Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dfranki723]

Nobody would have given enough of a shit about her to exploit her.
I've been to school with two morbidly obese 12 year olds who weren't allowed to do exercises with certain equipment during P.E, the fuckers aren't that rare (probably less so in America I presume).

Yeah she's maybe exaggerating a bit but she was still grossly overweight as a youngster. I think she believes the heavier she was as a child, that somehow lessens the responsibility she should carry now.

''You guys have to ruhlize, I'm always been big so it's not my fault!''.
It all plays into her childhood trauma, fat bullied kid fantasy.

Fatty did not partake in physical activities, I'm sorry those stories are completely fabricated. This bitch was not in any kind of dance class or sports club.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Nobody would have given enough of a shit about her to exploit her.
I've been to school with two morbidly obese 12 year olds who weren't allowed to do exercises with certain equipment during P.E, the fuckers aren't that rare (probably less so in America I presume).

Yeah she's maybe exaggerating a bit but she was still grossly overweight as a youngster. I think she believes the heavier she was as a child, that somehow lessens the responsibility she should carry now.

''You guys have to ruhlize, I'm always been big so it's not my fault!''.
It all plays into her childhood trauma, fat bullied kid fantasy.

Fatty did not partake in physical activities, I'm sorry those stories are completely fabricated. This bitch was not in any kind of dance class or sports club.

Oh, Amberlynn lies. When it comes to what the truth is, we're all just guessing.

 

[lottalove]

weigh in days 25-26
511.8
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At this rate she could become 600lbs before 2023.

Her starting weight this time was 496.2, and after 25 days, on day 26, she weighs in at 511.8 lbs.

So let's see, from Day 1 to Day 26 (a quarter of the 100 days) she made 15.6 lb plus.

If she stays on this trajectory nicely and steadily, she'll be gaining another 15.6 until December 23th. = 527.4 lbs
Another week until New Year's - let's say she manages another third of 25 days, so 5.2 lbs plus.

If nothing major happens (like a good strong Christmas-Pigout), she might attain 532.6 lbs on New Year's Eve. Let's see!
Result: She sadly won't be able to reach her 600lb goal in this short amount of time, I don't think.

I'm under the impression, that writing down date and weight in a neat long row and even "rating" every day gives her a sense of accomplisment, while nothing really happens. Look! She just did this! She already filled 3 whole pieces of paper!

 

[Clown Baby]

It drives me crazy all the fatties talking about reverse body dysmorphia... There's no such thing. You are right in that body dysmorphia is seeing your body more for its faults. However it's even more than that. The diagnosis for body dysmorphia also includes obsessing over these faults and doing everything to try to correct them. Think anorexic behaviours to become even thinner, or those folk that are constantly having cosmetic procedures to change physical attributes they see as flaws. Body dysmorphia is an actually psychological condition with specific diagnostic requirements. Amber doesn't have body dysmorphia (reverse or not), she is delusional about how cute and dainty she believes she is.

All of those fatties who claim reverse dysmorphia are just avoiding full body mirrors so they never have to see themselves, that way they don't know how big they really look. It's just avoidance of reality, like you said, but Amber wants very badly to be ill, mentally or otherwise. Any mental illness she thinks can claim she will claim. I swear someone in her life must have told her that having lots of mental illnesses makes it so you don't ever have to be accountable for anything. Eating disorder? Not your fault! Chemical condition! Uh, no sweaty, it's a behavioral condition, which can only be healed through therapy and work. If it was a chemical condition it would be fixed with medication.

My favorite part of the newest video is when she continues to be delusional about her size after talking about this "dysmorphia" by going "My hands are so tiny." Okay, gorl. Those size 10.5 wommart engagement rings that are now rotting in a landfill beg to differ.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I AM GETTING WEIGHT LOSS SURGERY | starting weight watchers | vlog | weigh in days 25-26

I like how she's whining about her $700 camera and how much it sucks because it makes her look pale. Yea, it's the expensive camera and not your shitty low CRI lighting. Yes you will look less pale on your phone, because it has auto enhance.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Her starting weight this time was 496.2, and after 25 days, on day 26, she weighs in at 511.8 lbs.
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So let's see, from Day 1 to Day 26 (a quarter of the 100 days) she made 15.6 lb plus.

If she stays on this trajectory nicely and steadily, she'll be gaining another 15.6 until December 23th. = 527.4 lbs
Another week until New Year's - let's say she manages another third of 25 days, so 5.2 lbs plus.

If nothing major happens (like a good strong Christmas-Pigout), she might attain 532.6 lbs on New Year's Eve. Let's see!
Result: She sadly won't be able to reach her 600lb goal in this short amount of time, I don't think.

I'm under the impression, that writing down date and weight in a neat long row and even "rating" every day gives her a sense of accomplishment, while nothing really happens. Look! She just did this! She already filled 3 whole pieces of paper!

This is her starting weight on this whtever "100 days of weigh ins". But what was the real starting weight before she started packing on pounds? In August before her fall she was braging about losing "100 pounds in a year". What was that number before she stared the climb up? Was it 470's? So she's gained 40+ pounds in 3 months since "the fall"

 

[AboutTreeFiddy]

Has Amber ever felt hunger pain like genuine pain not just her urge to inhale everything in her path. The way she eats is like the food is going to grow legs and run away

I’ve always imagined Big Al as having Prader-Willi Syndrome. Does anyone remember the time she was about to rip Necky apart in front of people for taking some food from the fridge and suddenly realized the camera was rolling? It showed Amber’s food aggression so perfectly but it’s an old clip…

 

[FatalTater]

Sigh.

Amber is not going to get weight loss surgery.

The reason why is right in the name. Weight loss.

Amber doesn't want to lose weight, she thinks she's pretty.

Dysmorphia is just another buzzword she has learned. It has no meaning.

 

[Constellationzero]

I’ve always imagined Big Al as having Prader-Willi Syndrome. Does anyone remember the time she was about to rip Necky apart in front of people for taking some food from the fridge and suddenly realized the camera was rolling? It showed Amber’s food aggression so perfectly but it’s an old clip…

Hambutt does not have Prader-Wili. But Krystal's mother correctly TREATED Hambutt like a bona-fide middling-to-low-functioning Prader-Wili and locked the cupboards up in the kitchen.

Amber is just a low life piece of shit EXACTLY like her mother and father. If it ain't being fat, it'd be drugs, alcohol, or whatever along with her normal (like her parents) PREDATORY behavior.

Put responsibility where it needs to be. Fat Albert and only Fat Albert.

 

[Insulin reid]

I like how she's whining about her $700 camera and how much it sucks because it makes her look pale. Yea, it's the expensive camera and not your shitty low CRI lighting. Yes you will look less pale on your phone, because it has auto enhance.

Amber looking pale? The gorl who has a vitamin d level of like 9? No. Couldnt be. Its the camera thats nearly a grand. Fucking useless piece of equipment, oh my gaw.

I’ve always imagined Big Al as having Prader-Willi Syndrome. Does anyone remember the time she was about to rip Necky apart in front of people for taking some food from the fridge and suddenly realized the camera was rolling? It showed Amber’s food aggression so perfectly but it’s an old clip…

Shes retarded but not that retarded. If she was she would have eaten herself to death. Just barely more functional though than someone with that condition. Shes got food agression for sure, but she says she feels fool a lot, prader doesnt let you do that because if i remember correctly they dont produce grenalin (sp?) And theres no brain function of feeling fool and the ques to stop eating.

Sigh.

Amber is not going to get weight loss surgery.

The reason why is right in the name. Weight loss.

Amber doesn't want to lose weight, she thinks she's pretty.

Dysmorphia is just another buzzword she has learned. It has no meaning.

Shes learned that word a while ago, though i do feel like she has it. She actively ignores the rest of her body and lives through a camera lense that only focuses on her flapjacks up to her poop bun. If she genuinely has body dysmorphia she wont talk about it to her therapist (or new therapist) because that would involve actually fixing her issues.

Still under the impression that if someone turns her upside-down like a furby it will reset the words shes learned.

As for the weight loss we will never see anything more than clickbait titles and wishes thrown into the ether

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Hambutt does not have Prader-Wili. But Krystal's mother correctly TREATED Hambutt like a bona-fide middling-to-low-functioning Prader-Wili and locked the cupboards up in the kitchen.

Amber is just a low life piece of shit EXACTLY like her mother and father. If it ain't being fat, it'd be drugs, alcohol, or whatever along with her normal (like her parents) PREDATORY behavior.

Put responsibility where it needs to be. Fat Albert and only Fat Albert.

Yeah, Prader Willi is rare and people with it have a look. They will also literally eat anything they can find. Like dirt, sand, etc. Traditional WLS has been done with this population and proved ineffective. They also have extremely bad tempers, short stature etc.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She "understands" normal body size & how people move & function in normal bodies about as well as I understand the day to day lives of billionaires... with zero personal reference points, no understanding whatsoever.

She's had well over 30 years to get used to functioning as best she can within the constraints of her body, hampered movements, pain & all & to her that IS normal. In her current life, she doesn't often see or interact with people of normal size so she doesn't have to ask herself the uncomfortable questions about why they move more easily, have more energy & less illnesses, etc.

What she's doing, by her admittedly low standards, works for her... there is no real incentive to change, certainly not if it brings discomfort. As long as the YT bucks keep rolling in for minimal effort, as long as she doesn't suffer a catastrophic health crisis, she'll keep doing exactly what she's doing.

 

[Noom Boom]

weigh in days 25-26
511.8
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Oh man, what causes you to gain 5 pounds in 2 days? Her regular "off track" eating was bouncing her between 505 and 506 for weeks so I'd be super interested to know what happened here. Additionally, for some people when you eat majorly "of track" you can gain a pound or 2 but then drop it the next day after eating normally again (REAL water weight) but as seen with early on, she jumped up from like 497 to 502 on day 6 and again from 502 to 505 on day 10 and never came back down, which indicates actual fat gain, even with lipedema.

 

[AboutTreeFiddy]

Said that earlier. Don't know how she manages to do it, but suspect her arms are guarding and scraping the walls, whatever/wherever she waddles. They are the only thing keeping the 500 ellbee Weeble from falling down and have the scars/open wounds to prove it.

Let's be real. It ain't the cats scratching her or Twinks. I have 10 FUCKING CATS and not one scratch anywhere.

Her fat-waddle auto-gyro is broken and the bruises and scratches you see on those massive meathooks of hers are incurred just moving 500 lbs of quivering fucking fat from place-to-place in da "luxxxery" apartment. Door knobs, corners, counter edges.... etc.

Fight me if you think I'm wrong. (I'm not, TMI my dementia ridden mother had the same near end of life. And she never left the house but her arms looked like a Battle Bot warrior.)

Slappy imagine what her walls look like? There must be big black marks where she constantly rubs her hippopotamus arms. I think about Jade going around like Hyacinth Bucket trying to put her body in between yelling ‘mind the walls!’

 

[Xenomorph]

My prediction for 2023

Amber will NOT get new insurance
Jade will nog back up to the concrete gorilla jungle to creep on some other smoller fatty
Amber will spiral, again
She will shit talk Jade and blame her for her failings in weight loss, again
Eat her feelings but in max overdrive
Look unwashed and make "a bloo bloo" videos about how she has the sads and why she cant/wont change her lifestyle/have surgery
Buying useless shit will go into overdrive due to holiday season meaning a lil more of a payout
Then she will disappear for a few months
Come back wershed, nails did, makeup on and post 5000 thirst trap pics/videos on insta/tik tok
Will hint heavily at a new retard in the arm wings nd resume live streaming for a smol while.

 

[AboutTreeFiddy]

What she should do is have a consult with the bariatric surgeon she wants to use....guarateed it's the Dr the Slaton's use in Georgetown, a few miles out of Lexington, because if he'll operate on Tammy, Amber will expect he'll do the same for her...ask him which insurer is best, and move to that insurer IF he'll agree to perform her surgery. She's going to have to lose weight first though, plus she'll very likely have to get psychological clearance. She won't do either, so why pay for a more expensive insurance just to cover a surgery she won't get approval for.

It drives me crazy all the fatties talking about reverse body dysmorphia... There's no such thing. You are right in that body dysmorphia is seeing your body more for its faults. However it's even more than that. The diagnosis for body dysmorphia also includes obsessing over these faults and doing everything to try to correct them. Think anorexic behaviours to become even thinner, or those folk that are constantly having cosmetic procedures to change physical attributes they see as flaws. Body dysmorphia is an actually psychological condition with specific diagnostic requirements. Amber doesn't have body dysmorphia (reverse or not), she is delusional about how cute and dainty she believes she is.

All that logical, sensible talk of seeing the surgeon for a (undoubtedly) free consultation BEFORE switching insurance is just silly crazy talk! This is f’ng Amber Reid we’re talking about lol. She has never done something so sensible medically in her life. She’s going to see this celebrity doc and he’s going to insist on her seeing HIS psych team before surgery and Hamburgler isn’t going to like that. She’s going to blame everything and everyone else for her failure because this doc is definitely going to have his staff research her to see what he’s dealing with and when he sees our scabby princess is someone who can’t tell the truth to save her literal life there’s going to be trouble in Kentucky. I think this arc will yield some great molments but let’s be honest anything other than this season, with the most boring storyline and zero side characters, will be better

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Oh man, what causes you to gain 5 pounds in 2 days? Her regular "off track" eating was bouncing her between 505 and 506 for weeks so I'd be super interested to know what happened here. Additionally, for some people when you eat majorly "of track" you can gain a pound or 2 but then drop it the next day after eating normally again (REAL water weight) but as seen with early on, she jumped up from like 497 to 502 on day 6 and again from 502 to 505 on day 10 and never came back down, which indicates actual fat gain, even with lipedema.

She's retaining water, dood.

 

[ADHD]

Wipey making a 6 course meal for her makes me think the rumors of her being a feeder is right. Why else would someone make their super morbidly obese girlfriend that much food?

Because it's the only thing that will get her to stop fucking whining. Amber and Chantal are the same in this regard, they will claim they want their partner to help them lose weight, then lose their shit once they realize what that actually entails. Chantal managed to wear her husband's resistance down after less than a month, and Amber's had over a year to wear Jade down.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Slappy imagine what her walls look like? There must be big black marks where she constantly rubs her hippopotamus arms. I think about Jade going around like Hyacinth Bucket trying to put her body in between yelling ‘mind the walls!’

In the old house, the window behind her bed, right where her greasy, unwashed hair used to rub up against it, looked like that. Like skidmarks, but grosser. Glad she never showed what her unwashed bedsheets look like after her not bathing for a year.

 

[Constellationzero]

My prediction for 2023

Amber will NOT get new insurance
Jade will nog back up to the concrete gorilla jungle to creep on some other smoller fatty
Amber will spiral, again
She will shit talk Jade and blame her for her failings in weight loss, again
Eat her feelings but in max overdrive
Look unwashed and make "a bloo bloo" videos about how she has the sads and why she cant/wont change her lifestyle/have surgery
Buying useless shit will go into overdrive due to holiday season meaning a lil more of a payout
Then she will disappear for a few months
Come back wershed, nails did, makeup on and post 5000 thirst trap pics/videos on insta/tik tok
Will hint heavily at a new retard in the arm wings nd resume live streaming for a smol while.

My prediction is if Jade leaves, we might see the end of the sidewalk.
Hambutt's been a bad joke for quite a while. I'm sure even most of the Ambabies are privy to her bullshit. She's fatter than ever and looks like she smells like a combination of Fritos and Surstromming. No one's wanting to sign up for that.
And if I turn out to be right, we'll have a full bedbound saga followed by death--just like Jennifer Armstrong.