Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Just watched Amber’s latest video via Mamma Goob because I knew she’d said a few times she sent a package to Amber. Turns out she sent the Misery DVD. The interesting part of her flex about sending it was Amber claimed it just had a message that said “from a viewer” whereas Mamma Goob said she sent her an actual message. I guess Mamma Goob has more of a sense of humour than I thought. Shame she takes herself so seriously and doesn’t use it more. Just another reactor that can’t help but insert herself into a lolcows real life.
 
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It’s funny because everytime someone asks you something you regret on YouTube, you ALWAYS mention the Casey video. It’s a lasting consequence because even tho you are insanely stupid, you know how serious that shit was and how people will never let that go.
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You live in Kentucky still dipshit.
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dingobaby said:
Looks like she is enjoying scab appetizers bravely combatting ExCoriAtioN disordur again. Cant MG,W put a rubber band around her trotter and snap it sometimes? Come on Jade, you're supposed to be the daddy fixer
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waiting for someone to post a big black dick shoop in that fetic gaping maw of hers, that pic is exploitable!
 
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So, just some basic assumptions:
75lbs loose skin, 30lbs water weight and solid waste, 115lbs relatively lean body mass (BMI 21.0@5'2") --> 220.0lbs
Bodyweight --> ~ 530.0lbs.
Extra Fat: 530lbs -220lbs = 310lbs.
310 lbs x3500 cal/lb = 1,085,000cal

Probably not a good look to 'scald' (scold) someone about them not knowing about CICO, when you still have a surplus 1 MILLION calories in your body that need to come out. I guess no one understands the human body the way Amber does.

Okay, for people who prefer visual examples...
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Source: https://northmidwest.blogspot.com/2011/04/butter-and-lots-of-it.html
The person isn't sure if it's 25lbs or 40lbs, but I'd say 40lbs (I'd actually eyeball that to be around 50lbs, but 25 and 40 were the only two options given).
AMBER IS CARRYING ALMOST 8 OF THESE!

Also, I don't get what kind of 'pwn' MommaGoob thinks she's gonna get over Amber by sending her a scathing note (with the FREE GIFT). There's no way that Amber would LIE and pretend to not get the note! And I mean, I wouldn't want to waste a penny on Amber, but if people think it's funny, whatever. It just seems like so many of these people who cry and complain about how Amber won't change, or are jealous and bitching about how much money and stuff she has... these are often the same enabling, broke-ass bitches who are watching her vlogs without adblock and are SENDING HER THIS SHIT.

NO real point to my rant - just think it's weird is all. I think that it's not Amber, but rather her RETARDED SOCIAL MEDIA AUDIENCE that makes her the spectacle she is. Actually, I shouldn't call them that - it's an insult to retards.
 
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Mekahineyho said:
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"You guys have to ruuhhhhlizzze I can burn calories just fine all day long on the couch, and in my sleep."

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You live in Kentucky still dipshit.
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Finally free... Becky left nearly two fucking years ago. And I thought MG,W was local??? Confirmed she never leaves the house.

The audacity of this bitch not changing one iota to save her OWN fucking life, with all these resources begging to help. MG, W excluded.
 
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Destiny posted a video where she talked about Amberlynn and Dana.

Honestly didn't say anything of note other than to say that yes Amberlynn sometimes helped out financially when she and Dana were going through hard times (claimed that Amberlynn is a "very giving person" and will help out those in need if she sees them and was not in fact 'buying their friendship' lololol ok), and stating that no, Amberlynn did not intentionally let Gracie the cat escape, that it was indeed the fault of the stripper. Respectfully, Dusty, you don't know that for sure. Besides, whether it's true or not that Amberlynn let the cat escape, her attitude afterward was still horrible, being all giddy and insensitive while you were griving the loss of a beloved pet.

Those expecting "tea" about Amber will be sorely disappointed, if anything all she did was defend Amberlynn's character. Let me make a correction for you, Dusty: Amber wasn't giving you and Dana money and free shit because she's SUCH a giving person. She did to keep you two around as she knew there was no way you'd hang out with her otherwise. Dana never liked her and it was clear as day; not that she can blamed, I also wouldn't like to be around the woman my current gf cheated on to be with me.

She spent the majority of the video talking about Dana, basically trashing her. While her tone wasn't aggressive and in fact seemed almost too soft for the subject matter, she talked extensively about the horrible shit Dana put her through while she was already going through one of the toughest moments in her life. I am NOT sympathetic towards Destiny as I also think she's a terrible person hillbilly goblin, just stating what she mentioned in the video.

She did say she would make another video talking more extensively about the past, so I guess we'll see.
 
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Smiling with air said:
What does she mean free of Kentucky accents? She apparently goes out 5 times a week surely she should interact with some human beings who have a Kentucky accent? Or maybe it’s cause she goes out or even leave the car. Nah it can’t be that. Amber never lies.
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And all of her many friends? They go bowling and walk twinkie and come over to smoke together all the time?

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@that blue peach Thanks for checking out the Destiny stuff, I was curious but figured all the reaction channels' "Destiny sPiLls tHe tEA!" were click bait
 
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Destiny posted a video where she talked about Amberlynn and Dana.

Honestly didn't say anything of note other than to say that yes Amberlynn sometimes helped out financially when she and Dana were going through hard times (claimed that Amberlynn is a "very giving person" and will help out those in need if she sees them and was not in fact 'buying their friendship' lololol ok), and stating that no, Amberlynn did not intentionally let Gracie the cat escape, that it was indeed the fault of the stripper. Respectfully, Dusty, you don't know that for sure. Besides, whether it's true or not that Amberlynn let the cat escape, her attitude afterward was still horrible, being all giddy and insensitive while you were griving the loss of a beloved pet.

Those expecting "tea" about Amber will be sorely disappointed, if anything all she did was defend Amberlynn's character. Let me make a correction for you, Dusty: Amber wasn't giving you and Dana money and free shit because she's SUCH a giving person. She did to keep you two around as she knew there was no way you'd hang out with her otherwise.
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FattyLynn has some shit on Dusty that the little creep doesn't want outing.

There isn't any reason for her to even attempt to paint ALR in a good light, her outright disdain for Hambo is shown in countless vlogs, she cheated on her and dumped her ass.
Destiny is a cowardly tramp for trying to defend the Gracie situation.

AmberLynn still has control of her, even after all this time. Sad and laughable as fuck.
 
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Constellationzero said:
1. Roll her into a clubhouse and see. You'll need a forklift.
2. No 1% er, even the bona fide perverts, would want her stinking up their area.
3. You seem like a candidate for one of the live people I'm saying she needs up in her face.
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My internal rage makes me the only candidate for the job….
 
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