Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mousebones666]

 

[Chilli Soup]

With Chantal officially becoming a Muslim and the anticipation about whether or not she'll literally die on the way back to Canada, I'm wondering if Amber is going to do something ridiculous to try and get the spotlight back on her. How long will she drag out the 'Muh WLS!' before deciding to go back to being a train wreck?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

no life insurance would ever cover her

I disagree old friend. There are some companies that will cover her site unseen but I'll err on the side of "no coverage"

I'll be a weasel and adjust, now I'll say Jade helps Amber get on some kind of gubmint program--becomes beneficiary of 'dat.

Better?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I disagree old friend. There are some companies that will cover her site unseen but I'll err on the side of "no coverage"

Sure, she could get some 10k term policy, but she'd pay out the ass for it and that would barely put her fat self in the ground.
Having lost my mother and mother-in-law last year, dying is expensive. Even if you try to go cheap.

 

[El Conserje]

Jade is just a feeder fetishist who exploits diversity hire tickets to work in tech. We only believe she is mildly intelligent just because she's good at avoiding being recorded by Amber, so we can't witness her own brand of autism.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

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How does she know that there are strong vibes without having seen the surgeon or staff? From filling out the questionnaire? I do not think so. She must have seen him on video. This brings credence to Dr. Smith or even Dr. Procter. Any medical professionals that she had a good vibe with her were unmitigated disasters. Perhaps, she should avoid anything with good vibes.

She also said on IG, "I'll have a whole team trying to save my life WITH ME". How could that team be with her if they are 6-8 hours away? The surgeon must then be closer, thus Dr. Smith.

She said in her video that she is "pumped" for the meeting. She was also "pumped" to meet all other bariatric surgeons in the past too.

 

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

I really think that she thinks she’s HULTHYY cus she don’t have those weird ass forehead lumps like the Stanton sisters.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Jade is just a feeder fetishist who exploits diversity hire tickets to work in tech. We only believe she is mildly intelligent just because she's good at avoiding being recorded by Amber, so we can't witness her own brand of autism.

Grew up with dumb bitches who yell racism every time they got caught trying to steal or cheat. This whole fatphobia shit is just an extension of the oppression olympics these two prolific scammers decided on trying to exploit. The same way SJWs probably created more prejudice against blacks and browns than existed prior to the constant faux outrage is the same way I see Amber creating people who will detest obeasts from her own pool of curated audience. I've noted that people are hella impatient with how long it's taking for karma to deal the final blow but I'm seeing a prideful and arrogant person going through death throes, full on misery is already there and an unprofitable channel is coming soon enough.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears. -- Marcus Aurelious
Sorry, Marc old pal, but Hamber just is not a stoic. -- Me

Some good football and some awful football later....

I tried to watch her video with the "I have officially made an appt with the WLS place!" bullshit, and wound up cranking it all the way up to 2x because JFC, the whining.

TL;DW: Hamber blames everyone and everything except herself for her not being able to do anything about any of the things she consistently fails. Is also, we suspected, trying to grab the gold ring of an ADHD diagnosis, to add to her hoard of muh mentalz that she does not have. The end.

 

[Constellationzero]

With Chantal officially becoming a Muslim and the anticipation about whether or not she'll literally die on the way back to Canada, I'm wondering if Amber is going to do something ridiculous to try and get the spotlight back on her. How long will she drag out the 'Muh WLS!' before deciding to go back to being a train wreck?

"So...I deeeeeecideddd..."
"The doctor wants mee tooo be on this diiiiiet. It's, liek...1200 caloreeeeessssssssss."
"And I said--that's not sustainabullllllll!"
"You have to RUHHLIZZE...I need, liek...fuuud to survive..."

"So, ennyway...today I got Chick Fil-Aaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!"

 

[Kier Starmer]

God, I thought the Kuwait arc was shit but here comes a new challenger of filling out bariatric surgery forms. QUICK HOLD ME I AM ABOUT TO FALL OFF THE RIDE DUE TO THE INTENSITY!!!!

I was talking about cows with friends and my god, Amber is so dependent on extra cast members. She only really got relevance by skin-walking Pink Sparklez and Trisha. How can you fuck up being fat, fat jokes and actions write themselves but apparently not because Amber is probably the unfunniest fat fuck around.

These Q and As the need to die like flamethrower style because if I read WLS, fatphobic, etc. It does not even rile me up but instead see good cow real estate wasted. Like Shannie lost her shit losing her Twitch and no one covered it. Plus these reaction channels adjacent to Amber should never fear being struck because she is so dependent on them she should send a basket every month because it keeps her from oblivion.

 

[FatalTater]

When Amber dies, will there even be a funeral?
I mean, who would bother attending? Her mom? Jade Francis? All her exes that she screwed over in some way?

 

[crawl]

does anyone have a clip of this

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

When Amber dies, will there even be a funeral?
I mean, who would bother attending? Her mom? Jade Francis? All her exes that she screwed over in some way?

Good question. Wish I had an answer. Doubt she has a will and we know she has zero religious convictions and those convictions determine a lot about what people want to happen when they die.

For examples, not fact, but basically the way it goes. My mom was agnostic. Her only wishes were to be cremated and have her ashes spread in the ocean off Seattle when she passed. No service, no funeral. I have her ashes but have yet to go to Seattle and spread them. Cost so far? About 5k.

Mother in law devout Catholic. Funeral here in AZ with viewing services, then body flown to Chicago for full Catholic mass ceremony, visiting and viewing, huge Pollack family lunch, then procession to the mausoleum where she was interned in a double space crypt where her husband will also be interned in similar fashion. It was their wishes. But that ran (at estimate, I don't know all the actual, only my moms, about $35k).

As said, dying is expensive but it's not like Hamber gives a flying fuck. She’ll be a fat fucking corpse and "whoever" will have to pick up the fucking pieces and costs of her blubber demise. I paid for my sister's cremation a couple of years ago because her never do well sons weren't able to and were crying about her being cremated with lab rats and dogs and shit by the state of Maryland cuz she (deliberately) was a welfare queen and ward of the state when she passed.

Hamber doesn't think that far into the future, never has. It's all here and now for her.

On a side note, I've always joked with the wife... when I'm dead and see your happy ass driving around in a new silver Mercedes, with the insurance salesman, I'll haunt your ass!

 

[crawl]

does anyone have a clip of this

found it

 

[Mekahineyho]

I’ll take my ratings but I’m losing it at Danny Brown watching Amber.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Mr Snowflake has sent amber a lovely message but we all full well know where it starts and stops.


Very silly man, he thinks he can save her.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Nobody is going or pay for her funeral, not with her money, not with any life insurance money, not when there is air Jordan's and meth that needs buying. Why bother anyway, not worth spending money, even $5 on a funeral when nobody will show up? She has no friends and junky parents.

 

[marjoram]

Mr Snowflake has sent amber a lovely message but we all full know well where it starts and stops.

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Very silly man, he thinks he can save her.

Please do NOT speak for me, man with pillowcase on his head. I am not "rooting" for Amber. Amber is a foul narc bitch who also happens to be fat. She is a liar; it's the only thing she's done consistently (besides over eat) since 2013.

Amber doesn't care about Amber. You shouldn't either. If you really want to be on her "good side" send her a giant box of snacks from England and enormous wads of cash.
That'll do it.

 

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