Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dacwcman68]

After all these years, Amber still counts calories like she's guessing the price of a midsize sedan on The Price is Right

EDIT: It's worth noting that ALR was 495 pounds back in February; she is now a stunning 494 pounds nearly 4 months later. I'm really thinking this is finally her big weight loss molment.

 

[Satanic Bimbo]

Losing a few ounces a day isnt gonna get you anywhere when you quit your diet plan a week later like always. you are never gonna lose significant weight walking before you give up because the progress is too slow if you don't want to push past your limit/comfort zone. at that size you got to push past your limit/comfort to lose weight as we can see how it's done on my 600 lb life with exercise and diet restrictions. and they lose pounds FAST if they actually listen. if this was your first attempt at weight loss then we would all understand taking baby steps but this is like the what 100th time you made a plan to lose weight? you know how to lose weight, you just don't give a damn. you have tried so many different things but they never succeed because of you. you are the problem and you have to accept that and actually fucking do something about it. you are never gonna lose life saving weight if your mentality is "its too hard right now" to walk past ur limit. and you can't go walking with the mental of hating it the entire time, because we all know that you'll make any bs excuse to not walk if you think its all negative. biggest excuse is gonna be "its too hot." get up earlier to walk then like everybody else does or go later like you did in this video, theres no good excuse for you to not go. google says ~2000 steps a mile and ur 'limit' is 5500 right now, but ur larger and slower so thats probably 1.5 to 2 miles or so total. idk maybe less. but either way my guess is the main time you walk is when you film and we all know you don't film daily because you literally said you took a week break from filming in this video. and you didnt even show us the steps on ur fitbit so who knows if you are boosting the number, i imagine if you truly hit that number you would flex it to us haydurs. definitely feels like a lah.

 

[marjoram]

Back to the fucked up sleeping schedule bullshit.
Daily vlogeen for the next 10 days - we all called it; daily videos when she’s not making enough money.
Counting calories, weighing in and a step count every day.
She’s started all these things to be held ‘accountable’ for… but not showered today and slept in her make up.
Pork chops. Pizza. Starbucks including candy. Chicken curry and rice. Halo Top ice cream.
What working at home employee gets free pizza delivered and paid for by their work?
Going for a walk at nearly midnight and listening to a Spotify workout mix - no, she really is
NO mention of her 100 days to walk ONE mile.
Obligatory pathetic tits on camera = check
Plenty of ‘taste test’ feeder content = check
Catchphrases all being used = check
She REALLY needs that money and I love that for her. Fatty is throwing everything at us to try to drum up some engagement with her channel.
This must be killing her, putting out a video virtually every other day and now having to increase to one video per day. We all know she likes to have a month or so holiday at least 2 or 3 times a year. Not this year Boo Boo.
I reckon she might manage 10 days of vlogeen for no other reason than the fat bitch desperately needs the money.

No joke, FCS. Ten ads on that pos video.

Load 'em up, FatAl. You work sooo hard you deserve all the ad money.

 

[dingobaby]

Problem as always, the timeline. A month ago, yesterday? Nobody fucking knows without some serious detectiveness. Where is Orko anyway?

Twinkie gots the straight skinny, weeze all just fucktards based on what she feeds (us or herself).

Her timeline is in shambles and she knows everyone knows it. She was showing StArBz snacks from May 30th from her arcade video on June 19th, just a few days ago so this feels like damage control. Pardon if that discrepancy has been discussed, but Amber just now seems desperate gain control of a timeline... any timeline... daily weigh ins, x amount of days doing whatever, new step goals, calorie goals, throwing the whole damn buffette at the timeline problem to make it go away

 

[mekalekahi]

Jade accepting a pizza from her company when her gf is Apprently trying to recover from a eating disorder. Are we supposed to believe she only ate 3 slices out of that large pizza? And just like with eggs amber glosses over her whole “I don’t like pizza” and eats a bunch of it even tho she made pork chops.

 

[Pippeyy]

As someone who has worked from home since covid began, no, no company is sending you free food for no reason. Especially delivery pizza. Some might give you a gift card for meeting goals or birthdays but random pizza isn't happening.
Maybe it's Monica sending her gifts...maybe the plot has thickened?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Why do many find it impossible to believe that Amber would pay money to an unqualified HAES "psychologist" to tell her that nothing is her fault and she's amazing? She gets backfat pats from the "psychologist" and the Ambabies, *and* she gets to smug about how she's getting the "help" the Internet told her to, so shut up.

Amber is too lazy (and stupid) to pronounce simple words correctly, but somehow manages to put in the work required to fake the kind of shit a therapist would assign her (and well as a cancer diagnosis).

Okay.

Two things, really: first, she loves her some self-help books. Second, she loves her some other peoples lives. Her recs are likely filled to overflowing with muh mentalz crap because if there's one thing a ton of people want to talk about these days, it's muh mentalz shit. She easily co-ops any traits from whichever woman she has living with her to wipe her ass. It would be simple enough for her to do what she always does: take other peoples' stories as her own, weave them together in some half-assed way, and then vomit them back on to the internet as "her" vlog. No particular effort required beyond her normal concocting of tales. I remainin the camp that doesn't believe her about cancer, which is another thing that's unfortunately terribly easy to claim and have lots of plausible details. On the stupid tellonym that her imaginary shrink says is totally okay, she claimed to be at Becky's...well, hang on, let me just go get it before she deletes it.

This is why people don't believe her. This is fucking bullshit. Nobody just fucking calls an oncologist's office because they "feel like" they have cancer and has that office say, "Come on in, gorl!" By the way, Hamber, you fat fucking retard, it's D&C, not DNC.

Imagine spending a week like her. You can only leave to spend money on buy useless stuff and you have to take the car, you don't even get to drive the car either, if you walk then your distance is limited to a block away and you have to eat constantly, all while recording videos trying to make that lifestyle seem interesting. If she was more self-aware, it'd be a nightmare. Nobody else has the specific fortitude that Amber does to keep up with that.

I could last a day. Maybe two. Then my next purchase would be a gun to take myself out.

In the low chance that she makes it past 50-60, the developments of late adulthood aren't going to kind to her. Luckily for her, her rate of decay seems to be increasing and her making it to 40 has pretty low odds

She does seem to be fading fast. Poor "gf" will have to move on to the next grift.

Idk what dumbass originally mentioned her writer’s bump but I hope they’re suffering rn because now Writerlynn is never going to shut up about how much journaling she’s doing.

Doesn't matter. It's all lies anyhow, whether it's her telling us about just "how much journaleen I'm doeen guise!" or the shit she tells herself on he odd days she actually does any.

Edit: oh god, she doesn’t wash her new clothes. good to know.

That's truly disgusting. What if they were returned by some lardass with leaky everything just like her after trying them on? Gross.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

After all these years, Amber still counts calories like she's guessing the price of a midsize sedan on The Price is Right

EDIT: It's worth noting that ALR was 495 pounds back in February; she is now a stunning 494 pounds nearly 4 months later. I'm really thinking this is finally her big weight loss molment.

A week ago - so going with 9th June, she was 487.8
16th June video, she was 489.0
23rd June video, she is 494.2

In the last 2 weeks, Her Royal Fatness has gained 6.4 elbees.

Congratulations Fatty, good to see that all the support that you now have and have never had before, is helping you maintain at 500 pounds.

 

[Pippeyy]

Two things, really: first, she loves her some self-help books. Second, she loves her some other peoples lives. Her recs are likely filled to overflowing with muh mentalz crap because if there's one thing a ton of people want to talk about these days, it's muh mentalz shit. She easily co-ops any traits from whichever woman she has living with her to wipe her ass. It would be simple enough for her to do what she always does: take other peoples' stories as her own, weave them together in some half-assed way, and then vomit them back on to the internet as "her" vlog. No particular effort required beyond her normal concocting of tales. I remainin the camp that doesn't believe her about cancer, which is another thing that's unfortunately terribly easy to claim and have lots of plausible details. On the stupid tellonym that her imaginary shrink says is totally okay, she claimed to be at Becky's...well, hang on, let me just go get it before she deletes it.

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This is why people don't believe her. This is fucking bullshit. Nobody just fucking calls an oncologist's office because they "feel like" they have cancer and has that office say, "Come on in, gorl!" By the way, Hamber, you fat fucking retard, it's D&C, not DNC.




I could last a day. Maybe two. Then my next purchase would be a gun to take myself out.



She does seem to be fading fast. Poor "gf" will have to move on to the next grift.



Doesn't matter. It's all lies anyhow, whether it's her telling us about just "how much journaleen I'm doeen guise!" or the shit she tells herself on he odd days she actually does any.




That's truly disgusting. What if they were returned by some lardass with leaky everything just like her after trying them on? Gross.

It's almost like oncology is one of those specialties that you need your GP to refer you to (I know someone who was referred from the ER after obvious results). No one can just make an appt for "cancer symptoms". If they could the never ending stream of idiots showing up after Dr Google would never end. I have tried to give her the benefit of the doubt with her cancer but this shit makes it beyond obvious that it wasn't what she claimed. Her uterus was yeeted due to heavy bleeding, like many, many other women.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

It's almost like oncology is one of those specialties that you need your GP to refer you to (I know someone who was referred from the ER after obvious results). No one can just make an appt for "cancer symptoms". If they could the never ending stream of idiots showing up after Dr Google would never end. I have tried to give her the benefit of the doubt with her cancer but this shit makes it beyond obvious that it wasn't what she claimed. Her uterus was yeeted due to heavy bleeding, like many, many other women.

Her Royal Fatness doesn't have to bother with formalities like us little people. She 'knew' what was wrong with her... Kinda makes you wonder why it took the laheen bitch 2 fucking years to do anything about it. But that was another of her non-stop fucking lahs. No way was she constantly free-bleeding for 2 years. Look at the videos from that time and ask why there wasn't a trail of blood everywhere.
So we're expected to believe that in 2 years, she only decided to look up what was wrong with her when she was visiting Thumby's sister? Normal people do that at home and way before 2 years.
Hamber LAHS

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Amber totaled her day at 2300
I got around 2800
300-400 2 pork chops (she ate those even tho she said she didn’t)
800 3 slices of pizza (she probably ate more)
The website says the slices are around 250
670 Starbucks
600 wifeys nasty curry
350 pint of halo top

I'm not buying for a minute that pizza wasn't something she personally ordered and the curry wasn't really takeout.

I don't have brains like Amber, but I'm failing to see the logic in "I'll continously overeat whatever the fuck I want, including 4 portions of ice cream at a time, so I don't 'binge'. "

 

[Satanic Bimbo]

As someone who has worked from home since covid began, no, no company is sending you free food for no reason. Especially delivery pizza. Some might give you a gift card for meeting goals or birthdays but random pizza isn't happening.
Maybe it's Monica sending her gifts...maybe the plot has thickened?

where does wipey work again? i didnt know she got a job around here now? because why would they get food from some little known pizza place? if the company gave her a giftcard wouldn't it just be for something well known for giftcards like pizza hut or dominos? i doubt hamber would truthfully say she had pizza otherwise. its like a "i know im not supposed to have this but wipey brought it home soooooooo not my fault hehe" my guess is feeder wipey telling her own lies. wants the beast to gorge on greasy food thats cheap since sushi must be too expensive. and amber wont question it because binge monster is hungry.

 

[WasabiPasta]

Oh my fucking god this latest video got me incredibly angry.
Everything about it is awful.
If I hear the word 'SO' one more time I might lose it.

Can this bitch die already and rid the world of her worthless presence.
Give me all the tophats I deserve.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Oh my fucking god this latest video got me incredibly angry.
Everything about it is awful.
If I hear the word 'SO' one more time I might lose it.

Can this bitch die already and rid the world of her worthless presence.
Give me all the tophats I deserve.

It's gonna be ok buddy.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

where does wipey work again? i didnt know she got a job around here now? because why would they get food from some little known pizza place? if the company gave her a giftcard wouldn't it just be for something well known for giftcards like pizza hut or dominos? i doubt hamber would truthfully say she had pizza otherwise. its like a "i know im not supposed to have this but wipey brought it home soooooooo not my fault hehe" my guess is feeder wipey telling her own lies. wants the beast to gorge on greasy food thats cheap since sushi must be too expensive. and amber wont question it because binge monster is hungry.

At this point, Wipey's probably working as Fatty's full-time caretaker.Fatty likes their full attention at all times and her gorlfriends are usually workshy.
As for the pizza being free from work? Fatty will lah about absolutely anything and everything. Right back when she first started on YT, she went on a diet, but she couldn't get the scales to work for her. They worked fine for Krystle, fine for Krystle's parents, just not Fatty. Our dainty gorl even changed the batteries...and they still would not work for her.
If you believer that bag of shit, then there really is no hope for you. She cannot tell the truth. She started her YT career with lahs. She will end her YT career with lahs.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

All I could think of is back when AL proclaimed she dOeSn'T eVeN lIkE pIzZa and was FORCING herself to eat it when she was on an appetite suppressant.

Oh, how far she's come, now scarfing it down without hesitation.

 

[Lack of a better nickname]

Amber totaled her day at 2300

*at 2345.

Like gurl, fr how lazy of you to just take 4 consecutive numbers

 

[dfranki723]

When will she finally come to terms with the fact her eyes don't get fucked from allergies, it's purely due to her lazy gargantuan arse not taking her make-up off.

She has to over explain how she has totally filled her journal, you see it? It's like almost done, look at the pages, she's filled more of them than she hasn't, you see it - look at the scratchcard bookmark, you see?
You're over compensating.
Her ridiculous detailed explanation of her intense journal passion just draws more attention to the fact she's lying.

Her choice of clothing and jewellery is so outrageously tacky. Her trying to explain you can wear a cardigan in more than one way is both irritating and a small sign of her ego. This isn't new information, everyone knows you can wear clothing items in various ways. She really believes herself to be an authority on* fashion, diet, mental health, weightloss, pet care and literature.

SuperiorLynn just keeps getting better and better.

 

[Gergg]

Oh my fucking god this latest video got me incredibly angry.
Everything about it is awful.
If I hear the word 'SO' one more time I might lose it.

Can this bitch die already and rid the world of her worthless presence.
Give me all the tophats I deserve.

I have stopped watching all but GorlicBread when it comes to amber, he never plays a clip of her voice, every video is only a minute long (because really there is no content to recap). I can't stand to hear the fake vocal fry and valley-girl-ebonics coupled with her special ed vocabulary anymore lol

 

[A Widdle Woach]

I recognize the Fitbit Luxe in Hamber’s ‘latest’ video. I’d be very interested to see how many steps and more importantly her heart rate in the Fitbit app.

In the app you earn ‘Zone Minutes’ for raising your heart rate 117-140bpm is Fat Burn which is 1 Zone Minute, 141-169 is Cardio and is 2x Zone Minutes, anything above 170 is Peak Zone and gets 2x minuets. Honestly it can be a great way to ‘gamify’ working out and if you use the in app calorie tracker can be a good way to see how much work it takes to burn off that soda you had or how much you need to move to ‘earn’ a little treat.

But none of that matters since Hamber thinks just wearing the Fitbit is enough and will make the pounds fly off.