Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Pippeyy]

Ninga'd

Blah blah, little binges, big binges, how can you think I look *bIgGeR*, I'm 487.8 at my lowest, calorie counting isn't hard, I'm in a positive state, rarity sighting, blah blah, the end.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

The whole video is just excuse after excuse as to why she failed, then says she's not a failure because her psych said so, just to give 489lbs as her current weight. (Doesn't weigh on camera of course)

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

This one was just another boring ass video of Fat Amber sitting on her ass telling us how amazing she's doing.
If you keep having to remind people how great you're doing, you're probably not doing all that well. The results speak for themselves.

 

[dollastoho]

"I am constantly filming these weigh-in videos where I'm just fluctuating....I'm just going back and forth gaining and losing the same literal 10 pounds.... I'm just like, what is the point of that?"

Gorl, no shit! This has literally been your entire YT career, and you're just now realizing this.

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[tzgnilki]

"I am constantly filming these weigh-in videos where I'm just fluctuating....I'm just going back and forth gaining and losing the same literal 10 pounds.... I'm just like, what is the point of that?"

Gorl, no shit! This has literally been your entire YT career, and you're just now realizing this.

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so we're gaining and losing the same 11-13lbs now I guess

 

[mekalekahi]

Congrats Amber you have lost 80 lbs for the 3rd time. Why you think that your audience that you have trolled and been a bitch to for 10 years cares is beyond me.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

489. Right. So let's just call it 500 pounds. Congratulations on being 500 pounds. Still.

She says 487 is a new low? Because I would swear on all my Internet money that she once claimed to be in the 570s. I hope some magnificent autist can confirm or refute that.

 

[mekalekahi]

489. Right. So let's just call it 500 pounds. Congratulations on being 500 pounds. Still.

She says 487 is a new low? Because I would swear on all my Internet money that she once claimed to be in the 570s. I hope some magnificent autist can confirm or refute that.

She got down to 480 right when they moved into that apartment and then doordash and Uber eats took over.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I think it was in the last days of the fag shanty. She was on a live with Eric and oinking about her weight loss. Someone challenged her to get on the scale and she did.

 

[Cock wombler]

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Beetlejuice is looking mad rough these days.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I think it was in the last days of the fag shanty. She was on a live with Eric and oinking about her weight loss. Someone challenged her to get on the scale and she did.

Not sure of that live, but I found one of her giving her weights from July 1-2 in 2020, then her stepping on the scale on July 3. This would be the week before they actually vacated. (Cued)

The one right before this one is the one where she says she gained weight and is doing her weeping about not being able to fit into the scanners.

 

[Scrumption]

Not sure of that live, but I found one of her giving her weights from July 1-2 in 2020, then her stepping on the scale on July 3. This would be the week before they actually vacated. (Cued)

The one right before this one is the one where she says she gained weight and is doing her weeping about not being able to fit into the scanners.

Spoiler: Graph

If you want any earlier dates, let me know.

 

[WasabiPasta]

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This graphs Y-axis should really start at 100lb or so to show what a normal human weight is and just how little she actually fluctuated these 5 years.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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If you want any earlier dates, let me know.

@Scrumption, coming through! Thanks! It's interesting, @StrawberryDouche, that you asked that question in the first place, because I myself was thinking about how she always moves he goalposts on her weight gain journey, and how x lbs is her "highest weight ever" or y is her (new) lowest wight. Where's the dividingline on the latter? It ca n't be all time, because she was smaller way back in the Krystle Era. Does she base it on whatever she weighed in her last failed relationship era? If her "new lowest weght" is whatever she says in this video (haven't watched yet), what is the cutoff point? Ans all that got me to thinking what she weighed in the Density Era. Or does she just say fuck history, and go with the current calendar year? Jan 1 thisu4year, she showed 504 on the scale. So, is it from that? Or from her claimed highest weight ever, which we know is a total fucking lie (572 )? Only the latter gets her close to the 80 pounds she claims, at 76 pounds of loss. Still laughable, and not something that people will notice, especially now that gravity and aging are kicking in.

I think we should all be working from thesame timeline on this. If it's the current calendar year, she hasn't lost squat, relatively speaking, and it's why nobody can see anything significant. 504 to 489 is laughable.

 

[Owlflaps]

This video is 12 minutes of this bitch twisting herself into mental knots trying to justify her weightloss while she's still remains a fat fucking fuck.

Good job, AL. I'm still waiting on the day you'll say you lost more than those fucking 89 elbees. Admit that you'll never take accountability for your fat failings, take the L, eat yourself into a little piggy coma and just die lmao

 

[Wonky Eye]

I am constantly filming these weigh-in videos where I'm just fluctuating, i'm just going back and forth gaining and losing

Girl please, you don't film shit. I'm sure you don't even step on the scale. If you did you'd have bragged about it to show them haydurs, claiming it's water weight or idk but you did not because you're simply a lazy bitch who knows she isn't making enough progress.

I'm like what it the point of that ?

I dunno gorl, what's the word fat fucks like to use ?... "document" the "journey" ?

She put clips of videos she's made in the past in order to show the difference regarding how she looked back then and how she looks now... and how does she do that, editing-wise ? Our smart gorl films her computer screen. Typing "youtube to mp4" and cutting the right clip to add directly from the editing software was too hard I guess.

Sorry girls I couldn't go further in the video, her voice and intonation/inflection is particularily annoying today.

 

[Kier Starmer]

AS PREDICTED! So every month Amber has made a "truth" video and all this is to drive up her views because from May 1st to June 15th (the predicted cut-off for Youtube payslip) she did not total a million in current views. So I remember saying at the beginning of the new pay cycle she'll drop a "bombshell video".

She confirmed to me that the cut-off is in fact the 14th and it begins anew on the 15th. At this point it's so dull, she does a weigh-in with no actual weigh-in just to make people angry. Guess what Amber people don't like being angry all the time and I think that is why her views are bombing.

 

[Chocola]

you can read posts from 2 years ago and won't even notice that

will we ever be below 499 pounds, or above 600

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

"HaVe PeOpLe SeEn ThE wAy I lOoKeD bEfoRe??"

Amberlynn. Gorl. Sis. Tying your hair into a plait rather than scraping it up in the poop bun and (maybe) washeen your face does not drastically alter your appearance from 2019Lynn.

 

[Cataloons]

489. Right. So let's just call it 500 pounds. Congratulations on being 500 pounds. Still.

I don't know why, but I'm tepidly optimitic that's she's still (allegedly) under 500 lb. I don't think she'll ever succeed at losing weight or healthy enough to survive to 50 or beyond, and I keep coming back to the thread to find out if she's waddling along. I don't *want* for ALR to die, but it's kind of inevitible at this stage. I'm old enough to have had friends die from cancer, and given how long our gorl has gone without monitoring - let alone intensive testing - kind of speaks for itself.

Cancer is never an entertaining way to die.