Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Imagine.....

Location: A court in Lexington
The suit: Reid, Amber Lynn v City of Lexington
The claim: Allegations of neglect and gross mismanagement, personal injury
The time: At some point in he proceedings
The scene: Hamber waddles up to the stand, is sworn, plants her fat shelf ass in the chair as well as she can; since the chair has arms, she ends up teetering on the edge of the chair

City Attorney (CA): Now, Ms. Reid. You were walking the night of August 16, on the sidewalk, correct? A circuit that you have walked previously and are familiar with?
Hamber: Correct.
CA: The sidewalk itself is solid. No cracks, or bumps, it's even. I think we can all agree on that, yes?
Hamber: (pause) Yee-ees.
CA: OK, so you're walking, at night, on the sidewalk, and in your video, you say you were distracted (exhibit A, clip of Hamber saying she was), correct?
Hamber: I wasn't distracted.
CA: So you lied about that point in your video?
Hamber: Well...
CA: That's fine. Now, you're walking at night, on the sidewalk. In your video, and in your discussion, you were wearing sneakers, half a size too large. You were wearing those shoes, correct?
Hamber: Yes, but I fell and tore my ligaments...
CA: Don't worry, we have a physiology expert to talk about that as well as how your weight affected your fall. Now, you're walking at night, on the sidewalk, in shoes too large, and you were vlogging at the time, correct? I mean, we do have the video, after all. (Chuckles)
Hamber: Yes, but I was looking down and then up sporadically....
CA: Good. Now, Ms. Reid, do you wear corrective lenses?
Hamber: Wear what?
CA: Glasses, or contacts.
Hamber: Yes, I do.
CA: Which is it?
Hamber: Glasses.
CA: In your video, and throughout these proceedings, you are not wearing them.
Hamber: No, they're...
CA: Excuse me, Ms. Reid, that was not a question. We can see that you were not. So, to sum up, you were walking, at night, on a sidewalk without defect, in shoes a half size too large, vlogging by recording yourself, without wearing your glasses. Is that correct?
Hamber (seething): NO.
CA: No? Which part of that is untrue? I remind you that you're under oath, and we have the videos available to view, in the event you require a bit of a refresh of your memory.
Hamber: My foot got caught and I fell and I was debiat..debelti...really hurt!
CA: I'll take that as the statement being true. Thank you further questions.

(Cut to Hamber, red faced, heavily breathing. Pan to jury, looking on, many with disgust.)

 

[Xenomorph]

Amazing brings a black into her life suddenly suehappylynn lmao you cant make this up

 

[Insulin reid]

I really dont know which one i want this to be more:
A: Actually Amber/Wifey, Jade Francis of New York/

Its probably her. Wipey would make the post for her acting as her so amber wouldnt have to type out some stupid bullshit. Amber isnt the best at explaineen and asking for things like an adult and wipey knows it would hurt her case.

or her lawyer actually trying to see if theres video of the fall to take it to court. If it was a lawyer I dont think they'd admit to being distracted, but Amber is that dumb, but it leads me to believe..

No lawyer would do this. Its dumb as fuck and nobody who passes the bar would pull the "just pretending to be retarded" card for a lawlsuit. Its either wipey or a troll.

B:Its a troll/reaction channel trying to see if it was recorded for release to the wild to mock her endlessly or to call out her lah that she didnt actually fall and through the phone on teh ground. Some words here that ALR does not use are Tendon, Divot, Sporadically, Abhorrent, caring about children in the area

Wipey would know the exact buzzwords to use in this situation. Amber would not. A troll would also totally go this far, and its a beautiful idea if it is just some rando on the internet. If there is a video catching ambers fall and it is given freely it would be a goldmine. I hope there's a montage with funny music in the background.

Amazing brings a black into her life suddenly suehappylynn lmao you cant make this up

A black. Singular. Lmao.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I really dont know which one i want this to be more:
A: Actually Amber/Wifey, Jade Francis of New York/ or her lawyer actually trying to see if theres video of the fall to take it to court. If it was a lawyer I dont think they'd admit to being distracted, but Amber is that dumb, but it leads me to believe..
B:Its a troll/reaction channel trying to see if it was recorded for release to the wild to mock her endlessly or to call out her lah that she didnt actually fall and through the phone on teh ground. Some words here that ALR does not use are Tendon, Divot, Sporadically, Abhorrent, caring about children in the area

She has used divot. And sporadically.....kinda. LOL.

Cued there, but the whole thing is worth a watch, as it's hilarious.

 

[giga melt]

I think for sure IF the post is by Amber/About Amber it was embellished by Jade to appeal to the crowdfunding normie facebook crowds even more than Amber's shitty demographic. So it makes sense if some words are a bit off from how Amber talks, IF it's from them.

 

[Angry Nipple]

I’m not going to bother to try catching up on the past ten pages of this boring bitch, so rate me late if you must but, did anyone happen to notice Hammy’s Tellonym (name) was hacked taken over by someone else? Here are some screenshots.









ETA: some are cropped because I was cropping out ads, not because they’re particularly interesting.

E2: thanks sitch for the info

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Not hacked. She gave up on it, and someone jumped in and took the name.

 

[Pirateporkchop]

Imagine.....

Location: A court in Lexington
The suit: Reid, Amber Lynn v City of Lexington
The claim: Allegations of neglect and gross mismanagement, personal injury
The time: At some point in he proceedings
The scene: Hamber waddles up to the stand, is sworn, plants her fat shelf ass in the chair as well as she can; since the chair has arms, she ends up teetering on the edge of the chair

City Attorney (CA): Now, Ms. Reid. You were walking the night of August 16, on the sidewalk, correct? A circuit that you have walked previously and are familiar with?
Hamber: Correct.
CA: The sidewalk itself is solid. No cracks, or bumps, it's even. I think we can all agree on that, yes?
Hamber: (pause) Yee-ees.
CA: OK, so you're walking, at night, on the sidewalk, and in your video, you say you were distracted (exhibit A, clip of Hamber saying she was), correct?
Hamber: I wasn't distracted.
CA: So you lied about that point in your video?
Hamber: Well...
CA: That's fine. Now, you're walking at night, on the sidewalk. In your video, and in your discussion, you were wearing sneakers, half a size too large. You were wearing those shoes, correct?
Hamber: Yes, but I fell and tore my ligaments...
CA: Don't worry, we have a physiology expert to talk about that as well as how your weight affected your fall. Now, you're walking at night, on the sidewalk, in shoes too large, and you were vlogging at the time, correct? I mean, we do have the video, after all. (Chuckles)
Hamber: Yes, but I was looking down and then up sporadically....
CA: Good. Now, Ms. Reid, do you wear corrective lenses?
Hamber: Wear what?
CA: Glasses, or contacts.
Hamber: Yes, I do.
CA: Which is it?
Hamber: Glasses.
CA: In your video, and throughout these proceedings, you are not wearing them.
Hamber: No, they're...
CA: Excuse me, Ms. Reid, that was not a question. We can see that you were not. So, to sum up, you were walking, at night, on a sidewalk without defect, in shoes a half size too large, vlogging by recording yourself, without wearing your glasses. Is that correct?
Hamber (seething): NO.
CA: No? Which part of that is untrue? I remind you that you're under oath, and we have the videos available to view, in the event you require a bit of a refresh of your memory.
Hamber: My foot got caught and I fell and I was debiat..debelti...really hurt!
CA: I'll take that as the statement being true. Thank you further questions.

(Cut to Hamber, red faced, heavily breathing. Pan to jury, looking on, many with disgust.)

Maw and disorder : special victeems unit

 

[Angry Nipple]

Not hacked. She gave up on it, and someone jumped in and took the name.

Well, that was bound to happen eventually with one of her accounts lmao. Entertaining, nonetheless.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Same with her twitter account. She deactivated it and then didn't go back within 30 days to reactivate it then deactivate it again, and someone took that, too.

 

[Angry Nipple]

Same with her twitter account. She deactivated it and then didn't go back within 30 days to reactivate it then deactivate it again, and someone took that, too.

I knew something genuinely entertaining was too good to be true.

 

[Pirateporkchop]

When did the video of her poop chute inspector pop up? There's been speculation that the whole sidewalk saga was due to My Girlfriend being out of town? Something about her being at a meet and conference with her ambulance chasing lawyer. Did that video come out recently....like say...around the time My Girlfriend got back to KY?

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

She has used divot. And sporadically.....kinda. LOL.

Cued there, but the whole thing is worth a watch, as it's hilarious.

It astounds me that she's in her 30s.

 

[M.T. Graves]

It astounds me that she's in her 30s.

That’s because her joints and organs are in their 70s.

 

[powdered toast]

When did the video of her poop chute inspector pop up? There's been speculation that the whole sidewalk saga was due to My Girlfriend being out of town? Something about her being at a meet and conference with her ambulance chasing lawyer. Did that video come out recently....like say...around the time My Girlfriend got back to KY?

I didn't think her meeting was till october acording to the legal eagles who are actually keeping up with the case. The video was interesting; Jade is wearing the same clothes as the first photo. Bonus with the video is that you can see (I'm alleging) Amber's hand in the reflection of the car window. Same clothes/scene means Amber continued to doxx Jade after she threw a giant fit about doxxing her. Then did it again. Lol.

Is this an attempt for sympathy for "having a stalker"? Just drama to drive traffic to Amber's yt? Was this revenge against Jade from an argument? Who here speaks narcissism and can translate?

 

[Nightlife Monster Truck]

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Even if she could find an attorney to represent her, she would have to prove damages, like lost income. Since she is continuing to post videos despite her busted ass fucking ankle, there is no lost income she can claim.

She would also have to prove that the county was negligent & that would be difficult to prove as well as she has already admitted she was wearing shoes that were a size too big AND she claimed they make her “an inch off the ground..”The fact that she was vlogging & not paying attention also works against her.

My prediction? No attorney will touch this. Try again MG Wipey.

Edit - grammar

God people! How many times do you have to be told? The correct medical term is "cankle"

And come to think about it - if it's a mashup of calf and ankle would a better term be calfkle?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I'm suprised Hamber didn't fake up a panic attack and maybe some "heart palputations" as a result of her ever so traumatic near decapitation of her dainty hoof. This came to me while listening to this, and laughing myself to tears remembering her bullshit about getting fired from quitting her "government job" because sitting all day long increased the potential for blood clots, swelleeen, and so on, so she could make YouTube job and....sit on her ass all day long, tossing snacky cakes down her piehole.

The eck-setra, eck-setra thing makes me want to stab my eardrums out with ann icepick.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Honestly, after finishing the Exceptional Haydurs thread Amber has become a non-cow to me. Those people are well tragic.

 

[Wonky Eye]

And come to think about it - if it's a mashup of calf and ankle would a better term be calfkle? View attachment 3673532

I can't remove from my brain that one post a kiwi made with pictures of liposuccions and stuff. The doctor said the ankles were cuffed or something.
Ankuffs ?

 

[StickyClits]

Waddling in the dark and fell and now wants to sue the city...for what exactly? There's evidence of Amber saying she wasnt paying attention so if a lawyer does take the case its only for the money ofc just to give Amber the runaround by saying a bunch of big, complicated words. Instead of assaulting that poor side walk she should've waddled her big sour ass to that shower