Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

Here we are.

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Twice in 15 years? You've now fallen twice in the past fucking YEAR. Toss in a fall on the outside stairs at Eric & Ricky's - the infamous phone going skeet skeet skeet video. That's three, recently, bitch. Don't try to gaslight us.

ETA: Oh yeah, and the fall in the shower in the Destiny era, and wasn't there a fall in the shower at Eric & Ricky's as well?

Yes, I mentioned the fall in the shower during the Dusty era. She sat naked on the floor screaming for Dusty to help her up and it took about 20-30 mins for her to get enough energy to lift herself with Dusty's help, of course. This was when she was almost 400.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Spraining is absolutely something that happens to a lot of people, but she’s claiming the ligaments are torn.

There is no way to know this without an MRI.

It is true that partially torn ligaments can heal themselves (again can’t know they’re partially torn without MRI) but this process can take literal months, especially if this ankle has to share the load of 500lbs.

The person in one of the screenshots about is right that the pressure she exerts daily on her ligaments is so high and the same on her cartilage. Osteoarthritis is a matter of when not if.

 

[giga melt]

"I was wearing clothes I don't wear in public except when I go outside into public."



Love how you can tell which messages she sends herself.

Maybe she fell right on her fat gut and bounced back onto her (super balanced uninjured) foot. Makes sense!

So you ya'll think she can actually prop her elephantitis leg up on pillows to elevate it or does the lymph soak into them too fast and collapse the whole structure.

 

[Radical Sloth]

weight gain, losing mobility, & relationship update | part 1​

8/22/22​

Looking like Honey Boo Boo in that thumbnail, gorl.

Spoiler: Archive

 

[thejackal]

Spraining is absolutely something that happens to a lot of people, but she’s claiming the ligaments are torn.

There is no way to know this without an MRI.

It is true that partially torn ligaments can heal themselves (again can’t know they’re partially torn without MRI) but this process can take literal months, especially if this ankle has to share the load of 500lbs.

The person in one of the screenshots about is right that the pressure she exerts daily on her ligaments is so high and the same on her cartilage. Osteoarthritis is a matter of when not if.

This is mostly correct and we had a kiwi (sorry kiwi I forget your post) explain Amber's ER ramblings that with a diagnostic test you can at least get a pretty good sense if the ligaments are partially or completely torn. A "sprain" is just a partially torn ligament and one that the body will heal quite well (probably not a deathfat's tho) on its own.

A rupture or complete tear, where it's literally ripped into two pieces usually requires imaging to confirm (although a diagnostic test will usually diagnose it as well) and will not usually heal on its own without a surgical intervention.

It doesn't really matter however if it's a partial or complete tear. Amber is fucked. She's been fucked she just didn't know it or pretended she wasn't prior. The housebound era, although terribly boring, led to this and now it will exacerbate and cement it. Amber has long ago lost the ability to safely be mobile.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

There was also the time slipped and fell from stepping on one of Twinkie's "dogfoods" with her baby soft feet. Becky said she went BOOM!

 

[Angry Nipple]

Spoiler: Archive

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WHAT. THE. FUCK? I watched this on 2x speed and it was still excruciating (inscruciating) to sit through. And the majority of the bullshit she answers here, she already answered on Instagram. Also, Twanky Store looks fat as fuck here. But good to know they’re still in their honeymoon phase and she can lecture us about being “truly happy.” If that’s what true happiness looks like, I don’t want it. Lastly, WASH YOUR FUCKING HAIR, HAMMY.

This is mostly correct and we had a kiwi (sorry kiwi I forget your post) explain Amber's ER ramblings that with a diagnostic test you can at least get a pretty good sense if the ligaments are partially or completely torn. A "sprain" is just a partially torn ligament and one that the body will heal quite well (probably not a deathfat's tho) on its own.

Right. Someone actually sent her a message after that saying they had to have surgery to fix theirs, I just didn’t post it. Of course, Hammy can’t outright admit she was wrong about something, so she just pretended she already knew that.

 

[triangle triangle]

I would pay good money to see Big Al fall. Imagine if you happened to be driving past as it happened. That would be a truly blessed day.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Wait, I always pictured they had a ground floor apartment but they have a balcony? Imagine being in the apartment's elevator with this stench machine.

Imagine being in the apartment below her hearing her stomp around like an elephant, and thinking an earthquake is going through when she falls down.

(We all know you don't use the stairs Amberlynn even with your shitty fake video of you walking around them barefoot.)

Maybe it's some sort of porch situation type deal? I hope i'm not leading people down the garden path with this one. I'll see if I can find the video.....

edit: OK she mentions her balcony in one of her gay ass Insta Q&As a few posts back. I'm in the clear!!

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

if she stands and try to balance her body on one leg, will her body make the sounds a heavy container ship straining against high tides during a Strom sounds?

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

And the majority of the bullshit she answers here, she already answered on Instagram

Agreed, except for one notable exception: she responds to a question about struggles she faces as an adult due to her childhood by taking the opportunity to account for any inconsistencies in her stories as having “memory issues” stemming from childhood trauma. So people are always accusing her of lying but it’s just trauma you guyzzz.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Every time she says MG, W, Jade Francis of New York, currently hiding in Lexington, Kentucky, is thin?

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Amberlynn is afraid of relatively clean, public pools but could whale dive into Toxic Shock Lake, not changing her wet clothes. Everytime they visited it, the gaycare got sick. They would always go to the bad inlet of Lake Cumberland where the geese poop, people would throw trash, also wastewater and industrial run off polluted the lake for a time. She just doesn't want to exercise if given the opportunity.

Victim "Ramblin" Lynn thinks she's can outplay the haydurs with muh mentalz and strong lezbeanz narrative.

 

[ADHD]

Here we are.

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Twice in 15 years? You've now fallen twice in the past fucking YEAR. Toss in a fall on the outside stairs at Eric & Ricky's - the infamous phone going skeet skeet skeet video. That's three, recently, bitch. Don't try to gaslight us.

ETA: Oh yeah, and the fall in the shower in the Destiny era, and wasn't there a fall in the shower at Eric & Ricky's as well?

There was also the time slipped and fell from stepping on one of Twinkie's "dogfoods" with her baby soft feet. Becky said she went BOOM!

Yup, "i fell..... twice", posted September 25, 2018 (original discussion thread located here):

 

[StickyClits]

I’ve been seeing this floating around the Amberverse for a while, but haven’t seen it posted here yet. It’s a diagram listing all of Amber’s [self] diagnosed ailments over the past decade. Apologies for the fuzziness: it’s a screen grab from a YT video (Callie).

It looks like it already needs some updating, as it’s missing:
- aphantasia
- synesthesia
- OCPD (she has mentioned being diagnosed with bolth OCD and OCPD)
- multiple SEVERELY torn ligaments
- night terrors
- dental abscesses resulting in tooth extractions
- ASMR

Also, I may be misremembering, but I swear I saw a Facebook post from her during the Casey era complaining once of a shrimp allergy. (And of course, also missing that she’s death[star] fat - that’s no moon.. )

You forgot OBCD

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Fatty claims to be miserable and down because she's frustrated after falling and ruining all her hard work. She's been actively losing weight and building up her stamina and now she's forced to be bedbound.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE CLAIMING TO BE SO MISERABLE LOOKING SO HAPPY

It's as if Fatty loves being bedbound, having to stay in the sty, Wipey passing and fetching her everything, not having to wash, no more midnight walks, an excuse to over-eat because of her frustrations.... Fatty is as happy as a pig in shit.

Lucky that Fatty FELL when she did, or even Wipey might have realized her beloved is exactly the same as one year ago, just less clean and not bothering with make-up and clean clothes.

Compare miserable Amber in this video against happy Amber from the last few months - and tell me which video she looks happier in.

Fatty really is living her best life right now.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Right. Someone actually sent her a message after that saying they had to have surgery to fix theirs, I just didn’t post it. Of course, Hammy can’t outright admit she was wrong about something, so she just pretended she already knew that.

While a complete tear requires surgery to correct, they only correct them if your lifestyle would make it a risk if not corrected. I have a compete tear on one of my ankles and the orthopedic surgeon that did the surgery to secure the accompanying fracture of the navicular bone did not reconnect the ATL. He claimed it really wasn't needed unless I was very active sports player or ballet dancer...needless to say I'm not. Unlike incomplete ligament tears than can hurt like hell, complete tears do not hurt because there is no pressure on the torn sections of ligament, rather it is like when a rubber band breaks as the broken sections just retract back with no pressure on them. In Amber's case they don't even need to do an MRI to determine the damage because her BMI would be far too high for an orthopedic surgeon to bother fixing even if she could afford the surgery. If the ER drs were actually concerned about her they never would have sent her home without doing something to immobilise her ankle. As a last resort after they realised she'd sized out of crutches, cam boot, and knee scooter, they could have cast her lower leg. While that would have been a nightmare, if she needed it immobilised they would have done so. Notice they also didn't offer her bariatric wheelchair hire, which they could have helped organise if they believed she needed to be non-weightbearing. This is just another case of Amber playing poor little me for attention. No doubt she carried on like a pork chop at the ER, and they humoured her with offers of aides and why she couldn't use them before sending her home. Amber wants to play up to being bed bound right now, but she's actually not.

 

[Hamberger Helper.]

Amberlynn is afraid of relatively clean, public pools but could whale dive into Toxic Shock Lake, not changing her wet clothes. Everytime they visited it, the gaycare got sick. They would always go to the bad inlet of Lake Cumberland where the geese poop, people would throw trash, also wastewater and industrial run off polluted the lake for a time. She just doesn't want to exercise if given the opportunity.

Victim "Ramblin" Lynn thinks she's can outplay the haydurs with muh mentalz and strong lezbeanz narrative.

That is so fucking rancid. I can only assume that Hammy and everyone around her must be actually retarded.
Retards of a feather swim in sewage together I suppose.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Seeing as Her Royal Fatness has used her extensive medical knowledge to take it upon herself to be bedbound for the foreseeable future, I wonder if her hero, Methmom, will turn up to help take care of her beloved daughter?
NOPE.

If Fatty is forced to, she will say that Methmom wanted to visit but was -
i) busy with work - working on mens dicks for drug money
ii) she told her not to because Jade is taking such good care of her - even though Jade is a workaholic who has 3 jobs and 2 active court cases

Bitch, no one gives a shit about you, which is why you need to lose the weight. At least then you can take care of yourself, you 600 pound fucking burden. Otherwise, when Jade goes skeet, skeet. skeet back to NYC, you'll be in a fucking care home, just like when you were 7, 10, 12, 13, whatever story you're making up this time.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber is clearly trying to change the narrative on her “Weight Loss Journey” ™.

She cannot go to a public pool because she says they are unsanitary. In reality, it is mostly because she does not want to be seen in one.

She blames all her lies, her gluttony, her sleep pattern, and her mentalz™ on her traumatic childhood. Therefore, there is nothing she can do about it. She could see a bonify therapist, but this is crazy talk.

She is still harping on the 100 pounds weight loss. She wants to celebrate it as it is an accomplishment. I think she is done with the weight loss and does not want to talk about it anymore.