Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FupaCitySheriff]

I reckon she might manage 10 days of vlogeen for no other reason than the fat bitch desperately needs the money.

Will I never fucking learn ???????

When was the last time she did something she promised till the end? Never. I fully expect that she will quit for some reason, either physical or mental. It does not really matter.

You called it

 

[Clintonberg]

"Um I said that I was filming myself for 10 days, not uploading every day for 10 days."

 

[lol cow supreme]

"Um I said that I was filming myself for 10 days, not uploading every day for 10 days."

Yeah. It'll be edited into 8 minute bits, scheduled out as all of July's content with maximum mid-roll adverts. She'll be so proud and smug that that she's "ahead".

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"Um I said that I was filming myself for 10 days, not uploading every day for 10 days."

I'm sure she'll say something quite like this, then...

Yeah. It'll be edited into 8 minute bits, scheduled out as all of July's content with maximum mid-roll adverts. She'll be so proud and smug that that she's "ahead".

She once again realizes that a job, even a YT job, requires a tiny bit of effort. So instead of stringing all hose eight minute vids together into one longer vid - which is what she planned on doing to "catch up" - she'll realize that means (horrors!) going back to shooting/editing daily and "muh mentalz just couldn't handle it, you guise, oh my ga."

And realistically, who can blame her? It isn't like she actually does anything. Anything interesting, that is. I still say she shouldkjust set the camera down, pointed at one of the animals, and then fuck off. We'd rather see that, without her idiotic fucking baby talk and annoying them.

 

[FatalTater]

I wonder how many of Amber's journals are filled with seething rage that other fatties are actually doing things.

Amy Slaton got on TV, lost weight, has a family.

Chantal is doing all sorts of stupid shit, but she's entertaining her audience and making youtube money.

Amber... shows us her little drawings that she made. Aren't we proud of her? That's okay, she's proud of herself and that's what matters the most.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

"Um I said that I was filming myself for 10 days, not uploading every day for 10 days."

Skinny people can be useless lying sacks of shit too.

 

[low sodium]

fast food & takeout | what I ate today | episode 2​

Jun 25, 2022

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[dfranki723]

Taking her scales to someones house is the epitome of attention seeking. If someone came to my home with fucking scales, I'd tell them to fuck off politely leave.

Two things I would pay Fat Cunt to do; STOP pretending she* reads and to cease chewing with her nasty ass mouth wide open. Of course she needs car snacks. She is totes losing weight tho guys!

I love how she thinks her book recommendations hold any value.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Don't waste your time watching this shit

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

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Yeah, callback to when Fatty got furious at the BAD doctor who didn't list fruits and vegetables, and suggested beef jerky as a snack. What a quack!

It would be more efficient for her butler just to get her a salt lick. Then she might actually drink water, instead of 17 caffeinated diet sodas with high sodium food. I can't imagine how shitty she must feel being THAT dehydrated. Pity.

 

[M.T. Graves]

She should just name all her videos “Fat and will always be fat”.

 

[Satanic Bimbo]

lol'ing at amber complaining about weather people and how they suck.
"dOnT tHEy Go To SCHool?" - 500 lb college dropout who hasn't worked in years
I doubt she understands how they even calculate percentages, a lot of people don't since its weird af sometimes and love to complain from not understanding it.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

3009

lol'ing at amber complaining about weather people and how they suck.
"dOnT tHEy Go To SCHool?" - 500 lb college dropout who hasn't worked in years
I doubt she understands how they even calculate percentages, a lot of people don't since its weird af sometimes and love to complain from not understanding it.

Fatty's jealous AF. Some are trained, educated scientists and she's a stupid, fat fuck. Some are presenters who look good or perhaps have an engaging personality. She neither looks good or has any kind of rapport with anyone. Besides that, she's so fat, you'd only get the weather for Hawaii, being as she would completely block the continental U.S. on any tv map.

 

[King Fructose]

what I ate today​

I’m gonna guess a lot

 

[Miltank]

Clearly wants hate-attention by getting anti-gay chikfila. yawn, no one cares. hasn't she already tried this "tactic" before?

 

[Constellationzero]

what I ate today

Yes.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

You're late, Fatty. On day two. Color me unsurprised.

fast food & takeout | what I ate today | episode 2 - June 25, 2022​

Gosh, I wonder which "friends" Fat ham and the "gf" are off to see. Why even bother? Everyone knows that means Eric & Ricky. Some "friends" who will hang out with you but not allow you to film ANYthing relate to them, or even utter their names. Yep, just the sort of "friends" I'd call if there were trouble! The four of you are a pack of cowards, Hamber.

Blah blah, filming every bite. LOL. You failed THAT on day one. Day two will be no different. Your life is just a series of failures, with some scenes in between.

Bitching about the weather people, as if Mother Nature is some absolute that can always be predicted with 100% accuracy."It was supposed to storm hardcore, and I was excited, because I am a pluviophile." You fucking hate hard storms, bitch. We know this, because you've told us, and because you whine like a fucking child about "tornaders". Go fuck yourself, you vacuous cunt. You can't even come up with another word for excited except "pumped". Aw, it didn't rain then, but it's raining now. Well, "pluviophile", what's your fucking problem, then? "Don't you have to go to school to be a weather person? I don't know."

No. No, you do not know, you fucktarded, cretinous, pinheaded, witless, fatuous skin bag of dumpster trash. So shut your fucking piehole about shit you don't have the first goddamned idea about.

Big Ham's attempts at trying to prove she reads: skip. I saw a Christopher Pike book fly by. Yep, middle grade books are definitely your style, you gormless bitch.

Claims she's at 800 and something steps - I put this bullshit on 1.75 speed - and I don't believe that, just like I don't believe any of her numbers from day one. Claims to be 492.8, and I don't believe that, either. SHOW the numbers, Fatty. Anything that comes out of your face is a fucking lie.

Chik FilA, 700+ calories, loaded with fat. I guess this whole charade about wanting to lose weight is what pays the bills. For now. I've noticed a real and significant dropoff in her total engagement. I've also noticed that I have not had YT give me a single rec for her channel going on four months now, Even when i actively search her name and click through reaction channels at random. Nada. Geez, that's too bad, isn't it?

Guys, I really am fast forwarding this shit. She'a eyefucking herself deepthroating mac & cheese. Eight minutes in, and she's finally not sitting on her ass in the apartment.

More book talk. Fuck you, Hamber. Nobody listens to you pretending that you read books.

Twinkie in a harness and a seatbelt.

Snack for the car ride. LOL. Of course. You eat enough of that fucking jerky you should have the entire bag content memorized by this point.

Saddest mexican food I've ever seen. A tamale, beans, and rice dish that looks like vomit and a taco that looks like it's half lettuce. Claims she didn't eat all the food. Sure.

They're now at Eric and Ricky's, and of course, it was midnight or whatever, and they got McD's and she got the iconic 20-piece mcnuggets.

Lies some more about the numbers for the day. Threatens that she'll see us tomorrow.

TL;DW/R: Hamber sits on her fat fucking ass for over half the video. Bitches about weather people getting things wrong. A couple shots of Twinkie, looking pissed. Car ride snack, because god forbid this fat fuck go without shoving food in her face for a couple hours. Eats mexican food that literally looks like vomit, Gets mcnuggets at midnight. In betwwen all that, tries to sound literate by waving books around and babbling things I didn't bother to listen to because she's a fucking retard. Tells us lies about her weight, calories, and steps. Yawn.

 

[TomatilloSalsa]

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Ok but why is there a tub of butter in the background? Also can't say I'm not proud of Becky for finally speaking out even if her tea was frigid.

Is it the camera angle or does she have the hairline of a 40 year old man?

 

[Kier Starmer]

The work from home and them ordering pizza is absolute bullshit. Yes, good companies gift employees with stuff like wine, even flowers, and gift cards. They though are ordered in mind of a budget and it is a straight number as in 50 x X = Y. From an accounting perspective easy and forecastable. Companies just don't order food because of the cost and not one person is the same. Now you can give vouchers but I doubt that because companies use Amazon because if you use their Smile function you get a discount of it in taxes as a charitable donation along with a full rewrite because of staff expenses.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

A dumb cunt who doesn't know the term "Meteorologist" asks if a scientist needs to be educated.

That's rich from someone who thought they had won $1k on an advertising flyer for a second hand car dealer.

Absolutely thrilling content as ever.