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- Aug 21, 2022
Here he is for all of you interested single ladies....She is with some white guy who looks like Dusty and they have only been together for like 8 weeks lmao
(Courtesy of Apethetic FaxX on YouTube)
No you're wrong see what she did was.... well, I mean, she said that... I guess what you don't understand is... Okay, yeah, you're right. That was fucking dumb of me to say.Cute of you to think she ever uninstalled them
Just had to post that. Though to be fair with the comparison, Bart's moobs are bigger.WERSHIN WITH A RAG ON A STICK AT DUSTYS MOMS HOUSE LMAO
Bitch living off Dustys Mom and fucking arguing with her what a cunt.
AMBERLYNN ONLY HAD 2 BRAS. I REPEAT AMBER ONLY HAD TWO BRAS.
Right off the bat, the story about Twinkie always being fat is just bullshit. Amber filmed when they first got her, and he was the size of your average chihuahua. Don't know why she'd call out Ambo not bathing properly for months, but then mislead with this easily verifiable detail.
I will - I'm crazy enough to give it a go!I aint even watching this larping shit.
Amber pretending to shower. Putting on perfume.
JUMPCUT!!! Sitting on the couch with a brand new pill box that we haven't seen yet. Time to talk about medicines!
50mg Zoloft, daily
50,000iu D3, once per week (single capsule)
Yes, that big-ass pill container is for two tiny daily zoloft tabs, and 1 vitamin D capsule taken once per week. How does she manage?! Amber shows us her filling the pill box [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Rarity is walking across the top of the kitchen cabinets. Cute, but a pretty typical cat thing. Here's a pic:
JUMPCUT!! Amber just had her first meal - oh thank GOD; I was worried she was starving. Getting ready for therapy appointment number 8 or 9.
She had to write ANOTHER paper to heal from her truama! This time it was SEVEN pages! She's dreading that she'll have to read it at her appointment.
JUMPCUT!!! Appointment over! It was her most favourite appointment. She had a BREAKTHROUGH!!! She was reading the paper and she CRIED. The breakthrough was that she was able to cry because she's been desensitized to this TrAuMa!! Oh, wait, that wasn't the breakthrough... sorry. I'll pay attention and be serious here...
...OMG, I was just being an asshole in the last paragraph, but that WAS the reason. She just explained that the event she wrote about that happened to her was a metaphor for what happened for her, but actually happened. And that she wasn't too desensitized to cry about it. Logic does not exist in this dojo!
Blah blah worksheets, blah blah stuck points, blah. None of this makes any sense, and it sounds like she's trying to fake an ephiphany in order to snow her psychologist - or her audience, if you believe this is all fake (which at this point is even money).
She feels LIGHTER now (
) I'm sure the scale tells a different tale.
FOOD! Amber's going to make a salmon bowl with salmon, and she's gonna cook in a pan! She's afraid she's gonna burn it - and I wonder how that will be any different than every other meal she overcooks to the point of being inedible.
Also, IDGAF about her playing with food and pretending she's cooking [SKIP]
HOLY FUCK, Amber's somehow turned the salmon to fucking SHOE LEATHER. That's some next level alchemy there. She might as well just use tinned salmon at this point - you'll get a higher quality product.
Big bowl of pig-slop. Very low calorie. "The highest calories come from the half-serving of peanuts". No you Dingus, the highest calories come from the fucking dump truck full of white rice you have hidden under this atrocity.
Whatever [SKIP]
Sped up footage of Ambo washing dishes by hand [SKIP]
Amber gives a tutorial on how to pour laundry scent beads from one container to another container [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!!! Sitting on the couch with a brand new pill box that we haven't seen yet. Time to talk about medicines!
50mg Zoloft, daily
50,000iu D3, once per week (single capsule)
Yes, that big-ass pill container is for two tiny daily zoloft tabs, and 1 vitamin D capsule taken once per week. How does she manage?! Amber shows us her filling the pill box [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Rarity is walking across the top of the kitchen cabinets. Cute, but a pretty typical cat thing. Here's a pic:
JUMPCUT!! Amber just had her first meal - oh thank GOD; I was worried she was starving. Getting ready for therapy appointment number 8 or 9.
She had to write ANOTHER paper to heal from her truama! This time it was SEVEN pages! She's dreading that she'll have to read it at her appointment.
JUMPCUT!!! Appointment over! It was her most favourite appointment. She had a BREAKTHROUGH!!! She was reading the paper and she CRIED. The breakthrough was that she was able to cry because she's been desensitized to this TrAuMa!! Oh, wait, that wasn't the breakthrough... sorry. I'll pay attention and be serious here...
...OMG, I was just being an asshole in the last paragraph, but that WAS the reason. She just explained that the event she wrote about that happened to her was a metaphor for what happened for her, but actually happened. And that she wasn't too desensitized to cry about it. Logic does not exist in this dojo!
Blah blah worksheets, blah blah stuck points, blah. None of this makes any sense, and it sounds like she's trying to fake an ephiphany in order to snow her psychologist - or her audience, if you believe this is all fake (which at this point is even money).
She feels LIGHTER now (
FOOD! Amber's going to make a salmon bowl with salmon, and she's gonna cook in a pan! She's afraid she's gonna burn it - and I wonder how that will be any different than every other meal she overcooks to the point of being inedible.
Also, IDGAF about her playing with food and pretending she's cooking [SKIP]
HOLY FUCK, Amber's somehow turned the salmon to fucking SHOE LEATHER. That's some next level alchemy there. She might as well just use tinned salmon at this point - you'll get a higher quality product.
Big bowl of pig-slop. Very low calorie. "The highest calories come from the half-serving of peanuts". No you Dingus, the highest calories come from the fucking dump truck full of white rice you have hidden under this atrocity.
Whatever [SKIP]
Sped up footage of Ambo washing dishes by hand [SKIP]
Amber gives a tutorial on how to pour laundry scent beads from one container to another container [SKIP]
TL;DR: Absolute filler. Amber used her amazing alchemy skills to transform salmon to shoe leather. Amber takes 50mg (2 tablets) Zoloft per day and one D3 capsule (50,000iu) per WEEK. Her breakthrough was that she wrote another paper for her psychologist about something that happened to her. And what she wrote about was a metaphor for what happened for her, but actually happened to her - and she wasn't too desensitized to cry about it.
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