Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Slappy McGherkin]

just pretend you're watching a bad soap when you watch her videos, and almost all of it will make sense.

But even the soaps, aka Dr. Kildare, General Hospital, As the World Turns (showing my very grey hair here), peeps go from good characters to bad characters, then they fuckin' die. Hamber's Soap Opera is stuck on Episode 3 and infinitive repeat.

Other than an occasional new character showing up (the negress), what's changed in the storyline? Nuttin honey.

Fatphobic. My .5 oz up or down. A NEW YEAR and this time I mean it, my journeeelz, my mentulz, my haydurs, my dead pussy, my gall bladder, my excuses, my laaaahs about everything.

A record stuck on one bad skip in the vinyl for years. Yet nobody notices.

Very weird to me. Very weird that any of us even invest time in this. Is it that it's actually entertaining to see her continually repeat the "cycle" or is it more fucked up that we watch and think Groundhog Day will actually stop?

Go Patuxentany Phil! Will he see his shadow?

 

[Xenomorph]

Big thanks to @Daisoujou for pulling this out of the graveyard from back when ALR had a dedicated sub-forum. I updated the "Kentucky Lesbian Commune Love Triangle Situation Type Deal" to reflect the changes that have taken place and to be more current in this convoluted web.

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Jesus everytime I look at this I think "ffs those are some ugly fat dykes"

 

[the weeknd warrior]

And before y'all start saying that Amber's too dumb to come up with something like this, she's not. I think a lot of this is stuff she does sub-consciously. She's a money-hungry, attention-seeking drama-whore. You don't have to be incredibly self-aware or highly intelligent to be those things. If she was actually smart with how she did it, she'd find a way to make the storylines smoother and more believable, so as to not be constantly breaking the immersion for her audience.

That was a very long-winded and blabby way of saying it, but I guess the TL;DR of this is to just pretend you're watching a bad soap when you watch her videos, and almost all of it will make sense.

Appreciate it! I was never into soap operas and I suppose it's because when I tried, that whole plot no-plot thing subconsciously disturbed me. I have no patience for solving problems that aren't problems, especially self-inflicted things that never happened but somehow still comes at an inflated cost.

Very weird to me. Very weird that any of us even invest time in this. Is it that it's actually entertaining to see her continually repeat the "cycle" or is it more fucked up that we watch and think Groundhog Day will actually stop?

It's the S-Rank narcissism for me. Now that @Boolean Bitch made some of it make a little more sense, it's just some curiosity piquing of personal shite.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

i staunchly believe all this WLS nonsense is just for the 'content' (and i use that term extremely loosely).

She knows that this is all there is for her. What does she have to film otherwise? Her fashion sense is nonexistent. She doesn't care, really, about music or reading or writing (and her writing sucks). Her palate is on the level of a toddler just moving to solid food. All the "hobbies" she has involves siting on her ass. She has no friends, her supportive, loving MG,W doesn't want to be on camera. She can't drive. If she gets WLS - and I refuse to believe she would ever be approved - it would remove weight from he equation, and there wouldn't be anything to replace it.

I’m honest to god concerned about you and @DefCon Dumb. Obesity isn’t healthy, but neither is whatever the hell this is. Are y’all okay?

Thanks, gorl! Got insanely sick last year with some mystery gastro stuff, and lost 15 pounds I really couldn't afford to lose in four weeks. During all that, we were caring for mom with the help of Hospice, and she died a few weeks ago. Now I'm slamming calories down - sometimes up to 5K(!) - but the weight's proving hard to get back on. Hamber saying losing turty poun dis munt is unrealistic was funny as hell. Skinny people can lose lots of weight in a month, too, Hamlard!

Thanks for asking. Dealing with increasing early onset dementia with my husband - it's getting difficult & also fighting a ultimately terminal cancer diagnosis with him - no hope at all of a cure.

Sometimes I simply don't have the energy left to look after myself properly - stupid, I know. I'm learning to make myself take the time & make the effort.

Fam's here for you, gorl!

She already made an excuse to quit the no take out for a month, now she's preparing to stop weekly weigh ins. Right on time.

How many times has she said "restricting made me beenge"? Or "takeout is triggering"?

It's always the super fats that say BMI isn't accurate.

It's insane. She acts like BMI is the one and only metric for measurement. Or like it isn't possible to look at a 550 pound nearly immobile planet-sized fatass with a poop bun and determine that they are fatasses with a stratospheric BMI.

Jesus everytime I look at this I think "ffs those are some ugly fat dykes"

Troglodykes.

 

[FatalTater]

Someone should point them to shrimpgate.

The shrimp mukbang itself wasn't what got the unsubscribing to happen, it's just what she put up the day of. HOWEVER since everyone should get to experience the joy of seeing Amber eye-fucking herself while suggestively tonguing a shrimp, it was from April 2019.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/shrimp-mukbang-gaining-weight-4-3-19.55039/

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The shrimp mukbang itself wasn't what got the unsubscribing to happen, it's just what she put up the day of. HOWEVER since everyone should get to experience the joy of seeing Amber eye-fucking herself while suggestively tonguing a shrimp, it was from April 2019.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/shrimp-mukbang-gaining-weight-4-3-19.55039/

I mean as a whole, from the videos leading to it, and the aftermath. But that's asking too much of them - they can't even manage one. I suppose I'll have to revise my expectations down for them, too. What I, personally, would want to see (in an alternate universe) is these same fucking frogs seeing Hamber in the wild over there, not knowing who she was, being forced to be in her company for a full day, and then see what they had to say her. I doubt it would involve blowing unicorn-scented smoke up her shelf ass.

 

[low sodium]

WHOLE FOODS GROCERY HAUL & SITTING WITH DISCOMFORT | VLOG​

Feb 02, 2023

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[Fuckinright]

I don’t want Amber Lynn to succeed. And I’ll tell you why. Watching Amber Lynn consistently fail at everything she’s ever tried has been the only source of motivation in my life. I refuse to end up like her.

Society needs an example of what to NOT be like. Amber Lynn is the perfect example.

I compare myself to her every step of the way, just knowing that things could be worse for me.

She’s been doing a very good job as motivation so far. I’ve lost 100 pounds, about to graduate college, and got my first job,

 

[Xenomorph]

Amberlynn doesnt do discomfort when its something that helps her only hinders her because food is all she has thats aa constant in her life. .

@Fuckinright baby keep the powerlevling to a minimum cause us cunts in here smell blood in the water when newbies overshare. <3

 

[Fuckinright]

Amberlynn doesnt do discomfort when its something that helps her only hinders her because food is all she has thats aa constant in her life. .

@Fuckinright baby keep the powerlevling to a minimum cause us cunts in here smell blood in the water when newbies overshare. <3

Come for me. If you weren’t a degenerate, you wouldn’t be here, me included

I might be a degenerate. But at least I’m self aware.

At worst, I get banned off of kiwi farms. Oh my lanta. What a terrible prospect.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Come for me. If you weren’t a degenerate, you wouldn’t be here, me included

I might be a degenerate. But at least I’m self aware.

At worst, I get banned off of kiwi farms. Oh my lanta. What a terrible prospect.

Chill dude, that was a love tap.

 

[Xenomorph]

Come for me. If you weren’t a degenerate, you wouldn’t be here, me included

I might be a degenerate. But at least I’m self aware.

At worst, I get banned off of kiwi farms. Oh my lanta. What a terrible prospect.

It's for your own benefit, girly.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Come for me. If you weren’t a degenerate, you wouldn’t be here, me included

I might be a degenerate. But at least I’m self aware.

At worst, I get banned off of kiwi farms. Oh my lanta. What a terrible prospect.

They are being fairly nice for the moment. You don’t want that to change. Straighten your shit up or these niceties will go right out the window and I doubt that is something you are aiming for. Most newbs don’t get the kid gloves treatment.

 

[Fuckinright]

They are being fairly nice for the moment. You don’t want that to change. Straighten your shit up or these niceties will go right out the window and I doubt that is something you are aiming for. Most newbs don’t get the kid gloves treatment.

Im trembling as hard a twonk when Hamber walks around the corner

 

[Trees]

things could be worse for me.

Yeah I don't think so.

 

[Fuckinright]

It's for your own benefit, girly.

Yeah I don't think so.

Thinly veiled threats. Got it.

What are you gonna do? Dox me?

Suck my left nutsack. Permaban me.

 

[Constellationzero]

Welp... nice to see I still don't need to wait for the first week of August and pay for a ticket to the county fair to see the freak show.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Gah fuckin' dammit...

@Fuckinright

And, thanks to your PLing...

Finally,

On that note, so, too, shall I stop shitting up the thread.
This has been a public service announcement made thanks to Diet Coke and Jack Daniels.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Been a while since a newfag felt the need to tell us how much better than Hamber they are as though that isn't the basic requirement for being a functioning human being.

 

[ADHD]

@Fuckinright will be spending the next week in time out. If you have any further messages for her, please leave them on her profile instead of in the thread.