Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dfranki723]

A lot of things she does could be beneficial to normal people who are struggling with a variety of mental illness', difference is that Fat Fuck does these things only as part of her ''I'm so damaged and need thErAapeutic hobbies'' act.

Some adults could find a little extra joy in doing things like colouring or playing with bloody Lego, they could benefit from writing down tiny things that happen during their day because most fucking adults struggle with their mental health and continue to get shit done and often times ignore their own health.

Hamber needs none of these things, she needs the exact opposite. She needs adult responsibilities.
Her life isn't a typical stressful life that leads her to do some childish things to lessen the strain, her life is nothing BUT these ridiculous things that she labels as ''therapeutic'' as if she needs any of that type of release.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Brief reecap of the NY resolution video:

- Gross, brown xmas food for eight. Whoops, two. It looks like a pack of dogs got on the table and very orderly-like went around vomiting into each pan.

"All ho-made," crows ChefHamber. MG,W made mashed potatoes and made the mac and cheese that looks burnt and brown. Hamber proudly tells us SHE made ho-made stuffing. Really? Which one of these "ho-made" options did you choose?



and also made green bean casserole, with a little of her own secret ingredient. Sure, Hamber. Let's guess. Garlic salt? Because if there's something processed fried onions and Campbell'd condensed soups need, it's more salt. And why not garlic that doesn't go at all with it, because you can't taste a fucking thing unless it's loaded down with multiple, conflicting spices and herbs.

- claims MG,W has never had a casserole before. Hamber, are you really that stupid? MG,W is a black woman who lived in NY in America. Of course she's had casseroles, you fuckwit. There ain't an auntie in this world who would show up at an event - especially funerals - without one. Maybe if you did something other than build lego sets, read YA books, and wasted brain cells on reality tv shows, insipid videos from "influencers", and stuff your gaping maw, you could learn a few things about the world and the cultures within it.

- 80 million pages of mostly retarded bullshit to track in yet another journal (YAJ) she'll stop using. Like the other 80 million journals she doesn't use, 80 million tacky pieces of meaningless plastic junk she does nothing with, 80 million products and packaged crap from the kitchen she buys but never eats, and 80 million tents from torrid she never wear, this latest on will vanish down the memory hole, only to be sighted one last time when they are on their way to her dumping ground preferred garbage dump donation place, Goodwill. The point of bullet journaling is to make your life more efficient, not wallow in self-indulgence. Of course, since you're a malignant narcissist, I suppose making an abundance of lists where you get to check in with yourself and "ask yourself how you're doeeeen" is efficiency of a sort.

- Getting rid of brand new, never worn clothes, many with the tags still on them. How often have I said the phrase "don't need and will never wear" at this point? I should just make a macro on my keyboard for it. Never change, Hamber, never change.

And what the fuck is up with her hair? Who knew you could make a helmet out of grease? WASH YOUR NASTY, GREASY FUCKING HAIR, BITCH. Maybe while you're living out your little fantasy life you could pretend you give a damn about your job.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Her Instagram Q&As are the only mildly entertaining thing she does anymore.

Hamber insisting that she doesn't brush her hair due to DePrR3ssioN is beautiful. It's totally not the fact you're a lazy fat fuck, If you are too depressed to brush your hair, you'd be too depressed to put on make-up and put on that smug act for the camera.

I'm sorry, when has the massive toddler lived alone? Is this another lie to show how suuuuuper independent she actually is?

I really hope most of the brown nosing questions are from herself because if there are real people who want to praise this cunt, it's a sad indication of how fucking stupid people are.

If she's too depressed to brush her hair, you'd also think she'd be too depressed to record data for 500 individual trackers.

Amber lived alone from February to May 2017. After the breakup between her and Destiny that January, Destiny finally had all she could take of Amber's unhinged behaviour and moved out in February. Amber was alone for about 3 months, but it doesn't really count, because she spent that entire time in crisis mode trying to browbeat Becky into dating Amber and letting her move into the gaycare.

Unfortunately, a reality of the Amberverse is that the majority of her audience (at least those who engage with her on social media) is even dumber than she is.

Who the hell s "KG"... and who is "Justine". Are they the same person? Are they new names for Faline, MGF, W, Jade of NY?

I originally had KG through the whole thing, saw it was confusing, and tried to change it all to Justine (but missed that because I SUCK at proofreading). I'll try to be more careful with future posts.

Yes, KickingGeese = KG = Justine = JP Metz.
Jade Christine (Christina?) Francis = Alex = Faline = Wifey = Wipey = MG, W, = Ja'Phonie
(okay, I made that last one up)

If she weren't such a liar this Journaling is what a therapist would encourage for someone with major depression disorder. What time Went to bed. Woke up. How much water. What you ate. Exercise. Weather. Medication vitamins hygeine chores accomplished. And they would encourage setting goals for accomplishing these tasks as well.
Yes it sounds juvenile but mdd and we all know other PDs are a beast.

But amber lies and wastes journals and all this can be sent to her practitioner via email everyday. I am waiting for the lie that my pretend therapist wants me to do this.

That's (in my opinion) the most absurd part of all of this. TMI, but I'm a fucking dweeb (though I'm sure my post contents have already given that away) - so yeah, all of this stuff is my 'jam'. All of these things that she's tracking CAN be bullet journaled and tracked in a way that is efficient and useful. Most bullet journal videos are done by women and are incredibly colourful and artistic creations (and fill a LOT of pages). If you look at videos done by men who journal, the videos are usually of a book that's an organized chaos of chicken scratchings which makes sense to THEM and keeps them on task. Creative, but in a different way. Clark Kegley is AWESOME makes good journaling content, and even uses 3 different coloured pens to make it more pretty! (though his wonky chicken scratching and asymetical page usage makes me twitch). My style is the latter because I'm not particularily artistic, though people can certainly create something that's a blend of the two styles in order to add a bit of flair if that helps them use the book.

Golden Rule: it shouldn't take longer to TRACK THE TASK, than it takes to COMPLETE THE TASK.

Spoiler: Journal sperging in a spoiler so those who DGAF can skip it

For example, everything she's doing can be condensed into a daily checklist (even the hair brushing - although a note on the mirror or with her toothbrush should work fine), arranged in order based on the time of day that she should do the task. And then a basic scribbled out daily plan that she worked on the day before (or earlier). She then teaches herself the habit that everytime she's idle for a moment (or thinking about food), she needs to look at the checklist and daily page to see what she SHOULD be doing instead. Checkmarks, Xs or numbers (if she tracks how often she does something). No rainbow colouring... and IN PENCIL or Frixion pens so she doesn't feel the compulsion to waste time redoing everything when she fucks up. Make this checklist with 28-31 additional columns instead of 1, and the basic checklist becomes a monthly tracker. You don't even need to DRAW the column or row lines, as the paper is already printed with a dot-grid. DONE. It's all on one page to see trends and correlations in order to alter behavioural patterns.

Example of inefficiency: Weather tracking. On a separate page, it's useless as you won't be able to easily compare it with data from your other trackers. Also, you can easily find the information online in far more detail than what you would be tracking if you suspected a correlation and wanted to look it up.

Pages read can be a number written into a square on her daily checklist (or even just minutes read). The book tracker can just be a written list of books with two additional columns: date started and date completed (as date codes, such as 2023/01/01 2023/02/27, or even Jan 01 Feb 27 if the journal isn't going to be used for more than a calendar year). No need to track each page or chapter. And it leaves room on the page to add additional books if she completes the goal of 12 (which she won't; I'm just saying). Or space to add a different book if she hates one and crosses it off the list. That reduces about 13 pages to constantly flip through down to 1.

Weight tracking can be a line graph, measured weekly and rounded to the nearest lb. If you want additional things to mark off to show goal accomplishment, the bottom of the page can have the big goal (let's say 100 lbs), broken down into smaller goals:
[100] ____ [90] ____ [80] ____ [75] ____ [60] ____ [50] ____ [25] ____ [10] ____
Cross out or colour in the number, and write the date on the line when you complete the mini goal.

A doodle page can be an entire doodle section, where you put anything from sketches, to interesting sayings you've heard, to random thoughts, to silly scribblings of boobs and dicks (if that's your thing - I'm sure Amber will fill an entire page with 'lesbian' in different colours and fonts again. You never know when random squiggles will lead to an inspiring thought that may help you later.

Of course she won't do this, because that would ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE. A common theme with Amber seems to be to take a good idea, and twist it into the most convoluted and retarded mess possible, and then complain that it doesn't work so she can say that she tried to do it but it's 'not for her'. It's the same as the end of 2019 when she hauled all of those "Happy Planners" (or whatever they're called) and the pile of sticker pads the size of a cinder block. She had, like, 7 DIFFERENT DAILY PLANNERS, each to record a different aspect of her day. One for YouTube, one for calorie counting, one for appointments, one for water consumption, etc.

 

[PixieDoodle]

For someone to have claimed on multiple occasions to have done extensive research on everything she does or try, she should look at her past videos before making false claims.


Look at timestamp 13:20 approximately

https://youtu.be/HybT-EoPNQg

 

[low sodium]

NO MORE FAD DIETS & FOOD ANXIETY | WEIGH IN WEEK 2​

Jan 10, 2023

Archive

Spoiler: Archive

 

[A Widdle Woach]

What the fuck is the framing of this video? Half of her forehead is out of frame and it’s distracting. She looks like Steve Blobs with that black shirt.

LOL She’s already failed at no take out for the month, instead she’s “allowed” takeout on Sunday with Wipey.

She claims to have lost 5lbs already just by eating a “normal human amount” of food but unless she shows her weigh ins I don’t believe it. Hamber is a known liar, show your work gorl. This whole video was pure non-tent and Hamber being full of herself.

 

[Constellationzero]

Hamber needs none of these things, she needs the exact opposite. She needs adult responsibilities.

She also needs at least two different (maybe three) live people who are not, nor have ever been, beholden to her, in the room. Not safely behind a computer or phone screen. In the room with her. To question her, shame her, challenge her warped outlook, and tell her some very, very important new words and phrases:

* NO
* Nobody asked
* No one cares
* NO
* How's that job search coming along?
* How many applications did you fill out today?
* NO
* Stop lying
* You lie about the stupidest non issues
* NO
* Have you taken a shower today?
* Did you make sure you used HOT water and soap. Together?
* NO

Chantal Sarault and piss pot Peetz could also greatly benefit from the same. Far better than a bobbleheaded HAES therapist.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Plot Summary with commentary. 5 questions, and 5 answers which give insight into how much she HASN'T changed.

Spoiler: NO MORE FAD DIETS & FOOD ANXIETY | WEIGH IN WEEK 2

Hey Guize. Week 2 weight loss video. Cat acts as an Agent of Chaos in the background during Amber's blathering and knocks something off the table.

Q1: If you had to pick one of your previous diets to try in 2023, which one would it be?
A1: Amber is stopping with dieting this year and wants to change her lifestyle and how she thinks about food... and despite all of that, she would choose JENNY CRAIG - the absolute WORST plan for stopping with yoyo dieting and focusing on a healthier lifestyle.

Q2: What's your sleep schedule like, and does it play a role in your weight loss?
A2: Amber has officially fixed her sleeping schedule (for the 20th time), and is so proud of that. "It's a little extreme" - waking up at 6am and going to sleep at 10pm and she feels like an old grandma with this sleeping schedule (which is the schedule of the average person who is productive in society). Better sleep makes you lose weight because you lose weight while sleeping, but don't do this because it's an unhealthy way of thinking.

(We know the truth as Amber has inadvertantly admitted it in previous videos: she stays up all night while her gorlfriends sleep, giving her unrestricted access to the food storage and the ability to binge in secrecy).

Q3: Why are you obsessed with decimals (regarding her weight)?
A3: Diagnosed with OCD by a professional. She has obsessive issues with numbers - and other things, but doesn't want to talk about it on YouTube. Two topics she doesn't want to discuss on YouTube: foster care, and OCD because of "backlash" (because she knows the audience would very quickly poke holes in her inconsistent stories large enough to drive a Mack truck through). And, it just makes sense to her to include this much detail because if one week she weighed 502.8lbs and the next she weighed 503.0lbs, it means she only gained 0.2 and not an entire pound. That info would be lost if she didn't record the decimals. (You know, forgetting that her scale likely has a error rate of 0.5%, meaning that two weigh-ins taken seconds apart for her could be different by over 2lbs, making the decimals meaningless, but okee).

(Obsessive about the smallest details such as fractions of a pound in weight, but not obsessive about numbers such as the correct measurement for a portion of food. Got it.)

Q4: Are you counting calories?
A4: NO. Not counting or thinking about calories or carbs. It's strictly just eating what's at home.

Q5: How can you do WLS when you can't even stick to a diet.
A5: Amber finds this question to be humorous, because that is what WLS is for. It's for people who can't stick to a diet, and who need another tool and have tried all the diets and haven't found success.

(Okay, but... isn't a certain amount of weightloss a prerequisite for being accepted for WLS? Isn't adherance to a permanent change to your eating a must before and after WLS?)

Okay! Enough talking out of her shelf - to the weigh in!!! Last week 520.0lbs. This week 514.6lbs. No scale is shown. (Again, this could be due to a bit of water loss, or even discrepencies within the scale. Time will tell).

This week went really good, but she's going to allow herself take out after her weigh ins now. Her justification is that one meal is better than the 3 or even 4 times per day that she would have takeout. JANUARY GOAL: FAILED!!!

If she notices that it's disrupting her weight loss, she'll stop - how many times have we heard this? Like an alcoholic saying it'll be fine - they'll only drink on the weekends.

She had normal human food with a normal human amount. Pictures or didn't happen.

She's started eating her leftovers which she wouldn't do before (despite always insisting that she would when she 'meal prepped'). It's her OCD that wouldn't let her eat it because of fear of bacteria (but her food insecurity from her childhood is what makes her eat too much?)

New Goal: snacking less this week because she's "allowing" too many snacky-poos.

So far, 2023 has been going really well everything-wise. So refreshed from the break and everything mental-health wise is good! Byee!

TL;DR: 514.6lbs. Eating take-out is back, but only on Sundays, and she can totally handle that. She can stop anytime she wants, you guize. Amber thinks it's the actual sleep that makes her lose weight, and not her inability to park her shelf at the pantry and stuff her lie-hole if she's sleeping. Amber thinks WLS is specifically for people like Amber who are completely unable to stick to any form of restricted or controlled eating. Counting weight to the decimal point and throwing away cooked food for take out is because of her OCD. Amber thinks that waking up at 6am and going to bed at 10pm is an old-person sleep schedule.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Amber thinks going to bed at 9pm and waking up at 6am is extreme and something only old people do. Newsflash, Hambo, you're a 32 year old woman. Yes, we all know how scurred you are of being an adult but you're gonna get older no matter what you do. Holy shit she is hopeless.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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GodDAMN dude..... Have you ever considered a future in kiwi farming? I mean, you'll be dragged for being an Ambaby, but still.

Hamber never does anything "nicely". She's attention whoring, trying to get her views out of the toilet.

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LiarLynn. Even if people don't have the plugin to show dislikes, Hamber sees them. And also not true because the ratio is still holding because she sucks.

Ya know, there's a cool extension that lets you see the dislikes.

Let's look at her last five videos.
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Starting here and moving back in time, we have business as usual with this one.

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Slight higher in likes because the diehards are really really really sure she means it for realz this time, no lie, she's gonna be honest and tell the truth.

I sometimes wish I were an amoral asshole so I could take advantage of the rubes.

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Meet the mystery gift swap - ratios good, higher likes likely only due to PS morons watching Hamber's video.

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Pure clickbait for people who for whatever reason think MG,W is going to allow her fae to "officially" be seen on YT.

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The usual bullshit.

Yes, truly a significant increase solely because people adore Hamber, not because of vlogmas.

If the type and duration of crybabying wasn't ludicrous enough, the tracking of hair brushing surely is. So she admits she can go weeks without brushing her hair....if true that surely means she also can go weeks without washing it, because even dry shampoo use means brushing it out. Bitch must stink like a garbage dump after a month long heatwave. I still haven't watched the video in full. Is she tracking her showers as well, or is she still trying to pretend she showers everyday.

On that note, if she's so inept and incapable of basic hygiene routines, does she really think filling out 20 pages of tracker crap is going to be somehow doable? This is Hamber, of course not. She'll make it four days maybe and then just be so exhausted, you guise, trying to keep it up. Bad for her muh mentalz, you know.

What's the point of tracking the weather? She’s not smart enough to statistically cross reference moods, weather, sleeping etc for any of this to make sense. It's all performance bullshit. She seriously is full of it, so a bowel movement tracker seems a much more appropriate thing to do. Then again, maybe that would be more appropriate if tracked in Jade's bullet journal.

I think I dimly recall her mentioning SAD. Pretty sure it was her. Well, if she didn't, she probably will at some point. Plus, she's a sooper speshul pluvonw pleno rain afficianado, donchaknow.

I'm sorry, when has the massive toddler lived alone? Is this another lie to show how suuuuuper independent she actually is?

There was a brief period between caretaker Density and butler Becky where she was alone in the apt she and Density had. I wonder how many times Becky looks back at this situation type deal and kicks herself for trying to grift the Hambertard.

I really hope most of the brown nosing questions are from herself because if there are real people who want to praise this cunt, it's a sad indication of how fucking stupid people are.

They're from herself. "How do you handle all the hate?" will foreve beone of my favorites.

For someone to have claimed on multiple occasions to have done extensive research on everything she does or try, she should look at her past videos before making false claims.


Look at timestamp 13:20 approximately

https://youtu.be/HybT-EoPNQg

Why does she try to retcon things? It's ON ViDEO, Hambertard, and no, you did not. FFS.

 

[PixieDoodle]

Amber thinks going to bed at 9pm and waking up at 6am is extreme and something only old people do. Newsflash, Hambo, you're a 32 year old woman. Yes, we all know how scurred you are of being an adult but you're gonna get older no matter what you do. Holy shit she is hopeless.

That stupid slag will never get the privilege of growing old if she keeps allowing herself take-out and snacks.

By the way I wonder how the hair brushing is going. Her hair looks so awfully greasy she could fry an ayyyyg on it.

 

[Gossip Gorl]

Amber thinks going to bed at 9pm and waking up at 6am is extreme and something only old people do. Newsflash, Hambo, you're a 32 year old woman. Yes, we all know how scurred you are of being an adult but you're gonna get older no matter what you do. Holy shit she is hopeless.

Amberlah has always been a lost cause, she's a case study of what YouTube "fame" does to narcissists.

That stupid slag will never get the privilege of growing old if she keeps allowing herself take-out and snacks.

By the way I wonder how the hair brushing is going. Her hair looks so awfully greasy she could fry an ayyyyg on it.

At this point Guntal may outlive Hamber ...

 

[FatalTater]

As much as I hate to sound like the old person that I am but this morning I watched a video of a woman who survived the Holocaust, realizing at age 16 that one way to survive in the camp was to work with the dead bodies because sometimes people died with clothing or a bit of bread...

Then we have Amber. Scarred for life because as a child someone wanted her to drink skim instead of higher fat milk.

It's a nice day here. I think I'll go outside for a while.

Kitty Hart revisiting Auschwitz, 1979 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dntryh_9o8Y

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

That stupid slag will never get the privilege of growing old if she keeps allowing herself take-out and snacks.

By the way I wonder how the hair brushing is going. Her hair looks so awfully greasy she could fry an ayyyyg on it.

There was a video she did about 4-5 months ago where #OilGate was a thing. She displayed how she only puts a drizzle of oil on the pan so she doesn't count the calories. During that time I thought just rubbing the pan on her dumb head would help lower the calorie intake. Then again, I don't know if she can lift her arm that high.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

At this point, Hamber could just show reruns and no one would be any the wiser

 

[Even more 8008135]

Amber thinks that waking up at 6am and going to bed at 10pm is an old-person sleep schedule.

Of course she does. It's not like she has a life or any sort of gainful employment like the rest of the world.

Oh, and wash your hair, you disgusting fat loser.

 

[Chilli Soup]

New Community Post:

Of all the rumours to address about herself she chooses this one? Right, because she's a narcissist who thinks that this is what matters. Not the countless people accusing her of abuse, scamming, lying... but her like/dislike ratio HAS to be set straight. Her priorities are so fucking weird.

 

[dingobaby]

InfluencerLynn is the worst for me. The casual assumption that people are keeping track of what brand of laundry products she uses or how she specifically cuts her onions, we are all noting what "10/10 highly recommend" foods and products are endorsed by an utter failure is astounding.

 

[I call shenanigans]

New Community Post:


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Of all the rumours to address about herself she chooses this one? Right, because she's a narcissist who thinks that this is what matters. Not the countless people accusing her of abuse, scamming, lying... but her like/dislike ratio HAS to be set straight. Her priorities are so fucking weird.

“More likes now vs dislikes”
Sorry, but in what galaxy are likes in the hundreds more than dislikes in the thousands! For someone so OCD that they have to count fractions of pounds for accuracy, surely she has got to be fucking kidding us!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

For a hot minute I thought she was showing us the claimed "fake" screen shot. Does she perhaps, not understand that 'K' means thousand? Is she THAT dim?