Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
Why the fuck is Black Becky writing all the answers?
The HAES grievance politics language she's been introduced to via Black Becky's own systemic oppression is also just as insufferable. You replace "skinny people too" with "white privilege" and "fatphobia" with "racism", you'll get exactly how she's justifying dismissing everything as her being a victim of something. Jade has a lot to lose if those shillings aren't coming in so I wouldn't be surprised if this is all her branding idea, it's how TikTokers try to get their own Dylan Mulvaney breakout.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if this is all her branding idea, it's how TikTokers try to get their own Dylan Mulvaney breakout.
The only "breakout" happening with Hamber is a Johnstown flood of fat when her "hernia" ruptures.

God bless the helpless villagers near by.
 
I want to see her true views without the click-bait because the bitch has been non-stop lately. From what creators were saying there was a massive dip in advertising pay lately and their CPM dropped. I had her old CPM at around about £3k but to know it's lower than that is crazy. I would not be surprised at near the end of the year that if her views dip so much then she will just disappear. Another new enemy for Amber and I have already noticed she is being careful is food and obesity triggering the bot to delist her video. Basically what it does is take it out of searches and marks it as adult but doing this would cripple her in searching like with Chantal. I feel the old commentary people are done with Amber and the cow is dead, their videos did not get the views they expected.

I can barely watch reaction content on her anymore and even Alex is Shook is considering dropping her, in his lives his audience legit revolts if he suggests it. ZM's views too have tanked which makes me think Amber is in the beginning of her decline phase of cowdom. It's all negative now baby, Amber is only as good as the people keeping tabs on her and that is literally no one at this point. Gorlworld Ireland is great but even he is like wow at this bitch.
 
OK. Someone sent me this from reddit, where someone posted an image from a FB group. I had to go verify it myself, because - well, you know, it's reddit and FB.

Much to my shock and surprise, it was not photoshopped or otherwise altered. It's a screengrab from PissyLynn throwing a fit over tasty pastry in her "don't send me food, assholes" video. This is my own screengrab from that video.

Look at the tip of that arrow.


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Hamber is a fat fucking liar.
 
OK. Someone sent me this from reddit, where someone posted an image from a FB group. I had to go verify it myself, because - well, you know, it's reddit and FB.

Much to my shock and surprise, it was not photoshopped or otherwise altered. It's a screengrab from PissyLynn throwing a fit over tasty pastry in her "don't send me food, assholes" video. This is my own screengrab from that video.

Look at the tip of that arrow.


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Hamber is a fat fucking liar.
The shrinkwrap clearly broke in such a manner that it looks like it was meant to be able to fit right back in place without anyone noticing that there also appears to be a chunk missing.
 
The shrinkwrap clearly broke in such a manner that it looks like it was meant to be able to fit right back in place without anyone noticing that there also appears to be a chunk missing.
You can't blame her for eating it, she never would've if they hadn't sent it! Remember, in Hamber's warped mind, nothing is her fault.
 
OK. Someone sent me this from reddit, where someone posted an image from a FB group. I had to go verify it myself, because - well, you know, it's reddit and FB.

Much to my shock and surprise, it was not photoshopped or otherwise altered. It's a screengrab from PissyLynn throwing a fit over tasty pastry in her "don't send me food, assholes" video. This is my own screengrab from that video.

Look at the tip of that arrow.


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Hamber is a fat fucking liar.
This is such a fat person move, having a little bit before trashing it because you can't waste the whole thing. Reminds me of Chris and the cake for the "Cake Farts" video. Chris had eaten all decorative candies ontop as well as having a slice before wasting the rest with his ass.

Cake Gate is the grift that keeps on giving.
 
Grats another welfare baby is coming. So which out of the all the cucks and cuckeetes shes shacked up since leaing Dusty is the proud "Father"/sperm donor. We all know Dana loves to creep. I'd be calling Maury unless the baby is smarter than Dana and yeets itself out of the fridgedome.
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I always assumed she ate it anyway, she is a fat lying bitch after all.
Yeah. For anyone who believe that Amber has thrown away those cakes, or any food whatsoever, I have a bridge to sell. It is not in Amber's DNA to throw food away, except perhaps for fruits and vegetables. It was all to create drama, but it blew up in her face.
 

Grats another welfare baby is coming. So which out of the all the cucks and cuckeetes shes shacked up since leaing Dusty is the proud "Father"/sperm donor. We all know Dana loves to creep. I'd be calling Maury unless the baby is smarter than Dana and yeets itself out of the fridgedome.
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What, were we short on backwoods hick babies or something? JFC
 
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Further proof Hamber has zero impulse control and demands immediate fatisfaction. ( Fatisfaction is not a typo.) She couldn't even wait long enough to film a vlog rage about how dare they send cake without eating the damn cake. I mean, we all knew she ate all that shit. She does throw away food like crazy, all that freezer food that went bad because the freezer mysteriously unplugged itself, all the "hulthy" foods, low cal ice cream. Pretty much any food that she has to cook herself or isn't junky enough gets tossed in the bin. That cake was never going anywhere but her piehole.
Grats another welfare baby is coming. So which out of the all the cucks and cuckeetes shes shacked up since leaing Dusty is the proud "Father"/sperm donor. We all know Dana loves to creep. I'd be calling Maury unless the baby is smarter than Dana and yeets itself out of the fridgedome.
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Pretty sure this is a sign of the end of days and the coming of the Antichrist.
 
Grats another welfare baby is coming. So which out of the all the cucks and cuckeetes shes shacked up since leaing Dusty is the proud "Father"/sperm donor. We all know Dana loves to creep. I'd be calling Maury unless the baby is smarter than Dana and yeets itself out of the fridgedome.
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Oh for FUCK SAKES! Amber already lays it on thick around mother's day due to her tRaUmAtIc ChIlDhOoD, and has been crying about her baby-box being yeeted. And now Amber's true love's ex is having a mini-goblin? OMFG Amber will be INSUFFERABLE (well, even more than usual). Get ready for Amber to ghost for a few days (like she did today), and to come back so greasy and grimy that she'll look like she worked a shift in an autoshop. All puffy and crying about going through stuff she doesn't want to talk about. No way will Ambo let an excuse to wallow in self-pity for sympathy clicks go to waste.

I sense the UberEats and DoorDash apps getting reinstalled on her phone.
 
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