Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Polska krowa]

I'm going with the same guess I had when Original Becky hit the bricks which is: her degenerate baby brother who is a faggot and wants to be on YT will be her replacement slave until a new one can be procured.

My money is on her mum, at least for a couple of weeks. I wouldn't be shocked if Amber tracks down the nearest troon to her and gets it to move in. Failing that I just think she'll be alone

 

[tasty humane burger]

I can imagine Amber going to methmom for a short period before she gets a new gorlfren.

I think methmom will have quite strict boundaries from being in recovery. I could be wrong, but I think her mum has a long term boyfriend so he might also have rules. ALR will constantly seek being coddled by her, thinking living with her mum be like the childhood she never had or like some fun sister shit to make up for lost time, but I’m guessing she won’t take her bs.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Considering how much the money has dried up and how much of a net negative Amber brings to the table, I don't see why Kristine would want to take her in. Or anyone else, for that matter.

I don't think her mom will take her in but I could see her potentially taking a few days off from work (compensated by Al) to help her useless spawn figure out a move to an apartment in the same general area as her. There's no way Amber is moving to some random state where she doesn't know anyone which is why I can see her settling kind of near her. If she finds another caregiver someplace else she might move there, I suppose it all depends on how fast she's planning to leave Lexington.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Maybe if ALR talks shit or lies about Jade, it will embolden Becky to tell her side of the story. It is always going to be in Becky's back pocket, but it is better to strike while the iron is hot.

The Gaycare Era was a hootenberry with the shade, antics, and events taking place. I am sure Becky could talk in depth about hygiene, yelling (heard in the background of Eric's video), Amber's weight damaging the Hyundai, off-camera disrespect, Becky's mother vs Amber, being forced to move to Lexington, and Becky's benzo zombification, and other stuff we do not know.

I imagine since Jade has left Amber, she could also tell stories, but it is more likely Jade will fade into obscurity and occasionally be brought up by Anguishlynn. Jade seems too cowardly and "done" to say anything back, unless this was some schizo plan to gather tea and save up wealth in some kind of inverse "Misery" style situation.

I wonder if Wifey leaving is due to Dusty and Becky confirming I'm that she's Jade

Surely Destiny's tea spilling had put some stress on our gorl's heart and made her extra cranky. It was probably a factor in the inevitable split happening faster.

Jade was boring and did more harm to Amber's Frankenstein-esqe personality and channel than any gorlfriend ever has. Good riddance.

 

[TardiX]

I'm hoping she plucks feeder Mike out of her Instagram DMs and he's just a scrawny little guy and we get a whole saga of how she's axshully bi and he totally doesn't have a crushing fetish

 

[Xenomorph]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So Felon declared her independence from Hammy's beetus knuckled clutches on July 4th! Fantastic, and the only place this planet is moving is to the door as the Doordash and Uber eats guys are stationed outside her apartment complex like a cab stand at the airport.

 

[FarmVille]

I adore you all but I think you're under estimating uhaul lesbians. Shes going to do the same thing to Jade that she did to Beck. Cry and whine about being broken hearted till she catches some floater to move in with, then hopefully the fireworks will start.

I think the same. In the past Amber has actually done better when she’s trying to lure in some online rando. She loses a minuscule amount of weight, puts on makeup, washes her clothes, etc really tries to be her “best self” for as long as it takes to get someone to move in. Once she has someone is when she stops all pretenses and becomes her 600lb poop bun self.

 

[alteregotist]

Amber better employ a new servant ASAP because girlie is FUCKED if she has to look after herself for any length of time.

I'm pretty sure the last time she was left alone was when Becky had to go handle family things when her mother had cancer, and I think that ended up with Amber getting an infection and an ER visit not long after Becky's return. More than a few days alone and Amber might not survive.

If she comes to small town Oklahoma she's going to be even more isolated than ever. The gays don't live outside of OKC and Tulsa. It's a state full of nothing and being able to drive is mandatory to get anywhere.

 

[FarmVille]

Maybe if ALR talks shit or lies about Jade, it will embolden Becky to tell her side of the story. It is always going to be in Becky's back pocket, but it is better to strike while the iron is hot.

becky won’t tell ”her side of the story” because she’s rightfully humiliated that she so completely debased herself in exchange for Rugrats t-shirts and some Nerudo DVDs. She really has nothing other to say than “my immobile girlfriend smelled like old goat cheese but it was still better than getting a job.”

 

[Xenomorph]

So who was the "man" at the casa de adipose the other day then?
Felon brought home a man for him to ride the wave and AL was all talk.
Felon was dippin cause the lease was up, AL and Thumb broke up round July 1st etc.
Prolly thought "welp, now I can leave since the bish isnt getting the surgery"

 

[Go Lift Some Bitches]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmvd5oIGWYg

So sad, the fatties wiper finally left

 

[TardiX]

Was her hair dyed in the break up video like it was in the q&a?

 

[The Heartthrob]

My favorite part of the breakup is gonna be when she stops being a wigger and using ebonics. Muh baybeh luuuh her some chicken ramen and wuddahmelon. Tha shit fiyah.

 

[Scrumption]

About the alleged timeline, when exactly do we think Jade will skedaddle? And when will Hamhock have to move on to a different pasture? Is she month-to-month or on a lease? Hamber and her inertia makes me think it will be a while before she waddles out of The Henry.

 

[Smunchy]

Transmasc girlfriend next, please.

 

[Xenomorph]

Transmasc girlfriend next, please.

That was Jade.

 

[lol cow supreme]

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So sad, the fatties wiper finally left

Wipey! No Wiping!
July 4, 2023, Independence Day!

Was her hair dyed in the break up video like it was in the q&a?

It was, and that is probably what I idenitied as "WTF" with her hair then. It was all dried and frazled and dyed. IN the Q&A video Amber was asked "will we get an apartment tour" and she says "yeah maybe before i move out" and some other hits about moving. She even mentioned the fireworks during the Q&A, so the breakup was before. Then the Q&A, then she figured she needed to make money off the breakup and pulled this shit. Why she didnt do it as a live stream? Maybe she's going to do a later "more details "live stream to collect super chats. She dis run it just long enough to make sure she had mid roll ads. Imagine being devestated about the loss of the love of your LIFE and then uploading a video, clicking the "yes monetize this" and then adding more ads to it?


Edit: Unrelated...
Amber: Wifey I know we will spend the rest of our lives together!
Jade: Yes Amber! WE will be together til death do us part!
Amber: * we are going to grow old together! *
Jade: * I'll be out of here in a year tops *

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I missed you bitches.

Naturally Hamber would pull this shit now. Inconvenient, Hamber.

Spoiler: we broke up - July 6, 2023

At least there's no lengthy preamble like there was at the end of the Becky era.

"MG,W and I have broken up."

Yay! The MG,W era has sucked since day one.

"It was mutual."

Translation: dumped again by the caretaker! Five for five. I wonder if your absolutely toxic void where a personality should be and obnoxious, over the top behavior has anything to do with it. Haha. Nah, I'm just being silly, I'm sure.

Spent the day cryeeeen, she's cried SO MUCH you guise. Like when Twinkie had a dangleen leg, she cried SO MUCH. Cried off all her makeup (sure) and she's wearing the same clothes as yesterday (ok, usual).

I'll note here as I wrap up my speed typing through this that throughout this video, you can tell she's working hard to get those tears going, but she just....can't...do it. Not a single tear. LOL

She feels like she's mourning a death, like one day she's gonna wake up and MG,W is not there. What, she's still in the stankpartment? I bet you can't manipulate her into sleeping in the bed with you, as if that was a regular thing the two of you did in the first place.

"I envisioned my whole future with her and I know she did the same and...this was moochable."

As if cryeeeen and drunk on a livestream where she wondered if she was single as a pringle never happened. Come on, Ham. It took an entire year for MG,W to dump your shelf ass. Don't think we don't know you managed to somehow guilt her into staying, or she decided that hiding out in Lexington, KY for just awhile longer was worth it.

After making a timid attempt to go into detail, Hamber backs off from it, and goes back to her standard "I'm going through some stuff and I'm not going into grave [sic] detail" shit. You're a toxic, stupid, narcissistic whale. We already know the whys of this.

"Love isn't enough sometimes."

DeepLynn.

"I know what I'm worth."

The cost of the dinner portion of orange chicken at TCF, and that's pushing it.

Her head hurts because she's done nothing but cry and cry and cry. Welp, just like all her truhmas, at some point you stop that shit and get on with things.

Says this "mutual" breakup liiiiddderrrullly happened just before fireworks on the 4th. I guess MG,W was feeling especially patriotic about her freedumz.

Isn't the lease on the stankpartment up this month?

Hamber claims this relationship between her and her asswiper caretaker totally real gorlfriend is the most passionate she's ever had.

Duh, why else would she be having five hour sexytime sessions when she can barely walk from the living room to the bathroom without huffing as if she'd run a marathon?


"on both sides of the spectrum."

I have no earthly idea what this is supposed to mean. Oh, wait. Does this mean another "I was co-horsed" series of videos is coming? Like, the first one is the supposed spilling of the victim tea and how terrible it was for her, followed by a deletion and then crappy poetry?

"She's my best friend."

Sure.

"She wants to help me with this move."

Like she wanted to help with WLS? Because that worked out so well.

They have a timeline. Hamber says se looks at the kitchen and thinks that's the first place MG,W kissed her (ew), but that there's "probably a bad memory in that same spot".

I would love love love for Hamber to put out a video on MG,W like she did on Casey. MG,W is smarter than the other totally real gorlfriends she's had, and knows how to file lawsuits. Better watch your halting steps with those redwood-sized fat laygs of yours, Ham. MG,W will sue them right off you.

"Not everything is perfect behind the scenes."

Your shit ain't perfect in front of the scenes, Ham, ain't nobody thought that behind the scenes would be any different.

"It doesn't even matter why we broke up. It's personal."

Nothing to do with being an asexual 600 pound histrionic slug with no social skills or intellect and also no desire to change? Odd.

"She's the other half of my heart and I'm the other half of hers."

Thennnnn....why are you breaking up, you two star crossed lovers?

She's trying to get the quivering lip going. Poor Ham had to call MethMama because Ham can't talk to MG,W, they're besties, pfft, how dare you even spend a moment thinking that? We didn't, Ham, it's just you and your weird manipulative bullshit thinking that anyone would.

Nope, she called MethMama because she has no friends or any ex-supposed lover to whom she can talk. Might be something to that toxic void where a personality should be...Yeah, I'm going with that.

Ham claims MG,W was cryeeeen, too, and come ON, Ham, maybe the next book you don't read should be one about creating realistic narratives.

Oh no! "Bambi and (stupid nickname for MG,W) is not a thing any more!"

Oh, the situation type deal molment when your cackling, screeching "laughter" was so far out of the realm of believability that even Ed Wood Jr. would have told you to take it down a dozen notches? Yeah, 'cause that was totally A Thing.

Gorl, just go get the bottle of onion powder from the cabinet and dump it in your eyes instead of attempting to dredge up tears on your own. Instant tears! It's like cheat mode for your victim complex!

"How do I go on?"

Getting those suicide vibes here. Better back that shit off before I report your no doubt monetized breakup video.

"It's like I lost a limb."

Fair enough, since you did lose the disembodied hand, I guess. You should get used to that feeling so when the beetus starts actually taking your limbs, you'll know what it is.

More attempts to crytalk, and would you just stop already, Ham? Nobody believes your cryeen.

"I just feel like I've been hit by a truck over and over again."

b Like, say, a monster truck in the nightlife?

She's just shto devastated by this, you guise. Why, it's so bad that she doesn't even want to shower. OMG, so completely out of character for her!

She just wants to eat to numb it all.

All that therapy didn't help, eh? Almost as if it were fake or something. Imagine that.

She's lost. She doesn't know who she really is.

I wonder what overwrought YA book she listened to for this melodramatic bullshit.

She just needs to be single, and move, and she's not saying where or when.

Never fear, gorl, we'll figure out where you go!

Shits all over YT while at the same time saying it's helped her (what?) because talking and talking is therapeutic for her.

So therapeutic that in ten years, the only change Ham's made is to burn through four caretakers gorlfriends and put on about 300 pounds. Great job!

Claims MG,W is still trying to "hug me, and things like that" and sure, that's not a lie thrown on the narc bonfire of the inanities.

Ham says she's always wanted her exes to sleep in bed with her but she didn't want that from MG,W, she slept alone and it was "horrible". Lesbereal here: you were not sleeping together. No one believes that you were.

Blabbering about abandonment issues. You have a dog and two cats. Sleep with them.

More blabbering about getting to her destination and she just feels so lost and needs a shoulder to cry on and "I don't have anyone...."

Toxic void where a personality would be...

She corrects herself: "..I don't have anyone here."

As above.

"Kentucky's not for me, it never has been for me. I came here for somebody, I stayed here for somebody, and I was stuck here with somebody. All three different people."

You could easily have gone with MG,W somewhere. You could probably have eaten yourself to 600 pounds again there just as easily as Kentucky. Get a fucking grip.

"Now I get to be free!"

What, you can name Rosa Parks and sit down for her but not take a bullet for MLK?

Now she's gonna go and do some more cryeen, since that's a great, productive thing to do.

TL;DW/R: Hamber is a dainty aircraft carrier container ship cruise ship yacht tow dinghy, lost at sea without her guiding star MG,W.

What I think: Hamber was mega disappointed when MG,W showed up on her doorstep, as I mentioned back at that time. MG,W needed a place to lie lo for a bit, Hamber was getting dumped by Becky, so she decided why not give it a try? Almost free room and board for awhile.She could save some dough, see what kind of scene was nearby, and live a fairly comfy life for a bit? She got the initial gifts, of course, but Hamber devolved into her natural state pretty quickly in this particular "relationship". I think MG,W was pushing Ham to get the WLS, because unlike Ham, MG,W could see the dollar bills that would come from Hamber getting the fuck out of the stankpartment and into the world to film something interesting.

I think MG,W, while not as stupid as the other gorlfriends, was pretty goddamned dumb to shack up with Hamber and think she wouldn't have to do wiping duties or deal with Hamber's shrieking, shrill bullshit and desire to sit on her ass all day shoveling fast food down her piehole as quickly as she can.

I also think this was in view since last year. Her drunken livestream last year where she asked "Am I single?" gave it away because she can't keep her fat yap shut. MG,W probably said "Get WLS or I'm leaving." Since Hamber loves food more than anything (but herself) there was no chance in hell she would ever have been serious about it. So, MG,W bounced. I'll give her this: she stuck around longer than I thought she would.

At least this spiced things up a little in the hamberverse. I hope it continues for at least the next two months. I can't wait to be post-op and on happy juice to be recapping Hamber's new single (though probably not for long!) era.

 

[hydrochloric gunt wash]

So who was the "man" at the casa de adipose the other day then?
Felon brought home a man for him to ride the wave and AL was all talk.
Felon was dippin cause the lease was up, her and Thumb broke up round July 1st etc.
Prolly thought "welp, now I can leave since the bish isnt getting the surgery"

The only evidence we ever had for a man in the apartment was Amber’s word, which is tantamount to none.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I wonder if Wifey leaving is due to Dusty and Becky confirming I'm that she's Jade

Interesting possibility - though she can't change the past. Whether or not she breaks up now or later, her name will be broadcast and it will haunt her for a long time. Kinda like what happened with Casey.

Spoiler: Breakup Speculation

I've been kinda expecting this breakup to happen, and there's been something that I've been thinking about. There was that really time last summer. Amber was doing her bullshit '500 pound' mini vlog series, where she was trying to lose 14 lbs to get to 100 lbs lost from her highest ever recorded weight. And of course on something like day 5, she binged.... and then again on day 8.... and then again for another 10 days straight (hiding offline). She was acting really weird right before the radio silence, and it was speculated that this was causing tension between Amber and Jade.

Then Amber comes back, telling everyone that she started Ozempic during the absence. Amber starts losing weight, and then tries to undo the progress by taking Delta 8 gummies to stimulate her appetite. Jade tries to counter it by pushing Amber to move more. On the first walk that Jade pushes Amber to do, Amber takes a dive and 'dangles' her ankle. Amber uses that as an excuse to stuff her face while sitting in bed, and regaining all the lost weight. Then the lung issue, which led to the excuse to stop Ozempic (sludge noticed in the gall bladder when her lung was being checked with the chest scan).

That caused even more awkwardness, so then Amber declared that she was MOST DEFINITELY 100% going to get WLS. Then she dragged this arc out longer than any other arc (despite it not really getting her any views). Amber backs out near the end of June, and then everything's weird and awkward again (and Amber's acting like she's about to have a psychotic break or something). And then suddenly BOOM! Breakup. Maybe Jade finally clued in that Amber was just pretending to not want to become an imobile blob and that Amber was ALWAYS going to be a rude, vengeful, and emotionally unstable basketcase who would need 24/7 care for the most basic of tasks. Oh, and that Jade was going to have to financially support the narc baby as well.

I must say I appreciate that Jade thought enough to feed into Amber's narcissism by chooing a day to dump her with significance. Destiny chose Friday the 13th, Krystle was some sort of holiday (Easter? Can't remember), and now Jade was 4th of July. That was more than BECKY did for her, with that June 27th or whatever... stupid Becky.

This is all Becky's fault, anyways.

Could be my English or her fat tongue but I heard "hug"

*Unless that's your joke, apologies

Oh, now you've got me doubting what I heard. Unintentional joke, if I was wrong.

I liked him at first, but unsubbed when he began this shit + the virtue signaling mean gorl act
Ohlordyitsjordy do keep a good head on his shoulders.

May I suggest Gorlworld Ireland? He is decent to watch. He just rips into her and doesn't give a fuck. He also stays completely out of Gorlworld politics. No virtue signaling, no internet slap fights, just calling Amber a fat fuck and laughing about her bullshit.