Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[PixieDoodle]

This is the same lip necklace she wore with Krystal on Valentine’s Day and this was last year. It went from being a necklace to a choker with an added 200lbs weight gain.

 

[The Heartthrob]

You remember those posters she was making during the dollar store scratch art phase? Where she'd draw circles with markers and continue outlining them with different colors?

Wouldn't that trigger someone with trypophobia? Wouldn't she or Wipey have commented on that?

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

This is the same lip necklace she wore with Krystal on Valentine’s Day and this was last year. It went from being a necklace to a choker with an added 200lbs weight gain.

That is one girthy neck. Reminiscent of the Giant Redwoods.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Whenever amber does these sit down cry videos, it’s sound like she’s auditioning for some angsty teen drama.

And she never gets the part because of fatphobia.

I've had enough of her pretending to care about her life though, she's just heartstring pulling in an attempt to hard reset the past few weeks/months of transgressions. People who use their health to manipulate others are outright malicious. This is one of those cards she holds, just like every other god damn time she has one of those "something bad happened to me" videos, to gaslight everyone else into accepting her goofy ass framing of being the main character that things only ever happen to.

These kinds of diseased brain foul actors cannot fathom what it actually feels like to care about someone else dying, she only knows that it gets people to back off on her litany of shit actions. Main characters don't die and even when they do they come back in the next episode of the series, this is Amber, she doesn't really think she's dying or even has the capacity to care enough to care. The ghost of your thinking brain is trying to tell you something Amber, maybe you should listen to it for once instead of trying to drown it out with more mookbongs.

Did we forget that she just asked her audience if they wanted to watch her fat ass eat again after being told no like five times in a row? Where were she going to get these feeder vlogs from while being stunning, brave and starving?

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

……………………what the fuck is “dumping”?

Rapid gastric emptying

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Eyes darting around more than DSP during an "emergency" beg

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Rapid gastric emptying

You ever ask a question that you just instinctively KNEW you didn’t want to know the answer to and asked it anyway? Yeah. That’s pretty much me right now.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Some days, I really begin to question my life choices.

Should I get the premium dog food for my shelter rescue "We don't actually know what breed(s) she might be, but she kinda looks like she has some lab and border collie and maybe wolfhound in her" dog? Yes, certainly.

Should I have eaten that entire 16 ounce steak, loaded baked potato, asparagus, glazed carrots, three large iced teas, a warm brownie with vanilla ice cream on top, with additional chocolate and whipped cream on top of that, and two cups of coffee? Yes, absolutely.

Should I have gone to university for four years, then to another university for another for years, then to another university for another two years? Yes, good call.

Should I have watched yet another wretched video from HamberLiarLynn in her grand, imaginary-but-totally-real quest for WLS that she totally-really-wants? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. No.

But I did anyway. Let's see what the Queen of (3-minute) Discomfort has to lecture us on say today.

Spoiler: HOW MY GI SCAN WENT, PSYCH APPT UPDATE, & TITANIC LEGO | VLOG - February 8, 2023

Stupid intro. yet another grocery haul. How much are the two o you fucking eating? Ordering groceries delivered twice a week (again, how much are you fucking eating?). Not saving any money over ordering takeout, but not wasting food. Then why fucking bother? We know you dgaf about nutrition.

Grocery crap: meat, cheeses, including brie, salami - at least we're getting a nod toward a real charcuterie board, sliced pineapple AND a whole pineapple, for some insane reason (not wasting money?), spaghetti noodles, cottage cheese, pickled jalapenos, various fruits, including pears (where it was obvious she couldn't immediately identify them), and grapefruit (which she claims she's never had). No comments about not having grapefruit because of medication interaction, so I guess it doesn't matter and isn't impor-en for ResearchLynn to know. And a couple of special mentions from me. Nuts. Cashews, almonds, peanuts, and pistachios to make their own trail mix. If you're not hiking trails or doing some other physically intense work, you're not eating (calorie-dense) trail mix. You're just eating mixed nuts while sitting on your ass. The other item: boxed scalloped potatoes. A "comfort" food, Hamber calls it. Let's face it, Fatty, any food is a "comfort" food for you. Scalloped potatoes are easy to make. WTF can't you do that? It would make for great content and have WAY less of those nasty sodiumz. "I don't know why my body won't let me lose weight, waaah!" This grocery haul is why.

Time to add to the fear/phobia hoard! What's our newest addition to throw at the base of Mt Torrid as an offering? The "super weird" fear about going to theaters out of fear a rando will come in and shoot up the place, killing her. Claims MG,W said "OMG, I have that fear, too! I never met anyone with the same fear!" One, it isn't a "weird" fear, no matter how hard you two dumbasses believe it to be. Two, MG,W is now clearly mirroring Hamber's bullshit - are we reaching the end goal, whatever that is? Juicy! Three, you could literally be shot any fucking where in the country, no matter the venue. She references the Aurora, CO theater shooter, and goddamn, Hamber, that was in 2012. I note you've never said you have any "fears" about going to the post office (last mass shooting in Oct 2021 in neighboring TN), the grocery store (last mass shooting in May 2022 in Buffalo, NY), going to Wommart (last mass shooting in August 2019 in El Paso, TX), or a gas station (last mass shooting in January of THIS YEAR in Oakland, CA), for instance. Why would that be? Oh, I get it. you're lying. Again. We know you don't go to the theater because of the seats. you've said this repeatedly. It's in your history. It's your pathology. It's expected.

Oh, FFS. The trypophobia. Again. She acts like she doesn't know the name of the disorder, and swears that she saw a LAYG in a biology class textbook when she was in high school and she just got the creeps and was upset, blah blah blah. "Clusters" of things set her off - and MG,W is right there to mirror her again, yelling out "EWWWWWW!" in the background, STFU, bitch, you're just the hired help - and she does the whole shaky voice thing and says word for word, almost in the same order, the same things she feels as are listed on virtually every page about it. Strangely, she seems to have no issues with clusters of grapes, looking at or eating strawberries, doing the diamond painting, building Lego, playing with the preschooler LiteBrite, washing her hands with foaming anything, using a sponge, eck-setra. You don't have trypophobia, you attention-whoring munchie.

Skipping the fucking hunt for earring backs - go take the back off one of your other goddamned thousand pairs of earrings or out of the pile of backs you've shown us before. Likewise, skipping her bullshit book reports, except to say this: she says she doesn't give in depth reviews because she likes to know as little as possible about a book before she reads it. No, the reason is because you know as little going into a book as you do coming out of it.

And now, it's just after 6 AM, she's once again bitching about not getting enough sleep - no one cares, this is your problem, easily solved - and it's time to go off to "the place" where they will have her drink "some stuff" to scan her GI (and here she does a random hand motion at her chest, much like her vague hand waving at a map when asked to point to Russia). Such specificity for someone making WLS and all it entails the centerpiece of their channel and life! As someone who has this same procedure done quite recently, it's called a GI scan, or Upper GI Study, retard. And that white chalky stuff is barium, you fat fuck. You could at least pretend you're paying attention to these things, since you're so interested in "saving [my] life", as you've repeatedly said. She goes over all the ways they had her move and reposition, and I'll just recommend googling upper gi study if you want to know about it. It's quite interesting and you get to see images of your insides!

Final item, because the very end is just her yammering about how good she feels, cackling, and a stupid outro card. She talks about this idiotic "ang-zite" she's now using. We know she shortens words because she's a fat lazy retard with a need to feel unique. She explains this usage away by saying she "suffers" (of course, ever the victim) with anxiety. In a new twist, she's now added panic disorder as an ailment, along with social anxiety, and now says she's really an introvert and I about lost my shit. In ten fucking years, she has never mentioned either of these beyond alluding to (likely nonexistent) "panic attacks", Having panic attacks does not mean you have panic attack disorder, munchie. Oh wait, sorry - forgot DoctorFuckingLynnMedicineWoman is in the house. You don't have panic attack disorder. You do not have social anxiety and you are not an introvert. NO ONE with these issues is going to bomb around a Wommart at 1 AM in a fucking scootypuff. NO ONE with these issues is going to speak at the top of their goddamned lungs everywhere they go, cackling like a fucking hyena at a full rhinocerous buff-ET. NO ONE with these issues is going to film themselves all the goddamned time and put it all on the internet, up to and including with crocodile tears streaming down their face, and they won't use that as a thumbnail, either. You don't have any of these or any of the other alphabet soup things you claim to have.

Anyway, the "ang-zite" thing. She says instead of telling whoever she's with that she's having "some anxiety" and needs to go - because THAT'S embarrassing to her, not the high volume speaking, not the cackling - she uses "ang-zite" because it's "kind of a code word". Bitch, everyone except the very young knows what it's like to be anxious. It is not embarrassing. In fact, it'd probably have people in the place, whatever place that might be, view you with a tinge of sympathy. No, instead you have to make it insipid and actually weird (versus your fake weird) by using a "code word" that everyone will immediately know. WTG, GeniusIQLynn. Well done.

TL;DW/R: They have groceries delivered. Hamber tries to convince everyone that the REAL reason she doesn't like going to the theater is not because of the fear she won't fit in the seats, as she has told us multiple times over the years, but because of her newfound fear of getting shot and killed in one. No mention of all the other places she afraid to go now due to fears of being shot, like the USPS, grocery stores, Wommart, or gas stations, etc. Vague description of her upper GI study, which is even more boring than you think. Collects several more items to add to her muh mentalz hoard (panic disorder, social anxiety, introversion). Gives some half-brained explanation of using "ang-zite" as a code word for "anxiety". Very cunning. no one would ever figure that out. Bullshits the rest of the way to the end about how great everything is. The end.

The frogs have no staying power. Who could blame them for losing interest in someone who has about as much sense in food as they do in fashion - two terrible sins in the eden that is France, no doubt.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Scared of getting shot in a theater? Did she just learn about Abraham Lincoln or something?

 

[Goatchoker]

As someone who did, in fact, know people who were killed in the Aurora Theatre shooting, she can fuck right off. I have anxiety about theaters and have been to maybe 4 movies since. I refuse to step foot in that specific theater still to this day, IDGAF if they remodeled it, hard pass. She 100% cant fit her shelf ass in a seat and that’s the reason she’s got anxiet about movie theaters. How long is she gonna keep this WLS bullshit up for? Her videos are getting MORE boring and I honestly didn’t think that was possible. she’s not gonna get WLS, we all know this lol. Fuck off Hamber.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Bitch grizzly is telling the truth for once.

She is not only scared/a bit anxious, she is absolutely petrified.
She isn't scared of the anaesthesia or procedure itself, she is in full blown panic mode because her drug of choice could potentially be taken away from her. The only thing that gives her pleasure, stuffing her face all waking hours, would no longer be an option after WLS.

She has nothing else in life other than food, food, food. She has no real human relations of value. She has no interests (the fucking Legos and other toys are just pass time shit). She is in a body that must feel equivalent to being trapped under a vehicle. Nothing, absolutely NOTHING other than food brings her pleasure.

This is why she cannot- or, more likely WILL not- accept the fact that she has to work through her mentulz before she thinks about WLS.

 

[Xenomorph]

All the clinic needs to do is view her channel, if the doctor values their mapractice insurance rates they should. Bitch is lying about her ED's now to try and game them to do the shit. Maybe wipey is hoping amber gets botched so she can do what she does best which is clog the court with frivolous lolsuits.

 

[Constellationzero]

As someone who did, in fact, know people who were killed in the Aurora Theatre shooting, she can fuck right off. I have anxiety about theaters and have been to maybe 4 movies since. I refuse to step foot in that specific theater still to this day, IDGAF if they remodeled it, hard pass. She 100% cant fit her shelf ass in a seat and that’s the reason she’s got anxiet about movie theaters. How long is she gonna keep this WLS bullshit up for? Her videos are getting MORE boring and I honestly didn’t think that was possible. she’s not gonna get WLS, we all know this lol. Fuck off Hamber.

It's why I'm just not even watching the reaction channels, reading recaps, or even paying attention to this fat POS.
This is one who will also greatly benefit from people just turning their backs, and if they say anything-or even leave a comment-it should only be "Shut up, Amber. You're boring. Go away. Get off the internet. NEXT!"

 

[Turd Fergusson]

In relation to her fears, I don’t think she is afraid of dying but is rather afraid of things occurring outside of her control. Amber likes being locked away in her luxury condo with the convenience of Ubereats, Instacart and her pet nigger, for this is the only world she has control over. In the real world you learn early on that you don’t have control over everything. Amber can’t stand the fact that if she wants to live, it will have to be in a world where uncertainty and the unknown exist.

Amber's Modus Operandi, as far as her diets, has always been that she sets a plan, either Curvy Caloriies, Optavia, Counting Calories, WW, Jenny Craig, Noom, etc, where she tells us in great detail what she will be doing, start it and within a week quit the diet. In all those cases, she is perfectly in control with no accountability. It was a game for her. However, in this case, when she wants bariatric surgery, she cannot suddenly quit, or changes the reading on the clinic's scale, or use any other tricks to avoid accountability. If she does not do what she is being asked of her, she does not get to have the surgery. In the past, she would bully teachers, guardians, girlfriends, etc to get what she wanted. Unfortunately for her, she can not do it with the clinic. If she wants the surgery she must do what they tell her to do. This is what scares her; the loss of control.

She is not only scared/a bit anxious, she is absolutely petrified.
She isn't scared of the anaesthesia or procedure itself, she is in full blown panic mode because her drug of choice could potentially be taken away from her. The only thing that gives her pleasure, stuffing her face all waking hours, would no longer be an option after WLS.

There was a lady on MSHPL that put it very succinctly: "When food has always been there for you, it is hard to lose the only friend you had". I am certain that, in the past, she spent the night snacking while being on IG, watching videos, etc. Now, she was probably told to stop eating at night, and she does not like it one bit.

 

[PixieDoodle]

That is one girthy neck. Reminiscent of the Giant Redwoods.

To think she accused Cassidy of choking her. How can anyone choke her barehanded?

 

[I call shenanigans]

All the clinic needs to do is view her channel, if the doctor values their mapractice insurance rates they should. Bitch is lying about her ED's now to try and game them to do the shit. Maybe wipey is hoping amber gets botched so she can do what she does best which is clog the court with frivolous lolsuits.

They are not watching her channel, and they don’t need to. Bariatric surgeons have far better things to do than watch random fatfucks on YouTube.…like actual surgeries. They have a team of medical and allied medical professionals (an MDT) to evaluate all aspects of their patients health. In the end they all sign off on the surgery.

No-one is going to look at a 500lb woman and think they don’t have some form of eating disorder or addiction. Her surgeon will have his standards and whether she is approved for surgery or not, those standards will be what matters. Amber can backtrack all she wants on the BED, but given she loves to talk about herself, she’ll be giving up so much info in that psych evaluation she won’t even realise it…and the psychs they use for these WLS evaluations are generally very used to fatty BS. Can a fatty bluff their way through a WLS psych evaluation…. sure. Can Amber bluff her way through one…very unlikely.

 

[BBJ_4_Ever]

Amber's Modus Operandi, as far as her diets, has always been that she sets a plan, either Curvy Caloriies, Optavia, Counting Calories, WW, Jenny Craig, Noom, etc, where she tells us in great detail what she will be doing, start it and within a week quit the diet. In all those cases, she is perfectly in control with no accountability. It was a game for her. However, in this case, when she wants bariatric surgery, she cannot suddenly quit, or changes the reading on the clinic's scale, or use any other tricks to avoid accountability. If she does not do what she is being asked of her, she does not get to have the surgery. In the past, she would bully teachers, guardians, girlfriends, etc to get what she wanted. Unfortunately for her, she can not do it with the clinic. If she wants the surgery she must do what they tell her to do. This is what scares her; the loss of control.


There was a lady on MSHPL that put it very succinctly: "When food has always been there for you, it is hard to lose the only friend you had". I am certain that, in the past, she spent the night snacking while being on IG, watching videos, etc. Now, she was probably told to stop eating at night, and she does not like it one bit.

She could always take her medication properly and use the night for sleeping, like most normal people do.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

The frogs have no staying power.

Not sustainable, Ham.

So much for the recent bizarre influx of EuroFrog Ambabies (AmPhibians?)

Soon enough, Hamber, the archive of this thread will be all you'll have left...

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I'm not bothering with a formal recap of this weepy bullshit. We all know it's just the usual step in her cycle. I will grant that this time is extra funny, because she's wah-wahing about something that if she even could ever get approved for surgery, that surgery still would not be happening any time soon. It would be like me fretting about what to do with all my hundreds of millions of dollars I won in the lottery when the drawing hasn't been held and the tickets for it aren't even on sale.

She's scurred, of course, but she's scurred of everything, and eventually that loses its punch as a nerve-wracking issue.

But it isn't any of this that struck me. What struck me the most is the very same reason she will never get WLS: despite her saying (to my hilarity) that she's "ready to do the work", she also says she wishes the surgery had already happened and it was three months past that where she "would be all healed and be off the liquid diet" - she wants the results, not the work, and she apparently has no clue, or is completely ignoring, that the work goes on forever post-surgery. There is no way she's going to have surgery that doesn't allow her to return to eating the shit diet she eats now.

Another item: she said in the "my life is changing" video that the WLS place weighed her. Why didn't she tell us what they weighed her at so it could be compared to her home scale? Why didn't she turn on the camera on her phone briefly and film the scale value from the point she stepped on to the point it settled on the result? She could have had MG,W do it, or (better) had one of the staff do it, just to shut up us haydurs who don't believe the numbers she's giving.

Finally, did she just admit that she chowed down for a day, recently? It's at about 4:09 in the YT version (the archive kept locking on me). She says she's "not perfect" and there was "one time" she "didn't say no". Just say no, according to AdviceLynn. How's that working for you, Fatty?

 

[Trees]

Did she just learn about Abraham Lincoln or something?

Hey now, she's known about Abraham Lincoln since at least the livestream era! He was a publical figure, or whatever.

So far there's no proof she's done anything but call a clinic to bug their receptionist for information that was on their website. We didn't even get to see her in the car on this trip to wherever the clinic was (is she still saying it's in another state?) Who's this employee she friended on Facebook after a 30 minute crying sess in the office? (I thought she didn't like it when medical professionals wanted to be her friend? I heard one of her therapists *literally* showed Amber her Instagram.)