Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Ben Lurkin']

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WTF is this?
Looks like toilet paper. I swear she thinks hanging shit on the wall makes it "trendy."
Amber in perpetual motion.

It's a weird optical illusion, a'rite...but, I think that's a standing floor lamp:

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[CarbonMonoxide]

Her chest is so red. This shower was a struggle for her.

 

[M.T. Graves]

I wish this video was honest and showed Hamber getting hosed down once a month on the back porch like Nicole from My 600lb Life.

 

[Pippeyy]

Remember when she said she didn't want to do MSHPL because she would never film a shower scene (circa Destiny era)? The farms remember. We're so close to seeing legs.

Edit: someone called it when they said she stopped the reacting of her "struggles of being me" video right at the "towels won't fit around me" part because she was going to prove us haters all wrong. She totally fits in towels

 

[TC-P]

I was crawling through reddit and there are people who believe she has moved to Nashville during this month of prerecorded bullshit. It seems to be based on this, and I just have to ask: you seriously believe this and can't recognize her lame attempt at sarcasm?


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Screenshot courtesy of Karina Kaboom, as it's no longer on tellonym.

Actually if Amber wrote that it would be amazing but let's face it she is not that talented. Who ever did write it I found it amusing but then I love sarcasm.

Edit: grammer

 

[Bubblez McGee]

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She meant to say she was having hungry moment, but instead she said..."I'm having a horny..." OMG! It was like totally by accident!! She was so embarrassed! Can you guize believe it?! Then she ate a date and then she said "Don't dates make you poop?!" Ha poop! She's so crazy, quirky and fun!

 

[TC-P]

OK watched the video and all i kept thinking was has she started watching Anna?

Edited:. Seriously my grammar!

 

[FatalTater]

Ew, DesperateLynn.

I notice she's not in the bathroom with the judgy shower curtain. Good Call.

 

[Robust User]

That thumbnail is horrifying. Looks like a La-Z-Boy sprouted arms.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Fat.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

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Amy Ramadan documented How A Morbidly Obese Takes A Shower years ago. She was far more honest, which is crazy, because Amy lied about fucking everything.

Amy, was probably a little smaller and a few years older, and detailed how her husband had to help her most days, and she had to dry every fold, use Desitin and cornstarch, hair dryers, Summer's Eve spray, maxi pads. She did claim mooltiple showers a day, which is hilarious.

There are several jump cuts after Amber's shower, probably so she could rest between movements. She can't possibly be showering unassisted as often as claimed, or at all, lookin' greasy as fuck most of the time. Or back to the rag on a stick.

 

[mekalekahi]

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Who da fuck showers wid der clothes on? Fake and gay as me claiming to have a 14 inch dick.

And no, no dick pics just like Hamber doing a legit, unaltered weigh-in.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

she didn't wash her feet.

 

[Kitsunehime]

HUAHAHAHA XD

 

[Queequeg]

I was crawling through reddit and there are people who believe she has moved to Nashville during this month of prerecorded bullshit. It seems to be based on this, and I just have to ask: you seriously believe this and can't recognize her lame attempt at sarcasm?


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Screenshot courtesy of Karina Kaboom, as it's no longer on tellonym.

If she's started smoking she's just put another few nails in her coffin. Her fucked A1C and blood pressure would be super fucked. Nicotine affects both insulin and blood pressure among other things. She already has a hard time breathing so I wonder how smoking with all that weight already on her lungs is going to affect her. Especially since she has mentioned years ago that she most likely has untreated sleep apnea.
But I doubt any of this is actually real. I question her finances and doubt she can afford the rent in downtown Nashville. Downtown is an easy neighborhood to pick out of thin air and too lazy to Google Nashville neighborhoods to pick one. I also doubt she'd live anywhere that wasn't the ground floor. Isn't she afraid of elevators anyways? She doesn't leave the house, ever. So I doubt she's even been to a bar before. I think this is just her day dreaming. It's Amberlynn Reid fanfiction written by Amber herself.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Mmm. Don't like the implications of those gloves.

 

[quagmoon]

She was sitting the whole time. Why didn't that curtain move once?

It does move but not a lot. Look at where the curtain moves here when she's washing her hair. Looks like she is in fact sitting down

 

[vlcsr]

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It does move but not a lot. Look at where the curtain moves here when she's washing her hair. Looks like she is in fact sitting down

You can also see her shadow in the door, I’m pretty sure she’s sitting down. Not that it’s a surprise, I’d be more shocked if she were standing up. Even with a chair she only showers once a month.

 

[nunya]

If she's started smoking she's just put another few nails in her coffin. Her fucked A1C and blood pressure would be super fucked. Nicotine affects both insulin and blood pressure among other things. She already has a hard time breathing so I wonder how smoking with all that weight already on her lungs is going to affect her. Especially since she has mentioned years ago that she most likely has untreated sleep apnea.
But I doubt any of this is actually real. I question her finances and doubt she can afford the rent in downtown Nashville. Downtown is an easy neighborhood to pick out of thin air and too lazy to Google Nashville neighborhoods to pick one. I also doubt she'd live anywhere that wasn't the ground floor. Isn't she afraid of elevators anyways? She doesn't leave the house, ever. So I doubt she's even been to a bar before. I think this is just her day dreaming. It's Amberlynn Reid fanfiction written by Amber herself.

Are you retarded?