are and where she keeps them.

Perish the thought! She'd use cute little labeled containers she bought on Amazon. Baggies are for ordinary people.

 

[TobyFromTheOffice]

As a nurse I’ve taken care of a few people ambers size (450-650lbs) and every single one has had old dried fungal infested shit in their roles around their asshole going up into their thigh and back rolls, even if they have hired caregivers like wipey. There’s no way anyone is going down on her without vomiting from the festering shit infections she has.

Edit: there’s also NO way she can wipe herself or bathe herself. No physical way she can do it.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

As a nurse I’ve taken care of a few people ambers size (450-650lbs) and every single one has had old dried fungal infested shit in their roles around their asshole going up into their thigh and back rolls, even if they have hired caregivers like wipey. There’s no way anyone is going down on her without vomiting from the festering shit infections she has.

Edit: there’s also NO way she can wipe herself or bathe herself. No physical way she can do it.

What's the treatment for Bacterial Roll Crust? Anyone who's owned a pug swabs inside their rolls with peroxide to prevent infection.

 

[TobyFromTheOffice]

What's the treatment for Bacterial Roll Crust? Anyone who's owned a pug swabs inside their rolls with peroxide to prevent infection.

Antifungal powders like nystatin to dry out and treat the muck slime. I can imagine hambers flavored bath and bodywork’s lotions only make that 100000% worse

 

[dollastoho]

We are back to 2019 levels of filth and hair grease. Fatty must be real comfortable around her house nigga at this point. Jade better learn how to give bed bucket baths soon. Maybe Becky can give her some tips..

Spoiler: SS

Bonus: beetus sores and knuckles

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Does Jade use a broom handle to prop the fat apron up then a vibrator on another broom handle to stab haphazardly in the area she thinks Amber’s clit is?

 

[Billie Ross]

I have been referred to a "lymphedema doctor", but maybe I don't have lymphedema.

 

[StickyClits]

Laying down for 5 hours and not doing anything is not sex she would literally kill over doing doggy style and mating press

 

[Insulin reid]

I have been referred to a "lymphedema doctor", but maybe I don't have lymphedema.
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Either way shes fucked

If its the dema, shes got like stage 4 and yes they do leak. Because of her size they should look horrendous. The new shots she gave us involving her leg roll calf thingy only shows round ok ish looking skin but thats just from the bottom so we cant be sure. It may look red, cracked and inflamed everywhere else. If shes been referred to lymph doc then shes been referred and is too scared to go have someone actually look at her and tell her to do something thats time consuming and not dainty or pretty in any way (wrapping them up) so shes avoiding going to the specialist. My biggest question is, is she wrapping them a little bit with something because with that amount of fluid she should be leaking with legs that size, her pant legs should be visibly wet with all the shit leaking out of her.

If its not the dema-

Its fat. Its just plain old fat and shes been adopting "lymphedema" as one of her *uwu medical conditions out of my control im such a helpless princess owo* bullshit and just knows that lymphadema makes your legs big and its not your fault. That would explain the no wet pants and no crazy rash looking thing on the bottom of her ankle ball. This means shes just super fucking fat and the veins and arteries in her legs are screaming because they cant handle essentially being squeezed with the weight of all that fat and told to function properly.

 

[FatalTater]

Didn't Fat Amber admit to having lymphedema back in November of 2019, which coincidentally is the time when she was making more money and is desperate to revisit?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/very-truthful-torrid-try-on-haul.62804/

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Only this retard could act like allergies are equivalent to dying.
''I've been going through that''.
GOING THROUGH THAT? Incredible.

Anything she is "going through" goes up to 11 because she's such a fucking munchie.

I'm convinced she's been intentionally bending the pages of her books after people pointed out the fact they were all visibly in mint condition.
Even though it only lasted a second, Wipey feeding the heifer made me wince. She's clearly such a good influence, look at all that totally healthy take-out!

She c.aimed that she "never broke the spine" of a book. Because her meaty beetus paws are so dainty, and she likes things to remain in their original condition or some other bullshit thing she was saying about how none of her eleventy million books she read in January appeared to have ever been opened.

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I wonder if Big Ham or the "gf" wrote that particular one. Can "get girls" who always dump them. Why don't you try out that PSY 101 class big brain o' knowledge, "gf", and analyze why that would be.

I have been referred to a "lymphedema doctor", but maybe I don't have lymphedema.
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She has claimed to have lymphedema in her layygs and her stomach. But that's DoctorLynn Medicine Woman diagnosing that, I bet. Not even buying the referral, because when the fuck does she ever go to the (primary care) doctor to talk about her overall health and the myriad things wrong with her? She doesn't. She uses the ER as her PCP/GP. They're not going to write up referrals, and she doesn't have insurance, so it isn't like she needs a referral anyway. But I'll tell you what, Hamber: prove me wrong. Go to the lymphedema doctor. And while you're there, make sure they get your weight. On their scale, Have someone take the video of your weighin. Then we'll see all this magical weightloss you claim to have done. That will take out two things you say that people don't believe.

 

[Kitsunehime]

Did u Guys see this about Wifey cheating?

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Did u Guys see this about Wifey cheating?

I thought we knew Wipey has multiple partners. Although. How does this person know Monica specifically?

 

[Kitsunehime]

I thought we knew Wipey has multiple partners. Although. How does this person know Monica specifically?

maybe this give some more Information:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmberlynnReidYT/comments/va9g8g/did_anyone_else_see_this_wipey_cheating/

 

[gutters]

Christ, seeing how hard each new year is hitting Amber is almost humbling. Her actual nose-shape has changed a bit since the last time I put a lot of time into checking in on what she's been up to, and the jowls she's growing sure are something. I swear to god half of those pockmarks and wounds have existed since the Becky era.

She strikes me as one of the supermorbidly obese women that end up getting literal maggots growing in their skin because diabetes has destroyed their nerve endings so hard they can't even feel it. She certainly doesn't clean herself frequently enough to notice.

 

[mekalekahi]

Did u Guys see this about Wifey cheating?

I saw that and apparently teams is a communication thing from her job. This relationship is transactional just like Becky and krystle so yeah she probably does Flirt with other woman cause it’s not like amber would do anything.

 

[Owlflaps]

Did u Guys see this about Wifey cheating?

This is an obvious bait. Besides, Amby explained that Wifey is polyamourous.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Reminder, this is Hammy's Goodreads account. She hasn't been active for about a year but it's funny to see the garbage in her lists.