Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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hahaha her fucking writer's bump is swollen and blackened because she's diabetic and there's no blood flow to her digits

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Is she lying about how she came to own Rarity? You're talking out of your arse Amber, Stop trying to convince your retard followers that you're suuuuuuch a good person.

She doesn't even bother to NOT stare at herself in the viewfinder when pretending to ''love'' on Rarity. Jesus,

Amazes me how all these truly awful deathfats have no problem whatsoever in finding new pets AND new partners.. It must be the smell of fried chicken and sweat that attracts living organisms.

hahaha her fucking writer's bump is swollen and blackened because she's diabetic and there's no blood flow to her digits

Fuck knows how much writeen Fatty's doeen. Back in the day, we got degrees by writing essays by hand. We all even wrote our final theses by hand and paid to have them professionally typed up.
Is that not the finger that she uses to flick Mama Jade's black bean?

 

[dollastoho]

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

The red cheeks. Even the neck and knuckles, man...

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Fuck knows how much writeen Fatty's doeen. Back in the day, we got degrees by writing essays by hand. We all even wrote our final theses by hand and paid to have them professionally typed up.
Is that not the finger that she uses to flick Mama Jade's black bean?

I am not sure if the callus was caused by writing or by scratching those multicoloured cards. This seems more recent.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Have nt watched her newest as yet - and no reaction channels, either. Saving it for after the day's slaving away in the heat.

What is her true personality, tell me please? Because in the years of watching this Heffalump, she has no personality. None. Zero. Stop.

Bitch.

She absorbs the personality of A) those she's around and B) whoever her favorite YouTube fantasy of the moment happens to be. She is an endomorphic blob that simply absorbs the characteristics and language of everyone in her orbit. She has no standalone characteristics other than shoving food in her gaping maw in the most disgusting ways imaginable. Eating IS her personality.

Let's fight! Prove me wrong!

Nah. This is right. Narcs don't have personalities. It's like a major part of their life is on loan from someone else.

To this day, I still hate her Krystle-era personality. The quiet, sweet, demur, dainty gorl. I just want to punch her in her face. Compare that to the shrieking that she does nowadays.

Still punchable.

Why can't she take on the personality of a relatively normal person? Normal life. Normal job. Normal eating habits.

You can't buy dump trucks full of orange chicken that way. Which brings up another point: how is it that she became so fixated on orange chicken - and specifically, TCF orange chicken?

Cunt.

Better than my answer.

Every time I see her inhale eat, I am amazed yet horrified at the lack of chewing. In her newest video she literally gobbled that giant deep fried junk food “sushi” and chewed ONE time. I wonder how she hasn’t choked yet or if her throat is just stretched out further than Chantal’s pussy.

What I always think of:

Shes like a dog where her fucking taste buds are at the back of her tongue, I am shocked she doesn't choke a lot.

I am assured by DoctorLynn Medicine Woman that she has ONE taste bud. Shes so much better than the rest of us, she only needs the one.

There was no fucking of any kind going on between Krystle and FatAl.

There were only two gorlfrens she had errr.....relations with, Casey and Density.

(jury's still out on Mr. Wipey but I'm voting no)

My vote is no as well. It just is not physically possible, no matter how many sex jokes Big Ham tries to make or how many claims she makes. Not happening.

hahaha her fucking writer's bump is swollen and blackened because she's diabetic and there's no blood flow to her digits

Ooo. Close to our first amputation arc?

I am not sure if the callus was caused by writing or by scratching those multicoloured cards. This seems more recent.

We all know she loves to talk about/read about/hear about herself, but we also know she doesn't stick to anything she does. My guess is also the 4th grade scratch "art" continuing that pressure. We'll still be able to call them beetus paws even when she gets fingers lopped off, right?

 

[Constellationzero]

Fuck knows how much writeen Fatty's doeen. Back in the day, we got degrees by writing essays by hand. We all even wrote our final theses by hand and paid to have them professionally typed up.
Is that not the finger that she uses to flick Mama Jade's black bean?

Small college I attended used these things called Green Books for quizzes, tests, and finals. All the Green Book is is a green booklet with that title on the cover--like a blank journal made of several pages. A final was often two, but no more than three questions and you were expected to try and fill that book via handwritten essays. State licensure exams used similar, except it was the regional office of Education's own version. Same thing applied. You wrote this out with a pen or pencil; expected to generate as many pages with an intro, thesis statement, either at beginning or end, body, and conclusion paragraph(s).

For thesis track students at grad level, you are right. You'll write a proposal, abstract, and chunks to go to your adviser/supervisor several times. Your final versions are typed, but you'll do so much writing that you absolutely WILL get that callous on your middle finger if you're the writing type who grips the pen or pencil tightly. It's just a consequence of writeeeeeen.

Ol' Hambutt's finger might necrotize before our very eyes. She's already got profound cyanosis on her face, and a few times I saw not only cyanosis, but dirty yellow and gray blotches mixed in. She's had a few instances where she's looked alarming and her condition looked imminent.

I am not sure if the callus was caused by writing or by scratching those multicoloured cards. This seems more recent.

Rain and petals eavesdrop; she scratched the tard card.

 

[StickyClits]

Amber needs to be body-shamed because lets face it if she had shame she wouldnt be a shapeless beast

 

[Lemon language]

Amber used to be my favorite cow. She’s so boring now, truly need some spice in the ambersphere. I’m hoping for an eventual diabetic/amputation saga like many others. However, Kelly got terribly boring after hers so who knows if that would even save her channel.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Amber used to be my favorite cow. She’s so boring now, truly need some spice in the ambersphere. I’m hoping for an eventual diabetic/amputation saga like many others. However, Kelly got terribly boring after hers so who knows if that would even save her channel.

Amber has always been boring. But she used to be a lot more fun to laugh at because she was so fucking retarded. Now she's still boring and retarded but has gone full raging cunt in all aspects of her life. Everything is a BPD driven performative, personality emulation of whatever her social media influencer flavor of the month is. It's not really funny anymore, just infuriating. And to think I had pitty on her during the cancer saga. Now she could probably launch straight into terminal cancer and I wouldn't feel bad at all. She has a real knack for making people absolutely hate her.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Amber used to be my favorite cow. She’s so boring now, truly need some spice in the ambersphere. I’m hoping for an eventual diabetic/amputation saga like many others. However, Kelly got terribly boring after hers so who knows if that would even save her channel.

I'd never  wish it on her, but won't deny it's likely to happen because she refuses to see or acknowledge the unhulthy changes we all see, let alone go to a real doctor and do anything about them. And no, ER doctors don't count. They only treat the immediate issue.

"Big but hulthy" will indeed be engraved on her headstone unless she has a real come to Jesus close call moment and takes it seriously and makes changes. Until that time, we get to watch her claim she's got every ABCD mental affliction while she continues to "live her best life." The wake-up call will come, but it's likely to be equally ignored. And that will be the collapse of the Amberverse as we know it.

 

[Owlflaps]

Archive sushi & getting rid of my hoard | vlog

Spoiler: Archive

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Everytime I hear that she's gonna donate shit to Goodwill, I want to fly into a rage. Who the fuck is going to have use for musty, 10 year old tarps?

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Everytime I hear that she's gonna donate shit to Goodwill, I want to fly into a rage. Who the fuck is going to have use for musty, 10 year old tarps?

Homeless people could use them for shelter.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Everytime I hear that she's gonna donate shit to Goodwill, I want to fly into a rage. Who the fuck is going to have use for musty, 10 year old tarps?

Farmers in Ghana need to cover their tractors somehow.

 

[StickyClits]

Everytime I hear that she's gonna donate shit to Goodwill, I want to fly into a rage. Who the fuck is going to have use for musty, 10 year old tarps?

Sometimes you need extra blankets for when its cold

 

[Kier Starmer]

Amber out of all the deathfats is by far the most punchable. Chantal ofc is second because she is so malicious. There is something about her sheer arrogance and character, that is so punchable and I mean not just one but an endless stream to just make her shut the fuck up.

Amber must be hell to live within all sensory aspects and I have a sneaking suspicion that her personality now is pretty much how she was as a child just probably less retarded.

If Jade beat the fuck outta her, I would honestly laugh because the vapidness and stupid questions must be insanity-inducing.

It would definitely spice up the show.

 

[Ish Kabibble]

I'd never  wish it on her, but won't deny it's likely to happen because she refuses to see or acknowledge the unhulthy changes we all see, let alone go to a real doctor and do anything about them. And no, ER doctors don't count. They only treat the immediate issue.

"Big but hulthy" will indeed be engraved on her headstone unless she has a real come to Jesus close call moment and takes it seriously and makes changes. Until that time, we get to watch her claim she's got every ABCD mental affliction while she continues to "live her best life." The wake-up call will come, but it's likely to be equally ignored. And that will be the collapse of the Amberverse as we know it.

Cancer wasn't enough to scare her...fatty liver won't be fun for her.

 

[Pippeyy]

Cancer wasn't enough to scare her...fatty liver won't be fun for her.

She acknowledged way back when she started YouTube that she was warned about how fatty her liver was. I can only imagine how large and fatty it is now. I miss the Hamber that would show us a blood pressure of 150/120 in the ER and say how great that is or how she admitted her heart had some common problem. She loves to blame her right sided abdominal pain on gAlLsToNeS but it's her liver. She'll never admit that now.

 

[dollastoho]

In her newest video she literally gobbled that giant deep fried junk food “sushi” and chewed ONE time. I wonder how she hasn’t choked yet or if her throat is just stretched out further than Chantal’s pussy.

Shes like a dog where her fucking taste buds are at the back of her tongue, I am shocked she doesn't choke a lot.

Rice is her favorite food because she can deep throat that shit and not miss a beat! No need to waste time chewing.

"The faster you eat, the more you get."

If she does indeed choke one fine day, she's a goner, because no one could possibly reach around her girth to perform the Heimlich maneuver. Not even Elasticgirl teamed up with Stretch Armstrong.

Death by CF orange chicken would be a fitting end, for her and us. Especially us, we've earned it!

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

She loves to blame her right sided abdominal pain on gAlLsToNeS but it's her liver. She'll never admit that now.

Oddly enough, she is probably correct that it is gallstones and not her liver.

Spoiler: Why I Know This

Being an old fuck, I had some serious liver issues. Doc wanted to do a liver biopsy and have the lab grade the results for a treatment plan. So, it's an outpatient thing at the hospital. The doc uses this spring-loaded speargun kind of thing with a big needle (guided by an ultrasound) and fires that fucker between your ribs. The needle yanks out a small piece of your liver, and he puts that in a jar.

What I didn't know at the time is your liver has nowhere to report pain. At least, not anywhere near its location. Instead, it reports pain to your shoulder and I immediately felt like an Iranian faggot launched off a 5 story building and landing on that shoulder. Followed by shakes and going into mild shock. Took a couple of shots of Demerol in my ass to finally smooth me out.

These days, they've back away from that extreme biopsy shit because ultrasound has gotten so good they can grade very accurately with that.

So TMI apologies. You might think your liver hurts from a heavy night of alcohol abuse, but that's just a hangover. Really start to worry when your shoulder hurts for no reason.