🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Yay! Tax payers have a baby to support!

At a former job, where we were all fucking overeducated, we got ahold of an interesting graph. It showed how few pregnancies were "planned". The other categories were "unplanned" and "not planned, but not actively preventing a pregnancy". The latter was huge for younger droupout women.

A childless female colleague went bananas, saying they should delay pregnancy. I asked why. Their lives weren't going to get better, they weren't getting more education or working toward a promotion. Might as well take advantage of youth.

TLDR- What else is Dana gonna do?
 
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What’s up with backwoods hicks and the poor being super fertile? This is too common of a theme to be brushed off. Dana’s really gonna birth a mini fridge, wow

Also imagine the absolute STANK of Hamber after only cleaning herself with whore baths for a few months lol, how did Destiny and her mother put up with it?
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It's not so much "fertile", but the fact that they don't have anything else. Many are uneducated and have no access to better education or a means to get skills. They don't know about say, pell grants and don't know how to get them. They don't have access to birth control OR abortions. Many go against their own interests because they are easy to manipulate or it's something they honestly believe in. Even the ones who get out of poverty aren't necessarily any better. At least Amber can't have kids.
 
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It's not so much "fertile", but the fact that they don't have anything else. Many are uneducated and have no access to better education or a means to get skills. They don't know about say, pell grants and don't know how to get them. They don't have access to birth control OR abortions. Many go against their own interests because they are easy to manipulate or it's something they honestly believe in. Even the ones who get out of poverty aren't necessarily any better. At least Amber can't have kids.
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Respectfully disagree, I'll bet any money that Dana and this tard know exactly what strings to pull and what to say to get access to ever type of government assistance that allows them to continue being fat useless fucks. They don't want to better their lives, and I'll bet they literally think in their dumb heads, that they're ready for a child, because I find it hard to believe that even the motion of pulling out and spooging on Dana's stomach can't be that difficult of a task to keep her from being pregnant. If they honestly don't look into adoption or abortion then I feel 100 percent certain this was deliberate, they even look ecstatic and thrilled in the pictures they posted.

There was a thread in the news section of the farms about a new Amazon processing building opening in the middle of what looks like a favela in Mexico. Someone posted a picture, from the movie Idiocracy, where Luke Wilson walks over a hill and sees a Walmart surrounded by shanties that and those pictures side by side were so similar it was staggering. Literally our human population is beginning to mimics the mouth breathing morons from that movie, the next generation, or the generation that is attached to this kid that they are going to raise, is probably going to as retarded or more retarded than the people in that movie that were meant to be satirical.
 
You can't "better yourself" if you don't have the means to do so and beyond that, it's a whole different topic involving a "race to the bottom" due to the number of people "bettering themselves". I've always said that I don't care about "fat useless fucks" getting assistance, especially not Dana because she WAS working and probably still is. And the kind of people who ARE leeches are the kind of people no one would want to work with anyway. They don't put near as much of a dent on the system as the media or the people who hate them would have you believe. My main concern has always been those who really need it, but slip through the cracks.
 
I'm not really doing a formal recap, but I have some serious fucking doubts and questions about this bitch's latest bullshit.

HOW MANY fucking pill sorters do you need? This is #3 just since she's been in this goddamned apartment. And WHY? WHY does this attention-seeking whore require a sorter in the first place? You take one pill twice a day, and the other one per week. How fucking difficult is it to unlock the onerous achievement of dropping a pill down your gullet twice a day? EXspecially if you don't do a single fucking thing all goddamned day.

None of this therapy bullshit makes any sense. Her rattling on about how this isn't "surface level": well, dumbass, it's exactly the same thing you said about the HAES shrink, so it isn't new. She acts like she had some kind of universe/karma/kismet connection with this magical new shrink. I'm thinking THIS is the "psychology class" she's taken, because how many fucking papers do you write in therapy anyway? Breakthrough? Because you fucking cried croc tears for the shrink? OK, bitch, whatever. This whole thing, from the WLS to this therapy shit, is just another fake arc to me. If it isn't, she's just lying about shit. Because that's who she is.

That poor salmon. Way to ruin it as usual, Hamber. And I don't even like salmon.

Laundry cosplay with Hamber. She's such a fucking toddler brain. Shiny colorful detergent beads! Thrilling!

Nothing new on the horizon in the hamberverse. She could be reading the collected works of Shakespeare (mind), exercising in the on premises gym, starting with just a few routines to get in the groove and going from there (body), finding a local temple to do some meditation and joaquin (soul).

Ha. I crack myself up sometimes.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
None of this therapy bullshit makes any sense. Her rattling on about how this isn't "surface level": well, dumbass, it's exactly the same thing you said about the HAES shrink, so it isn't new. She acts like she had some kind of universe/karma/kismet connection with this magical new shrink. I'm thinking THIS is the "psychology class" she's taken, because how many fucking papers do you write in therapy anyway? Breakthrough? Because you fucking cried croc tears for the shrink? OK, bitch, whatever. This whole thing, from the WLS to this therapy shit, is just another fake arc to me. If it isn't, she's just lying about shit. Because that's who she is.
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I think you are on something. I could see her telling us about her assignments on the psychology course instead of her therapy. This WLS arc does not make sense. No pre surgery weight loss, no monthly visit from the dietitian, no group discussion meeting, her grocery hauls have the same high calorie rubbish food as before. She is not having wls.
 
We haven't seen a WLS doctor weigh in since 529.5. She's definitely gained again, but the question remains of if she's been kicked from the program due to not following the dietary restrictions she's been given or shes been gaining and they're delaying until she gets that under control and she's just too deep in to admit that the Haydurs are right so she isnt showing it. There's no chance they just said:
"Go do 12 therapy sessions and don't worry about weight loss at all during because we won't be checking anything until you come back."
 
Goddamn she is enormous.

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I also don't believe for an instant that a weight loss clinic would say, "Yeah, don't worry about that whole weight loss thing or trying to alter your diet, or, you know, any fucking thing related to weight loss AT ALL right now."

Someone mentioned in MG's comments: these bitches bought a rice cooker. Why is Hamber boiling rice like a peasant? And BTW, Ham, you're supposed to fucking cover that shit and turn the heat down, not boil it on high like it's one of those slop soup crapfests you make. Why is she eating white rice when she made it a point to tell us the "dietitian" wanted her to focus on whole grains, like whole wheat, brown rice? Is it because brown rice tastes like ass unless you overload it with butter, salt, and pepper?

BTW, y'all: you can wear Becky's mug on your mug, if you really want to.

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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Goddamn she is enormous.

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I also don't believe for an instant that a weight loss clinic would say, "Yeah, don't worry about that whole weight loss thing or trying to alter your diet, or, you know, any fucking thing related to weight loss AT ALL right now."

Someone mentioned in MG's comments: these bitches bought a rice cooker. Why is Hamber boiling rice like a peasant? And BTW, Ham, you're supposed to fucking cover that shit and turn the heat down, not boil it on high like it's one of those slop soup crapfests you make. Why is she eating white rice when she made it a point to tell us the "dietitian" wanted her to focus on whole grains, like whole wheat, brown rice? Is it because brown rice tastes like ass unless you overload it with butter, salt, and pepper?

BTW, y'all: you can wear Becky's mug on your mug, if you really want to.

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C'mon man, we all knows she lying. That's all right though. The inevitable local news coverage, that some glorious kiwi bastard posts, of her shit covered corpse being lifted out of her home with a crane will be hilarious. I wonder if her body will be used for soap instead of being dumped into a grave? That might be Wipey's angle, Amberlynn has to be carrying around 3 grand of fat that can be melted for soap.
 
From the r/ambbabies
Whilst we’ve been gone I have been spending time with our friends over on the uber secret squirrel ambbabies reddit place. (Ssh don’t mention the thread name goise it’s a secret)! Anyway one of the completely mentally sane individuals thinks they’ve been doing the same therapy as Amber. Make of it what you will..
 
Looks like FailureLynn has been using aliases to harass people who call her out? I'm too tired to post links but the reddit has them I think. Amber's writing style is pretty recognizable though it could be someone pretending to be her I guess.

How many calories does being a massive cunt on the internet burn per hour anyway?
 
Destiny brought us some more lukewarm tea...
While it's neat to have a lot confirmed that we already suspected and speculated on, Dusty should have done this years ago. I'm sure this has got Hamber fuming and binging worse than Gunt has been lately to cope. I don't like Dusty, but I hope she makes a pretty penny for outing the horrible shit Hamber did and the lies she told.
Her fat ass body was breaking Destiny's car, made Destiny lie about the 20 piece McNuggets lol, threw temper tantrums like a Maury toddler, took back gifts, got aggressive, threatened to hurt herself to keep Dusty with her. We saw all this from Amber's side, hearing Destiny say her side and not knowing the shit Hamber was spewing is interesting even if it is all old news.
Also sounds like she was a total fucking monster to Destiny's mom, kinda like she was to Becky's. The throwing shit at Destiny so she wouldn't go to her mom's was fucked and now we know why Dusty got to open all the presents in before Christmas. I imagine she was so much worse to Becky's mom and her family since she didn't even like Becky. If only Becky had a spine to tell her tale because we know it is so much more awful than what Destiny dealt with.
Editing because I forgot to mention my favorite part of Destiny's video. Amberlynn saying she wasn't gonna finish training for their new job if her Youtube took off and Destiny's mom coming in telling her being home all day isn't gonna help her with weightloss. Commence ButthurtLynn and shit turned into a slap fight where Destiny's mom knocked Amberlynn upside her dome with a Keurig holder. Lol, God bless that woman, she didn't deserve having to live with that beast, may she rest in peace.
 
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I don't have a life so let's do Dusty's part II:

- Cute dogs in the background, one has a toy with frozen green beans, yogurt and orange inside the other one is chilling on the bed that is covered in laundry.
- Destiny hypes us up by saying part II is going to be really juicy.
- They both go to an interview for work, the interview took 4 h. Destiny had to get a new bank account. They were both accepted for the job.
- They had their one year anniversary.
- They celebrated 4th of July with Destiny's family, her mother made cherry bomb cookies with vodka.
- Destiny got Amberlynn a promise ring mostly because Amberlynn was talking about getting engaged a lot. It is NOT the same ring she gave Lexus.
- Destiny noticed that Amberlynn tryed to film her in the shower a lot. The reason Amberlynn was in the bathroom at the same time is because Destiny has really bad acne and Amberlynn would scrub her back.
- Destiny had a surprise birthday party thrown for her a few days before her actual birthday, the day after her "papi" had a heart attack, he lived. Claims "papi" got a heart transplant and is all good now.
- Before the surprise party Destiny got way too drunk, so did Amberlynn. They couldn't get up the stairs in Destiny's moms house due to how drunk they were so they slept downstairs.
- We see Destiny's mom drink a lot on video around this time and this is because she was an alcoholic.
- One night they did fireball shots, Amberlynn was allergic to them.
- Amberlynn shows Destiny using the TV as her laptop screen, that is because the laptop broke because destiny dropped it after her and Amberlynn were arguing about Destiny playing Sims. She didn't throw it down.
- Destiny got highlights in her hair very frequently.
- Amberlynn showed Destiny's butt crack a lot, it's long.
- Destiny liked the photo shoot she had for her birthday. She had fun.
- On Destiny's actual birthday they went out, it was a Wednesday. Destinys mom wanted to go to a lot of bars. They went to a gay bar but it was deserted, they went to a different bar to have some shots. Destiny's mom then wants to go to a strip club, there Destiny got a lap dance from a old stripper. Destiny didn't like it and the stripper only got a dollar.
- Destiny gets some polo shirts for work.
- Amberlynn mentions the seat belt thing.
- Amberlynn records Destiny flipping off people a lot, that's just something Destiny does.
- Amberlynn shows Destiny making taco pie, she still does that, she likes it and it's easy to make.
- They start looking for apartments. They start getting things sorted for when they were going to start working, such as getting lunchboxes.
- Pokemon Go came out around this time. For some reason Destiny taped a phone to a ceiling fan (to catch the Pokemons?)
- Destiny starts playing Lego Dimensions a lot.
WE ARE A THIRD OF THE VIDEO IN AND SO FAR NOT A FUCKING OUNCE OF TEA!!!
- Amberlynn starts talking about her childhood in her videos and as far as Destiny knows she doesn't know Amberlynn lying about her past.
- Destiny's mom even tells Amberlynn to move on from her past and not dwell on it.
- Destiny goes to the ER for her cramps, she has a (ovarian) cyst that burst. It was very painful. They tell her to follow up with a gynocologist and get birthcontrol which she did. Since the cyst burst she doesn't even cramp anymore.
- August 12th was the start date for their job.
- Amberlynn doesn't show her legs a lot and that is because she is very self-conscious about her legs because they are so big.
- Destiny's weight gain again, she weighed 180 lbs when her and Amberlynn moved in together, she weighs 230 lbs now, it is what it is. It's not because Destiny is a picky eater as Amberlynn said, it's the way she eats. Second shift is being blamed. Also too much chocolate. Destiny doesn't want to talk about her weight.
- Amberlynn reaches 13000 subscribers.
- Destiny rubs Amberlynn's feet, Amberlynn has rough feet because she barley ever wore socks and her wear her flats.
- They start going to Lexington a lot and Amberlynn gets obsessed with going there because it was a "normal" place compared to living in the middle of nowhere.
- Destiny being misgendered: she doesn't remember ever being called an "it" but she does get mistaken for a dude a lot, Destiny thinks its because the back of her head is flat. It doesn't really bother Destiny.
- They were excited about their job, starting wage was $15,25/h. It was just data entry for the VA. It was a nice job, it was easy. Destiny worked there for almost 2 years.
- Around this time people start sending Destiny a lot of nudes of Snapchat and Instagram.
- Amberlynn was addicted to Walmart.
- Destiny is obsessed with shoes. She likes to match her shoes and shirt.
- They went to Goodwill, Destiny got a cupcake holder, REMEMBER THIS because a few weeks from whatever point we're at it will be brought up again!
- The night before they started working Destiny's muffler fell off when they were coming back from Walmart. Destiny's stepdad helped her weld it back.
- The first day of work they just had orientation.
- In the videos it goes blank for a while, it's because they got behind on vlogs and Amberlynn had deleted a lot of the ones she had.
- A lot of drama happened between Amberlynn and Destiny's mom around this time, a lot of the time it was little things. Both are argumentative.
- Around the second week at their job they were sitting at the kitchen table ready to leave for work, Destiny asks Amberlynn how she likes the job. Amberlynn says it's easy but after the actual training is over she will not start the job and just do YouTube. Destiny's mom told Amberlynn not to stay at home all day and do YouTube, that wouldn't be good for her weight. Amberlynn got offended. Amberlynn and Destiny's mom started arguing and Destiny's mom got physical with Amberlynn, they were slapping around at each other and Destiny's mom hit Amberlynn with the cupcake holder over the head! :semperfidelis:
- This was very traumatizing for Destiny, after that she even started to experience panic attacks. Physical fighting always made Destiny uneasy.
- One day Destiny will explain her PTSD to us but not i this video.
- When Amberlynn and her mom were having their fight Destiny was under the kitchen table screaming.
- They finish training at work and start working 5 pm to 3:30 am. That was awful.
- Amberlynn started having a lot of anxiety at this point.
- When they moved in to their apartment is when the drama with Amberlynn's ex started, Destiny doesn't want to get into it, she doesn't know the facts and she didn't know Amberlynn was messaging her ex.
- Destiny loved the townhouse the lived in, they let them have 3 animals and it was cheap. They didn't have a washer and dryer at first but ended up getting them.
- They got a big TV for the living room, Amberlynn said in a video that she got it for Destiny but when they moved apart Amberlynn said it was her TV and would not let Destiny have it.
- We are in September of 2016 in Destiny's rant.
- Amberlynn leaves her wallet in the mobilty scooter in the parking lot of Walmart.
- Amberlynn was really popular at work, they all would sit in the bathrooms and talk since you couldn't do that in the rooms where they were working.
- Amberlynn started to do a lot of her poetry in her vlogs.
- They talk about buying a new car for Destiny in October 2016, Destiny liked her car but it was small. A lot of the issues Destiny was having with her car was due to driving Amberlynn around, Amberlynn is bigger and the car small. The shock on Amberlynn's side was worn down while it was fine on Destiny's side, clearly the weight was uneven.
- They start showing the stray dog that was in their parking lot.
- They go to the truck stop to eat after work and Dana is there, Destiny and Dana are just friends. The do some sort of game and Amberlynn gets mad and walks off.
- 20 piece McNuggets thing: Amberlynn ate the 20 piece but made Destiny say in a video that she didn't.
- Amberlynn starts talking about wanting to quit the job because she wants to pursue YouTube. The workplace was getting a new venue and Amberlynn was nervous about the new building for some reason.
- Things get tens. Destiny would talk to her ex when things got bad between her and Amberlynn.
- Amberlynn got super emotional about hate and comments on her YouTube. Destiny told her to ignore it and get over it if she wanted YouTube to be her career.
- Destiny was Where's Waldo for Halloween.
- In November Destiny and Dana became good friends. They went to a laundromat together.
- They got new phones, they went from iPhone to Android but Amberlynn still used the iPhone to vlog because she uses iMovie.
- They got Rarity Grey.
- They started to become good friends with Sharla. Amberlynn might still hang out with her, Sharla was a shit starter.
- They got invited to dinner at Destiny's moms place. Amberlynn didn't want to go which Destiny understood but Amberlynn also didn't want Destiny to go. Amberlynn was throwing a fit and crying. Destiny was about to leave the house, Amberlynn starts screaming that she was going to harm herself if Destiny leaves. Amberlynn starts coming at Destiny, Destiny gets in her car and Amberlynn throws a can at the car and Destiny ends up staying at home to deal with Amberlynn. Amberlynn denies this ever happened.
- Soon after the fight Amberlynn lets Destiny open a present and it ends with Destiny opening all the presents.
- Destiny still has a pair of the shoes and a Pokemon jacket that was amongst those presents. Destiny still also has a computer Amberlynn got for her.
- Twinkie liked getting into the shower with Destiny.
- Donald Trump was elected president.
- They went to P.F Chang's for the first time with Sharla and her sister. Destiny got in an argument with the brother, she was crying and he was mad at her. Amberlynn payed for Sharla.
- Amberlynn had quit her job.
- One of Destiny's uncles had passed.
- Destiny starts seeing her mom a lot and Amberlynn was saying Destiny was away a lot.
- They put up the Christmas tree.
- Destiny went to the uncle's funeral.
- Amberlynn shows them at a laundromat, it was the only 24h one, it was quite far from their house. Around this time she and Dana became good friends but they didn't really start talking until Destiny and Amberlynn broke up.
- They go Black Friday shopping.
- Things get rocky between Destiny and Amberlynn.
- Destiny plans a surprise party for Amberlynn. They were arguing because Amberlynn was saying that Destiny was being secretive so Destiny said why that was and Amberlynn told her not cancel the party and that she would act surprised.
- Amberlynn starts YouNow a lot.
- They throw a surprise party for Destiny's brother.
- They had a great Christmas.


Pray for me.
 
So one interesting thing is Destiny's stuff actually confirms Casey's story. We mostly expected it to be mostly true but it follows the hallmarks beat for beat (pun not intended lol)

I would not be shocked if Becky came forward with claims of physical violence either.

Out of all the dead people though Mindy seemed the nicest, it seemed like she actually loved her kids unconditionally and honestly sounds like a good time. Whilst stale the Destiny stuff at least builds a time line of events.
 
DUSTY DONT GO IMMA KILL MUHSELF
Dusty: Im going Amber, you'll be fine and don't joke about suicide *leaves*
Amber: *angry herpling to the car*
Dusty: *Shuts and locks the car door in a panic*
Amber: HULK SMASH CODE RED CAN YOU NO GO TO BAD MOM HOUSE WHO HIT MEH HURRR
Dusty: yesdear.jpg *walks in house*

Least she got prezzies tho, right guise?
 
Destiny is too retarded to understand what other people might find interesting about her relationship with Amber, so she will just tell us every little mundane detail.
 
Hamber was giga-fuming on IG because of Dusty's videos. She says Dusty is a lah and she may make her own response video because Dusty is obviously trying to slander and defame our gorl. Hamtard also confirms that she did in fact NOT shower but claims that Dusty had no right to share "HER STORY".

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Bonus jump scare
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What I find interesting is not so much what Density shared but Amber states of mind.

>The fact that Amber rages if she does not get her way. It confirms her manipulation.

>The fact that she is lazy. Not showering for month is the acme of it. It reminds me of Gina of MSHPL.

>The fact that Amber is addicted to shopping.

We know that Amber was fighting with Becky. I suspect that she is doing with Jade now. All of her girlfriends dumped Amber because they could not stand the fights and manipulation anymore. I wonder how long will Jade stay with her.
 
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