Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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What she ''needs'' is a kick in the rotten vagina.

Nobody is owed kindness and she has never done a bloody thing to earn it. I'm glad she's going to shit in the face of the Frog Fuckers, I'm sure there will still be some lingering arse licking but still.

I cannot stand it when she puts on the whole animal lover act.

''I can still be grateful beautiful BBJ is still alive''. Be quiet cat killer (slight hyperbole but she gave that cat an almost certain death sentence). Your opinions on animals are null and void. It's clear as day she's so fucking desperate for some attention.

I look forward to the bright red piggy face squeezing out the tears as best it can.
 
Amber trying to get that FFG rub lmaoo. Homegorl would LOVE if FFG reacted to her shit.
FFG did react to her on her second channel last year. The views were horrible because no one cares.
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I cannot stand it when she puts on the whole animal lover act.
Watch my hackles stand and claws come out. Phhhew, boy! I have 10 and have rescued and adopted out over a 100 cats. Posted in other threads here on the Farms.

Animal abuse, any sort, sickens me more than Jade sucking on Amber's fat.

Okay... be calm Slappy... just post a smiling cat picture.

JuJu... (Julius, his brother was Caesar, but CeCe got eaten by a coyote. Very unfortunate demise.)

This cat sleeps next to me every night.
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Yeah, but is Julius there a....wtf did she claim?

Back, had to refresh the memory tubes, I'm so sucking tired.

Is Julius there a Norwegian Forest Cat, like Wasabi? Hunh? Yeah, I thought not! Because you know Hamber is so special and corky, the animals have to be, too! Even if she wouldn't know a NFC if it bit her on the shelf ass. Twonk is probably some rare version of Chihuahua, too, but from Canuckistan, so our little minds couldn't possibly comprehend it even if she tried to unconfuse it for us.
 
I must say... French Fried Gorl humiliating Foodie Booty by rescuing BBJ and exposing her neglect for all of Haydur Nation to see has to be the most interesting thing to pop up in AMBER'S thread since Necky kicked rolled Ambo to the curb and sputtered into the sunset with the porkwagon.

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@Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Is Julius there a Norwegian Forest Cat, like Wasabi? Hunh? Yeah, I thought not! Because you know Hamber is so special and corky, the animals have to be, too! Even if she wouldn't know a NFC if it bit her on the shelf ass. Twonk is probably some rare version of Chihuahua, too, but from Canuckistan, so our little minds couldn't possibly comprehend it even if she tried to unconfuse it for us.

Yeah, Amber already tried that back in the Becky era. She tried to convince her audience that Twinkie was some (I'm assuming) SUPER RARE Chihuahua mix that was supposed to weigh 12lbs instead of 5-8lbs - despite having the height, torso length, and skull/paw size of a standard Chihuahua.
 
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Yeah, but is Julius there a....wtf did she claim?

Back, had to refresh the memory tubes, I'm so sucking tired.

Is Julius there a Norwegian Forest Cat, like Wasabi? Hunh? Yeah, I thought not! Because you know Hamber is so special and corky, the animals have to be, too! Even if she wouldn't know a NFC if it bit her on the shelf ass. Twonk is probably some rare version of Chihuahua, too, but from Canuckistan, so our little minds couldn't possibly comprehend it even if she tried to unconfuse it for us.
Julius and Caesar were both feral kittens from a feral mother. I happened to snag them both very young and spent months domesticating them. Locked them in bedroom, would interact with them several times a day for weeks and they both turned the corner to domestic.

This is not an easy task as anyone who does rescue will attest to. Takes a lot of love and effort.

Here's Herr Himmler. He's a feral that adopted us. Weird, he just decided I love you and moved in and now is family.

There is no "template" for feral cats anymore than there is for raising your own children.

But yeah, Sitch. None of them are "special breed" or species. They're just critters that need and respond to being loved.

A love that Hamber has NEVER had nor knows how to pass on to anyone or anything other than herself.

Slappy out.

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ON EDIT: It's weird to me that we're talking about any of this here. On the record, I don't think she "intentionally" abuses her animals. Also on record, she's too fucking self-centered and stupid to relate to them on a loving basis. They're just props like the next Torrid haul or mukbang in her channel.

AND THAT PISSES ME RIGHT THE FUCK OFF AND IS THE ONLY REASON I'M PL'ING AT ALL.
 
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Edit: Oh, boy. Here it comes, fam!

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My bet is this is clickbait. I don't believe this is anymore than a time delay issue at this stage even though she trying to make it sound much more dramatic. Now what could her bad news possibly be?

The price has gone up so she needs to raise more money. Generally until you sign on the dotted line the price isn't set.

They won't take her gallbladder out at the same time (cholecystectomy)

She was given her actual weightloss goal and is required to lose 50lb+ before she can get approved instead of the 1lb she convinced herself she needed.

The new insurance she claims to have that covers WLS requires a 6 month monitored weightloss program.

She's had her respiratory appointment and now has to have a sleep test and 3 months monitored CPAP use.

The surgeon is so busy it takes at least 3 months to get an appointment.

She really wants Gastric Bypass, but she can only get approval for a VSG due to her size.

Maybe she now has to do the "full report" pysch test before approval, because her GP referal mentioned that she's has BED.
 
Am I retarded? There is no English subtitles on her vids right? View attachment 4643164
YouTube has this cc feature where you can get auto generated captions for the video you are watching in an exhaustive list of languages. It’s gotten pretty accurate over the past years for translating foreign videos to English
 
YouTube has this cc feature where you can get auto generated captions for the video you are watching in an exhaustive list of languages. It’s gotten pretty accurate over the past years for translating foreign videos to English

Except the "poor widdle Hamber" videos only have autogenerated subtitles in French. As usual, Hamber is a LAH.
 
Except the "poor widdle Hamber" videos only have autogenerated subtitles in French. As usual, Hamber is a LAH.
I'm on mobile and I can auto translate them to english, so it's the auto-generated French that are auto-translated into English.
I accidentally skipped past it before I could screencap it but it somehow picked up her saying Amberlynn as "Hamberlin" which is wonderful
 
FFG did react to her on her second channel last year. The views were horrible because no one cares.
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Damn. That’s sad. Anything with ambers name use to rocket launch views on channels. But honestly what is there to react to anymore?

She’s been sitting in that damn apartment for months now. No side characters on camera. No…. Anything. I never thought I’d see the day amber fucking Lynn is attempting to get weight loss surgery and I’d be just totally uninterested because of how boring she got. I use to crack up laughing at her riding a scooter at Walmart. Now she’s actually trying to get surgery and just….. BORING.

Jade era is the worst arc. I wanna go back to Kentucky day care era.
 
She played the game for longer than I expected. I'm guessing just long enough to make Jade believe her. Although I haven't heard her mumbling off camera so who knows if she's even still around. I wonder how she'll make it the doctor's or the haydurs fault.

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MUH FATPHOBIERR, shut up, sumo.
Not only is fatphobia as bad as racism, it's worse than animal abuse to hamber. What a retard.
 
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