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She's achieved another one of those Deathfat Developmental Milestones!
Emphysema or something else out of the "Can't breathe"-category.
Emphysema or something else out of the "Can't breathe"-category.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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No prayers for you, sorry you godless heathen. Admitting you are agnostic, have zero relationship with God, then when times get tough you want him to bail your fat ass out of your own self-created hell?
Fuck off with that.
Fuck off with that.
dfranki723
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I'm not going to watch this one. The title and the comments I've skimmed through are enough.
All the ''praying for youuuu'' and ''you don't deserve this baaabe'' are fucking gross. All these health ''issues'' couldn't have happened to a nicer person. She is exactly the kind of cunt that deserves these problems.
They are all self-inflicted, every last one of them and she is a legitimately awful person through and through. I want to think she's paying for these comment bots because how the fuck are people still rooting for Fatty after years of showing herself to be a worthless human beaaaan.
Keep gaining Hambo, it's the only entertaining thing you're currently doing.
Pig tears are all your audience needs to give you arselicks apparently.
All the ''praying for youuuu'' and ''you don't deserve this baaabe'' are fucking gross. All these health ''issues'' couldn't have happened to a nicer person. She is exactly the kind of cunt that deserves these problems.
They are all self-inflicted, every last one of them and she is a legitimately awful person through and through. I want to think she's paying for these comment bots because how the fuck are people still rooting for Fatty after years of showing herself to be a worthless human beaaaan.
Keep gaining Hambo, it's the only entertaining thing you're currently doing.
Pig tears are all your audience needs to give you arselicks apparently.
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Here’s a Rarity being cute without you having to hear Amber’s voice
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Fancy way of saying "Felon?"
I dunno.
VirginMary
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Mark my words. I give the beast another year on this planet and then bye bye.
If the nodule is cancerous, she is dead.
If it's not the stress will cause her to binge even more, reach her famous 600 lb once again and you can only be the size of an apartment building for so long...
Do the farms have a betting function? I'm feeling lucky
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If the nodule is cancerous, she is dead.
If it's not the stress will cause her to binge even more, reach her famous 600 lb once again and you can only be the size of an apartment building for so long...
Do the farms have a betting function? I'm feeling lucky
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How is she going to make it Becky's fault this time?
Also stop name dropping Chantal, she fucking hates you lol.
Also stop name dropping Chantal, she fucking hates you lol.
Peachtea18
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Lung cancer arc incoming?
Nodule on the lung + the symptoms she has been experiencing, it's not looking good.
Nodule on the lung + the symptoms she has been experiencing, it's not looking good.
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She didn't say the size of the nodule and that's important. I've had one (7mm) for over 30 years. At first, they chest x-rayed every 6 months for 3 years. Didn't grow, benign, still the same size today. Doc said it's likely scarring from having Valley Fever which is common here in the desert southwest.
If it's small, they won't attempt to biopsy it. Can you imagine Ms. Terrified if they were going to biopsy? We'd never hear the end of it. What they will do is monitor to see if it grows. If it does grow, then it could be cancer. And we'll never hear the end of that, either.
But for now, she's all worked up and cryyeeen because SHE KNOWS something is wrong with her and DEMANDS the doctor find something!
The fluid build-up could be the flu, slight pneumonia or even Covid, but I doubt the two are actually related.
Thanks for listening to Dr. Slappy's TED talk.
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What a coincidence all these big shcawy things are happening to her now when her views are plummeting and we're coming up to Christmas. Indignation didn't work, preaching didn't work, mukbangs have lost their impact, reaction channels are the only ones that can make her snorefests tolerable and she no longer has the clout to bully them off the internet like she did with the plebbit subreddits. I'm delighted that dislikes are staying consistent though, she can buy all the positive comments she wants but the truth is plain to see that she's done fuck for a whole decade and only has FAT to show for it and a cunty personality. Better tighten your belt fatty, things are only going to get tougher as people tune out and the cost of living goes up and no, travelling freak shows aren't a thing anymore these days.
P.S: I'm betting this nodules arc is another fat load of nothing just like everything else before. Fatty's just desperately grasping for attention at this point but nothing is sticking to the wall.
P.S: I'm betting this nodules arc is another fat load of nothing just like everything else before. Fatty's just desperately grasping for attention at this point but nothing is sticking to the wall.
Turd Fergusson
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First, she was not admitted to the hospital. She was sent to the ER because of her symptoms. Does she know what admitted means?
Second, at this point, no one knows including Amber, if it is metastatic cancer or not. CT is good at sensitivity (can see small tumours), but not so good at specificity (telling what kind of tumour it is). For this, an MRI would be much better, but Amber preferred to eat herself to 500 pounds rather than lose weight to fit in the machine. Most lesions seen on an X-ray are not cancers but must be evaluated.
Third, regardless of whether it is cancer or not, she will be in a whole lot of hurt, both physically and financially. I think the Ozempic era is truly over.
Fourth, who is "Feline"? My bet is that it is Amber trying to misdirect her audience.
Second, at this point, no one knows including Amber, if it is metastatic cancer or not. CT is good at sensitivity (can see small tumours), but not so good at specificity (telling what kind of tumour it is). For this, an MRI would be much better, but Amber preferred to eat herself to 500 pounds rather than lose weight to fit in the machine. Most lesions seen on an X-ray are not cancers but must be evaluated.
Third, regardless of whether it is cancer or not, she will be in a whole lot of hurt, both physically and financially. I think the Ozempic era is truly over.
Fourth, who is "Feline"? My bet is that it is Amber trying to misdirect her audience.
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Oh. Now doctors are "heroes" instead of idiots who are dumber than 500 pounds of fat trash.
Whoops, no they're not. Back to being stupid again. #AdvocatingLynn
OTHER YOUTUBERS DON'T GET HATE FOR CLICKBAIT WHY DO I??????????
It's not fair you guise.
*expecially*
Whoops, no they're not. Back to being stupid again. #AdvocatingLynn
OTHER YOUTUBERS DON'T GET HATE FOR CLICKBAIT WHY DO I??????????
It's not fair you guise.
*expecially*
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We all know “Feline” is Jade, Amber.
This is a shitty smokescreen even by her standards.
This is a shitty smokescreen even by her standards.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thats all I got for this whale. Your body choose the slow suicide option, enjoy!
Thats all I got for this whale. Your body choose the slow suicide option, enjoy!
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''I decided, no, that's not what's wrong. I decided that.''
It's basically just accidentally that she isn't a munchie. If she weren't such a lard golem, it'd just be histrionics, but she happens to be so fat that there's necessarily always something wrong with her once you investigate a bit. If her win condition is correctly predicting that her body is failing, I wouldn't really call that being in tune with her body and self-advocacy bringing to light crazy medical happenings. I'd just call that successfully engineering a game in which you can't lose, except the prize is shitty and predictable- a painful existence and an early grave.
FAT!
It's basically just accidentally that she isn't a munchie. If she weren't such a lard golem, it'd just be histrionics, but she happens to be so fat that there's necessarily always something wrong with her once you investigate a bit. If her win condition is correctly predicting that her body is failing, I wouldn't really call that being in tune with her body and self-advocacy bringing to light crazy medical happenings. I'd just call that successfully engineering a game in which you can't lose, except the prize is shitty and predictable- a painful existence and an early grave.
FAT!
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As always Amber takes something and goes with it way too far. If the radiologist took 2 minutes to make sure her rolls were cleaned out they would have found that skinned bit of nugget stuck in her fold causing a shadow. CT Scans cannot tell the difference between a nuggy and cancer.
I wish her a speedy decline.
I wish her a speedy decline.
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God I called it the other day she is going to click bait cancer, what a cunt.
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It's very distracting trying to recap a video while a goblin is watching 'Nightmare Before Christmas' in your vicinity.
TL;DW/R: Fatty fats about haydurs who tell her not to do legos, haydurs calling her out on her clickbaiting, and haydurs who need to pray for her because she ‘le gasp’ has fluid in/around/on her lung and a nodule was found in a CT scan. Possible cancer-saga resurgence despite her gut feeling that she was completely cured with her uterus-yeet.
0:00 ‘Hey guise!’ Hey, AL. Back to this yet again. Whatever, I can roll. Got a mug of coffee, got a bottle of Barefoot Chardonnay (because fuck off, I ain’t fancy and don’t care as long as it’s moderately tasty and makes me a happy Diet Coke swiller), and we’re ready to rumble.
0:03 AL says today is a busy day for her. She feels super stressed, super overwhelmed, super fat, full of anxiety. Has her psychologist appointment which is ‘like therapy, but hardcore therapy’ which she’s not looking forward to. In other words, it’s not ‘validate me and gimme asspats!’ apparently, and that gives her teh anxietiez.
0:20 Oh, and she had her CT scan today (aka: day of filming). No wonder this sack of suet has her makeup (as sad as it is) actually done, attempting to hide the ‘beetus eyes and all. She says she likes to spend the whole day marinating in the fact that she has to do CT scans, because apparently they suck (dunno, never had the pleasure, can fit into MRIs without issue trollolololol) but she can’t right now because she has to marinate like a pork chop in a bag of sauce about the fact that she’s going to be crying in therapy as opposed to fake crying on YouTube about haydurs getting paid for speculative reactions and spreading the truth which she believes are fallacies. She can’t get paid for tears in therapy unlike faux tears on YouTube and that’s distressing.
0:40 So this was filmed on Friday. She’s Pouty McPoutPants because her CT scans won’t be available until Monday, and she NEEDS them now and she will speak with the manager and will have your job (sorry, been watching too many entitled Karen videos lately). But she says she’s feeling better at the moment of filming, but isn’t going to hold her breath. She shouldn’t anyway, given the reduced lung capacity from her supposed collapsed lung that doesn’t affect her oxygen absorption in any fashion whatsoever. She says that when this first started happening 3 weeks ago it just stopped for a week and then came back full force with extra little symptoms. So one week in late September/early October, then a week of nothing, then a week of suck early/mid October? Sure, Jan. Says she still has her cough (which I haven’t heard once during her films, and we know this wench ain’t editing anything that could support her bullshit out so…. Insert confused and yet nonchalant shrug right here, please and thank you), and her out of breath IT ISN’T A FUCKING MOLMENT.
1:30 Her doctor gave her ‘a little puff thing to see if it helps.’ A LITTLE PUFF THING. From DoctorLynn, Medicine Woman. A LITTLE PUFF THING. She intends to show us her LITTLE PUFF THING but doesn’t have her tripod because Ms. Neat-and-orderly can’t find things in her neat-and-orderly abode (maybe it’s buried in your pile of laundry in the bathroom, or some other random pile or box around your hovel). Gets out her inhaler… oh, excuse me, LITTLE PUFF THING and says she’s going to do her ‘little puffs’ with us. I think these puffs of inhalation are the only little thing about her (besides her brain capacity and tolerance for hunger pangs, that is). She says ‘this is for like inflammation of the lungs in case my lungs are really inflamed, I don’t know.’ But wait. I thought you can diagnose all and know more than medical professionals, AL. Make up your damned mind.
1:55 Puff puff, fuckwaffle. Of course, after a single inhalation, she smacks her lips, stares at it reproachfully, and states that she hates it. Probably because it doesn’t taste like orng chikn.
2:06 Turns it, does her second inhalation, and I am not fucking joking when I tell you that she fucking smacks her lips with her tongue and stares at it like it’s betrayed her for not being food and touching her lips. She’s fucking tasting it like it’s supposed to be candy and has the most befuddled look on her face when her brain doesn’t register sugar.
2:11 Then bitches about the fact that she has to stay hydrated. Brings in a plastic great value water bottle from off-screen. This brings back memories of her pouring a large bottle of water into smaller plastic bottles, and of the Coldest Water Bottle (RIP). Which is forever gone, it seems. Says she has to be hydrated for her CT scan apparently, and then bitches about how she’s absolutely drained.
2:25 It wouldn’t be a JFoNY:MGF,W saga AL video if she wasn’t bitching about her audience! States she just uploaded a video, and people ‘be complainin’ about me doing legos’. She whines that people have requested that she show the process behind her doing legos, and how it sucks that she does what’s requested in 40 second clips and people bitch about it. Heffalump here hasn’t figured out that you can’t please everyone, and there will always be people that complain, whether they’re being sincere or just trolling online. Simpers that she can’t win.
2:48 New chair on display with Rarity. At least it opens with her squealing at that precious kitty. Way to go, Rarity, shedding your gray fur all over those cushions! Good kitty. States ‘so we got some new chairs that, uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh, Felline put together’ which is probably all that jumped into her brain to ‘name’ Jade who was previously known as Alex as she was looking at her feline. There is my unsubstantiated claim.
2:56 Fuck me. Baby-talk at Rarity. At least it’s brief.
3:03 So she had her appointment with her psychiatrist (she says it went really good, so I guess it wasn’t waterworks-city like she was baiting it would be), who is about to give birth in 2 weeks. AL got emotional because of course, she’ll never give birth to her mini-me named Rarity Gray like she always wanted owing to (a) being a lesbian (which was never a consideration in her mind) and (b) having her uterus yeeted into the nearest biohazard dump in Kentucky. Preps herself to go to her CT scan, which means putting her greasy mop up in her poop bun.
And for some reason, this area where I paused it is absolutely… visually enthralling.
At least, it is to me, now that a glass of mommy shit-tier wine is down the hatch.
Anyway, she bitches that she really wanted to wear her hair down today, but oh fucking well.
3:40 New pain update - she has a weird, sharp pain on the bottom where her spine is. She mentions that the pain is traveling a little bit which is ScArY (aka: her collapsing spine, under massive amounts of weight, is shoving the lumpy remains of cartilage into her nerves and causing shooting pains down her hip and leg. Tell me I’m wrong). She just wants to feel better SNIFF SOB. Then she bitches about the huge number of medical appointments she’s got coming, but SHE’S ADVOCATING FOR HERSELF so we should all be fucking proud of her finally acting as an adult in one tiny fashion. Though we know what she means by advocating for herself - going and bitching about every twitch and twinge in her obese body to the ER and then to her doctor when she gets turned away for wasting time and resources.
4:06 Tone-shift - she’s smiley and excited for the fact that she has scheduled a lymphedema specialist. She’s ‘through the roof pumped for that.’ First appointment will be 1.5 hours long, and she’s excited to gain knowledge that she didn’t have prior to. Shuffles around, plucks dog-hair off her shirt, and then asks JFoNY:MGF,W that she’s nicknamed ‘Felline’ if she’s ready to go.
4:40 Shows us some features of the hospital she’s at, like the indoor waterfall and some ceiling art. Why? Because she’s gotta stretch this shit out, I guess. Because it was a few seconds of just that with her heavy breathing and thumping about and NOTHING ELSE.
4:53 ‘The next day’ placard. She says she just slept for 12 hours. She says ‘be forwarned, I know I’ve been emotional for like the last 100 videos of mine.’ She says she’s validated, then sniffles and goes on with the fact that she went to her CT scan and was nervous and sCaReD. She was expecting a different outcome, but when she was there ‘they’ noticed she was short of breath from walking (because FAT) and they automatically noticed something wrong with her lungs (because FAT) and called the radiologist immediately (because FAT). She waffles on about how it’s an amazing hospital because everything’s attached and she’s never seen a hospital like it. Probably unique because it doesn’t have an ER for back issues and an ER for the flu and an ER for vehicular accident victims and an ER for gunshot recipients.
6:07 States that ‘Felline’ aka JFoNY;MGF,W said ‘dang, this is bougie’ and AL states that she loves that hospital is awesome and she loves it. Whatever, don’t care, next bit of story, you twit.
6:25 Anyway, apparently they found liquid in her lungs. Or around her lungs. Because AL can’t keep her shit straight for 28 seconds. So with the fact that she’s showing symptoms, she was admitted to the ER. What’s cracking me up is that she shows off the EKG pad placement as if to prove something - except it is different than when she had them on in her car, so she’s proven that she placed that shit herself and sniffle-sobbed about shit in the video that featured them. She also has to show the IV placement. Gotta prove to us doubting haydurs that she was actually there! Continues to blather in her voiceover that she was filled with anxietiez and boo hoo hoo. Because there were tons of doctors and she was stuffed into a CT ‘circle’ and she wails about how you’re shoved into this ‘circle thing’ because holy shit, she’s the most articulate narrator of all time. AuthorLynn’s descriptive capacities are beyond reproach.
6:58 So all of a sudden, there were all these doctors and she was really sceeered and then she saw the ‘actual doctor’. Then she reveals that in her pudding brain, everyone who works in a hospital is a doctor and is a hero and she doesn’t know the actual titles of anyone who works in a hospital. So let’s pour one out for the data entry clerk in billing and the janitor in the ER. Ya’ll are doctors now. Get that well deserved pay raise.
7:23 Sniff, snort. Says once she talked to the actual doctor when she first got into the ER, things went downhill for sure. There was a lot of cancer talk. She gets all wobbly because the doctor mentioned that because she had cancer before, the fluid around her lungs could be an indicator of cancer. But I thought you knew in your heart of hearts that you were cured, AL! Why aren’t you getting indignant about how you know better than this medical professional and you diagnosed yourself clear, and you just have a collapsed lung from your falling over the tiny rut caused by the edger wielded by the landscapers around the Henry?
7:48 They wanted her to do another CT scan of her stomach, of her abdomen and her lung. She shows off where she got a pinprick from her blood draw, then states that she apologies if that’s gross but doesn’t care about how she looks right now and her makeup is from the day before. Because of course this disgusting hippo slept in her makeup like always.
8:19 So yeah, she had to get more CT scans. The same day within hours. She says this time her abdomen looked fine, areas of her stomach look fine, but they found a nodule in her lung - the same lung that has the fluid. And she’s getting all whimper and whiny like she’s going to cry again, stating that she’s trying not to cry because there’s a lot of cancer talk being thrown around by ‘high professionals’ (high on what, I wonder? Lolz) but it is reminding her a lot of her uterine cancer saga and she’s scared. I reiterate, didn’t she proclaim that she knew in her gut and/or heart that she was cancer free? Guess she who perfectly diagnoses herself with everything and is always right wasn’t so on the ball this time.
9:16 And she’s all getting red-faced again, because it’s like a replay of what happened before. She says ‘a lot of people have nodules on their lungs and don’t know’ which is, I guess, her way of saying ‘SkInNy PeOpLe GeT lUnG nOdUlEs ToO yOu GuIsE!!!’ But anyway, she’s saying they don’t have symptoms, but she’s had tons of symptoms and they’re worsening. Except apparently they went away for a whole week and then came back with ‘a little bit more’ as she stated earlier in the video.
9:40 She reminds us that she’s had cancer before, and now she has fluid ‘on (my) lung’ and that things have gone from going to the ER and them saying that it was a pulled muscle to now, when SHE DECIDED (emphasis with pointy sausage finger)
I mean, lookit this cunt.
9:58 Because she advocated for herself, now she’s getting cancer talk and shit. But she says it with a much more vindictive and cunty aire, stating ‘because I DECIDED that wasn’t it, because I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING MORE’ and fuck, I wanna punch her fat face in so badly. Thank goodness for alcohol. Nom. Cheap shit or not, enough of it numbs the pain of this sack of narcissism.
10:04 ‘By advocating for myself, I am figuring out every single day this is something deeper and something worse and this is scary and wah wah wah’ so she’s hoping it’s just an infection so she’s taking antibiotics.
10:31 ‘I’m not knocking doctors’ but she’s going to keep reiterating that they don’t know shit. Because she knows all. She blames it on them being busy and need to move on to the next patient. She says this one doctor who was very kind and knowledgeable managed to explain shit to her in the slow, deliberate fashion her little infantile brain-cells need. Never mind she’s been getting the same warnings from all her haydurs ever since her previous cancer arc. Guess this doctor’s cemented himself right alongside of the other doctor that told her she was going to die from FAT and she gave her a round of applause and was so pleased someone actually had the balls to say it, because she knew it to be true and was so happy to hear it stated aloud.
10:51 So he answered AL’s questions and Felline… which will be added in, so now it’ll be F/JFoNY:MGF,W’s questions. Anyway, she’s currently on antibiotics just in case it’s an infection.
11:10 So what does he say? The same shit every ER doctor has - that she needs to follow up with her primary care provider. She says she’s already got an appointment (probably the one she either made or was supposed to have made after her last ER visit). She’s SO ON TOP OF IT, GUISE. He told her she needs another CT scan of her lung except with better contrast so they can get a clear view of that nodule.
11:37 So I can’t tell if she’s terrified of cancer, being stuffed back into a CT donut, or both. She’s whimpering about how things have gone from pulled muscle to lung with fluid and new medical saga inbound.
11:51 Rarity comes over for scratches. AL whimpers that at least she has ‘this baby.’ Not ‘At least I have F/JFoNY:MGF,W’ or something along those lines. AL of course has to ruin the kitty moment by whimper/whining about how sweet Rarity is before bringing the camera fully back on her rotund frame.
12:07 What the… she just made a gagging face, then starts to laugh and grin. Says F/JFoNY:MGF,W, after AL said ‘at least I have all 3 of my babies’ added in ‘all 4.’ Because AL doesn’t include F/JFoNY:MGF,W into any consideration of the future lolz Anyway, other voice chuckles in the background, confirming that it’s still JFoNY:MGF,W because there’s no differentiation. Just a new name for her. Dunno why AL didn’t go back to Alex again. AL, just a word, new nicknames don’t convince anyone that you’ve got more than one lump of humanoid adipose tissue in your life. We know it’s the same lesbo.
12:23 She’s JuSt ScArEd. Says she’s an agnostic gal (gorl, damn it, keep your inflection/accent consistent for fuck’s sake) but she wants prayers. That translates to ‘I want clicks for YouTube sheckles and asspats, peons, get on it.’ She NEEDS them. She’s BEGGING for them. She DESIRES THEM, my preeeeeciouuuuuussssssssss. Then she waffles on about how when you’re dyeen you start to look to the Almighty even if you’re unsure if he actually exists. That was her in the hospital last night, the day she was gushing blood from her cootch, and that was desperation and fear and then she tries to turn on waterworks, failing miserably.
13:17 Oh, now we’ve got SnarkyCuntLynn. She grumpily growls out that she hopes the reactions are happy and they get some good clicks off of their reaction to this video, but ‘this is my fucking life and my job is to vlog it’ and her job is to monetize her life. Then she grumpily snarls about how people call her bullshit videos clickbait (because they are) and suggests they go to other channels. David Dobrick, Ethan Klein, and I can’t be assed to know if I spelled those right because who cares. Whines about how David has a merch line that has the balls she doesn’t because it loudly proclaims that it’s ‘clickbait’ (she should order a sweater and wear it… except it probably doesn’t come in XXXXXXXL), and how Ethan did a whole podcast about their best, most clickbaited video. 40K people watched it and she’s so fucking jealous her seething is oozing from my monitor. Because she does a little clickbait called ‘weigh in’ or ‘bad news’ or ‘cancer’ and she gets hate for that. OTHER YOUTUBERS CAN DOCUMENT THEIR CANCER EXPERIENCE OR ANY OTHER HEALTH RELATED EXPERIENCE AND THEY DON’T GET HER HAAAAAYYYYYYT.
14:40 Fuck, she’s still whining about this shit. Yeah, she’s painting herself as the biggest victim of boolyeeen on YouTube for clickbait lolz. She says ‘comparing makes sense’ and she’s not treated the same as other people. Then she goes off the rails she’s currently on with a sloppy chopped edit, grumbling about ‘who cares?’ and that it shouldn’t matter because it’s a video title. Because she’s getting called out for click baiting with absolute desperation. Oh, be angry, you vapid cunt. This is a lot more enjoyable than your prior videos. Thank you.
15:11 AL apologies for ranting, and says that Chantal’s not the only person to rage. She says that ‘in this community’ people have decided that sticking up for yourself means you’re raging. No, being a cunty pusspocket makes you raging, AL. Not defending yourself. It’s all about delivery, but of course, you wouldn’t understand that, as CuntRocket is your default personality.
15:35 Goes on about how she’s just overwhelmed from everything going on right now. She doesn’t know how to meditate, doesn’t have anything to calm her, ASMR doesn’t work anymore because her mind is constantly ‘tcha-tcha-tch’ with the ‘fucking lunatic’ finger-circle by her noggin. Guess that rampant sex you’re (not) having with F/JFoNY:MGF,W isn’t relaxing, huh? Lololuolololololololol
16:05 PwEeZ pWaY fO mE gUiSe lol no
16:08 ‘Alright, I’m gonna go now.’ And white placard of ‘Thanks for watching’ it is. Best outro ever. Keep this up.
0:03 AL says today is a busy day for her. She feels super stressed, super overwhelmed, super fat, full of anxiety. Has her psychologist appointment which is ‘like therapy, but hardcore therapy’ which she’s not looking forward to. In other words, it’s not ‘validate me and gimme asspats!’ apparently, and that gives her teh anxietiez.
0:20 Oh, and she had her CT scan today (aka: day of filming). No wonder this sack of suet has her makeup (as sad as it is) actually done, attempting to hide the ‘beetus eyes and all. She says she likes to spend the whole day marinating in the fact that she has to do CT scans, because apparently they suck (dunno, never had the pleasure, can fit into MRIs without issue trollolololol) but she can’t right now because she has to marinate like a pork chop in a bag of sauce about the fact that she’s going to be crying in therapy as opposed to fake crying on YouTube about haydurs getting paid for speculative reactions and spreading the truth which she believes are fallacies. She can’t get paid for tears in therapy unlike faux tears on YouTube and that’s distressing.
0:40 So this was filmed on Friday. She’s Pouty McPoutPants because her CT scans won’t be available until Monday, and she NEEDS them now and she will speak with the manager and will have your job (sorry, been watching too many entitled Karen videos lately). But she says she’s feeling better at the moment of filming, but isn’t going to hold her breath. She shouldn’t anyway, given the reduced lung capacity from her supposed collapsed lung that doesn’t affect her oxygen absorption in any fashion whatsoever. She says that when this first started happening 3 weeks ago it just stopped for a week and then came back full force with extra little symptoms. So one week in late September/early October, then a week of nothing, then a week of suck early/mid October? Sure, Jan. Says she still has her cough (which I haven’t heard once during her films, and we know this wench ain’t editing anything that could support her bullshit out so…. Insert confused and yet nonchalant shrug right here, please and thank you), and her out of breath IT ISN’T A FUCKING MOLMENT.
1:30 Her doctor gave her ‘a little puff thing to see if it helps.’ A LITTLE PUFF THING. From DoctorLynn, Medicine Woman. A LITTLE PUFF THING. She intends to show us her LITTLE PUFF THING but doesn’t have her tripod because Ms. Neat-and-orderly can’t find things in her neat-and-orderly abode (maybe it’s buried in your pile of laundry in the bathroom, or some other random pile or box around your hovel). Gets out her inhaler… oh, excuse me, LITTLE PUFF THING and says she’s going to do her ‘little puffs’ with us. I think these puffs of inhalation are the only little thing about her (besides her brain capacity and tolerance for hunger pangs, that is). She says ‘this is for like inflammation of the lungs in case my lungs are really inflamed, I don’t know.’ But wait. I thought you can diagnose all and know more than medical professionals, AL. Make up your damned mind.
1:55 Puff puff, fuckwaffle. Of course, after a single inhalation, she smacks her lips, stares at it reproachfully, and states that she hates it. Probably because it doesn’t taste like orng chikn.
2:06 Turns it, does her second inhalation, and I am not fucking joking when I tell you that she fucking smacks her lips with her tongue and stares at it like it’s betrayed her for not being food and touching her lips. She’s fucking tasting it like it’s supposed to be candy and has the most befuddled look on her face when her brain doesn’t register sugar.
2:11 Then bitches about the fact that she has to stay hydrated. Brings in a plastic great value water bottle from off-screen. This brings back memories of her pouring a large bottle of water into smaller plastic bottles, and of the Coldest Water Bottle (RIP). Which is forever gone, it seems. Says she has to be hydrated for her CT scan apparently, and then bitches about how she’s absolutely drained.
2:25 It wouldn’t be a JFoNY:MGF,W saga AL video if she wasn’t bitching about her audience! States she just uploaded a video, and people ‘be complainin’ about me doing legos’. She whines that people have requested that she show the process behind her doing legos, and how it sucks that she does what’s requested in 40 second clips and people bitch about it. Heffalump here hasn’t figured out that you can’t please everyone, and there will always be people that complain, whether they’re being sincere or just trolling online. Simpers that she can’t win.
2:48 New chair on display with Rarity. At least it opens with her squealing at that precious kitty. Way to go, Rarity, shedding your gray fur all over those cushions! Good kitty. States ‘so we got some new chairs that, uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh, Felline put together’ which is probably all that jumped into her brain to ‘name’ Jade who was previously known as Alex as she was looking at her feline. There is my unsubstantiated claim.
2:56 Fuck me. Baby-talk at Rarity. At least it’s brief.
3:03 So she had her appointment with her psychiatrist (she says it went really good, so I guess it wasn’t waterworks-city like she was baiting it would be), who is about to give birth in 2 weeks. AL got emotional because of course, she’ll never give birth to her mini-me named Rarity Gray like she always wanted owing to (a) being a lesbian (which was never a consideration in her mind) and (b) having her uterus yeeted into the nearest biohazard dump in Kentucky. Preps herself to go to her CT scan, which means putting her greasy mop up in her poop bun.
And for some reason, this area where I paused it is absolutely… visually enthralling.
At least, it is to me, now that a glass of mommy shit-tier wine is down the hatch.
Anyway, she bitches that she really wanted to wear her hair down today, but oh fucking well.
3:40 New pain update - she has a weird, sharp pain on the bottom where her spine is. She mentions that the pain is traveling a little bit which is ScArY (aka: her collapsing spine, under massive amounts of weight, is shoving the lumpy remains of cartilage into her nerves and causing shooting pains down her hip and leg. Tell me I’m wrong). She just wants to feel better SNIFF SOB. Then she bitches about the huge number of medical appointments she’s got coming, but SHE’S ADVOCATING FOR HERSELF so we should all be fucking proud of her finally acting as an adult in one tiny fashion. Though we know what she means by advocating for herself - going and bitching about every twitch and twinge in her obese body to the ER and then to her doctor when she gets turned away for wasting time and resources.
4:06 Tone-shift - she’s smiley and excited for the fact that she has scheduled a lymphedema specialist. She’s ‘through the roof pumped for that.’ First appointment will be 1.5 hours long, and she’s excited to gain knowledge that she didn’t have prior to. Shuffles around, plucks dog-hair off her shirt, and then asks JFoNY:MGF,W that she’s nicknamed ‘Felline’ if she’s ready to go.
4:40 Shows us some features of the hospital she’s at, like the indoor waterfall and some ceiling art. Why? Because she’s gotta stretch this shit out, I guess. Because it was a few seconds of just that with her heavy breathing and thumping about and NOTHING ELSE.
4:53 ‘The next day’ placard. She says she just slept for 12 hours. She says ‘be forwarned, I know I’ve been emotional for like the last 100 videos of mine.’ She says she’s validated, then sniffles and goes on with the fact that she went to her CT scan and was nervous and sCaReD. She was expecting a different outcome, but when she was there ‘they’ noticed she was short of breath from walking (because FAT) and they automatically noticed something wrong with her lungs (because FAT) and called the radiologist immediately (because FAT). She waffles on about how it’s an amazing hospital because everything’s attached and she’s never seen a hospital like it. Probably unique because it doesn’t have an ER for back issues and an ER for the flu and an ER for vehicular accident victims and an ER for gunshot recipients.
6:07 States that ‘Felline’ aka JFoNY;MGF,W said ‘dang, this is bougie’ and AL states that she loves that hospital is awesome and she loves it. Whatever, don’t care, next bit of story, you twit.
6:25 Anyway, apparently they found liquid in her lungs. Or around her lungs. Because AL can’t keep her shit straight for 28 seconds. So with the fact that she’s showing symptoms, she was admitted to the ER. What’s cracking me up is that she shows off the EKG pad placement as if to prove something - except it is different than when she had them on in her car, so she’s proven that she placed that shit herself and sniffle-sobbed about shit in the video that featured them. She also has to show the IV placement. Gotta prove to us doubting haydurs that she was actually there! Continues to blather in her voiceover that she was filled with anxietiez and boo hoo hoo. Because there were tons of doctors and she was stuffed into a CT ‘circle’ and she wails about how you’re shoved into this ‘circle thing’ because holy shit, she’s the most articulate narrator of all time. AuthorLynn’s descriptive capacities are beyond reproach.
6:58 So all of a sudden, there were all these doctors and she was really sceeered and then she saw the ‘actual doctor’. Then she reveals that in her pudding brain, everyone who works in a hospital is a doctor and is a hero and she doesn’t know the actual titles of anyone who works in a hospital. So let’s pour one out for the data entry clerk in billing and the janitor in the ER. Ya’ll are doctors now. Get that well deserved pay raise.
7:23 Sniff, snort. Says once she talked to the actual doctor when she first got into the ER, things went downhill for sure. There was a lot of cancer talk. She gets all wobbly because the doctor mentioned that because she had cancer before, the fluid around her lungs could be an indicator of cancer. But I thought you knew in your heart of hearts that you were cured, AL! Why aren’t you getting indignant about how you know better than this medical professional and you diagnosed yourself clear, and you just have a collapsed lung from your falling over the tiny rut caused by the edger wielded by the landscapers around the Henry?
7:48 They wanted her to do another CT scan of her stomach, of her abdomen and her lung. She shows off where she got a pinprick from her blood draw, then states that she apologies if that’s gross but doesn’t care about how she looks right now and her makeup is from the day before. Because of course this disgusting hippo slept in her makeup like always.
8:19 So yeah, she had to get more CT scans. The same day within hours. She says this time her abdomen looked fine, areas of her stomach look fine, but they found a nodule in her lung - the same lung that has the fluid. And she’s getting all whimper and whiny like she’s going to cry again, stating that she’s trying not to cry because there’s a lot of cancer talk being thrown around by ‘high professionals’ (high on what, I wonder? Lolz) but it is reminding her a lot of her uterine cancer saga and she’s scared. I reiterate, didn’t she proclaim that she knew in her gut and/or heart that she was cancer free? Guess she who perfectly diagnoses herself with everything and is always right wasn’t so on the ball this time.
9:16 And she’s all getting red-faced again, because it’s like a replay of what happened before. She says ‘a lot of people have nodules on their lungs and don’t know’ which is, I guess, her way of saying ‘SkInNy PeOpLe GeT lUnG nOdUlEs ToO yOu GuIsE!!!’ But anyway, she’s saying they don’t have symptoms, but she’s had tons of symptoms and they’re worsening. Except apparently they went away for a whole week and then came back with ‘a little bit more’ as she stated earlier in the video.
9:40 She reminds us that she’s had cancer before, and now she has fluid ‘on (my) lung’ and that things have gone from going to the ER and them saying that it was a pulled muscle to now, when SHE DECIDED (emphasis with pointy sausage finger)
I mean, lookit this cunt.
9:58 Because she advocated for herself, now she’s getting cancer talk and shit. But she says it with a much more vindictive and cunty aire, stating ‘because I DECIDED that wasn’t it, because I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING MORE’ and fuck, I wanna punch her fat face in so badly. Thank goodness for alcohol. Nom. Cheap shit or not, enough of it numbs the pain of this sack of narcissism.
10:04 ‘By advocating for myself, I am figuring out every single day this is something deeper and something worse and this is scary and wah wah wah’ so she’s hoping it’s just an infection so she’s taking antibiotics.
10:31 ‘I’m not knocking doctors’ but she’s going to keep reiterating that they don’t know shit. Because she knows all. She blames it on them being busy and need to move on to the next patient. She says this one doctor who was very kind and knowledgeable managed to explain shit to her in the slow, deliberate fashion her little infantile brain-cells need. Never mind she’s been getting the same warnings from all her haydurs ever since her previous cancer arc. Guess this doctor’s cemented himself right alongside of the other doctor that told her she was going to die from FAT and she gave her a round of applause and was so pleased someone actually had the balls to say it, because she knew it to be true and was so happy to hear it stated aloud.
10:51 So he answered AL’s questions and Felline… which will be added in, so now it’ll be F/JFoNY:MGF,W’s questions. Anyway, she’s currently on antibiotics just in case it’s an infection.
11:10 So what does he say? The same shit every ER doctor has - that she needs to follow up with her primary care provider. She says she’s already got an appointment (probably the one she either made or was supposed to have made after her last ER visit). She’s SO ON TOP OF IT, GUISE. He told her she needs another CT scan of her lung except with better contrast so they can get a clear view of that nodule.
11:37 So I can’t tell if she’s terrified of cancer, being stuffed back into a CT donut, or both. She’s whimpering about how things have gone from pulled muscle to lung with fluid and new medical saga inbound.
11:51 Rarity comes over for scratches. AL whimpers that at least she has ‘this baby.’ Not ‘At least I have F/JFoNY:MGF,W’ or something along those lines. AL of course has to ruin the kitty moment by whimper/whining about how sweet Rarity is before bringing the camera fully back on her rotund frame.
12:07 What the… she just made a gagging face, then starts to laugh and grin. Says F/JFoNY:MGF,W, after AL said ‘at least I have all 3 of my babies’ added in ‘all 4.’ Because AL doesn’t include F/JFoNY:MGF,W into any consideration of the future lolz Anyway, other voice chuckles in the background, confirming that it’s still JFoNY:MGF,W because there’s no differentiation. Just a new name for her. Dunno why AL didn’t go back to Alex again. AL, just a word, new nicknames don’t convince anyone that you’ve got more than one lump of humanoid adipose tissue in your life. We know it’s the same lesbo.
12:23 She’s JuSt ScArEd. Says she’s an agnostic gal (gorl, damn it, keep your inflection/accent consistent for fuck’s sake) but she wants prayers. That translates to ‘I want clicks for YouTube sheckles and asspats, peons, get on it.’ She NEEDS them. She’s BEGGING for them. She DESIRES THEM, my preeeeeciouuuuuussssssssss. Then she waffles on about how when you’re dyeen you start to look to the Almighty even if you’re unsure if he actually exists. That was her in the hospital last night, the day she was gushing blood from her cootch, and that was desperation and fear and then she tries to turn on waterworks, failing miserably.
13:17 Oh, now we’ve got SnarkyCuntLynn. She grumpily growls out that she hopes the reactions are happy and they get some good clicks off of their reaction to this video, but ‘this is my fucking life and my job is to vlog it’ and her job is to monetize her life. Then she grumpily snarls about how people call her bullshit videos clickbait (because they are) and suggests they go to other channels. David Dobrick, Ethan Klein, and I can’t be assed to know if I spelled those right because who cares. Whines about how David has a merch line that has the balls she doesn’t because it loudly proclaims that it’s ‘clickbait’ (she should order a sweater and wear it… except it probably doesn’t come in XXXXXXXL), and how Ethan did a whole podcast about their best, most clickbaited video. 40K people watched it and she’s so fucking jealous her seething is oozing from my monitor. Because she does a little clickbait called ‘weigh in’ or ‘bad news’ or ‘cancer’ and she gets hate for that. OTHER YOUTUBERS CAN DOCUMENT THEIR CANCER EXPERIENCE OR ANY OTHER HEALTH RELATED EXPERIENCE AND THEY DON’T GET HER HAAAAAYYYYYYT.
14:40 Fuck, she’s still whining about this shit. Yeah, she’s painting herself as the biggest victim of boolyeeen on YouTube for clickbait lolz. She says ‘comparing makes sense’ and she’s not treated the same as other people. Then she goes off the rails she’s currently on with a sloppy chopped edit, grumbling about ‘who cares?’ and that it shouldn’t matter because it’s a video title. Because she’s getting called out for click baiting with absolute desperation. Oh, be angry, you vapid cunt. This is a lot more enjoyable than your prior videos. Thank you.
15:11 AL apologies for ranting, and says that Chantal’s not the only person to rage. She says that ‘in this community’ people have decided that sticking up for yourself means you’re raging. No, being a cunty pusspocket makes you raging, AL. Not defending yourself. It’s all about delivery, but of course, you wouldn’t understand that, as CuntRocket is your default personality.
15:35 Goes on about how she’s just overwhelmed from everything going on right now. She doesn’t know how to meditate, doesn’t have anything to calm her, ASMR doesn’t work anymore because her mind is constantly ‘tcha-tcha-tch’ with the ‘fucking lunatic’ finger-circle by her noggin. Guess that rampant sex you’re (not) having with F/JFoNY:MGF,W isn’t relaxing, huh? Lololuolololololololol
16:05 PwEeZ pWaY fO mE gUiSe lol no
16:08 ‘Alright, I’m gonna go now.’ And white placard of ‘Thanks for watching’ it is. Best outro ever. Keep this up.
TL;DW/R: Fatty fats about haydurs who tell her not to do legos, haydurs calling her out on her clickbaiting, and haydurs who need to pray for her because she ‘le gasp’ has fluid in/around/on her lung and a nodule was found in a CT scan. Possible cancer-saga resurgence despite her gut feeling that she was completely cured with her uterus-yeet.
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I guess I'm just a dispeckful piece of shet sociopath, because I have no sympathy for obese people who are told they have a serious health problem and then fail to do everything in their power to get their body as healthy as possible. Amber has had TWO YEARS to fix her shit after she found out she had uterine cancer. Instead of working hard for the first time in her life, she decided to sit on her ass ordering doordash, gaining weight, and whinging about haydurs. "So what if I gaslight my audience? Who frickin' cares!" Couldn't have happened to a nicer gorl.
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Jade probably said "I'm not your fucking girlfriend or your wife." Or more horseshit- she's Frances! She's Alex! But certainly not Jade Francis of NY!!!
I'm sure the oncologists are used to seeing this bullshit: a patient doesn't do their follow up, despite a million texts, calls, letters. But when something looks hinky, the patient wants you to move heaven and earth NOW. Why didn't someone tell me?!?
It might behoove Fatty here to do some actual learning about her condition and understanding her current status. Just telling the docs they're wrong- That's not advocating, that's just misplaced anger.