Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[a hapless toad]

Considering Tony Reid was released from Sonoma County jail on the 22nd, Amber either recorded this days ago and/or hasn't bothered to check in with her family for a while. But she likely already knew, since he was sentenced on the 4th to a mere 45 days (less the 9 days credit for time served) and would likely only be in jail for half of that...

So as everyone already knows, her clickbait crocodile tears are all a show for sympathy and views.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Narcissists are incapable of self reflection. Therefore, nothing about Amber will change. Cancer didn’t humble her (especially as hers was self inflicted). Nothing will. She’ll be a 500 lb lard and even if she managed to get wls, she would be the prime person to regain it.

And she’s too fat to fit in a machine and follow up with any kind of testing, why will wls be different?

 

[SkunkyMonkey420]

Considering Tony Reid was released from Sonoma County jail on the 22nd, Amber either recorded this days ago and/or hasn't bothered to check in with her family for a while. But she likely already knew, since he was sentenced on the 4th to a mere 45 days (less the 9 days credit for time served) and would likely only be in jail for half of that...

So as everyone already knows, her clickbait crocodile tears are all a show for sympathy and views.

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Yeesssssh, Tony, that's many-a felonies. Seems like a cool guy.

 

[dfranki723]

Yet strangely enough, I still have more respect for her criminal brother than I do her. Odd.

 

[SkunkyMonkey420]

YOU DID THAT TONY!

 

[Trees]

I still have more respect for her criminal brother than I do her.

His life expectancy is probably longer than hers, too.

 

[Xenomorph]

what a nice brother indeed. lmao amber did some petty theft when she in foster care getting everything paid for by us the tax payers lmao
Isnt Tony the one who she claimed abused her and used her as furnature?

 

[Insulin reid]

She's too retarded to find real weed, so she does synthetic shit. Got it. Next she'll be on Kratom.

Weed is still illegal where she is so shes never gonna even attempt to get the real stuff. Also you have to go outside and know people in order to get connections and amber doesnt leave the house.

I'm not sure how standards for this kind of stuff works in America/"illegal" states so please forgive me, but what are the chances that she's buying Spice/K2 that's branded as Delta 8 gummies? It's a thing that's been happening on TERF Island, so I wonder if it could happen in America - especially in a state that probably doesn't have many regulations for this sort of stuff.

Its possible but delta 8 is a huge thing here in the states now and i bet shes just eating the gummies. Shes not smoking the vapes or prerolls of flower because its a food item and we all know how she feels about food items. She also has breathing issues so-

Bonus points for "muh lungs"

Side note: i cant fucking believe she gets remotely high and goes " wow i feel like bingeen im lazy and i just wanna not do anything i know i need to do, i must be like.... addicted thats schoo bad i gotta stop"

Amber takes fake weed and finds that something akin to marijuana gives all the side effects of marijuana. Mind blown.

What the fuck.

 

[Smiling with air]

Considering Tony Reid was released from Sonoma County jail on the 22nd, Amber either recorded this days ago and/or hasn't bothered to check in with her family for a while. But she likely already knew, since he was sentenced on the 4th to a mere 45 days (less the 9 days credit for time served) and would likely only be in jail for half of that...

So as everyone already knows, her clickbait crocodile tears are all a show for sympathy and views.

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I really to change my username LesboGrandma

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Delta 8 or even straight THC is highly unlikely to override the psychophysiological effects of a GLP-1 agonist like Ozempic. I've done the research long before it became some TikTok fad for fatties. She's just a fat POS who stopped getting her food high and put together another problem that never existed so she could remain a 600 lb womantoddler. It's the only thing she has since her only real supporters are all deluded HAES deathfats trying to convince everyone else they're on the LGBTQ spectrum.

 

[Pointing_Pink_Yoshi]

Does Amber not realize you NEVER stop being an addict? Just because mom hasn’t smoked meth in awhile doesnt mean she isn’t an addict anymore.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

My friend is on Wagovy (I think that's the name of it) and got on the pharmacy thc oil to help her eat because it was making her so sick and food such a turn off in the beginning. So this claim coming out of right field is like wow.

Amber pretending to be a pothead from D8 is some Shanny level bullshit.

 

[Chilli Soup]

It's weird. If any other person was crying about their brother being in jail and wondering if they were just like their druggie parents, I'd be full of sympathy. But of course, the hambeast drains all that is good. It takes a special type of awful to alienate and annoy an audience to the extent she has. People don't want to hear it, Amber. We know you don't care.

(Also, props to @Situation Type Deal Gorl for 3,990 words of pure joy. That's half the length of Hello, Darling!)

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Amber talking about Delta 8 gummies reminds me of that time in Bob's Burgers where the kids think they're getting drunk from margarita mix. At her size Amber might as well be drinking margarita mix, too. She'd need the whole damn container to feel anything.

I'm late and going to show my age here, but I imagine it like this:

https://youtu.be/VKkgvTd6x0k

 

[the weeknd warrior]

My friend is on Wagovy (I think that's the name of it) and got on the pharmacy thc oil to help her eat because it was making her so sick and food such a turn off in the beginning. So this claim coming out of right field is like wow.

Amber pretending to be a pothead from D8 is some Shanny level bullshit.

Same drug but slightly different dose titration. You're basically being told you're overeating and to stop, even before you start eating. It makes eating unpleasurable and even changes your taste profile to the point of it being a massive chore to even think about eating. This is really why she quit, those foodgasms were being cancelled. Ozempic doesn't not work, if anything it worked too well and she wanted her drug of choice back. Anyway, I thought it was because one of her 40 Google doctors that told her that losing weight is why her gallbladder is acting up and that's why she had to quit?

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

I thought ozempic was working until her doctor took her off because her broken gallbladder? How the fuck much was she supposedly taking to be able to eat that much while on a medication that would make her throw up/shit it out if she overate? She has no idea what she's talking about and I'm assuming she's having trouble keeping track of lies as usual. Also, delta-8 is nothing, grow the fuck up.
She's an addict, she doesn't have BED. She claimed she was diagnosed when she a child (before it existed) and then again on better help (you know, the one she trashed not too long ago) and then this latest one? I'm not sure, I don't think she saw her more than once or twice before quitting the program so she could shove food in her face.
The crying about her family is so predictable. She's been so cunty on IG and already failed her weight loss goal so she has to make sure the new viewers think she's going through some shit and not doing what she's been doing for a decade.
I noticed she didn't talk off screen and she didn't mention her caretaker. I wonder if she went home and that's why she's being emotionally manipulative? I wonder what happened to the "I'm happier than ever she's such a good influence"?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

(Also, props to @Situation Type Deal Gorl for 3,990 words of pure joy. That's half the length of Hello, Darling!)

Wow. Of course, these weepy self-pity parties of hers are the ones I hate the most.

I watched Mr Snowflake's part 11 of the hamber algorithm, which starts in 2018 - Hamber was 495 or 497 or something to begin the year. Basically, 500 pounds. We know she ballooned up to 600 by the next year. The thought of the sheer amount of calories required to get there is (literally) making my guts hurt.

 

[low sodium]

GETTING READY FOR WLS APPT, AMAZON HAUL, NEW SCALE (550LBS) | VLOG​

Jan 27, 2023

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[Rommelbutt]

GETTING READY FOR WLS APPT, AMAZON HAUL, NEW SCALE (550LBS) | VLOG​

Jan 27, 2023

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so, how many scales does she have at that point? I'm not deep into Amberlynn lore but I watched a good amount of videos so far and I'm sure she must have like at least 6 scales at home.

 

[Happy Bitch]

Good lord she is so delusional to think that she can fit on a scale that only goes up to 550 lbs. Mind you that she "claimed" to weigh 520 at the start of the year. We will NEVER see a live weigh in on that scale because that thing is going to show an error as soon as she steps on it just like when Honey Boo Boo's mama stepped on the scale. If the scale throws an error, it might be so embarasing for her that she will throw away the scale onto the top of Mount Torrid.