Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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If these videos are in some kind of order, then My Gorlfriend's back. The difference between My Gorlfriend being there and being gone is astronomical. In future Fatty, you're gonna have to try a lot harder to pretend you aren't home alone.
Oh this video? Er.... Fatty claims she losing lots of weight - if true she'd be showing it on her scales for the 100 elbee loss. She also claims she feels nauseous all the time and doesn't want to eat - then proceeds to shop for food, talk about food and even eye up beauty treatment face masks that are strawberry flavor.
 
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FupaCitySheriff said:
We've all seen the miracles the filters can achieve, Fatty. There's
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Watch me go from frumpy old man to sophisticated and debonair Chad by pushing a couple of buttons.

Regardless, reality is a cruel mother fucker. Seeing her normal greasy-ass hair and a day with out makeup and racoon eyes IS INDEED her reality, no many how many filters, earrings, fat angles, etc. she tries to apply. We see you for the slovenly fucking glutton you actually are, Dainty Retarded Princess shit be damned.

Jade Francis from NY hiding in Kentucky under Hamber's massive fupa, a couple of questions? Are you proud of yourself? Is this fat pig exceeding your expectations? Is her total disgust what you really wanted out of life? I mean, every Black man wants a white woman. And they take the worst of the fatties off the market. Is it the same for Black lesbians? You don't give a fuck she's a 500 lb. needy as hell heifer as long as she's white?

Inquiring minds and all. Don't get caught in a fold and suffocate, K?
 
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M.T. Graves said:
She’ll be smug until she dies. There’s no chance of her losing weight. She can mouth off and snap back at comments all she wants, she’s the one trapped in a rapidly decaying 500 pound flesh prison. Hope she enjoys that “luxery” apartment, they’ll have to tear the door off to get her body out of there.
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Wrong! They’re going to have to remove windows and use a crane to get her out.
 
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Dumb question, but what's the difference between being just Really pale, and being grey? Obviously grayish skin is worse, but what's the difference medically?
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I ain't a doctor, but since it's the Intarwebs, I'll play one.

Pale- somewhat genetic, also due to not enough time under the big yellow sky orb called the sun. You can be pale and still be healthy. A lot of Nordic people are quite pale, even in perfect health.

Gray - Generally caused by a lack of blood flow and oxygenated blood cells not making it to where they need to go. Poor circulation, heart issues or other life affecting medical conditions usually result in gray/very pale, known as a pallor.

A gentleman I used to work with had two heart surgeries. Another had a triple bypass. They weren't pale, they were gray and both eventually succumbed to their heart issues.

Dr. Slappy, Intarwebs MD.
 
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M.T. Graves said:
She’ll be smug until she dies. There’s no chance of her losing weight. She can mouth off and snap back at comments all she wants, she’s the one trapped in a rapidly decaying 500 pound flesh prison. Hope she enjoys that “luxery” apartment, they’ll have to tear the door off to get her body out of there.
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Jade's too, at the rate things are going in regard to weight gain. Not to medfag, but this is what we call nigger mortis.
 
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Trees said:
Considering Amber has to set an alarm to take herself to the bathroom, I wonder how often Twinkie got walked while Jade was gone. Is Amber even capable of cleaning the litter boxes?

Maybe the person who filmed meal prep was a babysitter.
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Didn't Anne Whatever (Becky's supposed mom's friend) say that Becky said that Big AL paid a neighbor to walk Twinkie?
I can't really imagine someone who could afford to live at the Henry Retirement Village needing a few extra bucks from Fatty, so if it's true, Fatty probably pays a stranger who delivers her food to take her beloved fur-baby for a shit. Then told Becky it was a neighbor because she might actually care a little about the pets and revel the truth ti us.
I think the only reason she wouldn't just let Twinkie shit in the apartment is the complaints from the neighbors. Otherwise, we all know she'd leave the animals to fend for themselves and shit everywhere. Fatty does when she has to fend for herself.
 
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WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ME WANT FEWDDDDDDDDDDS

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SIZE 6 DRAWLS ALSO CAN WE MAKE THIS A EMOTE CAUSE I CANT LMAO :story: :story:
 
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So I'm watching Zach's take on Amber's "rebranding" and it got to the part where she's talking about getting her tooth pulled. Of course we all called bullshit on the reason she gave which was excessive brushing, causing it to crack. Well I don't doubt it cracked, after all our anemic gorl loves her ice. Between her nonstop eating and ice crunching it's only a matter of time before the rest follow.
It's just the stupidest lie that's been stuck in my head because of how ridiculous it is, she really thinks everyone else is the idiot.
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Mods feel free to edit this, I'm a mobile fag so I don't know how it'll end up looking.
 
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Slappy McGherkin said:
Jade Francis from NY hiding in Kentucky under Hamber's massive fupa, a couple of questions? Are you proud of yourself? Is this fat pig exceeding your expectations? Is her total disgust what you really wanted out of life? I mean, every Black man wants a white woman. And they take the worst of the fatties off the market. Is it the same for Black lesbians? You don't give a fuck she's a 500 lb. needy as hell heifer as long as she's white?

Inquiring minds and all. Don't get caught in a fold and suffocate, K?
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I'd also like to know if Jade finds it at all demeaning to have to cut up Spam for Fat Amber, who is a grown ass woman who can do this shit for herself but just doesn't want to?
 
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I'd also like to know if Jade finds it at all demeaning to have to cut up Spam for Fat Amber, who is a grown ass woman who can do this shit for herself but just doesn't want to?
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Its not for her because jade gets something out of it. Jade is a feeder and by doing shit like that it lets her participate in some aspects of being a feeder. Amber also enjoys being catered to and its also probably somewhat of a fetish thing but mostly a fucked up emotional nightmare of issues boilng down to acts of service reminding amber that someone cares about her and shes not alone.
 
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She’s such a cunt. She praised her surgeon for the hysterectomy, then immediately says “why did you prescribe me this meds??”

Why are you still fucking 500lbs? Why have you burned every bridge and “friend” that you have had in the last couple of years? Where did all your money go? Why can’t you be alone for more than a hour while your roommate goes into target to get a chair?

Bitch wait till you speak to your DOCTOR not the office receptionist or whoever you spoke to about the meds. You didn’t even take the estrogen for months at a time just like every fucking Med you are prescribed.

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Amber pronounced this “oogo coconut” isn’t it like a play on words “you go coconut” ?

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Why is every single moment and word out of her mouth so smug and bitchy? She’s taste testing fucking melatonin gummies and smirking that they aren’t up to her standards taste wise. “They tasted good I guess”

It’s a sleep aid. Go to the factory and increase the flavor of them Amber since you are the pinnacle of perfection and greatness in the world. I do not understand how anyone can be around you honest to god.
 
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