Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FarmVille]

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I think a lot of discussions are about Amber getting bariatric surgery. Even if we discount the psychological clearance, she would not pass the physical one. Amber was told repeatedly that she has sleep apnea, and would need to be treated for it. I am sure that other issues will crop up. She does not have the money. The surgery alone is $26k, but tests and other costs will need to be paid above this. She has shown no retrain in spending and Jade is not made of money too. She had already seen at least 3 surgeons and she could not get the surgery. I am not sure why she is seeing another one to be told the same thing. The only place she could get the surgery with no question asked is Mexico, and I am not sure she could afford it either.

Getting approved for Bariatric surgery is not some monumental feat as long as the patient weighs less than 450lbs. TLC makes it seem like a grueling process for entertainments sake but depending where the physiological evaluation can be shoddy at best, having an obesity related health condition is required, and meetings with dietitians can be hit or miss.

If she could get under 450 ALR would be approved no problem. But she always stops at 470ish and immediately starts gaining weight because she likes being 500lbs.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Where are we falling on the great 'is riding horses cruel and unusual' debate?

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I'm gonna agree with Ambie on this one actually, horses probably don't love having people ride them under the best circumstances, and lots of people are super dumb and do it wrong anyway. I think horses would be better off if people just left them alone.

It must really suck to have such a terrible track record, I was about to call Amber retarded and lol again, and I'm someone who has never lived down being a kid and asking if the horses at Disneyland were animatronic because I thought it was really mean to make a real horse pull carriages in the heat. She really doesn't help herself by using a trashcan source and being a big (yes big) bitch.

She is definitely retarded.

Got yourself a little confirmation bias going, eh, Hamber? Whenever I'm a failed vegan looking for something to justify not being able to get on a horse at 600 pounds because I am an enormous lardass, I always look to authoritative sites like "the minimalist vegan" for information on whether or not horses feel pain when ridden. Or any other animal-related topic, for that matter.

How amazing it must be to live in Hamber's world, where everything is black or white, up or down, left or right, instead of most things - like riding horses, say - being some shade of gray.

135 IQ, though. Sure, Hamber, sure.

 

[Trees]

by someone they have a bond with.

That's cool, I just think it's pretty rare.

I don't know much about horses but I have seen people abuse the holy shit out of their sled dog team enough that it just makes me sad and I do have to hug myself sometimes People take a lot of liberties with purpose driven animals and a lot of them end up dead too soon, abandoned at best.

Situation Type Deal Gorl:

I always look to authoritative sites like "the minimalist vegan" for information on whether or not horses feel pain when ridden.

They didn't teach research skills at Brown Mackie lmao. I'd love to see one of her essays from college, if so much was even asked.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

I wasn't going to post this.

But then I did.
Hit me with your worst ratings.
I need the punishment.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

How amazing it must be to live in Hamber's world, where everything is black or white, up or down, left or right, instead of most things - like riding horses, say - being some shade of gray.

Exactly. Interesting that this subject was brought up because a while back Auntie Rasta was in Chantal’s chat denouncing riding camels and horses, and I couldn’t help but wonder where we would be as a civilization without horses. Probably very, very behind.

Also, lol at “170 pound meat sack”. Then what is she at over 500 pounds? Fat sack of shit?

 

[Even more 8008135]

Also, lol at “170 pound meat sack”. Then what is she at over 500 pounds? Fat sack of shit?

600 pounds of lymph fluid, scabs, and stink.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

What's funny is, as is mentioned upthread, some horses DO enjoy being ridden. PL, I have family that has many, many acres of farmland and have horses because why the fuck not. One, a lovely mare named Cinnamon, would actually march over to the tack shed, grab a bridle off the wall, and try to put it on people when she wanted to be ridden out in the fields.

As much as I roll my eyes at AL moralfagging about shit she has no clue about, it does make me happy that she'll never weigh down a carriage or ride an animal. (BTW, there are some areas where horse-drawn carriages are very much still a thing. It's typically around more historical cities, so think deep south. And yes, there are tons of laws in place to protect the animals and limit stress and strain on them, especially during the sweltering months of summer.)

Let's be honest, though - the real reason she'll never ride a horse or ride in a carriage isn't because of concern for the animal in question - it's because that'd take effort and leaving her hovel for something other than buying plastic shit and fast food.

 

[Xenomorph]

Where are we falling on the great 'is riding horses cruel and unusual' debate?

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I'm gonna agree with Ambie on this one actually, horses probably don't love having people ride them under the best circumstances, and lots of people are super dumb and do it wrong anyway. I think horses would be better off if people just left them alone.

It must really suck to have such a terrible track record, I was about to call Amber retarded and lol again, and I'm someone who has never lived down being a kid and asking if the horses at Disneyland were animatronic because I thought it was really mean to make a real horse pull carriages in the heat. She really doesn't help herself by using a trashcan source and being a big (yes big) bitch.

who gonna remind her of flinging a kitten behind her back and laughing about it

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

who gonna remind her of flinging a kitten behind her back and laughing about it

I gotchu

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

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I suppose if anyone knows how uncomfortable it must be to lug around meat sacks all day, it would be Amber.

 

[that blue peach]

I know the most frequently brought up comparison is a grizzly bear, but here’s some more animals who weigh about the same or less than our dainty gorl, for those of us who struggle to even imagine someone her size:

Silverback Gorilla: 430lbs

Siberian tiger (the largest tiger species): 475lbs

Three large English Mastiff dogs: 600lbs

Shetland Pony: 400 to 500lbs

Mountain zebra: 600lbs

Average male alligator: 500-600lbs

She would certainly be relegated to the large animals wing of the zoo.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

BTW, there are some areas where horse-drawn carriages are very much still a thing. It's typically around more historical cities, so think deep south. And yes, there are tons of laws in place to protect the animals and limit stress and strain on them, especially during the sweltering months of summer.)

There are indeed and the horses are about the most pampered any critter can be. They get pets from all the tourists and seemingly delight in what they do and love the attention. They WALK around with the carriage. Nobody is whipping them to a froth like the Roman Chariot races.

The carriage pictures I posted are at the Riverwalk in San Antonio, TX. Taken in October. Major tourist thing, beautiful horses and carriages and the coachman gives a city/history tour as the tourists meander about in the carriage. Not an ounce of cruelty to those animals.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

Hamber, it would be needlessly cruel for you to ride a horse, that's fair. Otherwise they usually don't mind it or even enjoy a light rider taking them for a trot.

Spoiler: Pony pl

Heck I knew a pony who would do these hilarious gestures of pointing her head at a kid, then pointing her nose at her back like "put that kid on me!"

But then again I don't expect Gigantor over here to understand animals.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Fun fact- Amber weighs about a horse and a half.

Mmm. Depends on the breed. Average overall could be anywhere from 900 or so to 2K or so. She weighs about half a generic horse. Or as much or slightly more than a standard, typical donkey. Just over two times an adult male orangutan. Slightly less than an adult narwhal, if we wanted to pick something unique and corky like she is.

Exactly. Interesting that this subject was brought up because a while back Auntie Rasta was in Chantal’s chat denouncing riding camels and horses, and I couldn’t help but wonder where we would be as a civilization without horses. Probably very, very behind.

She'd have to waddle her fat ass everywhere to eat or shop. Her Amazon (and other) boxes filled with cheap, tacky plastic bullshit would take weeks or months to get to her. Her need for instant for nearly instant immediate gratification would kill her without modern transportation .

Also, lol at “170 pound meat sack”. Then what is she at over 500 pounds? Fat sack of shit?

Two tons of shit in a 600 pound body.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Why has Mr. Snowflake’s list been posted in this thread several times?

Dude’s long form content is okay other than the random asides about his butt buddy. But his “reacting” and “responding” to Amber sucks ass.

(Lists, not list - each one's different). I know it's a little dumb, but it's mainly just for a laugh - and to get under Amber's skin (because we know she reads here). Yeah, his documentaries can be long and overly drawn out, but it's funny that Amber was complaining about Mr Snowflake when he was really just creating compilations with a monotoned narration. And now that's he trolling the fuck out of her, she's suddenly pretending he doesn't exist, instead choosing to go after the reactors she perceives to be weaker.

'Don't get me started on stupid horse carriages' - She's saying this as if horse DRAWN carriages are a common sight and that there are hundreds of horses being enslaved to lug lard asses like her around the ton. Amber, they haven't been in widespread use since the 1800s. It's okay. The evil is defeated.

And you KNOW this is all bullshit virue signalling, anyway. You really think if her mechanical chariot broke down and her options were to walk for more more than 2 minutes 12 seconds or take a horse drawn carriage, that she'd still hold this belief? She'd demand the "enslavement" of as many horses as necessary to haul her ass home - stopping to pick up some food on the way, of course.

Plus, for the most part, horses seem to enjoy the work they do (with the exception of Thoroughbred Race Horses - they can have a pretty rough life). And the majority of owners treat their work horses well. I wonder if Amber holds the same distain for the 'enslavement' of service dogs? I wonder if she makes sure to only buy 'cruelty-free' cosmetics to prevent the suffering of lab rats? Do you think she shows any concern for the treatment off all of the chickens being raised for food when she chooses what companies to buy her 'tenderloins' and 'aaaaaaygs' from?

 

[lol cow supreme]

Why has Mr. Snowflake’s list been posted in this thread several times?

Dude’s long form content is okay other than the random asides about his butt buddy. But his “reacting” and “responding” to Amber sucks ass.

They are like 3 different lists if you actually read them. but they all look the same at a glance. Like Amber he's making multiple useless lists.

Snowflakes long form content is good. Then he saw people were reacting to it and then started going way to meta..revealing his face, doing a bunch of "personality" based bullshit reactions and other videos. No dumbass put the hood on, do the docu/mocku-mentaries and otherwise shut up. We dont like your personality. We dont like you as a person. You are National GeoFatChick. Its the dry delivery of the absurd content these lolcows make with showing hypocrisy and the occasional joke that are good. Not seeing some soft spoken english bloke with a mediocre beard whine about Amber on camera, make lists, and incessantly go on about "jimmy bunker". Just suck his dick already damn.

These channels do this all the time. I forget the other one, maybe BBQ? who was doing clips then was like "oh people are watchign my clips here now i'm an AMSR channel" or some other bullshit.

**We know you watch here and get most of your material from here Snowflake. You better be sending a nice sack of Bit Coin over to Josh from your proceeds**

 

[Constellationzero]

I bet Hambutt weighs as much as a Gypsy Van or Percheron. She's got the bulk, but none of the majesty.

And they are cleaner than her.

 

[SkunkyMonkey420]

They are like 3 different lists if you actually read them. but they all look the same at a glance. Like Amber he's making multiple useless lists.

Snowflakes long form content is good. Then he saw people were reacting to it and then started going way to meta..revealing his face, doing a bunch of "personality" based bullshit reactions and other videos. No dumbass put the hood on, do the docu/mocku-mentaries and otherwise shut up. We dont like your personality. We dont like you as a person. You are National GeoFatChick. Its the dry delivery of the absurd content these lolcows make with showing hypocrisy and the occasional joke that are good. Not seeing some soft spoken english bloke with a mediocre beard whine about Amber on camera, make lists, and incessantly go on about "jimmy bunker". Just suck his dick already damn.

These channels do this all the time. I forget the other one, maybe BBQ? who was doing clips then was like "oh people are watchign my clips here now i'm an AMSR channel" or some other bullshit.

**We know you watch here and get most of your material from here Snowflake. You better be sending a nice sack of Bit Coin over to Josh from your proceeds**

Snowflake and Bunker kissed once on a livestream for a 50 dollar superchat (I think it was 50)... Sucking each other's dick - natural next step.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I wonder if she makes sure to only buy 'cruelty-free' cosmetics to prevent the suffering of lab rats? Do you think she shows any concern for the treatment off all of the chickens being raised for food when she chooses what companies to buy her 'tenderloins' and 'aaaaaaygs' from?

I think you meant "croolehtee-free".

 

[TC-P]

There are ways that horses can be injured whilst being ridden. If you do not saddle them properly, they can get sores from the rubbing. Horses also have to be shoed; if they are walking/trotting on pavement/road etc., they can have problems. The bit can also hurt their mouths if not done properly. Horses also get anxiety due to traffic which is not a physical ailment but with high-strung horses can be a major issue.

Also, like most animals, horses can have a very loving bond with their humans. Unlike baby kittens being manhandled and thrown around, horses have the power to fight back. Their bite alone can take off fingers and have been known to kill predators by biting their necks. Plus they can buck the rider off. I have seen it happen to someone. The horse threw Their head back, popped him in the nose almost breaking it and then bucked him off. The guy was lucky he did not trample him.