Admitting to weighing 500 elbees and paying $1000 each month, to lose ONE POUND a month? I'll work that out for you, Fatty.... That's TWELVE POUNDS lost in ONE YEAR at a cost of $12,000+ Bitch, just buy some laxatives and save all that money.
You'll put on 12+ elbees when My Gorlfriend sneaks back to NY for Christmas, anyway.
Or just admit Uncle Beetus has arrived from Portugal.
I'd also like to know if Jade finds it at all demeaning to have to cut up Spam for Fat Amber, who is a grown ass woman who can do this shit for herself but just doesn't want to?
Nah she's clearly some weird feeder DDLG fetishist who drips like a broken freezer at the mere idea of cutting up spam for her helpless 31 year old 500 ell bee BaYuHbEeUh.
This twat's audience has their own sad cycle along with her.
She's pretending to try so all the support has come gushing back. At this point I think I dislike her regular audience almost as much her.
Wash your hair you absolute monstrosity, you look disgusting and smelly.
Christ this ''IT IS WORKING GUYS'' act is unbearable. Do we even believe she's actually taking anything? 'Cos nah.
Still buying tacky clothes that look awful on you, you're too old for quirky slogan clothing. Is she just buying anything that has a black woman on it? You utter embarrassment. No personality of your own even when it comes to your choice of journals.
She really needs to do something about those sores. I wouldn't mind if it were due to an actual illness but it's purely because she's filthy and refuses to take care of herself.
I've said it before, but with all the shit, stories and rumors that surround Her Royal Fatness, you sometimes forget just how fucking huge and grotesque she actually is.
I live in England and am sat here watching The Commonwealth Games (like Pan-Am Games). Women's Super-Heavyweight weightlifting has come on and the weight limit is above 87 kg, which is over 192 pounds. Fatty weighs over 2 and a half times that. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Admitting to weighing 500 elbees and paying $1000 each month, to lose ONE POUND a month? I'll work that out for you, Fatty.... That's TWELVE POUNDS lost in ONE YEAR at a cost of $12,000+ Bitch, just buy some laxatives and save all that money.
You'll put on 12+ elbees when My Gorlfriend sneaks back to NY for Christmas, anyway.
Or just admit Uncle Beetus has arrived from Portugal.
Thought I was the only one that noticed this! It becomes very apparent when you compare her voice/vocal patterns to how she used to speak in her older vids.
2017:
2022:
No, Hamber has not "always had vocal fry" as someone here pointed out to me once. There is a drastic difference in her vocal pattern. Even in how she elooooooongaaaaates her words now, too. I mean, c'mon, we aren't the only ones noticing this.
Thought I was the only one that noticed this! It becomes very apparent when you compare her voice/vocal patterns to how she used to speak in her older vids.
2017:
2022:
No, Hamber has not "always had vocal fry" as someone here pointed out to me once. There is a drastic difference in her vocal pattern. Even in how she elooooooongaaaaates her words now, too. I mean, c'mon, we aren't the only ones noticing this.
I've said it before, but with all the shit, stories and rumors that surround Her Royal Fatness, you sometimes forget just how fucking huge and grotesque she actually is.
I live in England and am sat here watching The Commonwealth Games (like Pan-Am Games). Women's Super-Heavyweight weightlifting has come on and the weight limit is above 87 kg, which is over 192 pounds. Fatty weighs over 2 and a half times that. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
She literally weighs more than your average male silverback gorilla . Literally. I’ve seen a silverback in person and it was YUGE!!!
Just trying to wrap my head around the fact that a human being can be physically larger than said primate is fucking mind blowing.
So I'm watching Zach's take on Amber's "rebranding" and it got to the part where she's talking about getting her tooth pulled. Of course we all called bullshit on the reason she gave which was excessive brushing, causing it to crack. Well I don't doubt it cracked, after all our anemic gorl loves her ice. Between her nonstop eating and ice crunching it's only a matter of time before the rest follow.
It's just the stupidest lie that's been stuck in my head because of how ridiculous it is, she really thinks everyone else is the idiot. View attachment 3557763
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Also funny: back in one of the videos when she was cronching Sonic ice she mentioned her "anemia". Bitch, the only reason you were anemic before is because you were bleeding out your dainty period hole "for two years" and didn't go see a fucking doctor. And - since she mentioned her perfect, 3.9 GPA-level blood work, and how her levels were "all over the place" when she had cancer, which the doctors kept saying was a UTI - because she didn't go see the RIGHT doctor. Since that time (and no mentions of receiving any transfusions back then, btw) you cannot sit there on your smug shelf ass and claim you're anemic, still: the original problem is gone, and you just described your bloodwork as normal.
I'd also like to know if Jade finds it at all demeaning to have to cut up Spam for Fat Amber, who is a grown ass woman who can do this shit for herself but just doesn't want to?
Funny how this "meat creeps me out, please cut this" wasn't something she did in any other era. Especially considering that her nanosecond vegan phase was in the Density era. One would think after watching all that propaganda documentary stuff, she would have been squicked about it.
Admitting to weighing 500 elbees and paying $1000 each month, to lose ONE POUND a month? I'll work that out for you, Fatty.... That's TWELVE POUNDS lost in ONE YEAR at a cost of $12,000+ Bitch, just buy some laxatives and save all that money.
You'll put on 12+ elbees when My Gorlfriend sneaks back to NY for Christmas, anyway.
Or just admit Uncle Beetus has arrived from Portugal.
From the very beginning of her My Gorlfriend, Wipey, moving in, my friend, yes. Because she has no personality, she adopts the traits of the caretaker she has. Krystle: very little accent, even the regional Eastern seaboard or the greater Ballmore area (and those of you from that area or who have lived in it know what I'm talking about). Density and Becky, both hicks: Southern, or whatever that butchering of the accent she did was. Wipey: AAVE, lower tonals, vocal fry. We've heard the first two from her My Gorlfriend, Wipey's, background chatter. The only thing we're missing in the third, but only because we dont hear anything extended from her, really. However, in one of those "we bought xyz" vids, Hamber is seeking approval, and asks "Do you like it baybee?" and you can hear the fry coming in at the back of the response. I'm betting her My Gorlfriend, Wipey, has a good case of lazy fry going on, so of course, Fat Ham has adopted it.
If only. Imagine her having to not talk or cry or screech at the animals, or cackle like some delusional actor auditioning for a role as a witch. Knowingher, she'd try another round of ASMR, tapping variety, punching out video narrative from her keyboard.
She literally weighs more than your average male silverback gorilla . Literally. I’ve seen a silverback in person and it was YUGE!!!
Just trying to wrap my head around the fact that a human being can be physically larger than said primate is fucking mind blowing.
Even more jarring when you realize she's only 5 foot 1. If she weren't Amber she would legitimately be a dainty gorl. At that height, obesity starts at 160 pounds. At that height, a healthy woman can weigh under 100 pounds. A 500 pound 6 foot tall man is huge. A 500 pound short woman is a circle.
Even more jarring when you realize she's only 5 foot 1. If she weren't Amber she would legitimately be a dainty gorl. At that height, obesity starts at 160 pounds. At that height, a healthy woman can weigh under 100 pounds. A 500 pound 6 foot tall man is huge. A 500 pound short woman is a circle.
She is 5' 3" but at her weight, does it really matter? If you look at the TDEE of a sedentary 5' 3" 31-year-old woman weighing 141 pounds (BMI of 25), this woman would need between 1,588 and 1,820 calories to maintain her weight. Thus, her 1,700 calories diet that she has been on for a few weeks is absolutely rubbish. If indeed, she was on 1,700 calories as she said, she would be losing tons of weight. It is obvious that she was not, probably closer than 4,000 calories a day.
Amber said many times that she needs to eat more because she is "a big girl". This is patently false if she wants to lose weight. She needs to eat more than a 200-pound woman if she wants to keep her present weight. The few pounds she will lose on Ozempic will be quickly gained back as soon as she quit the medication.
Even more jarring when you realize she's only 5 foot 1. If she weren't Amber she would legitimately be a dainty gorl. At that height, obesity starts at 160 pounds. At that height, a healthy woman can weigh under 100 pounds. A 500 pound 6 foot tall man is huge. A 500 pound short woman is a circle.
My theory is she wrapped the cord from the blinds around her little brother's neck on purpose and then acted like she saved him so she could be a hero and not fat. Speculating of course, but it totally seems like something she would do.
This take I actually really agree with. Kids do stuff like this all the time (though most instances are a lot more innocent than putting the brother in a deathly situation) to obtain praise as a learned behavior. Considering their methhead parents I'd say it doubled as a cry for attention (any attention, positive or negative) and also a low ditch effort to get some kind of praise ("you saved your brother! you're a hero amberlynn!")
That's of course if you believe it ever happened in the first place.
Unrelated but if Amber's wearing 6X panties (63 inches per googling,) and she's 5'3 thats literally as big around as she is tall. I'm a short lady, I wouldn't be able to wrap myself head to toe around her girth if someone paid me a million dollars to do so just because it would be impossible, physically. Let alone the fact I would die from the stench entering the room to do it.
. Literally. I’ve seen a silverback in person and it was YUGE!!!
