Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FupaCitySheriff]

Last of the Jade QnA:

Isn’t this literally what Becky said almost word for word?? Well except Becky thought amber might kill herself soon but she is doing a job of it, just longer term

Secondly, she was watching her well before they ever spoke, it’s pretty obvious why everyone hates her.View attachment 3447672

Definitely Hamber replying here. Exactly the same 'story'.
When it was Becky's story, I;m sure that she and Hamber bolth later admitted it was made up, so as to not make it seem Becky was after the money. And also, without saying it; to make it seem Hamber was attractive and desirable, without money coming into it - Yeah Right hahaha

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

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Best Becky eva! Watch me pull some 90's Rugrat Mario mushroom stompin' shit on you ass while wearing a Nirvana T-shirt that my dead nephew slept in before he died and I found myself living in a Kentucky culvert (aka, ditch) because my parents got tired of me being a total grifter cousin-fucker fuck-up and it's only because they were homophobic that this happened.

The story writes itself, you retard. No explanation needed.

 

[Din Djarin]

Wipeygate on Instagram just posted this picture saying it was sent in.
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I can see resemblance but I wouldn’t be 100% confident without knowing the source

Am I just exceptional, or is she wearing a hairnet?

 

[Chía P.]

JADE, STOP BEING A COWARD, SHOW YOURSELF, BITCH. FOR SOMEONE SO IN LOVE YOU CERTAINLY SEEM EMBARRASSED TO BE ASSOCIATED TO AMBER

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

WHAT is wrong with her head? She looks like someone squeezed a balloon in the middle.

I couldn't watch the whole video. Entry Of The Gladiators kept playing in my head, getting louder and louder the longer Amber was on my screen.

Fat.

 

[Nightlife Monster Truck]

Last of the Jade QnA:

Isn’t this literally what Becky said almost word for word?? Well except Becky thought amber might kill herself soon but she is doing a job of it, just longer term

Secondly, she was watching her well before they ever spoke, it’s pretty obvious why everyone hates her.View attachment 3447672

I'd bet my entire life savings that Wipey has no idea this post exists. This is all a creation of ALR's imagination.

 

[440088]

Wipeygate on Instagram just posted this picture saying it was sent in.
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I can see resemblance but I wouldn’t be 100% confident without knowing the source

Every time I see bullshit like this. (Creep shots, calling shops, patrolling around their neighborhoods, whatever) I can't help but laugh at haydur nation screaming how we are mean and evil and insane because we say the word nigger and how bad we are. Yet.... they fucking out here taking creep shots and shit. Just amusing.
And just a side comment on the "amberlynn being straight" bullshit.
Amber is not straight. She anit interested in men. She's a full blown carpet muncher and always has been. This bullshit about men is all wifey shit. Circling back to wipey wanting an open relationship and wanting dick. Wipey is seemingly bi with a little bit of a perv streak. All that BDSM talk and wanting an open relationship and liking both coochie and dick. Amberlynn may be trying her best to adopt her current gf personality like she always does. But she is full fucking lesbian and it's stupid she's even pretending she's anything else.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Every time I see bullshit like this. (Creep shots, calling shops, patrolling around their neighborhoods, whatever) I can't help but laugh at haydur nation screaming how we are mean and evil and insane because we say the word nigger and how bad we are. Yet.... they fucking out here taking creep shots and shit. Just amusing.
And just a side comment on the "amberlynn being straight" bullshit.
Amber is not straight. She anit interested in men. She's a full blown carpet muncher and always has been. This bullshit about men is all wifey shit. Circling back to wipey wanting an open relationship and wanting dick. Wipey is seemingly bi with a little bit of a perv streak. All that BDSM talk and wanting an open relationship and liking both coochie and dick. Amberlynn may be trying her best to adopt her current gf personality like she always does. But she is full fucking lesbian and it's stupid she's even pretending she's anything else.

Wrong. Amber would take Chad dick tomorrow if Chad presented it as an option. Chad ain't a stupid bumfuck redneck or black negress, though and that's ALL Hamber will ever attract.

I'd die on that hill. Her dainty repaired hymen be damned. No man is stupid enough to stick his dick in her amount of crazy, buttered with tons of lard.

She's "lesbian" out of necessity, just like the entire fat fucking Kentucky lesbian mafia she calls friends. Isn't Dana burning coal now? Saw a pic, but gender is totally ambiguous.

Hamber would drop the no penetration lesbian pretense in a skinny minute for Chad.

So, which one of youse gorls wants to take one for the team and be Chad?

 

[Masta]

I've always had the suspicion she was possibly bi-sexual years ago, but it was a 50/50 on the farms whether people agreed with my idea.

It really doesn't matter what her sexuality is, she's a 600 lb whale who can't even fathom having sex with men or women. It's best for her to just stick with these special needs women so it's normal thing to just be a best friend/companion. She is a pent-up sexually frustrated mess, get royally fucked.

 

[marjoram]

FatAl is asexual as the day is long. Ain't nobody of any gender fucking that mountain of lard and she doesn't care. Her only lover is food. Her only preference is deep-fried. The only thing that makes her hot is Tapatio.

 

[M.T. Graves]

Amber’s never been a lesbian, she just sized out of dick.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Amber is attentionsexual, simple as. Somewhere down the line, that started to center on girls. Why? Because even if her being a fat lesbian isn't as "shocking" as it might've been in the 90s or whatever, it's still a point of contention with viewers. She gets to go "no, you guys *smug fake laugh*, I am definitely only into vajayjay, strictly clitly, big Al don't do dick" and get her validation about her sexuality, it's like she's in a polyamourous relationship with whichever fat girl she's with and the audience. ExhibitionistLynn vibes.
Could she get a average-to-good looking guy or gal? Probably, maybe not in Kentucky, but probably somewhere out there. That person would have to be beyond twisted, however, because Amber isn't just fat, she's also very stinky, and anyone who would willingly delve into the stinkbox is either putting up with it for the sake of something else or a time bomb of a human being.

With all that said, I do like trying to synthesize the stench she produces in a neutral state, all that floral and candy scented shit she has laying around combined with a bit of necrosis and a faint hit of housepets and greasy takeout. That sickeningly sweet blast followed by the fleshy undertones, an insidious scent, I must say

TLDR: Amberlynn likes atten-shun more than any gender preference and she's icky.

 

[Angry Nipple]

I’ve been thinking about Becky’s video and Hamber’s Wipey’s Q&A and it has me curious… do we know if Becky’s channel is monetized? The fact that Becky was hanging out with the beast fairly recently (arcade video) makes me question the motives here. I wouldn’t put it past them to get together and manufacture lukewarm drama to generate views/money. I know they’re both dumb but I don’t think it’s out of the realm of possibilities. Thoughts?

 

[Masta]

I’ve been thinking about Becky’s video and Hamber’s Wipey’s Q&A and it has me curious… do we know if Becky’s channel is monetized? The fact that Becky was hanging out with the beast fairly recently (arcade video) makes me question the motives here. I wouldn’t put it past them to get together and manufacture lukewarm drama to generate views/money. I know they’re both dumb but I don’t think it’s out of the realm of possibilities. Thoughts?

Highly unlikely, Amber's the type to lie to push a positive narrative about her life not something that would degrade her to this extent. Ever since she's left Becky she wanted us to believe she's in a much better situation now who's over the drama.

 

[Angry Nipple]

Highly unlikely, Amber's the type to lie to push a positive narrative about her life not something that would degrade her to this extent. Ever since she's left Becky she wanted us to believe she's in a much better situation now who's over the drama.

While I agree that she likes to portray herself as a saint (and a victim) whose life has been so great after being dumped, I wouldn’t put it past her to be willing to make herself look a little shitty for the sake of money. Especially if she got desperate enough.

That said, I didn’t watch Becky’s whole video but from what I gathered, nothing was said to make Big Al look that bad. I mean… nobody thinks very highly of her to begin with, so it really wouldn’t matter much.

 

[Shiversblood]

I have believed for a long time Amber lyn is a straight woman. She wants attention and someone to care for her and a female can do that. A man’s dick is not going to be able to get in there or penetrate and men wouldn’t want to anyway because they would be so disgusted. Men don’t want her. However, and this is where things get a little scary I do believe that Amber could find a man if she really wanted too but this man would be so insane, so evil, so repulsive, and etc, to the point where, this man would actually be Dangerous to her. For men who are incels etc it’s hard for guys to find a girl sometimes but women if they lower their standards they could always find at least one man willing to date them at any time but Amber is such a low quality woman that the men willing to step up to the plate would not be a wise idea for her to date these men they would be just too much of a loose cannon violent insane man.

Notice how she went from a white fat ass girl to a black fat ass girl. There is something about black people that is just attracted to obesity. White people don’t like it as much.

 

[StickyClits]

I have believed for a long time Amber lyn is a straight woman. She wants attention and someone to care for her and a female can do that. A man’s dick is not going to be able to get in there or penetrate and men wouldn’t want to anyway because they would be so disgusted. Men don’t want her. However, and this is where things get a little scary I do believe that Amber could find a man if she really wanted too but this man would be so insane, so evil, so repulsive, and etc, to the point where, this man would actually be Dangerous to her. For men who are incels etc it’s hard for guys to find a girl sometimes but women if they lower their standards they could always find at least one man willing to date them at any time but Amber is such a low quality woman that the men willing to step up to the plate would not be a wise idea for her to date these men they would be just too much of a loose cannon violent insane man.

Notice how she went from a white fat ass girl to a black fat ass girl. There is something about black people that is just attracted to obesity. White people don’t like it as much.

Here's the thing a woman will give an ugly/fat person a chance and some are understanding and motherly and want someone to take care of, that's why you see a majority of these fat fucks with partners. Amber who is helpless would bring out the nurturing side of any dyke that comes in contact with her, she's very manipulating and knows its easier to reel in a woman than a man since men need to be physically attracted to her

 

[FatalTater]

Personally I think Amber likes girls, but probably finds a few men aesthetically pleasing. She only started claiming to maybe wanting a guy once she hooked Jade, so we know where that's coming from.

What do men have that Amber wants? MONEY.

No lesbian deep throats kebabs in a hotel room to lure in women.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I think if Big Al found an undemanding, uwu soft boi, she'd be just fine in a cis relationship. I agree with everyone who said that she's pretty much asexual but I think she'd be happier if it at least looked like she was in a normie relationship. You can find her new "aessetic" in every single mommy/clean with me vlogger's house. She would never have wanted kids even before her innards were yeeted because that would have meant an icky peepee in her. Life as a pillow princess is what she'll settle for because she's scurred a man might judge her more harshly or want more from her than a sped lesbeen.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Woman do not size out of dicks. The range of available suitors merely changes. Women can always get the dick if they want to. A dick is the easiest thing to get on this earth and the only thing you have to do is smile in its general direction. See Chantal, Amy, Shannon, Sagi, Jen or whatever other fat cow is on this site. Who all behave distinctly different from Amber.

If Amber were any form of straight and wanted actual dick, she would get a dick. Amber wants a partner but not one with a dick (threatening) and also not one who tries to sex her (also threatening). She has deep seated problems with sexuality and these retarded fat lesbians with their mental issues concerning food and sexuality serve her very well. Just wait, Jade 100% has her own version of mental fuckery going on. I am not even sure Jade is all the serious about her open relationship/bdsm shit. Until I see evidence of it happening, this is just another LARP for Youtube bucks.

There will be zero dicks in Amber's life. Only gay dicks are allowed because they are not threatening. I mean, have we ever even seen her talk to a non-gay man outside of her girlfriend's families?