Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

Jade slapping that whale would only make the tater go down further.. imagine this fucking giant ass toddler having the Hershey squirts all over the couch yakking up seafood boil and spilling it combined with her normal musty fetid verginer and weeping leg juice.
So lets indulge Amber, show of hands who thinks the company was Erik and Rickie.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I find it most interesting the timing of this.....story, All the times she's hinted at something "going on" or that she's "dealing with" - how many times has she actually come through? Once? Twice? Never?

Coming on the heels of Density spilling some old, lukewarm tea? At a time when her views are wilting and she has no legit content?

Hamber once again pulled the pin on her most loved grenade ("something" is going on or happened) and held it, waiting to see if she'd really have to deploy it this time. Wouldn't you know it, here comes Density with some shit that's so hard to refute or push back on that Hamber is not even going to try. So, diversion time! As it happens, people in various places were speculating on what could be so very traumatic, and many people (including yours truly) figured it would be something related to food or something embarrassing happening in front of MG,W.

Amazing how her little "I'm grateful for lahf" story manages to bundle up both. Her so-called cancer? Nah, not traumatic enough! Her losing her "invisible cord of life" or whatever stupid fucking tawdry terrible writing she put in the script? Almost being taken out by a potato is. We always knew just how much Hamber valued food over everything else.

Now we know by just how much. Allegedly.

TL;DR: Hamber is a fat fucking liar and no one is having sex with her.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

While I agree that this is very exaggerated, if it happened at all, Amber adding the detail that she shit herself while choking to death is fucking hilarious. It's like her body decided to start the post mortem process before she actually choked to death.

 

[Generic Retard]

Clearing complete airway obstructions in morbidly obese individuals is INCREDIBLY difficult. GREAT JOB!

she probably had to charge up first

 

[Xenomorph]

Soooooo how often is Amber not making it to the can?
Jade is her fucking home health aide Amber eats so much fat there is no way she isnt having greasy 1950's type runs..
And we ALL know she is NOT ever wiping her ass so did she shit the couch and then just kept the couch that she shat all over it?
She is fucking vile.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Soooooo how often is Amber not making it to the can?
Jade is her fucking home health aide Amber eats so much fat there is no way she isnt having greasy 1950's type runs..
And we ALL know she is NOT ever wiping her ass so did she shit the couch and then just kept the couch that she shat all over it?
She is fucking vile.

Didn't the couch (or some other living room furniture) have pee pads on top of it at one point, too? Like Gaycare era? She also has been filmed buying urine remover that included human use. There's no way her apartment is not covered in her piss and shit in some way.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Is amber unable to make it to the can? or unwilling? what the FUCK.

 

[Frog in a Hat]

Damn, Amberlynn almost ended up like Ferndock. Thank God for Wipey.

 

[sentfrommyiphone]

Yeeeeah, shit don't work this way. FatAl making up story times again.

Putting all my money on this being another LAH.

Thanks FatAl, is WAS a pretty funny story though...

which part doesn't work that way? people lose bladder function when choking so I can see her shitting everywhere too lol

I'm of the exaggerating the "full blockage" side tho

 

[gampboonerisms]

I'm morbidly (hah) fascinated in seeing alr make it to 40.

 

[Xenomorph]

Didn't the couch (or some other living room furniture) have pee pads on top of it at one point, too? Like Gaycare era? She also has been filmed buying urine remover that included human use. There's no way her apartment is not covered in her piss and shit in some way.

The mattress on the foor had like towels on it when she freebled all over the fucking place the whole 2019 while she didnt bathe.
So fucking vile, I wonder if people at the Henry would like to know that a 600 pound baby humpback whale is shitting and vomiting right on the floor.. fucking hell.

 

[VirginMary]

TLDW of her recent video: Amberlynn almost choked to death on a big bite of food and Feline heroically saved her life. Pretty funny tbh.

Pretty funny?!?
That shit was hilarious. Best thing I've ever heard in one of her "vlogs".

This massively obese grizzly was having people over (let's just play with the thought of that being true), ordered a whole ass seafood boil for herself, started to scuffle it down like she had never seen food before, shoved a whole ass potato in her mouth, got that mother fucker stuck in her air pipe, started to punch Jade with her 200 lbs arm, then shat herself. All while Jade is beating the beast over the back till the poor potato goes flying across the room and Amberlynn pukes on the table.

I love it!

 

[Lidl Drip]

Pretty funny?!?
That shit was hilarious. Best thing I've ever heard in one of her "vlogs".

This massively obese grizzly was having people over (let's just play with the thought of that being true), ordered a whole ass seafood boil for herself, started to scuffle it down like she had never seen food before, shoved a whole ass potato in her mouth, got that mother fucker stuck in her air pipe, started punch Jade with her 200 lbs arm, then shat herself. All while Jade is beating the beast over the back till the poor potato goes flying across the room and Amberlynn pukes on the table.

I love it!

Well it would be a lot funnier if she had filmed it, so I am listening to this with the disappointment of knowing I will never see it happen.

 

[Xenomorph]

Bitch shat herself first and I will die on this hill.

 

[ObviousMelon]

What kind of person just swallows food? I understand liquids, but a whole chunk of potato?

 

[D_Tractor]

What kind of person just swallows food? I understand liquids, but a whole chunk of potato?

It was a whole small potato about the size of a chicken egg.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

What kind of person just swallows food? I understand liquids, but a whole chunk of potato?

It's a deathfat thing. They chew as little as possible so they can shovel in next bite more quickly. Have you ever seen how fast Chantal can polish off an entire pizza?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

What kind of person just swallows food? I understand liquids, but a whole chunk of potato?

Competitive eaters and all the cows in the deathfrat.

 

[Major Pain]

Correct me if I am wrong on any of my points but :
Amber has now conclusively proven that she lied about her little brother choking and screaming thing. And he lifesaver choking molment.
Amber has now proven she's lying about following her dieticians advice, and/or having eaten during said visit by "friends" as it is a rather high fiber diet that the dietician recommended, and, unless she did eat something before the deadly potato, she wouldn't really have had anything in her stomach to vacate? I mean, from she went to bed till 7pm that night with no food?
Really goes to show, just give a liar enough rope and they end up hanging themselves.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Pretty much that but i don't believe "friends" were there. Eric and Ricky have been gone for nearly 2 years now.

I am also kinda skeptical of her story just because it follows classic narc recovery traits so let me explain;

Party A (Destiny) - says statement that threatens the narcs survival aka Youtube and they have no way of countering. it came after the Norma leaks which also backs up Casey's claims and Destiny's account confirms stuff we know anyway.
Amber panics, she tries to gaslight her audience but they don't believe it and she tries to say she is not that.

Now the narc can only see through their own world view and Amber has this delusion that people want her safe. She uses the narc defence of harm almost befell me and it proves I too am human. The bowel thing was there for good measure to just humiliate herself.

I too am cynical because once again it's just clickbait again. The bitch clickbaits so much that people just doubt everything and tbh I think even just detractors are just getting bored of thefat women. People don't want to go back to Amber because she is so fucking dull.

I don't know why she said this tbh because it does not take away from Dusty's claims but also it fucks over her because it denies the WLS saga. We all knew here but she did it to herself.