Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[HackerX]

The ozempic era won't be long. It absolutely works, but in the sense that you're almost guaranteed to feel nauseated and bloated. ALR is a beast that absolutely can not handle any form of discomfort, so after realizing what's causing fatty to feel this way, she'll dump it.

The best thing that her handler can do is just convince her it's the food that's making her feel like shit and not the meds as long as possible.

And regarding the needle, it's an insulin one. It is injected once a week into the stomach in a fatty area (lucky for ALR since you couldn't accidentally hit something besides fat if you wanted too). I.e. unlike muscle injections, you wouldn't even notice unless you're watching.
If she complains about that, it's literally complaining just to complain.

I'm also kind of curious about the payment part. It ain't cheap, there's not really any generics (a compound pharmacy can offer semaglutide/l-carnitine, but it's effectively the same price and last time I looked it was roughly $400 a month without insurance.

 

[Queequeg]

People typically start at .25mg of Ozemic and work their way up because the stomach pain and vomiting is intense, how people lose weight. Each pen has 2mg, the max dosage. It's a weekly injection and skipping a week can start the stomach apocalypse all over again. It's also $1048 without insurance. This idiot could be spending $1048 a week to lose, at best, 20lbs if she's on the max dosage. It would be easier if she just became bulimic. The gas is unholy too. It smells like rotten eggs. Amber probably smells like a corpse already. Imagine what she smells like now.

Edit: People on Ozempic do get used to it but it takes about 3 months. After that the weight loss stops unless they up the dosage.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

View attachment 3553476
It’s public record but okay Hamber. Also, you’ve proven yourself to be a terribly unreliable source.

It's just so very stupid. Why are you getting riled up, Hamber? We've seen your mother's arrest records, and that stuff right there is in it. Nobody needs to "create drama" in your goddamned loser life. You do it yourself.

And regarding the needle, it's an insulin one. It is injected once a week into the stomach in a fatty area (lucky for ALR since you couldn't accidentally hit something besides fat if you wanted too). I.e. unlike muscle injections, you wouldn't even notice unless you're watching.

Can confirm inslin needles are tiny. Had to inject my now ex's cat with insulin every day because he was a giant fatty and got the beetus. Of course Hamber will make it seem like it's a fucking trocar punching through.

Edit: People on Ozempic do get used to it but it takes about 3 months. After that the weight loss stops unless they up the dosage.

I can imagine it now: a trial containig one person, Hamber, at 10 mg. LOL.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Fatty rang the doctor's office for a week and no one ever answered.
Fatty must have forgotten the Thumb doesn't work there any more.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

All of the information along with searchable case numbers on the arrests and convictions of the woman who raised Amber right can be found here.

Who are you going to believe, Amber? The legal documents or your lying, granny strangling mother?

Eat several dicks, fatty.

 

[evelynhopewell]

All of the information along with searchable case numbers on the arrests and convictions of the woman who raised Amber right can be found here.

View attachment 3554040
View attachment 3554043
Who are you going to believe, Amber? The legal documents or your lying, granny strangling mother?

Eat several dicks, fatty.

It's pretty obvious to me that Amber is a vile, selfish, dispeckful piece of shit but defending her felonious drug addicted abusive mother is a new low I never would've guessed she'd reach. Congrats on adding another layer to your neverending shittiness, I guess.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

Why would she help with medical bills? And vet bills for animals that aren’t hers?? Is this like that time Becky bought ALR engagement rings with “her own money”? This shit doesn’t even make sense, yikes.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

View attachment 3553476
It’s public record but okay Hamber. Also, you’ve proven yourself to be a terribly unreliable source.

This is 1000% Not Jade writing for her (since every sock created by Onision was called Not Greg, I’m stealing that shit).

You want to know what I find “astonishing”, Not Jade? That your fat bitch has teeth rotting out, rebound headaches from taking too much Advil, diabetes, can’t travel more than 2 hours without swelling and stopping for fast food leaving that new car covered in crumbs, elevated bilirubin, enlarged lymph nodes, constant cellulitis, lymphedema, fungal infections, too lazy to piss in the toilet, can’t be left alone for more than a couple of hours, skeet skeet skeet falls, etc.

Is that lawsuit really worth all this? I’m curious.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Who are you going to believe, Amber? The legal documents or your lying, granny strangling mother?

One of the finest responses to ever grace this here web site.

View attachment 3554320

Why would she help with medical bills? And vet bills for animals that aren’t hers?? Is this like that time Becky bought ALR engagement rings with “her own money”? This shit doesn’t even make sense, yikes.

Well, of course your fat ass isn't used to it. You get your "gf"s to quit their jobs so they can be around and up your shelf ass 24/7 to cater to whatever you want, in addition to becoming reliant on you for anything that costs money. Just how the fuck would they be able to pay for half of all the shit? Stupid CuntasaurusLynn

This is 1000% Not Jade writing for her (since every sock created by Onision was called Not Greg, I’m stealing that shit).

Seems that way. There's no punctuation in that response, which we've seen before in suspect responses. BTW, Hamber's My Gorlfriend, Wifey, AKA Jade Francis of New York, currently residing in Lexington, KY, it's "lengths" not "length". You could at least use phrases properly if you're going to type out bullshit without punctuation. Hey, maybe you ould ask GrammarLynn about that! After all, she's "kinda OCD" about using proper grammar in every situation (<------- note correct usage of "situation").

Is that lawsuit really worth all this? I’m curious.

Her My Gorlfriend, Wifey, didn't understand how much of that money train had already left the station.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

This is 1000% Not Jade writing for her (since every sock created by Onision was called Not Greg, I’m stealing that shit).

You want to know what I find “astonishing”, Not Jade? That your fat bitch has teeth rotting out, rebound headaches from taking too much Advil, diabetes, can’t travel more than 2 hours without swelling and stopping for fast food leaving that new car covered in crumbs, elevated bilirubin, enlarged lymph nodes, constant cellulitis, lymphedema, fungal infections, too lazy to piss in the toilet, can’t be left alone for more than a couple of hours, skeet skeet skeet falls, etc.

Is that lawsuit really worth all this? I’m curious.

As a reward for living the life of someone looking after an infirm 80 year old and a toddler, My Gorlfriend gets to help pay for Fatty's medical bills. Seeing as these bills will only increase year after year, I sure hope My Gorlfriend wins her court case cos she's gonna need that money.
NO ONE BELIEVES THIS BULLSHIT AMBER. NO ONE.

 

[Insulin reid]

What does Amber gain for claiming she doesn't take her medications for long stretches at a time? What is she trying to prove? Then again lolcows aren't known for their brainpower.

Asspats and "oh poor babys"
Amber is a young adult book protagonist. She has to be bolth strong and weak, simultaneously protected and uwu-ed and also praised for bravery and strength either physical or emotional. This is just one of her "talking points" if you will, to gain sympathy for one or the other.

She simultaneously doesnt take any meds for a long period of time and tells us (illicits sad uwu must protect emotions from audience)
And shes recently told us she takes her fake estrogen religiously like her doctor said (like a good little girl and good little girls deserve praise)

This is usually done one after the other either in the same week or two or even the same video, because she loves to be in the 3rd act underdog protag is sad molment of the story and the 4th act overcoming said problem and being triumphant part of the story.

People typically start at .25mg of Ozemic and work their way up because the stomach pain and vomiting is intense, how people lose weight. Each pen has 2mg, the max dosage. It's a weekly injection and skipping a week can start the stomach apocalypse all over again. It's also $1048 without insurance. This idiot could be spending $1048 a week to lose, at best, 20lbs if she's on the max dosage. It would be easier if she just became bulimic. The gas is unholy too. It smells like rotten eggs. Amber probably smells like a corpse already. Imagine what she smells like now.

Edit: People on Ozempic do get used to it but it takes about 3 months. After that the weight loss stops unless they up the dosage.

Amber will 100% ditch it because it wont give her the instant weight loss magical transformation she wants.

Doesnt matter either way though because amber will never let a lack of appetite stop her from eating food, even food she claims to not like. The new medication is just a really big expense for no real reason other than trying to buy time or try another idea that doesnt involve her being honest with her therapist with her issues and shovling less food into her mouth.

 

[Doxmatix]

Why would she help with medical bills? And vet bills for animals that aren’t hers?? Is this like that time Becky bought ALR engagement rings with “her own money”? This shit doesn’t even make sense, yikes.

"Like wow, so not something I am used to"

I'm sorry what? She has had 4 gorlfriends before Jade and 3 out of 4 of them paid either 100% of her food and living expenses, or they paid at least half if not more.

Casey & Family - Supported her fat ass
Krystal & Family - Supported her fat ass
Destiny - Worked full time while Amber barely worked a few hours a week

 

[Xenomorph]

Ambers hunger isnt physical its mental and if this prevents her stuffing her piehole for feel good chemical brain juice she is gonna abandon it faster than gracie.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

"Like wow, so not something I am used to"

I'm sorry what? She has had 4 gorlfriends before Jade and 3 out of 4 of them paid either 100% of her food and living expenses, or they paid at least half if not more.

Casey & Family - Supported her fat ass
Krystal & Family - Supported her fat ass
Destiny - Worked full time while Amber barely worked a few hours a week

Even the Thumb was on call 24-7. I know it's not putting money in the pot, apart from her art commissions (yeah, right), but it would cost a whole lot more to pay for 3 or 4 caretakers to cover all those shifts. And as for wiping the elephantine ass of this 600 pound entitled, ungrateful hog - there is no amount of money in this fucking world that could entice me to do that.

 

[dfranki723]

Still taking jabs at Thumb...
What happened to not being vindictive? No-one is buying your ''omg you guyzz i have like a totally healthy partnership with my sexy sexual girlfriend! We split everything cos she's so good to me''.

Shut the fuck up.

 

[Angry Nipple]

She (and/or My Girlfriend Wipey) is out here being a full-force cunt on Instagram, of course. It’s one of the only things she can do consistently.

Spoiler: GrammarLynn

Spoiler: VictimLynn

Spoiler: LividLynn

Spoiler: DelusionalLynn

Spoiler: LoserLynn

 

[Xenomorph]

Aw she must be hungry when she is that cuntlynn comes out in full force like her chili shits!

 

[dfranki723]

Liking bikini pics counts as cheating? I'm sorry but didn't this Fat Cunt repeatedly start chatting up girls whilst still living with her latest cash cow? If so (by your standards) you're the worst kind of cheater, a mooching cheater.

The whole ''I'm still that poor troubled child on the inside'' is most often used by predators and other pieces of shit to excuse their behaviour and stop criticism in its tracks.

L U X E R Y
Ah, that must be the perfectionist OCD KuhWeen in her.

 

[El Conserje]

She (and/or My Girlfriend Wipey) is out here being a full-force cunt on Instagram, of course. It’s one of the only things she can do consistently.

Spoiler: GrammarLynn

View attachment 3555022

Spoiler: VictimLynn

View attachment 3555029

Spoiler: LividLynn

View attachment 3555030

Spoiler: DelusionalLynn

View attachment 3555031

Spoiler: LoserLynn

View attachment 3555033

If Amber lived in my head rent free, my neck would fall down faster than a guillotine.

All the sodium intake she is having its really making her salty lol.

 

[giga melt]

"do you think liking bikini pics on ig is cheating" "yes"

ohhhh gorl is so jealous of skinny kqweens she claims to adore isnt she