- Joined
- Jan 15, 2017
I still don't understand why she always stops whatever she's saying mid-sentence to point out something negative about her appearance. "omg I look so tired" "omg my hair is a mess" "omg my shirt is full of cat hair" Bitch you're doing yourself no favors, I probably wouldn't even have notice the damn stains on your sweater if you hadn't pointed them out. Not that it matters because you're always an ugly hog anyway.
She thinks it makes her relatable. It just reminds us of how filthy she is. Not to mention lazy. She can't even bother getting Jade to roll a lint roller over her shirt before turning the camera on.
This, in and of itself, makes me giggle like a little Slappy schoolgorl.
WLS will NOT magically reshape her totally deformed body. It took years to grow to the immense proportions that it is. She might lose some fupa weight. But her shelf ass and lymph legs ain't going nowhere bean bag in a hurry.
Over time, her ass will fall if she does manage to go through with any of her overly autistic/optimistic dreams about the "magic" cure she's embracing.
Basically, she'll still look like a fat toddler with a loaded fucking diaper hanging off her ass. The legs? They're resilient. They will stay marshmallow scootypoof fat until the very end of it all.
I'm here for the ride. I wanna see the gross body deformation as it happens. It will and it will be shocking as fuck to her (and Faline) if she does go through with WLS.
But as much as that all amuses me, it ain't nebba gonna happen. She has zero conviction, worse than an ADHD child. The minute it requires any real conviction or one hunger pang or uncomfortable side effect, each of you knows as well as me that shit becomes yesterday's news, never to be mentioned again.
Prove me wrong, Hamber. Prove all (any) of us wrong. We'll continue to enjoy your cunty self-centered narc freak show in the meantime.
None of those plastics save for Panniculectomy are covered by insurance, either. Or on the off chance that they are, the companies will fight tooth and nail first. They're considered cosmetic even if the excess skin keeps breaking and causing infections. A lot of patients learn to live with it, take out loans or empty out their savings, and/or go to Tijuana. My 600 Pound Life covers the skin removal surgeries for those patients.
Doubt Amber will ever get that far, though. One of the things that seems to keep her from continuing her diets is that she's scared of excess skin. There's no way she wouldn't have it. Even somewhere in her little vacant peanut brain she knows that.
Those legs are fucked for life, though. Look at some of the most successful MSHPL patients and many of them still have trunks for legs. Lymphedema is forever, as you know very well.
Boolean Bitch sayeth:
...but then the appointment happened and she learned how they expected her to eat: 2 diet sodas per day. "Limit eating out", but not stop. Exercise 2-3 times/week. Protein with fibre (RIP gallbladder). They ONLY want her to lose 1lb for now, but Amber has her own goals.
When the experts say "limit eating out", but not stop, I'm sure she thinks once a day is just fine.
Remember Sean Milliken, of MSHPL fame? He thought it was just fine to limit himself to one fast food meal a day.
He dead now.
All I'm seeing are ways for Amber to cop out when the pressure is too much for her.
Sean Milliken's final "where are they now" is one of those episodes that stays with me the most. Literally ate away a tiny inheritance to the point of killing himself within a couple months. It's like his mom finally took him down with her from beyond the grave.