Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dfranki723]

Those views, fucking oof Fatty. That's gotta sting.

 

[Polska krowa]

Blood work results: Hulthy but big (low vitamin D is the only thing Amber mentioned).

Spoiler: Sperg

Low vitamin D is not a sign of good health... There's a reason that your vitamin D level is taken when you're admitted to hospital, as it's a good general indicator of overall health. The three major causes of low vitamin D (excluding sunlight - unless you live in the arctic circle, you have absolutely no excuse for not stepping outside and getting enough sunlight) are obesity, live failure, and kidney failure. Amber has all three to varying levels and the doctor should be running liver enzyme tests, blood tests, and putting her on a restrictive diet (even if they did, Amber wouldn't stick to it I guess).

I'm guessing her response will be to just take Vit D supplements, but if liver failure is the causitive factor, for example, supplementing Vit D does absolutely nothing to address the thing that's actually causing the deficiency in the first place. Its like papering over a fault line and expecting earthquakes not to happen becuse you can't see the fault line anymore

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

. The three major causes of low vitamin D (excluding sunlight - unless you live in the arctic circle, you have absolutely no excuse for not stepping outside and getting enough sunlight)

It's pretty common in oldies who might not get out much, and even worse if you have dark skin. Even young people that cover up and use sunscreen to avoid cancer/skin ageing can get low Vit D.

 

[I call shenanigans]

]The three major causes of low vitamin D (excluding sunlight - unless you live in the arctic circle, you have absolutely no excuse for not stepping outside and getting enough sunlight) are obesity, live failure, and kidney failure.

Nearly every woman I know post menopause (and Amber is post menopause) has to supplement vitamin d due to deficiency. Estrogen plays a key role in activating vitamin d in the body, so once the ovaries are removed, or cease working, there is every excuse to be deficient regardless of the time spent in sunshine.

the doctor should be running liver enzyme tests, blood tests, and putting her on a restrictive diet (even if they did, Amber wouldn't stick to it I guess).

Those tests were absolutely run. A standard bariatric panel includes CBC, MBA20, liver function, electrolytes, thyroid function, A1c, iron studies, cholesterol panel, vit D, vitamin B12 at a minimum. Other blood orders tend to be patient dependent, but the ones I listed are standard across the board, and recommended minimum protocol by every bariatric surgery body I’ve seen.

 

[Polska krowa]

It's pretty common in oldies who might not get out much, and even worse if you have dark skin. Even young people that cover up and use sunscreen to avoid cancer/skin ageing can get low Vit D.

She isn't old, and can get out and about with wipey, even if she has to use a scootipuff for the majority of the time. She also isn't black, she's white.

Nearly every woman I know post menopause (and Amber is post menopause) has to supplement vitamin d due to deficiency. Estrogen plays a key role in activating vitamin d in the body, so once the ovaries are removed, or cease working, there is every excuse to be deficient regardless of the time spent in sunshine.


Those tests were absolutely run. A standard bariatric panel includes CBC, MBA20, liver function, electrolytes, thyroid function, A1c, iron studies, cholesterol panel, vit D, vitamin B12 at a minimum. Other blood orders tend to be patient dependent, but the ones I listed are standard across the board.

The thing is, we only have Amber's side, the doctor could very easily have told her that her numbers are as expected for someone her weight, or are stable for now, and she took that to mean that she was healthy. We see a similar mindset across all the deathfats, where they interpret the information the doctor told them as something different to what they were actually told. There's no way someone her size doesn't have fatty liver or kidney failure to some extent, and both would definitely contribute to low vit D. I agree that vit D is essential post-menopause, but I think also that Amberlynn's body is an absolute clusterfuck and they shouldn't ignore the likelihood that there are things beyond her hysterectomy and lack of sunlight that are contributing to it.

Edit: She's also not been approved for her bariatric surgery, so there's definitely more to the tale than she's willing to tell

 

[I call shenanigans]

The thing is, we only have Amber's side, the doctor could very easily have told her that her numbers are as expected for someone her weight, or are stable for now, and she took that to mean that she was healthy. We see a similar mindset across all the deathfats, where they interpret the information the doctor told them as something different to what they were actually told. There's no way someone her size doesn't have fatty liver or kidney failure to some extent, and both would definitely contribute to low vit D. I agree that vit D is essential post-menopause,

I agree and said the same earlier, especially when it comes to her liver function tests. There is no way she doesn’t have fatty Liver disease, plus her troublesome gallbladder and pancreas should be showing via abnormal liver enzymes. I even said in my post about it that I suspect they actually said her results were as would be expected for someone her size. We also know that Amber lies, and that she’s not going to tell us things that paint her in a bad light. The good side of her saying that though is she now can’t argue that the surgery is emergent to save her life if a vitamin d deficiency is the only issue. She has a lot more medical testing to go through though. The testing protocols are pretty standard worldwide these days

 

[Polska krowa]

I agree and said the same earlier, especially when it comes to her liver function tests. There is no way she doesn’t have fatty Liver disease, plus her troublesome gallbladder and pancreas should be showing via abnormal liver enzymes. I even said in my post about it that I suspect they actually said her results were as would be expected for someone her size. We also know that Amber lies, and that she’s not going to tell us things that paint her in a bad light. The good side of her saying that though is she now can’t argue that the surgery is emergent to save her life if a vitamin d deficiency is the only issue. She has a lot more medical testing to go through though. The testing protocols are pretty standard worldwide these days

She's at a really interesting crossroads with her health. Given that WLS has always been the last-ditch option in her mind, that rejection must've been a massive blow. I won't hold my breath about it, but she needs that road to Damascus moment now more than ever (then again, you could say that for every day that passes).

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

I was watching one of those cop shows and saw a morbidly obese woman getting arrested. Of course, she was still WAY smaller than the Hambeast, maybe half her size if not a bit more, but still very much a landwhale. It was a whole ass ordeal. The cuffs wouldn't fit her.

It got me thinking, can you imagine Amberlynn getting arrested? Not only would there be no cuffs that fit her, but there's also no way she'd be able to fit in the back of a police car. Imagine the time and effort and resources that would have to spent on taking her gigantic ass to jail. Now that's entertainment I'd pay to consume.

Could you imagine the bright orange tents from bass pro shop they’d have to sew together to make her a “standard” issue jumpsuit? I’d pay literal money for that shit.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

I suspect they actually said her results were as would be expected for someone her size.

There it is, right there!
What the professional said: “These results are what I would expect from someone of your size”. Meaning. “You’re obese, therefore your organs are struggling badly and your blood work is abnormal.”

What Amber heard: “these results are as I would expect…..so, that’s normal. Fine.”

She is either very stupid, wilfully ignorant or flat-out twisting words deliberately. I’m kinda thinking she’s feeling quite down and choosing to hear what she wants to hear.

 

[VirginMary]

So I watched Amber's latest video and once again my internet provider was seconds away from getting a call requesting immediate cancellation...

But since we're not all hateful here at the farms () let us try to be more understanding towards this retard (hear me out! it's not a slur in this case!).

If a freak with severe Down's syndrome takes a dump on the floor at Walmart you can't just beat it over the head with a bat as punishment, you have to try to find it within you to understand that creature's condition and subsequent actions. I think we have to find the same approach to Amber's condition. There's a lot of evidence supporting that she is severely mentally retarded.

It has long been thought that those with lower cognitive abilities develop obesity (stupid = fat). More and more studies show that obesity itself causes a decline in cognitive functions. Obesity causes the cognitive impairment not only by affecting the cardiovascular system and decreasing brain perfusion/causing minor stroke but also by the inflammation itself (fat = stupid).

In a recent study researchers tested their thesis and came to the conclusion that "excess adiposity was a risk factor for reduced cognitive scores, independent of cardiovascular risk factors, educational level, and MRI-detected vascular brain injury". Meaning that being fat will make you dumber even if you discount for the cardiovascular and central nervous system complications that obesity brings.

In particular the study showed that every 9,2% increase in body fat percentage lead to a decreased score of 0,8 in the digital symbol substitution test (a test used to assess cognitive function). Some of the difficulties described were "poorer spatial reasoning, short-term memory, verbal proficiency, learning and memory, and executive function".

Amber is 5' 1", a healthy weight for her would be 115 lbs with a healthy body fat percentage of 25%. That means there is 87 lbs of lean mass in a healthy Amber (lol). Amber weighs 508 lbs. There is 421 lbs of fat on Amber (I understand this isn't MRI-scan level measurements but let us play with numbers) giving her a body fat percentage of 83%. That is almost 6,5 standard deviations in body fat percentage and 5,2 lower score. That can be the difference between a subclinical and clinical cognitive disorder.

She keeps claiming ADHD, does she even know what the H stand for? No. And now we know why she doesn't know that. Because fat makes her severely retarded. She has been fat hew whole life and we expect her to make one single rational decision? We are asking for way too much.

Look at that clever face!

 

[the weeknd warrior]

There's a lot of evidence supporting that she is severely mentally retarded.

At the very least there's a severe disconnect in her ability to recognize consequences that comes from a pattern of her actions. The military rejects anyone with the IQ of 82 and lower because that's the cutoff for when people cannot follow directions, they would end up killing someone because they can't figure out a manual.

Between her lying to us and her audience about her weight, I'm convinced she's deluded herself into thinking there's no cost involved in fabricating reality. Her toddler tantrum about the dietician shows how unrealistic her expectations were and I'd go a step further to say that she's so warped that she thought she was going to bend space and time to her will. What the hell did she think was going to happen going in there, knowing full well she gained weight and coming out like the dietician owed it to her to go along with the fake weights she gives in her video updates.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Here's the thing fatty. Waiting a decade to talk about foster care and muh trauma doesn't really work when you've proven yourself to be a liar. No one cares and no one believes you anyway. Grow the fuck up.
Like everyone else said, there's zero chance all of her labs were normal. Her liver function alone would raise all kinds of concern in someone not 3x their normal weight. But sure, just a vitamin D deficiency.
It's funny watching her stomp her dainty feet about this WLS while also saying she can't stick to diets for that long. Does she think that urge to eat 5,000 calories is gonna just magically disappear because she had the surgery? Maybe I'm the idiot, maybe she's okay with wasting 30k on surgery and blowing her stomach out.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

So I watched Amber's latest video and once again my internet provider was seconds away from getting a call requesting immediate cancellation...

But since we're not all hateful here at the farms () let us try to be more understanding towards this retard (hear me out! it's not a slur in this case!).

If a freak with severe Down's syndrome takes a dump on the floor at Walmart you can't just beat it over the head with a bat as punishment, you have to try to find it within you to understand that creature's condition and subsequent actions. I think we have to find the same approach to Amber's condition. There's a lot of evidence supporting that she is severely mentally retarded.

It has long been thought that those with lower cognitive abilities develop obesity (stupid = fat). More and more studies show that obesity itself causes a decline in cognitive functions. Obesity causes the cognitive impairment not only by affecting the cardiovascular system and decreasing brain perfusion/causing minor stroke but also by the inflammation itself (fat = stupid).

In a recent study researchers tested their thesis and came to the conclusion that "excess adiposity was a risk factor for reduced cognitive scores, independent of cardiovascular risk factors, educational level, and MRI-detected vascular brain injury". Meaning that being fat will make you dumber even if you discount for the cardiovascular and central nervous system complications that obesity brings.

In particular the study showed that every 9,2% increase in body fat percentage lead to a decreased score of 0,8 in the digital symbol substitution test (a test used to assess cognitive function). Some of the difficulties described were "poorer spatial reasoning, short-term memory, verbal proficiency, learning and memory, and executive function".

Amber is 5' 1", a healthy weight for her would be 115 lbs with a healthy body fat percentage of 25%. That means there is 87 lbs of lean mass in a healthy Amber (lol). Amber weighs 508 lbs. There is 421 lbs of fat on Amber (I understand this isn't MRI-scan level measurements but let us play with numbers) giving her a body fat percentage of 83%. That is almost 6,5 standard deviations in body fat percentage and 5,2 lower score. That can be the difference between a subclinical and clinical cognitive disorder.

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She keeps claiming ADHD, does she even know what the H stand for? No. And now we know why she doesn't know that. Because fat makes her severely retarded. She has been fat hew whole life and we expect her to make one single rational decision? We are asking for way too much.

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Look at that clever face!

I would agree to a certain level. But I would add that Amber is manipulative as all hell. She manipulates her YT audience. She manipulates her partners and I don’t doubt she tries to manipulate her healthcare professionals. She has a reasonable degree of understanding about actions and consequences. She’s way too sneaky to be let off gently for being just low IQ.

 

[FatalTater]

I was half-watching Zachary Michael react to her latest nonsense, and I'm not even halfway through, but when she's describing how one psychologist has a higher-up psychologist that goes over the notes about patients, and the dietitian and surgeon are all involved, and Amber can't just talk to the surgeon without going through all these interoffice channels....
Gorl, that is classic office runaround! These people do not want to deal with FailureLynn so they're passing the buck and confusing her with all this minutiae, knowing full well that she will not know to demand to speak to the ones she wants to, or go elsewhere. (Nevermind that I'm certain that she only wants to speak to the surgeon so she can bat her eyes and pout to try to get her way.)
I'll bet if she were to call the place and DEMAND answers, the person responsible for that question would magically be out that day or in a meeting. I would even put money on it.

So far from what I've watched, her body language, that is, her facial expressions and hand gestures anyway, tell me that she is talking out her shelf.
Either she's making a lot of this up and is convinced that her audience will believe her 100%, or she thinks she knows what she's talking about and is delighting in her specialness.
I diagnose her with FUBAR disorder.

edit
Okay I got a little bit further in the video and she says of being told she can't get surgery right now, "...of course I was a little, sad and it's like, if I wouldn't have felt that way? if I would have just been like, "Okay that's totally fine". Then I know I'm not, then I know I'm not wanting this"

There it is. The reason she can't let this go and just do what the doctors are telling her to do to qualify for surgery next year. We were all correct, she does NOT want surgery but she doesn't want her audience to be right, so she's making a big stink to look like she really wanted it.

 

[Constellationzero]

There's a lot of evidence supporting that she is severely mentally retarded.

Yep. Which, like Tammy, makes her unable to understand the situation fully, take responsibility for herself, and consent to invasive high risk surgery that has an even higher chance of failing, or her dying on the table.

Not that fucking hard, and you don't need to be a QIDP to observe that.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Just wait till fatass finds out (and she never will because she will never get that far) that the surgeon is booking 6 months out after approval, turning her 12 month wait into a 18 month wait.

 

[lol cow supreme]

I HAVE NEVER LIED ABOUT ANYTHING

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

OK, I'm trying to get through this thing. I haven't really read any summaries (thank you, @Boolean Bitch for yours when I refuse to watch this fat fucking bitch) or watched any reactions. But I swear she is really pissing me off with her "I'm so special you guise, they need to give me a date or it will be their fault that I can't do it." schtick. More than usual, if we're getting technical. Beyond that, though, my inkling of a suspicion that she is lying about this whole WLS arc has turned into a full-on belief. There hasn't been anything about her jernee that makes any sense whatsoever.

My recap is in progress and I'm trying to keep it kind of under control but goddamn she makes me want to punch her right through my monitor.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Calm down, Sitch. You'll just have to buy a new monitor. Ask me how I knows!

 

[Xenomorph]

So I watched Amber's latest video and once again my internet provider was seconds away from getting a call requesting immediate cancellation...

But since we're not all hateful here at the farms () let us try to be more understanding towards this retard (hear me out! it's not a slur in this case!).

If a freak with severe Down's syndrome takes a dump on the floor at Walmart you can't just beat it over the head with a bat as punishment, you have to try to find it within you to understand that creature's condition and subsequent actions. I think we have to find the same approach to Amber's condition. There's a lot of evidence supporting that she is severely mentally retarded.

It has long been thought that those with lower cognitive abilities develop obesity (stupid = fat). More and more studies show that obesity itself causes a decline in cognitive functions. Obesity causes the cognitive impairment not only by affecting the cardiovascular system and decreasing brain perfusion/causing minor stroke but also by the inflammation itself (fat = stupid).

In a recent study researchers tested their thesis and came to the conclusion that "excess adiposity was a risk factor for reduced cognitive scores, independent of cardiovascular risk factors, educational level, and MRI-detected vascular brain injury". Meaning that being fat will make you dumber even if you discount for the cardiovascular and central nervous system complications that obesity brings.

In particular the study showed that every 9,2% increase in body fat percentage lead to a decreased score of 0,8 in the digital symbol substitution test (a test used to assess cognitive function). Some of the difficulties described were "poorer spatial reasoning, short-term memory, verbal proficiency, learning and memory, and executive function".

Amber is 5' 1", a healthy weight for her would be 115 lbs with a healthy body fat percentage of 25%. That means there is 87 lbs of lean mass in a healthy Amber (lol). Amber weighs 508 lbs. There is 421 lbs of fat on Amber (I understand this isn't MRI-scan level measurements but let us play with numbers) giving her a body fat percentage of 83%. That is almost 6,5 standard deviations in body fat percentage and 5,2 lower score. That can be the difference between a subclinical and clinical cognitive disorder.

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She keeps claiming ADHD, does she even know what the H stand for? No. And now we know why she doesn't know that. Because fat makes her severely retarded. She has been fat hew whole life and we expect her to make one single rational decision? We are asking for way too much.

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Look at that clever face!

lmao bitch where tf is ur teefs