Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FarmVille]

In what era were you watching ALR thinking, “it isn’t unreasonable that she could be a motivational speaker”

You have to pay a licensing fee to give TedX talks btw, it’s a scam

 

[Constellationzero]

She could be hitting the lucrative former foster child circuit? Speaking to who exactly?

Here's how, in spite of video recorded evidence--archived and all--YOU TOO, can wholesale fabricate complete horseshit lies to suit a narrative like you're a deathfat Upton Sinclair!

For just 15.99$, you can book your seat at the Lexington Airport Radisson!
Amberlynn HUNGREE Reid will personally reveal secrets on how to throw passive aggressive shade at your home health care aides exes while blubbering on CUE for the camera that "It's NAWT MAH FAWWWWLT! I had it HARRD! I wuz, liek...in FOSTER CARE!"

An extra 7.99$ buys you one extra hour in the ball pit earreeeeen drawers to choose you a winner!

 

[beansoup]

Amber can host a Ted Talk.. the bitch can't string together a sentence longer than six words at a time without stopping for a snack break in between. She'd make a 15 minute discussion last four hours.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Since when you mention it, it's really weird that a loving couple would share a home but sleep in different bedrooms. Kind of defeats the purpose unless it's a matter of physical revoltion, which loops back to being weird in a relationship situation type deal.

There are all sorts of reasons a loving couple might sleep seperately. As @ADHD pointed out, snoring is a big one, and we know Amber has untreated sleep apnoea so would be terrible to sleep with. Shift work, illness, chronic pain, also are valid reasons. Night sweats will drive a partner insane if you basically sleep in a different climate zone than your partner…if you know you know. Menopause or thyroid issues can bring drenching night sweats. Some people can’t even handle the soft vs hard mattress selection. None of these have anything to do with physical revulsion.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber can host a Ted Talk.. the bitch can't string together a sentence longer than six words at a time without stopping for a snack break in between. She'd make a 15 minute discussion last four hours.

No two talks would be the same, as her stories always change.

 

[brooky]

There are all sorts of reasons a loving couple might sleep seperately. As @ADHD pointed out, snoring is a big one, and we know Amber has untreated sleep apnoea so would be terrible to sleep with. Shift work, illness, chronic pain, also are valid reasons. Night sweats will drive a partner insane if you basically sleep in a different climate zone than your partner…if you know you know. Menopause or thyroid issues can bring drenching night sweats. Some people can’t even handle the soft vs hard mattress selection. None of these have anything to do with physical revulsion.

High blood sugar and untreated sleep apnea can also cause night sweats. Sleeping next to Amber would be like sleeping next to a stinky, snoring swamp.

 

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

Wait where did she say they slept in diff rooms

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Wait where did she say they slept in diff rooms

She moved the the other bedroom, aka “the office” when Jade moved in. The fact that Jade works during the day and Amber is awake all night along with the fans blaring might be the reasons.

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

High blood sugar and untreated sleep apnea can also cause night sweats. Sleeping next to Amber would be like sleeping next to a stinky, snoring swamp.

Don't forget the extra moisture from her leaky laygs

 

[Salvador Dali]

MRI update, 6x underwear, & gave my gf a tattoo!!! | vlog​

Spoiler: Archive

 

[TC-P]

Don't forget the extra moisture from her leaky laygs

I just ate!!! Damn you bringing up that image.

 

[Xenomorph]

YEAP, first thing I think of when covering my pussy is my Mom...

 

[Salvador Dali]

What is it with trailer trash fatties eating off of paper plates and plastic cutlery on such a regular basis? Isn't this slag hoarding a bunch of pioneer woman plates in her cabinets? The signature 2 Eggs and 2 pieces of whatever high-processed pork product she consumes for breakfast is Amber's delusional meal she uses to convince us that she is "on track" when she is in fact off track.

I hope I can articulate this well enough to make sense:

When Amber is being fed new info by her current pet dyke partner(s) she always puts on this hot girl detective persona. She interjects every few sentences with half-assed questions for the sake of making it appear she is paying attention while fluffing and running her fingers through her hair and blinking rapidly with doe eyes. She tries to dissect, understand and create a timeline of the situation in real-time to see if it will have any impact or bearing on her life or if she can use it against others.

If you've ever interacted with people who are drama queens or known gossip spreaders, this is how they usually act. They ask very specific questions about the situation and once they find out you don't have any useful dirt, they quickly become impatient and uninterested in the interaction. Amber did this a lot when she had side characters during her time at the gay care.

 

[Lidl Drip]

What is it with trailer trash fatties eating off of paper plates and plastic cutlery on such a regular basis? Isn't this slag hoarding a bunch of pioneer woman plates in her cabinets? The signature 2 Eggs and 2 pieces of whatever high-processed pork product she consumes for breakfast is Amber's delusional meal she uses to convince us that she is "on track" when she is in fact off track.

It's an American thing where they are too lazy and fat to do the dishes, despite almost every house having a dishwasher. Same as ordering take-out all the time instead of cooking at home. Pure laziness.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

What is it with trailer trash fatties eating off of paper plates and plastic cutlery on such a regular basis? Isn't this slag hoarding a bunch of pioneer woman plates in her cabinets? The signature 2 Eggs and 2 pieces of whatever high-processed pork product she consumes for breakfast is Amber's delusional meal she uses to convince us that she is "on track" when she is in fact off track.

I hope I can articulate this well enough to make sense:

When Amber is being fed new info by her current pet dyke partner(s) she always puts on this hot girl detective persona. She interjects every few sentences with half-assed questions for the sake of making it appear she is paying attention while fluffing and running her fingers through her hair and blinking rapidly with doe eyes. She tries to dissect, understand and create a timeline of the situation in real-time to see if it will have any impact or bearing on her life or if she can use it against others.

If you've ever interacted with people who are drama queens or gossip spreaders, this is how they usually act. They ask very specific questions about the situation and once they find out you don't have any useful dirt, they quickly become impatient and uninterested in the interaction. Amber did this a lot when she had side characters during her time at the gay care.

TMI but super narc tendencies raised by narcs and psychos here. That whole bit with intel gathering was the only way I knew how to defuse the situation as a child. It occurs whether I'm actually interested or not, I just instinctively know when to zone in when someone is feeling voluntary about things they shouldn't be or when I know they're fabricating an entire situation. I'm only finding out now that perfect recall isn't normal, so it's understandable that there's not really a way to articulate this.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Plot Summary with Commentary. Not a Reeeecap - I lack the intestinal fortitude to go into every point that Amber makes. Alright, let's see what our internet cryptid is up to...

Spoiler: MRI update, 6x underwear, & gave my gf a tattoo!!! | vlog

FOOD!! Cubed fried spam and scrambled eggs (served on a disposable plate and eaten with a disposable fork). Diet's going well, I see....

Amber doesn't want to 'force' herself to make the videos longer. I mean, when you spend ALL of your day eating or thinking about food (but don't want to show that in your videos because you are pretending to be on a weight-loss journey), and Jade has put her foot down about being on camera, I guess it can be really inscruciating to try and find any vlog content.

"Ugh... I just brushed my teeth. I have toothpaste mouth", hinting that the taste of the breakfast will be too repulsive. You're tricking no one, Ambo. We know you'll be able to power through.... and, I was right.

Makeup on, as Amber has an 'interview' on Zoom in a few hours. So nervous. She's back to drinking soda - her dietician is fine with her drinking it. Well, if you aren't following any of the other 'stupid little rules' like LOSING WEIGHT, WTF does it matter if you have a sodie?

Rarity!!!! The cat is stoned on catnip and rolling around on the top of the cat condo with some catnip stuck to the top of her head.

Torrid haul!!! The shoes arrived. They look like low quality TRASH. Find out next video if they actually fit! Also bought a short sleeved cardigan, burgundy (or maroon?) dress - size 4. Pink maxi dress. Panties that she won't wear. She just holds them out while still folded, because if she unfolded them, anyone with any sense of spacial perception would see that there is NO WAY they would fit.

Amber got panties with a cherry print to remind her of her mom.

Book Readeeen - Don't care, [SKIP] Though I do wonder what happened to her Kindle?

Jade had a video interview (a "counciltation") for a really big tattoo she's planning- OOH maybe it's an Amber tattoo so her BAYBUH is always with her!!! Don't do it, Jade, you don't have enough skin!!! Amber has bought Jade tattoos for their anniversary and Jade's birthday - the tattoos were samples of Amber's HANDWRITING. Not a narcissist, y'all!

MEDICAL DUMPING!!! This time for Jade. Something's wrong with her foot, and the MRI was for her. OBVIOUSLY! Amber has mentioned on more than one occasion that she's too fat to fit. Jade has a 'object' in her foot and the doctor's don't know what it is, but they aren't worried about it. NO ONE CARES!!!

Amber starts talking about stupid shit to fill time. "Why can minors act in R-Rated movies and tv shows, but are not allowed to watch them? I am in confusion". She can't be this dumb - this is to pad out the video. [SKIP]

Amber ignores the camera to talk to Jade about her tattoo appointment. [SKIP]

PO Box!! I hope someone sent her the Fiji water bottle filled with worms.... Drat!! ... NO, EVEN BETTER!!! Someone sent Amber incontinence pads and coupons!! LOL, Amber pretends that they're menstrual pads! HAHAHA.

Fake lego camera update: half done.

Joke filler: "What do you call an angry carrot?" Films a lot of empty time of her staring into space to give us time to guess. "A steamed veggie!" She forces a winded, wheezy laugh.

Placard stating she "Went bowling with some friends and then spent the night at their house. They didn't want to be on camera, which I understand of course!". Pics of you anywhere but in your apartment or it didn't happen.

TL;DR: Amber slops spam and eggs into her mouth and chews obnoxiously on camera. Amber received the shitty Torrid shoes. Torrid haul (no try-on), including 6x cherry panties to remind her of her mom. Jade had the MRI due to a foot issue. A fan sent Amber incontinence pads that Amber pretended were menstrual pads. Lots of filler that doesn't belong in a tldr.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Amber tries to show off her "panties" haul, but tries to keep them folded up or doesnt unfurl them all the way.

Like this...



But she unfurled the black ones before she realized what she was doing. Its a good thing her apartment has a dryer. If she had to hang those out on the line The Henry would think there was a pirate attack!

 

[Kier Starmer]

This time of year Amber really struggles for views. It's spring so older people in her audience tend to be outside and net traffic just dips anyway. One observation though she is not denying atm she is bedbound. Remember back when we knew she was bedbound and she always denied but this time she is not.

 

[FarmVille]

Love that disembodied muffled offscreen voice. Jade so clearly running a scam, getting this bitch to front a tattoo when she won’t even show her face on camera with the heifer

 

[Xenomorph]

I love how she claims Jade Earl Jones has amby's hoofwriting on her but wont show it lmao its prolly a shoppeen list.