Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[that blue peach]

Karina Kaboom dropped a vid about Amber's tantrum and apparently someone contacted the bakery on IG and they responded...

Whoever did this probably made Amber's day, seeing herself being referred to as "a famous youtuber" by someone who dislikes her. What an idiot.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Whatever I'm amberphobic because she legit scares the shit out of me with her crazy.

 

[Bilibin]

Am I overlooking something obvious or does it seem like these are marks from repeatedly rubbing against the doorframe as she enters the room? It seems like the right height for where she's the widest. I didn't know fat people left this kind of wear and tear on doors.

 

[Heed Not]

2. A phobia is an irrational, crippling FEAR.

Just say you're mispachynist, then. It's etymologically the correct phrase for "I hate" + "fat"

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Just say you're mispachynist, then. It's etymologically the correct phrase for "I hate" + "fat"

I wonder if the pach in mispachynist derives from pachyderm. Cause that would just be fucking hilarious.

 

[Heed Not]

I wonder if the pach in mispachynist derives from pachyderm. Cause that would just be fucking hilarious.

They both come from "pakhys" meaning thick or fat.
I guess it could by mispachyist without the 'n'.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Am I overlooking something obvious or does it seem like these are marks from repeatedly rubbing against the doorframe as she enters the room? It seems like the right height for where she's the widest. I didn't know fat people left this kind of wear and tear on doors.

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Its exactly what that is. She rubs on the doors to jam herself in. All the shit on her arms are from her hitting things at this same high. Mostly door latches, corners of cabinet doors, furniture etc. You probably brush up against your door jams or graze a table a couple times a day as a normal size person, but of no consequence. She has a lot of momentum behind those little "bumps" and it puts rips and tears into her arms. her belly probably is constantly bruised from same as her hips.
She's a god damn pachyderm waddling around. The Henry was not prepared for large mammals.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I'm sitting here watching a couple of vids about ship disasters, in far northern seas and @Bilibin's image of the wear of the door jamb combined with that made me think of Hamber, floating like an iceberg through the seas of life, occasionally calving in some fashion, creating mini tsunamis that do things like wear paint off walls. But Hamber blithely floats away, the event already almost forgotten - immediately a distant memory, wispy and thin, itself floating wherever the winds may carry it - only to return again and again to repeat it.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Guize, did you know trauma sucks? Thankfully, Amber has shouldered the enormous burden of having the WERST trawmuh, ever, sparing we peons the burden of vying for that wretched crown.

Thank God for muh therapy even though it gives her the sads and makes her cry and she’ll see us in a few hours after she bravely composes herself. But she’s not going to talk about it except to assure us it’s HARD and later she had to go to bed and ‘start over’ the next day in a better frame of mind.

Oh silly me, I forgot she graced us with the knowledge that she ‘endures’ stuff on YT. Either change your script or endure in silence.

I was mildly surprised she didn’t start eating at some point but retail therapy prevailed. It hasn’t occurred to her she might need fewer laundry baskets if she bought one that would hold more than a single bath sheet?

Other than that, nothing, big fat nothing. Okay a scintillating demo of dusting and an explanation of cuddle blankets and opening packages containing books she’ll never read.

I found listening to the interviewers interesting. It’s a demographic that sounds 6-7 years younger than her; old enough to not be bedazzled by her bullshit but those she CHOSE to play seemed to be. I would have loved to have heard some of the less fatuous ones.

Not sure what filters she may be using but the ill health is blowing right through it. Even her thumb nails can’t hide it.

She still thinks she had time for an effort free miracle. I no longer think so.

 

[Cornfed]

Just say you're mispachynist, then. It's etymologically the correct phrase for "I hate" + "fat"

So I have been using misocrassic. From the prefix mis combined with crassus (a brash, fat, over the top trait from which the adjective crass is derived).
It's been 20 years since I took a Latin class, am I wrong or have we come to similar conclusions for a term of contempt for these land whales?

 

[Heed Not]

So I have been using misocrassic. From the prefix mis combined with crassus (a brash, fat, over the top trait from which the adjective crass is derived).
It's been 20 years since I took a Latin class, am I wrong or have we come to similar conclusions for a term of contempt for these land whales?

We've come to similar terms from differeny etymologies. "pachy" derives from Greek as opposed to Latin, but our terms mean the same thing.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Its exactly what that is. She rubs on the doors to jam herself in. All the shit on her arms are from her hitting things at this same high. Mostly door latches, corners of cabinet doors, furniture etc. You probably brush up against your door jams or graze a table a couple times a day as a normal size person, but of no consequence. She has a lot of momentum behind those little "bumps" and it puts rips and tears into her arms. her belly probably is constantly bruised from same as her hips.
She's a god damn pachyderm waddling around. The Henry was not prepared for large mammals.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that made this observation and arrived at this same conclusion. What do you think they're going to charge her when she's forced to move out for not being a big enough famous YouTuber anymore?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

So I have been using misocrassic. From the prefix mis combined with crassus (a brash, fat, over the top trait from which the adjective crass is derived).
It's been 20 years since I took a Latin class, am I wrong or have we come to similar conclusions for a term of contempt for these land whales?

We've come to similar terms from differeny etymologies. "pachy" derives from Greek as opposed to Latin, but our terms mean the same thing.

Look at the big brains on this here "fat-shaming site."

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that made this observation and arrived at this same conclusion. What do you think they're going to charge her when she's forced to move out for not being a big enough famous YouTuber anymore?

She ain't getting that security deposit back.

 

[A Widdle Woach]

I’d say the markings in the door might be from her cats but it looks like the frame has been rubbed rather than scratched. There’s no fraying like when clawed cats scratch things.
Unless Hamber has declawed her cats because she’s too lazy and stupid to teach them to use a scratching post.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

I’d say the markings in the door might be from her cats but it looks like the frame has been rubbed rather than scratched. There’s no fraying like when clawed cats scratch things.
Unless Hamber has declawed her cats because she’s too lazy and stupid to teach them to use a scratching post.

Declawing a cat is pretty cruel, any owner who does that is an asshole. I hope she hasn’t done that.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Personally I’m of the opinion the door damage has been done by a dog - likely Twinkie jumping at the handle to try and get out. Could start a great scandal (contain yourselves Reddit fatties) by saying they obvs lock her in that room a lot and she gets distressed and tries to break out her prison. More likely she sees another dog wander by the window and attacks the fuck out the door trying to get to them (I may or may not know a few dogs and doorframes this may or may not apply to). Which room is it the door frame of?

Defo not cats, they fray at wooden objects as @Widdle Woach notes. But I’m happy to buy into the official theory of Lol, Fat. Amber is too fat for her doorframes confirmed!

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Thank God for muh therapy even though it gives her the sads and makes her cry and she’ll see us in a few hours after she bravely composes herself. But she’s not going to talk about it except to assure us it’s HARD and later she had to go to bed and ‘start over’ the next day in a better frame of mind.

I find it interesting that she is complaining about how hard the therapy is while she has seen therapists for a long time. Unfortunately, they were probably supporting the HAES mantra and told Amber that it was not her fault that she was fat. Now she met one that did not "vibe" with her, whatever it means. In the past, she would just quit seeing this person, but now, she knows that if she does, it would be a cardinal sin for getting bariatric surgery.

I was mildly surprised she didn’t start eating at some point but retail therapy prevailed.

She probably had something to eat after the therapy session. If she was on 2,250 calories a day, she would lose loads of weight. The fact that she is not, means that she still eats 4-5,000 calories a day.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Some redditor lives in the same complex as Hamber and MG,W and saw them returning from somewhere.

Her body really is melting to the ground. Look at her leg in the first one. Beyond being as massive as an elephant's, the weight of her thigh is really sinking over her knees now. Hamber's going to be wearing an extra fat suit over her existing one. Miss Dainty Trauma naturally not bothering to carry anything in. That's for peasants slaves caretakers gfs.

 

[Smiling with air]

Some redditor lives in the same complex as Hamber and MG,W and saw them returning from somewhere.

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Her body really is melting to the ground. Look at her leg in the first one. Beyond being as massive as an elephant's, the weight of her thigh is really sinking over her knees now. Hamber's going to be wearing an extra fat suit over her existing one. Miss Dainty Trauma naturally not bothering to carry anything in. That's for peasants slaves caretakers gfs.

And Jade is having drop her off at the entrance so she doesn't have to walk the extra 3 metres after she has parked the car ... the lazy ....

 

[pippeyyy]

Some redditor lives in the same complex as Hamber and MG,W and saw them returning from somewhere.

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Her body really is melting to the ground. Look at her leg in the first one. Beyond being as massive as an elephant's, the weight of her thigh is really sinking over her knees now. Hamber's going to be wearing an extra fat suit over her existing one. Miss Dainty Trauma naturally not bothering to carry anything in. That's for peasants slaves caretakers gfs.

I really hope she gets weight loss surgery. She really believes that she will lose weight and her body will just snap into a human shape. I want to see that disappointment then reaction.

I'm always shocked at her unfiltered body. Her true size is lost on me sometimes. We don't usually have an idea of just how enormous she is until we see her in the wild.