Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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According to socialcounts.org her channel is getting lots of views. This little stunt is gonna pay off. Of course it will.
I don't see anything wrong with this. The more ignorant new fatties she gains as supporters now will end up in a harder fall when all is said and done. She's old enough to take the Jen route any moment, those organs aren't going to last forever. In the bigger picture, this is all stress to her regardless of what she wants any of these engagements to appear as. That stress is multiplicative on her diseased body with zero estrogen to support it. The big cardiac event is coming.
 
According to socialcounts.org her channel is getting lots of views. This little stunt is gonna pay off. Of course it will.
Sure, it works for a while but since she is not putting any interesting content, those views will go down. Right now, she is hovering between 850,000 and 900,000 views per month. The other issue is that you cannot build a following by lecturing your viewers the way she did. @El Conserje explained very well how she could have made her points without insulting people. It makes it very clear that it is the way she acts around people by badgering them till they do what she wants.

Jade not wanting her to have an aquarium knowing very well that Amber will lose interest very quickly and would have to take care is telling. After two years, she realises that Amber is incorrigible and she refuses to grow up. The fact that Jade did not make a quesadilla for Amber also tells me that she is done with her. With the nice weather coming this spring, Jade will want to do something outside but Amber, not so much. She is blaming Jade for her dangling ankle.
 
Another day, another video, and yet another example of how Amber never learns a damn thing. Since she brought this up, it’s not uncommon for an alcoholic to be put in scenarios such as being gifted a bottle of wine for a housewarming or getting invited to a birthday party where someone orders shots for the whole table. It happens. No one freaks out about it because they’ve learned how to deal appropriately with these situations and triggers, and they move the fuck on.

So, Amber, this sounds like a you problem. All these years and all those therapists, yet somehow the Queen of the Blame Game hasn’t figured out that the world doesn't just suddenly stop and she’s ultimately responsible for how she deals with things. I have no idea if the cake person was being malicious or not, but it hardly matters.

And she wonders why she’s a lolcow.
 
@Situation Type Deal Gorl:
Fast forward to November 13th, 2022. In that video, she gave her weight as 496. In two months, she added 30 pounds. Fast forward to January 1, 2023. In her leadoff video for the brand new year, she gave her weight as "520 on the dot" and she was "glad about that." Glad about what? That in a month and a half, you gained another 24 pounds? Fast forward to February, when the WLS saga is all shiny and new. She gives a weight of 508.
She was 'glad', because she did a weigh-in during Vlogmas 2022, and the weight was 520lbs then as well. She was 'glad' that she hadn't gained anymore weight, but was glossing over the fact that not only had she gained 30lbs from September to November, but then gained ANOTHER 24lbs from November to December (54 lbs in 3 months).

@El Conserje
Amber is a food addict (addiction is in her genes after all) and anyone who knows her or just sees her monstrous appearance will quickly guess that. Moreover, she is **supposed** to be on a strict diet regime due to the mythical WLS program, so she is already in a fragile position with her food addiction. If someone was willing enough to waste money on an expensive cake for Al, they surely would have known that a high calorie cake would not only be of bad taste but also fatal to her program (binge monster is always lurking in the shadows, I suppose). So I can conclude the person behind the cake accident was not well intended but just a Heydur™. And he or she got what he wanted because Amber took the bait all the way home.
I respectfully disagree with this point. Amber's addiction is no one else's problem. She's a terrible control freak who believes that everyone should say and do whatever she wants. The world doesn't work like that, and it's no one's responsibility to shield Amber from her DoC. Not Jade, not her audience. Sure, a decent person who cares for the addict won't actively tempt them, but her haydurs DON'T CARE. And why should they, after she's shown over the last 9 years that she doesn't care for them - or herself? And she does still have some genuine supporters - and not all of them have seen every video of hers, and may not have been aware of her asking to not get anymore food. I mean, she acted so happy when she got that box of Aussie chocolate, and had even asked for MORE FOOD from her audience. She can't control other people, and other people can't control and protect Amber's entire environment for her. It's why in Al Anon they have to tell members to stop bringing their spouse's photos to local bars and telling the bartenders not to serve them, or to stop trying to contact local drug dealers and telling them to stay away from their spouse. They can't control the actions of others. Likewise, Amber can't control the behaviour of her audience. She needs to take responsibility for her own environment and her own 'sobriety' .

She could get Jade to help by screening packages and immediately getting rid of anything food or fatphobic/mobility related. She knew there was food in the box, as she mentioned that she saw the word 'parishable' stamped on the case, and worried that it might get moldy and ruin her other presents. She could have thrown it away unopened. Instead she CHOSE to open it and to be 'triggered', so she had an excuse to be a bitch to her audience. If that ends up inadvertantly 'triggering' her into eating the contents of her pantry and half of the tubs of Ben&Jerrys at her local Walmart, that's her own fucking fault.

And considering she currently weighs 524lbs (and has been over 500lbs for almost all of spring 2018 - spring 2023), a food gift from her audience is NOT the problem here.

Although I DO agree with your 'Option B' comment - that would have been GOLD! That gave me the mental image of Amber being an obnoxious cunt and lighting the box on fire, then flapping around and shrieking like a harpy for Jade as the fire spread to her shitty Aaron's sofa or her mountain of horribly cheap synthetic pillows and 'throw blankets' (that fit her like a receiving blanket fits me).

According to socialcounts.org her channel is getting lots of views. This little stunt is gonna pay off. Of course it will.
Doesn't matter. At her peak in 2019, each new video would get 90-95K within 24 hours, and she was getting about 130K views every 24hours. Day after day after day. Now she doesn't even break 1M per month. Even if everyone wanted to see if for themselves (and watched without Ad-Block), and the views on this were double her usual views, she be lucky to make an extra few hundred bucks or so. It's a flash in the pan, and then her views would crash again.

Amber would have to continue these stunts EVERY VIDEO, getting exponentially more and more unhinged to counter viewer fatigue and her audience getting desensitized to her bullshit. She's in a downwards spiral, and her only chance of lasting success would a personality transplant and a complete change of her content (that's not a trailer-trash version of ditzy influencer bullshit) to get an entirely new audience. And we know that ain't happening.
 
Eat shit and kill yourself Amberlynn.

14 minutes of boring, infantile apartment bullshit then lecturing her audience; Barely 1 minute of Target shopping at the tail end of the video. Nice clickbait, but I guess she was trying to show she's going somewhere next video, finally, after months of no outside footage.

Blaming Kiwi Farms for her "hate" starting. Her audience is being driven away now because no one wants to have the urge to throat punch someone through a screen so utterly pathetic and vile. ALR can't even do "wrong" in the "right" way, if that makes any sense.
 
A 15 minute and one second video. Beginning: boring. End: stupid trolling. Sandwiched between: an extended bitchfest from an entitled cunt jumping to an unsupported conclusion for views, sympathy, and asspats. It's the newest Oreo from Nabisco: the Shitfest, the mascot for which is Hamlard, the raging toddler.

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I really want Hamber to make videos where she doesn't do anything other than bitch at her users. Then, in the other videos, she can do...whatever it is she does. Lego. Opening socks. Whatever. Guaranteed her pity party rages would be spectacular for views.

We open with Hamber sitting - of course. She's plucking at her shirt and touching her hair, checking herself out in the camera. Never change, bitch.

Riveting. She's going to braid her hair. Tells us a "random fact" that is absolutely a True Story: that she learned to braid using the laces on her dad's boots. Sigh. Come ON, Hamber. If you're going to lie, could you put just a teeny bit more effort into it? I know you're the queen of minimum effort, but damn. Do tell us how you learned to do a three+ plait with two laces.

Moving along. Boring, boring, boring, off-camera, floating voice that I can't really understand what is being mumbled there, and then the buhbeee started. Ugh. Enough of this shit.

Opens up some tacky, plastic "fishtank". She can't figure out of the instructions. MG,W gets some batteries for the thing. MG,W gets the water to fill the damn thing - you can see MG,W's shadow on the wall. Then MG,W gets the dishwashing soap so Hamber can squeeze it into the "fishtank". "Bubbles!" No shit. She drops the toy fish in. Blah blah blah. She's excited in the same way a three year old would be. Which is fitting, because.....

The heart of the shitfest cookie. We're treated to a lengthy "disclaimer" about how the upcoming segment is not her usual behavior. Because "sometimes, enough is enough." She wants to show up why she feels "fat-shamed", but she isn't talking to the people who never say anything about her weight, or are otherwise big meanie heads to her - oh, like Rosie Faye, who you blasted in DMs to show this is EXACTLY how you are, you pathetic bitch. She wants to draw attention to fatphobia (does not exist), cyberboolyeen, etc., whatever. Yeah, well know fighter for social justice, Hamberlynn Reid.

"If it looks like I've been crying, it's because I was." You look like shit, as usual.

She got a box with perishable on the side so she opens it and says "there is trolling that is funny, and then there's this, which is ABUSE you guise! You have no idea what I deal with outside (my) channel, let me show you THIS!" She then struggles to get the stuff out of the already open box, while lecturing us that this is just like sending alcohol to an alcoholic or heroin to heroin addict. No, you stupid, fucking cunt of a cow, it is not. JFC, her idiocy is simply astonishing.

Now, at this point, I thought someone sent her dogshit or a hope chest of HoHos and orange chicken with a note that said "Die, you fat cunt!" But what was it that set her off? Bread. And a coffee cake, Expensive, by the looks of it, nicely package. The raging is over THIS? What the fuck?

I stopped and went and looked it up. Those items, plus shipping (to myself) is just under a hundred dollars. Let's have a little mini Q&A, OccamLynn: what's more likely? That some troll dropped a hundred bucks on your stupid fat ass, or that someone who didn't happen to see one of the three videos where you said not to send food or who is new sent it to you?

She then rages on, telling us that WE are the fucking problem, and that WE are wasting food, because she's throwing it away. She is not going to eat it, neither is she going to give it to anyone, she's punishing us (the problem) and others (suckers!) because we're awful. Perfect logic in the hamberverse, not so much here on Earth. She whines about landing on a "fatshaming website" six or seven years ago and everyone started following her. Nice shoutout to the Farms, but not the source of your infamy. You did that (as you love to say) all on your own, back near the genesis of your channel, the first time you gave any attention to a negative comment and brushing aside all the positive comments you had.

Once again compares this to sending alcohol to an alcoholic, and no, no matter how many times you say it, GoebbelsLynn, it still a terrible analogy and untrue. Tries the "What about the children??!!?!?!?" thing, as if she's there in the fight, stomping out boolyeen and fatshaming for the sake of future generations. Bitch, you don't even care about THIS generation. FFS. She says these things are impor-en (stop eliding the Ts, you twat) because (ahem) "The internet is becoming more popular". Are you fucki-eklj kjfslia[ o8423 w45yawrdd.............

Sorry, I had to take a break and get some supplemental oxygen due to laughing so hard. It was deadly serious hypoxia, too, just as if I were climbing Everest. Or if I were someone like a certain planet we know that has sleep apnea. Whew.

She closes out that portion of the video after throwing the boxes the stuff came in out on the floor in front of her - of course, MG,W will have to get that - but puts the products themselves down gently, and closes out that segment with a card and MORE lecturing! She's "done" showing food she gets. Man, it's almost like you have complete control what you choose to lose your shit over and show on camera! How does THAT work?

Blah de blah. Over half of this 15 minute and one second video is her lecturing us, whining about haydur nation, and throwing a hissy fit because some kind person sent her a hundred bucks worth of legit Croatian treats. Imagine that person seeing EmoterHam opening that nice box and flinging things around like a gorilla flinging its shit everywhere.

Before we know it, we've already been scolded, denied dinner, set to bed, and awakened the next day! It's like yesterday never happened!

MG, W makes sausage egg things and serves them to Hamber in bed. On a fucking paper plate. Tell us again who the fuck is wasting things.

Makeup. Skip. They're at HomeGoods. At night, as usual, because Hamber, such a warrior about fatphobia and fat-shaming, likes going when there's no one there. She wanders in and out of some expensive hanging rugs like a five foot, 600 pound fucking toddler. "Just doing Amberlynn things!" she VOs. Stop referring to yourself in the third person, you smarmy bitch.

The HG segment was under 30 seconds. And, despite buying those Joaquin shoes from Torrid that she was so excited about, which shoes is she wearing? The usual ballet flats. AKA, the wrong shoes.


TL;DW/R: Hamber spends over half the video lecturing the audience about how they're all fatphobia and fatshaming her and that we don't know what she has to put up with behind the camera, and she's been cryeeen, guise, because someone sent her bread. And a coffee cake. Expensive ones, from a hundred year old bakery. Your crocodile tears do not move me. Of the rest, the first part was the usual boring crap: watching her braid her thinning hair, talking off-camera to MG,W, who is mumbling whatever back. She gives less than 30 seconds of her acting like a child in HomeGoods. I'm going to just say she only gave us that much because she's riding around in a scooter the rest of the time.

Now, as to why she popped off about the pastries: this is tax weekend here in the US. When I was looking into her ozempic videos for my other post, in July last year, she says she doesn't have the money for WLS. The way she says it, though, is what interested me when she continued that thought. Instead of stopping the video and finishing off my post here, I let her continue, and she said that she "used to be bad" about managing her money because she grew up poor, and if you "grow up poor and then suddenly have a lot of money, you spend it." I'm guessing that once again, she blew through huge amounts of cash like Enron and had to pay The Man, and was pissed about it. But she can't tell us that, because people will rightfully take her down for it, after all the boasting she's done about her money and how she budgets and puts money aside. The only people who believed that are the ambabies. She got mad, and decided to take it out on her ungrateful, bitching audience.

Amber is a food addict (addiction is in her genes after all) and anyone who knows her or just sees her monstrous appearance will quickly guess that. Moreover, she is **supposed** to be on a strict diet regime due to the mythical WLS program, so she is already in a fragile position with her food addiction. If someone was willing enough to waste money on an expensive cake for Al, they surely would have known that a high calorie cake would not only be of bad taste but also fatal to her program (binge monster is always lurking in the shadows, I suppose). So I can conclude the person behind the cake accident was not well intended but just a Heydur™. And he or she got what he wanted because Amber took the bait all the way home.

I disagree with your conclusion. That bread and cake, with shipping, is about a hundred bucks. No troll is going to waste that much on her. If anything, they'd send a collection of candy to her. It was likely someone who hadn't seen one of the three videos where she said not to send food, or who was new.

Beyond that, it isn't the world's responsibility to bend around her, even if she is a huge, sucking black hole. Alcoholics find themselves in situations where they're going to have to refuse drinks. She's going to find herself in situations when she's going to have to make the better choice on what to eat (or not). Is she going to go ballistic if she's somewhere and they're handing out samples of an artisanal bread? "How dare you serve this! This is fatphobic!"

It's the theater of the absurd in Hamberland. It is her problem on how to deal with these things.

Anyways, whether the cake was from a true and honest fan or a haydur, I think she did the right thing by taking the cake to the trash. Even well regarded public celebrities are at risk of getting dangerous things from *fans* who are really strangers. The cake could have been loaded with poison or laxatives (small chance, mind you, but still a chance) and delivering it to a charity would also have been insensitive, knowing the risks involved.

It was shipped directly from the bakery, sealed, to her. This isn't candy bars sent to her from some rando on the internet like that stuff from Australia.

Either way, she totally ate it.

I agree. She handled both things with care.

Anyone else besides me feel a psychotic rage coming on when she does:

* Baehbaeh!
* Yieks unn bieksss!

So I guess that last one is a brand new Jade Francis-ism she's adopted...

Yikes on bikes is something she stole from Alex is Shook.
 
pay The Man, and was pissed about it. But she can't tell us that, because people will rightfully take her down for it, after all the boasting she's done about her money and how she budgets and puts money aside.
The Hand, I think. Your point on top of why her stupid ass drew money makes all of the sense now, there must exist a hard number she and her caretaker decided on and that's why she's been pissy into tax season. Tax troubles in paradise.
 
Does anyone else notice that instead of her face expanding outwards like usual when she gains weight, it’s now elongating? The last month I have been so distracted by her head in videos because her head looks so long now as she gains weight.

I’m also finding it hysterical how some dope that actually likes her and probably finds her super sweet sent her that cake and she plopped down throwing the boxes in a rage telling them to burn in hell XD.
 
I know that I'm late, but her little tard rage over the baked goods was preposterous. I looked at Srawberry Hill's website, and actually ordered some stuff because of how good it looked (the lemon blueberry cream cheese bread). So thanks for the small business recommendation fatty.
For real though, she buys useless crap for herself, and those pastries were probably one of the only legit things someone sent her, and she has a tism fit over that.
Also, we all know she didn't haul her shelf ass up to pick up the boxes she threw. What a bitch.
She also looks terrible, still fat, still definitely eating like shit as reflective of her jaundice looking face, and definitely only left the house for that stupid film segment.
This is kind of a retarded post, but she is beyond the pale.
Last last thing. Fuck fatphobic. I'm misocrassic (contempt for fat fucks).
 
I got to thinking about that tantrum Amber threw.

Would she actually be brave enough to go off on a stranger like that? I know it's from the safety of her home and all but she always seemed cowardly to me.
Now if she ordered the stuff for herself? Then she could safely throw a HUGE fit knowing that she wasn't actually hurting anyone.

Wonder if the bakery employees would rat out whoever placed the order?
 
Does anyone else notice that instead of her face expanding outwards like usual when she gains weight, it’s now elongating? The last month I have been so distracted by her head in videos because her head looks so long now as she gains weight.

Age, gravity, and lack of skin elasticity due her being retarded and not taking estrogen. She'll have jowls as se continues to stuff tasty coffee cake povitica stupid "keto" tortillas,. eight pounds of cheese, and jars of salsa down her piehole while sitting on her fat shelf ass at her standing desk, raging at the internet. Which is, I hear, becoming more popular!


I’m also finding it hysterical how some dope that actually likes her and probably finds her super sweet sent her that cake and she plopped down throwing the boxes in a rage telling them to burn in hell XD.
Ambabies gotta learn somehow that she is the evil queen in this fairy tale.
 
The only way she will ever lose the pounds and sustain weight loss is if she admits that she is morbidly obese. Without any further explanation, reason, trauma or “but.”
She needs to clear her hamster brain of the lies, the past, the truths, the online shopping, the memories and the parade of caregivers.
Then concentrate on one thing; losing weight. Above everything else, without excuse, for as long as it takes. She needs to give up the toys, the fiction, the gifts and the tv and fight for her life.
If she woke up each morning with this intention, and put purpose into 150% of it, her readership would soar. She needs to stop immediately with rewarding herself, stop only listening to what she wants to hear, and start moving her ass and sticking to the exact same diet at the exact same times each day. She needs to quit putting on makeup as a way to sooth herself and cut her hair short to stop using it as a distraction.
This is how you lose the weight when you are obese.
So this is also Amberlynn is going to be obese until her life ends. She is how she is because this is what she knows how to do. Manipulate then conquer. This is her result. No excuses, no exceptions.
If AL woke up tomorrow and signed into YouTube and cried in pain over her first walk and banged the table because her portions suck, we would feel that struggle. Many of us would encourage her. But it wouldn't matter, because it is her reaction to herself that is going to make the difference. Life is hard. Shit is difficult. Reward is only sweet when it is deserved. She knows this.
I don’t think AL wants to give up the weight. Too many changes, too many emotions, too many struggles to weight loss. The future looks brighter when she can hope rather than do. No culpability at all. But she does fail to realize that is she was truly doing the work, she could let the emotional stuff go for a while. She could give herself a vacation from the struggling victim mentality and just concentrate on one thing. Doing anything and everything to drop weight daily.
I must prep this food daily, then drink the water and eat at the given times. I must forget about all other food for however long it takes. Too bad if I get sick of it. Too bad if I want something I can’t have. Too fucking b ad. This and water will sustain and nourish me. Even if it takes forever.
I must get aerobic and start small. Walk. Then walk some more. Swim in a pool to help my body that I have abused for so long. Not shopping, not visiting, nothing else. Just sleep, chores, exercise and meals. I can film for a short period each day and that’s it. No more entertaining my mind. I have a mission and the skill to do it.
 
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