Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Aside from how nasty that shit is/was.
I see her entire lack of hygiene as not only a result of her laziness but also an aspect of her ego. She didn't care that she stunk, she didn't care about leaving fluids everywhere in somebody else's home (which it was, no matter how many times she said ''our house'').

It's the same issue when she got in that swimming pool, no consideration - just letting all her filth stagnate in a pool that everyone else was using.
It's human decency Hambo, don't make others suffer because you think you're entitled to throw your stench around willy nilly.

It makes you wonder how much chlorine the gaycare went through trying to clean the pool after Fat Al got done marinating.

 

[Xenomorph]

"Certain" germs, she prolly means AIDS. I can see Amber being one of those people.
Meanwhile Cellulitis Queen 2014-2022

 

[Fat White Lump]

Although slightly insufferable, this boss bitch Amber is one of my favorite personas. The spectacle of this cluster B nightmare of a person going off on instagram and thinking she's really done something is great.

 

[Frau Totenkinder]

"Certain" germs, she prolly means AIDS. I can see Amber being one of those people.
Meanwhile Cellulitis Queen 2014-2022

don't forget her athletes feet. She's one of the reasons why I wear shoes around the pool and shower area.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

They don’t give you tests a smaller person would get because most facilities don’t have the fucking equipment to, you whale. Go to a zoo to get tests or lose some goddamned weight.

I'm a little late, but I want to clarify for anyone who still believes this is a possibility that the vast majority of zoos do not have special MRI machines that can be used to obtain imaging for fat fucks who "don't fit" in those designed for humans. All of the claims you read on the internet of some fat bitch having to go to a zoo or horse racing stable to get an MRI are pure bullshit. In this post, I will outline some of the reasons why, although others have previously done a better job of writing about it in this very thread.

1. An MRI machine, even an entry level, 1.5 T model, costs upwards of $300,000. There are also very specific structural requirements for buildings housing an MRI machine, necessitating extensive site planning and preparation. Older buildings may require significant renovations in order to be suitable, and at a minimum, the machine and magnet require hundreds of square feet of space. The vast majority of zoos, aside from the handful of really famous ones we all know about, don't have the budget or the space to install a dedicated animal MRI, and even if they did...

2. Economics does not work this way. Nobody is designing a specialized giant MRI instrument that can accommodate a hippopotamus, because there simply isn't demand for such a thing. There are very few facilities that would ever be in a position to buy such a thing, and even if anyone did want one...

3. The laws of physics do not work this way. A hypothetical "zoo animal MRI" wouldn't work any better for fat fucks than the machines available to hospitals. I'm not going to sperg about how an MRI actually works (right now), but trust me when I say that there is absolutely no machine on the planet that can provide useful diagnostic images of fat lards like Amber. In short, the size of the bore - the hole you stick the patient in to obtain the image - is important. Those "open" MRI machines that some hospitals offer to fatasses and claustrophobic patients simply do not provide the same image quality as their traditional MRI counterparts. Yes, for most applications, the small loss of resolution isn't a big deal, but even if it works for most patients...

4. Bariatric medicine does not work this way. Having a layer of fat a foot and a half thick around anything that might be of interest to a radiologist is not really a recipe for a high quality image. Regardless of imaging modality, the fatter the patient, the worse the quality of the image, and at some point, it's nearly impossible to acquire a diagnostically useful image at all. There is no area of medicine that is not made more difficult by obesity. The human body is just not meant to be completely encased in 350 pounds of adipose tissue. Captive animals, even big ones like elephants, don't get supermorbidly obese, so a hypothetical large animal MRI wouldn't have this issue.




In conclusion, it's far more common for animals to be brought to a hospital, especially a research hospital affiliated with a university for an MRI than the other way around. It usually happens after hours.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I find it amusing that Amber:

- walks around her building barefoot with ‘athletes feet’
- admits to sores on her legs and arms that she constantly picks at and reopens
- CONSTANTLY has cellulitis (let’s be real; it likely never completely goes away for there to be so many episodes)
- goes to bed wearing clothing she’s worn outside the day prior/wears clothing for multiple days
- swims in her street clothes
- is constantly covered in pet fur and dandruff
- always has greasy hair (and has admitted to going 2 months between hair washes)
- regularly gets ‘norovirus’ (caused by poor hand washing and hygiene)

Yet it’s potential germs from OTHER PEOPLE that are her concern. There are homeless people cleaner than her. I’m sure that the other residents of the ‘luxery’ apartment aren’t an issue.

 

[Angry Nipple]

Well, the farms was down but Hamhock gave me plenty to read.


Get you a girl who talks about you the way Amber talks about Jade. Lmao. She suddenly remembered there’s supposed to be an ex between Becky and Jade but… didn’t she just celebrate an anniversary with MG,W?


Items at stores have been handled and fondled by people like you, you fool. Also, spoken like someone who has never worked in a store, truly.


Well thank god Hammy can’t have kids because they can be very disrespectful and you can’t just be a cunt to your own kid… or you shouldn’t, anyway.


This green on green is retarded. “You fools” lmao. Joke’s on her, I’ve not watched a reaction channel in quite some time. I’ve been getting all of my info from this clown.


Yes, did you tell them the extent of your issue? Did they tell you to see an OBGYN?


Seethe.


You’re still not, though. You’re Amber Lynn Reid.


What the fuck is this supposed to mean? If it was the other way around? What, if Becky needed to see a doctor and you ignored her for a bit? You absolutely did. In fact, you encouraged her to take medicine that made her absolutely loopy. Also, you can’t fucking drive, you cow. You can’t take anyone to get help, not even yourself!


Cry moar.


Because you quite literally always have something wrong with you.


I wish you’d be silenced. Again, maybe if you were, you’d be more likable. Bring back the cringey Ham from the Krystle days. At least you were quiet and pretended to be shy.


Sneed.


Oh, how the mighty have fallen. She’s so worried about people taking “Becky’s side” over hers. Lmao.





Get off the internet. Go touch grass. But you can’t and you won’t, so continue coping and seething.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Sharing your “experience” doesn’t mean you can make up shit and pretend it’s true, and being called out on your lies does not make you a victim.

Basically saying she can’t be wrong because it’s “my truth” and it’s such a cop out.

What a dunce. The world is always against her!

 

[giga melt]

Wait what about Amber's username is offensive to people with what disorder...?

Anyway.

Watching her shriek about Becky's statement is hilarious. As soon as her falling story didn't make people stop talking about her slandering Becky I knew she would probably chimp out soon.

Becky speaking up at the perfect moment imo Amber won't be off this topic for a while I bet. I hope there'll be a juicy slap fight where one or both of them spill something heinous from their relationship.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I find it hard to believe a doctor, any doctor, would say "you just have a uti" if you have been bleeding out your "period hole" for years. Maybe Amber is too stupid to realize those are two different holes.

Go watch her stupid I have cancer video, she says over and over in that video "I should have got it checked out. I knew something was wrong." Was Becky suppose to carry her to the doctor? Everyone knows Amber doesn't do anything Amber doesn't want to do. She hadn't been with Becky for over a year and still hasn't gone back to be checked and see if the so-called cancer is gone, but yep it's totally all Becky's fault. God I seriously hate this bitch.

 

[Angry Nipple]

Quick! While the farms is back up! More Q&A bs.

I find it hard to believe a doctor, any doctor, would say "you just have a uti" if you have been bleeding out your "period hole" for years. Maybe Amber is too stupid to realize those are two different holes.

Go watch her stupid I have cancer video, she says over and over in that video "I should have got it checked out. I knew something was wrong." Was Becky suppose to carry her to the doctor? Everyone knows Amber doesn't do anything Amber doesn't want to do. She hadn't been with Becky for over a year and still hasn't gone back to be checked and see if the so-called cancer is gone, but yep it's totally all Becky's fault. God I seriously hate this bitch.

Lol she’s very descriptive here. “Haunting” night.
I, too, find it very hard to believe she told them she had been bleeding out of her “period hole” for that long and they didn’t take her seriously. But she’s still swearing they didn’t. They probably told her to see an OBGYN, and she thinks they should have been able to diagnose her/fix the problem instead, thus, “not taking her seriously.”

Edit: I accidentally hit reply before I added any screenshots so I’ll be doing that now.


When has she ever kept her mouth shut?


Lmao @ that question.


I rolled my eyes so hard, I gagged on them.


Again, when has she ever done this?


Right, everyone should simply give you ass pats and kneel at your ankle balls while you spew ignorance and vitriol.


Right, and people can react however they want.


Whiplash. Pick a fucking lane, Albert, my god. Or just… simply stop overreacting.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

A bit of a timeline (as per Amber’s claims in her videos), regarding her reproductive problems (in a spoiler as it’s not short):

Spoiler

Okay, in early 2020, Amber posted a 127 reasons to lose weight video. At around the 24-25ish minute mark (give or take), Amber describes her irregular periods where she goes months and months without one, then bleeds for a day, stops for a day, etc. On her Lexington eat-cation of 2019, Amber mentions “just starting her period” when vlogging in the hotel bathroom. (Also makes you think about why she insisted Becky be super nice and strip the bedding before housekeeping could do it - but no need to go THERE). There is an older video where Amber talks about getting heavy bouts during her period where no sanitary product can contain the flow, forcing her to stand in the shower to drain. She has described irregularities for years, and seemed aware this wasn’t normal, as she would tell her audience for pity points, or maybe just for vlog content. Also, no mention of daily constant bleeding for years.

Right after the cancer diagnosis, Amber started the story of 2 years of constant bleeding. She mentioned that doctors would ask about her period, and she would always say “I just started it” to avoid them asking her any more questions about it. She implied not caring about her gynaecological problems, referring to her vagina as a ‘period hole’. Doctors can’t read minds when patients lie to them about signs and symptoms they’re experiencing. NO DOCTOR (no matter where she found them) would chalk her bleeding up to a UTI, if she told them exactly what she’d been telling us.

And just common sense here: Amber was 26 (and a half) when her uterus nobly committed seppuku. I believe the average age for girls to start their period is about 12. By 14, most girls have not only had it, but have also started developing their own unique and regular cycle (the volume shed, where their light/heavy/skip days fall during that week, etc). She had A DECADE of personal experience to know whether this was ‘normal’ or not. And a decade of friggin’ tampon and pad advertisements! Holy shit they never stop! And I mean, I’ve personally never caught an ad for portable tarps or special buckets for when a pad isn’t enough and you need to free bleed into something to ‘drain’. There is no media which normalizes THAT. If someone is experiencing that, they should at least have an appointment with their GP and get a professional opinion on how to proceed.

Amby, either you were lying for attention then, you’re lying for attention now, or a bit of bolth. Or, you are so PROFOUNDLY intellectually challenged that you need to be appointed a guardian, because you are incapable of caring for or advocating for yourself in the most basic of ways. No spin of this will make you look good.

And since I’ve already done this long and autistic rant, I might as well go “whole hog” (heh) and add the context of the night where Amber turned that house into the elevator scene from ‘The Shining’, along with a timeline:

(It’s also in a spoiler to keep from annoying folks who DGAF, but Amber saying ‘she didn’t want to take me’ with no background is paltering at its finest)

Spoiler

MID 2019 TO EARLY 2020

A year of dramatics: Amber vlogged of her fear of having what had to have been a hernia - when it turned out she had cellulitis in her belly button. Amber didn’t like the Dx and made Becky take her to another ER in a different town for another opinion.

Becky went to a family reunion where Amber decided to stay home, and then Amber spent 2 days filming herself moping around, gorging, and trying to make herself sick. Immediately on Becky’s return, she had Becky pack the car and take her on that eat-cation in Lexington.

After that there were multiple cellulitis bouts, multiple UTIs where Amber admitted she would hold in her pee (actively sabotaging treatment). Then Amber developed the WORST TONSILLITIS EVER.

Oh yeah, and Becky was so fucking zonked out during this time dealing with actual serious medical conditions, she looked like a slightly fresher corpse from ‘The Walking Dead’ while doing all of this shit for Amber.

SPRING 2020

Amber’s new obsession became her eye twitch - which she was positive ... was brain cancer. Becky took her to the ER, and the ER doctor said (paraphrasing), “Ma’am, this is the ER. Take your twitchy eyelid to a fucking eye doctor!” Becky took her to a (hopefully NON fucking - as this was horrifying enough) eye doctor, and the eye doctor said “Yes, your medications can cause this - talk to your psychiatrist to adjust your meds to stop the twitch”. Amber decided this was dispeckful, as two doctors had told her two different things. And how she’d get a third, fourth, or fifth opinion to deal with this crisis - then never mentioned her “full-eyelid convulsions” ever again.

MAY 2020

Mother’s Day and Becky went to visit her mom (as Norma had metastasized stage 4 cancer and was at end of life). Norma lived 1.5 hours away, according to Amber’s statements in her videos. Amber filmed herself alone and depressed, eating as much as she could to try to get sick (including 18 candy bars - but they were “fun size”, so it was totally fine).

A couple of weeks later, Becky visited her mom again. Amber called Becky late at night, and asked Becky to drop everything and take her to the ER. This would have involved Becky driving 1.5 hours to pick Amber up, plus another half hour to get to the hospital. ANYONE would be hesitant. You are either “bleeding to death” and should TAKE AN AMBULANCE, or you’re not and this could wait until morning. Plus, would any rational person NOT wonder if this was just another hernia/brain cancer bullshit hysteria-situation-type-deal-molment?

Amber sealed the deal by sending Becky some photos. One was of chunks that resembled gelatinous goop from a dollar store can of dog food. And of course, the ‘bloody toilet’ pic where Amber cheekily showed off her upper intestinal poo snakes (no Amber, we could all tell they were little garbage shits from eating garbage food - you didn’t fool anyone).
Anyway, Becky left her mom and got Amber to the hospital in the early morning. She got a D&C and got sent home later that morning, but not before she and Becky got a message from the doctor. I don’t speak educated, professional, and compassionate doctor-ese, so I’ll have to paraphrase in autistic dumbfuck. He said something to the effect of:

“Um, YEAH, this COULD be cancer. And if you don’t quit it with this gluttonous lifestyle, they’ll be digging your double-wide plot REAL soon.” And I assume he next said, “And for Christ’s sake, we could all see that there was no paper in the bowl of that toilet pic. WIPE YOUR ASS AFTER YOU TAKE A SHIT!!!”

Or something like that. Amber claimed that she clapped after hearing this, so maybe she’ll clap again after reading this? I dunno.

Amber decided to move to Lexington. Becky packed up all of their shit, dumped Amber’s rejected hoard in multiple trips to (Goodwill? The dump? I don’t know). Becky (with Amber’s mom’s help) moved Amber and all the crap to the new apartment, unpacked and set up the apartment, and prepared it for Amber’s return from the hospital. Despite Amber’s mom being in town, she got the bye for this round, and Becky left the side of her mother’s death bed to stay with Amber in the hospital for the whole duration of her stay.

Shortly after Amber returned home, Becky’s mom died. Becky went to the funeral, but Amber stayed home, fearing what her ‘car swelling’ would do to her incision. She productively used the time to post thirst traps on Snapchat, and Q&A’s on IG while complaining of boredom.

Oh, and sat in the car and posted a classy video smugly talking about straight men loving lesbian porn, while Becky was in the shop trying to select Norma’s headstone.

Anyway, After her hysterectomy, her cancerous tissues were examined and determined to be stage 1B, grade 2. In other words, detected reasonably EARLY.

But, yeah, at first Becky didn’t even want to take her to the hospital.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

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Doctors don't "Assume", you fat idiot.
"They ran tests" then "automatically assumed". These statements contradict each other immensely. You run a test, it has results, you then have an answer. If you don't, you run more tests or get another professional involved who specialises in a very specific area of medicine.

There is STILL an element of personal responsibility here. YOU have to book and attend those specialist appointments. You have to book and attend those tests you're told to get done. If you don't, that's 100% on you. It's not the doctor's responsibility to chase a patient who is non-compliant and not at all interested in their own well being and let's face it, look at you. You don't give two shits about your own health but you definitely expect others to be.

This fat lazy cunt just didn't think it was a priority. What was a priority? Probably Uber Eats.

 

[Trees]

QUESTION:

You are experiencing a medical emergency. You are BLEEDING TO DEATH!!!! And you can't drive because of your mentals.

Do you

A) Call an ambulance

B) Call your partner who is 2 hours away visiting their dying mother, ask them why they don't love you enough to come home NOW!!!! and drive you, and send them photos of your real shit

For some the answer is obvious.

 

[Insulin reid]

Shes just raging on Instagram because shes got nothing better to do. My girlfriend has multiple jobs so amber is left to her own devices for most of the day. Shes taken so much melatonin nightly and is so worked up about becky and the haydurs going against her its not even working anymore. Shes awake, cant take out her frustration on wipey and cant stuff her face to make herself feel better so instead of talking to a therapist and being mature shes just raging like a teenager on social media.

The mood swings are going to get worse. She will slide back into attempting to use food as a coping mechanism and force herself to eat or its going to swing the other way and she wont rage/binge-eat but she will get upset at everything around her because salt is her only coping mechanism.
Im pretty interested to see what this multiple day tantrum causes for her because all these emotions have to go somewhere.

 

[Trees]

Im pretty interested to see what this multiple day tantrum causes for her because all these emotions have to go somewhere.

Somewhere in Lexington there's a bottle of apple whiskey waiting for her...

 

[Kate Moss]

She's lying. Doctors will ask if you're bleeding if your urine sample contains blood. They probably thought her UTI was bad or the sample was contaminated with vaginally blood.

She probably hit the ER for a UTI and told them each individual time she was bleeding. This is the problem when you use the ER as your point of access. No one carss about the big picture they just want you stable and out.

Edit: half my comment disappeared when I posted

 

[giga melt]

I've always thought Amber calling Becky about her giant period when her mom was dying was her screeching about it finally after months+years because she was jealous of Norma getting attention. Like she'd known about it the whole time, just picked then to start a tantrum so Becky couldn't be with her dying mother.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Bariatric medicine does not work this way. Having a layer of fat a foot and a half thick around anything that might be of interest to a radiologist is not really a recipe for a high quality image.

Having just had a complete arterial ultrasound on both legs yesterday, you are 110% percent correct. No fat issues here, but the results showed that all my arteries are fine (per the doc) but yeah, now he knows the exact veins he needs to ablate/treat that are fucked up.

The ultrasound tech was a master. But I casually mentioned losing over a 100 ellbees in a year and she was like it's so difficult to do this kind of specialty ultrasound with fat fucks--we just can't get the image quality we need for the doc to see where the real vascular problems are. And then silly ass bonus points for her asking me what I did to lose weight. I just laughed and told her.

But yeah, Hams is doomed in that regard by her own self-indulgence. MRI and ultrasound have come light years in imaging. But just like wrapping yourself in a lead shield, fat has the same effect of very diminished returns.

This is NOT a problem "skinny people" have Hamber. We get good diagnostic results. You? Yeah, you're fucked by your gluttonous fat.

In the immortal words of my hero, SpongeBob Squarepants, "Good luck with that!"

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Here’s my prediction for the next Amber-arc: litigation. It’s getting increasingly obvious that MG,W, the sue-happy sheboon from NYC has been filling Amber’s head with how badly the medical system has failed her. And Amber is such a personality-free zone she adopts whatever ideas she hears as her own. We may not hear about it in videos but I am betting all my puzzle pieces (and I have a lot) that there is one almighty grift about to take place in the background.

It’s ‘almost’* guaranteed to fail but I need this to happen. I hope she sues the sidewalk too.

*it should fail but Fat Jen got a compo for nearly killing an ambulance tech, fairness is skewed when you are so fat you can bend reality.