Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[TardiX]

No, I'm almost positive that's how the doctors tried to put it into perspective and she took it literally. The definition of a binge is eating large quantities and feeling unable to stop. Doesn't matter if it's 2x or 3x what you'd usually eat. That's all subjective.

'Member when she had a whole eating disorder app to list all the ways emotionally and physically she was binging?

https://uploads.kiwifarms.net/data/video/3269/3269691-82285669b2dd7435ed9c9d1ea1af0b65.mp4

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I wrote the first part of the below a few weeks ago and left it in draft...Amber's reaction to being told to go away for a year just confirms what I thought the second she tried starting this arc:

All this sperging and speculating about weight-loss surgery, and Amber's in no way, shape or form mentally "there" for losing weight. Surgery is her end-goal, and she expects it to do the heavy lifting (heh) for her. She's still eating crap, and way too much of it. She still sees junk food as the prize.

Maybe surgery is the only hope for someone > 500 lbs (though for the same money you can spend a month or more at a *really* nice fat farm - it's not like Amber has a job that keeps her from going away awhile - to a place where there is no junk food, your intake is completely controlled, and you are obliged to move a lot. It's at least a jumpstart on normalcy as prep for surgery), I don't know.

These surgeons require someone to lose a token amount of weight (whatever amount) to prove they have willpower and tenacity, but as with the Slaytons and Amber, a lot of the patients fixate on hitting the magic number to get what they want and no more. An hour meeting with a dietician/ nutritionist (even an hour weekly/I have no idea what's standard) is great...and lasts exactly until the second time they pass a McDonald's. It's no wonder so many people eat past the surgery and fail to lose/regain in short order. They are still food-obsessed, see food as the best reward and comfort, and without a Pavlovian setup (i.e., no "hit the magic number -> get what you want," bc all they wanted was the surgery) they are lost when it comes to actually pitching in and developing some discipline and willingness to experience rewiring their dopamine pathways (if that's not technically correct, then take my term as a lay-figure of speech).

(back to present day)
As anyone who has tried to quit a habit or exchange short-term rewards for longer health and contentment knows, there are a lot of layers to the process - the physical habit/associated behaviors, the absence of the hit, the discomfort/panic of space/nothingness when you're used to its being filled, the depression/reality smack due to the lack of excuses for not getting up and doing something other than whatever your habit is, and the effort required to find a better balance, more patience, trust in the process, and grit/perseverance against how you may have been living for decades/life.

...Amber's response to being told no for now will be telling (well, it's 99% likely she's exactly as always, 1% she digs in deeper). She can have a good cry, acknowledge the disappointment but determine that with or without surgery, she is committed to doing better for herself, with or without it. That would be a mature mindset, one of a person not looking for excuses.

But, right. 99% - and not just, but definitely partly, because she is ALR - this will be the next excuse and rationalization for deciding to live life on a sofa...only it won't be a "decision" in her perspective, but rather it will be another victimization, in this case by the mean dietician who prevented her from a healthy life.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Oh well! I guess she just has to stay fat forever now! If only there was something she could do about it!

She wanted WLS this summer, and by Christmas she could be a skinny legend, ready to jet back to her spiritual home of California, to join David Dobrik’s Vlog Squad!

 

[VirginMary]

The bitch is absolutely thrilled!
Compare her demeanour in the latest "bad" news video to hers in this one where WLS was coming closer (at least in her head). She was petrified then. Now she's feeling as if 500+ lbs just fell of her shelf ass. She can finally also stop pretending like she is actually eating just those whole foods she buys. She is as happy as Chantal was when she got back to Canada with weed and paneer waiting for her (please come back Chantal, I had to watch an Amber video today for God's sake).

The icing on the cake is that she was cock blocked for WLS by her dietician. The actually person dealing with her drug of choice just said nope, no, get the fuck out of my face you lying, fat whore. Love it!

Also since I'm waiting for the obese grizzly to pass away, I do giggle at the thought of walking around ones kitchen island being exercise. Add to that a deadly fear of vitamins (Amber, you funny sometimes) and tap water.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber is living the dream.
She is in a nice apartment, has another person there to do the things she can't/won't, like walk the dog.
She can order anything she wants by just pushing a few buttons, whether it's shiny things or delicious food.
Entertainment is plentiful, again by only pushing a button or two.
She is literally in hog heaven.

How is she doing this?
Every once in a while she records herself pretending to not like living the way she does. Force a tear or two, Oh poor me, I eat everything I want in the amounts that I want. Isn't it just awful?
Upload video. Collect money, use money to fund perfect-for-her lifestyle.

Amber is winning at life. Full stop.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Anyone else find it ironic that even on bad news videos she uses filters? We need drunken livestream-lynn back, she was the must authentic then. She had one livestream on Halloween and quit because she couldn't not be herself in real time. She should just go full Chantal and get that real NPD money. Her supporters aren't the ones keeping her channel alive anyway.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

A few observations on her last video.

This decision of refusing her bariatric surgery was not made by the dietician alone. I’ve been working with medical professionals long enough to know that the decision was made by the medical team after discussing her case. What she is not telling us is that she was probably given a goal weight to lose and will be weighed at her monthly visit to the dietician. It is one thing of bamboozling YT viewers with fudged weight numbers, it is another when you go to a clinic, and they weigh you. I bet that if she fails to maintain the weight loss, the surgery will be pushed back even further.

Amber always lied, bullied, and manipulated her teachers, parents, guardians, and girlfriends into doing what she wanted them to do. However, it does not work as well with medical professionals. This is why she is so contemptuous toward them. We should not forget that she blamed her cancer surgeon for not being able to have kids.

Comparing herself to individuals on MSHPL is laughable. I bet that these patients of Dr. Nowzaradan have been in his weight loss programme for many months. They did not just jump in the car and suddenly ended up at his clinic for “Month 1”.

She used BED as a reason to avoid accountability since having BED meant that her eating could not be controlled. Now, since it is an impediment to having surgery, it has mysteriously disappeared. I did not know that BED can be so easily cured. In reality, Amber is a glutton with poor impulse control. She is not interested in stopping eating.

What are her options now?

1: Get with the programme, lose weight, don’t binge, and get weight monthly at the clinic. Finally, get bariatric surgery in March 2024.

2: Go to a different surgeon and hope she would get approved for surgery.

3: Investigate having the surgery in Mexico. Cheaper and no questions asked.

4: Forget the whole thing and blame the clinic and her viewers for her weight gain.

 

[Goatchoker]

5. Die

Just had to add that. Between her dangleeeeein ankle and no WLS…..she’s so fucked and it’s so funny

 

[the weeknd warrior]

What she is not telling us is that she was probably given a goal weight to lose and will be weighed at her monthly visit to the dietician. It is one thing of bamboozling YT viewers with fudged weight numbers, it is another when you go to a clinic, and they weigh you. I bet that if she fails to maintain the weight loss, the surgery will be pushed back even further.

This was my first thought long before any of her other excuses. How was she going to fake her weight at the clinic? We know she constantly lies to us but what did she really expect to happen? This is how my 5 year-old cousin lies despite the severity of the situation and the consequences of their actions.

 

[Constellationzero]

5. Die

Just had to add that. Between her dangleeeeein ankle and no WLS…..she’s so fucked and it’s so funny

6. Die slowly, confused, and afraid in her own months old feces and urine.

 

[Shade For Days]

I am not buying that she was upfront about BED at her psych evaluation or her dietician. There is no way she told the psychologist she had BED and he approved her. Amber uploaded a video last week complaining the she had plateaued at 1600 cals but to me, she looked like she had gained, her face was fatter. My theory of what happened is is that when she went to the dietician appt this time, they weighed her & she gained a significant amount and she was unable to explain it away. This is how the dietitcian uncovered her binge eating and told her no WLS until no binges for a year. I am sure she is pissed off & self pitying bc in her mind she is thinking that she ALMOST got away with it (hiding the BED & getting approved). So in my opinion, this surgery is never going to happen bc there is no way she can go a year without binging & prove steady and consistent weight loss. I'm sure she stopped at McDonalds on the way home from the appt to eat her feelings away.

Let the cycling begin again - YALLAH!
Edit: spelling

 

[high and tired]

At this point the big bitch needs to give up this facade of wanting to lose weight or getting WLS. She’s never going under the knife, we all know this.

Bitch is housebound, she ain’t going anywhere. Pig the fuck out and upload videos of you stuffing your fat slob with shit food and attempt to squeeze out as much YouTube coin as possible. What is left for her to do anyway. People watch her for her grotesque display of eating and her asshole personality.

 

[Polska krowa]

Hello ratio my old friend.......

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For the sake of accuracy... These dislike calculators tell us absolutely nothing. They're based on historical dislike data prior to youtube removing the counter (i.e. when Amber actually had an audience and lots of people who would hate watch her) and the dislike activities of other users of the plugin (which means that it will always be heavily skewed to inflated dislike numbers). The two combined mean that whatever number you get will be extremely wide of the mark (by increasing amounts as her channel dies).

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Imagine thinking A MULTIVITAMIN is addictive. We'd have the healthiest demographic of addicts around, though

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I am not buying that she was upfront about BED at her psych evaluation or her dietition. There is no way she told the psychologist she had BED and he approved her. Amber uploaded a video last week complaining the she had plateaued at 1600 cals but to me, she looked like she had gained, her face was fatter. My theory of what happened is is that when she went to the dietition appt this time, they weighed her & she gained a significant amount and she was unable to explain it away. This is how the dietition uncovered her binge eating and told her no WLS until no binges for a year. I am sure she is pissed off & self pitying bc in her mind she is thinking that she ALMSOT got away with it (hiding the BED & getting approved). So in my opinion, this surgery is never going to happen bc there is no way she can go a year without binging & prove steady and consistent weight loss. I'm sure she stopped at McDonalds on the way home from the appt to eat her feelings away.

Let the cycling begin again - YALLAH!

I was thinking it could be that, OR, the paperwork from her primary care physican was the wrench that got thrown into the system. The first stage with going to a specialist is usually a referral from your doctor. Amber sought out the WLS herself, did all of the tests and appointments, and then went to her doctor for the referral as the LAST step. It seemed to be AFTER the step of bringing her doctor's paperwork to the WLS that suddenly she 'plateaued'. And then blamed her DIAGNOSIS (not her overeating behaviour) on getting booted. I wouldn't be surprised if there was something the PCP's paperwork which spoke about Amber's claims of being unable to control her overeating and her BED diagnosis - and during the appointment, her dietician basically said "WTF is THIS?" Then she started porking out once the gig was up, but delayed telling her audience to drag out the story as much as possible. Why else would they waste their time with her if she was ineligible for the procedure from the beginning? Her space could have gone to someone actually eligible for the procedure. They would have immediately told her to come back later, like the last WLS clinic she tried.

 

[pistolwhipped]

Amberlynn is 100% addicted to immediate gratification and as we all suspected she clearly thought WLS was going to be a quick fix. She thought if she busted her ass for 2 months she would be rewarded with the surgery and the rest would be smooth sailing. "It's not fair, I haven't binged this whole time and I've been losing weight consistently and I made all the appointments!!!" Newsflash Amber, this isn't a 2 month long commitment, it's a LIFELONG commitment. The staff at this clinic saw right through her BS and the irony of her temper tantrum is that it did in fact prove their point that she is nowhere near ready for WLS.

Pretty much every single long term weight loss success story happens because the person made an entire lifestyle change to clean eating and normal portion sizes (even WLS patients too). WLS or not, ALR has never once indicated that she is ready or intends to make this permanent lifestyle change. So fat she will always be.

 

[HackerX]

I guess that's what she's hoping for with this ADHD diagnosis bullshit. Legal amphetamines to assist with her weight loss.

That Peter Griffin ball chin is coming along nicely.

I'm convinced stimulants could have the opposite effect. Why the hell wouldn't they when she shatters all reasonable expectations.

Imagine. Amphetamine-induced gorging. The likes of which Earth has never seen, much less prepared for.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I wrote the first part of the below a few weeks ago and left it in draft...Amber's reaction to being told to go away for a year just confirms what I thought the second she tried starting this arc:

All this sperging and speculating about weight-loss surgery, and Amber's in no way, shape or form mentally "there" for losing weight. Surgery is her end-goal, and she expects it to do the heavy lifting (heh) for her. She's still eating crap, and way too much of it. She still sees junk food as the prize.

Maybe surgery is the only hope for someone > 500 lbs (though for the same money you can spend a month or more at a *really* nice fat farm - it's not like Amber has a job that keeps her from going away awhile - to a place where there is no junk food, your intake is completely controlled, and you are obliged to move a lot. It's at least a jumpstart on normalcy as prep for surgery), I don't know.

These surgeons require someone to lose a token amount of weight (whatever amount) to prove they have willpower and tenacity, but as with the Slaytons and Amber, a lot of the patients fixate on hitting the magic number to get what they want and no more. An hour meeting with a dietician/ nutritionist (even an hour weekly/I have no idea what's standard) is great...and lasts exactly until the second time they pass a McDonald's. It's no wonder so many people eat past the surgery and fail to lose/regain in short order. They are still food-obsessed, see food as the best reward and comfort, and without a Pavlovian setup (i.e., no "hit the magic number -> get what you want," bc all they wanted was the surgery) they are lost when it comes to actually pitching in and developing some discipline and willingness to experience rewiring their dopamine pathways (if that's not technically correct, then take my term as a lay-figure of speech).

(back to present day)
As anyone who has tried to quit a habit or exchange short-term rewards for longer health and contentment knows, there are a lot of layers to the process - the physical habit/associated behaviors, the absence of the hit, the discomfort/panic of space/nothingness when you're used to its being filled, the depression/reality smack due to the lack of excuses for not getting up and doing something other than whatever your habit is, and the effort required to find a better balance, more patience, trust in the process, and grit/perseverance against how you may have been living for decades/life.

...Amber's response to being told no for now will be telling (well, it's 99% likely she's exactly as always, 1% she digs in deeper). She can have a good cry, acknowledge the disappointment but determine that with or without surgery, she is committed to doing better for herself, with or without it. That would be a mature mindset, one of a person not looking for excuses.

But, right. 99% - and not just, but definitely partly, because she is ALR - this will be the next excuse and rationalization for deciding to live life on a sofa...only it won't be a "decision" in her perspective, but rather it will be another victimization, in this case by the mean dietician who prevented her from a healthy life.

I’m reminded of that South Park episode where Randy was forced to go to AA after getting a DUI and they convinced him that he was an alcoholic and it’s a disease he’s powerless over. So he bought a wheelchair and just sat there all day drinking beers until Stan finally called him out on the bullshit. The point is, if you start thinking “It’s not my fault!” and become the perpetual victim, you’re pretty much screwed.

Honestly, Amber would probably benefit from having a long talk with her mother. Recovering addicts know all about the tough lifestyle changes you have to make. It’s not as simple as getting clean (or in her case, stopping the overeating).

Then again, this is Amber, so I don’t know why I’m wasting my breath.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

I'm convinced stimulants could have the opposite effect. Why the hell wouldn't they when she shatters all reasonable expectations.

Imagine. Amphetamine-induced gorging. The likes of which Earth has never seen, much less prepared for.

She's on the record for researching phentermine, which ranks above any ADHD meds for appetite suppressants. When she researched it, she was still able to eat as much as she usually does. Her whole neurotransmitter system is bunked, there is no chase for Amber there is only having it now.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

She's said this In a recent video- "when will it be my turn?"- and I think that's the fundamental issue.

Rate me MATI lmao.

It could be "your turn" in a year if she fucking TRIED.

Gone without.

Got uncomfortable.

Not just throw a fucking crybaby fit over having to work.

She's really got everything handed to her in life and has been so fucking coddled by the system, her family, other's, the block button, whether she wants to admit it or not.

She may have had bad things happened to her in life, but everyone has.

Everyone has trauma.

Grow up and realize that you're not special, Amber; you'll probably be happier when you realize that.

Even if she was just a bog standard 300 pounds "small fat" trying to get it, she still wouldn't be a good candidate because she's a brat.

Imagine thinking A MULTIVITAMIN is addictive. We'd have the healthiest demographic of addicts around, though

I honestly don't get her logic with that.

Yeah, it's possible overdosing on vitamins, but wouldn't you have to take a shit load of them to do that? I'd imagine it's rare depending on the vitamin.

She's an idiot that wants to use fancy, pop psychology terms but she can't even use them correctly.

Personally I don't believe anyone with "medicine anxiety" would take gas station delta 8 as carelessly as she did.