FREEZE FRAME
Wow, so put together. I have no idea why Jade broke up with her. Also, those buttons are hanging on for dear life.
"It kinda feels weird to vlog now .... everything doesn't feel like it used to.... everything feels meaningless ... everything feels like 1-D"
So... everything feels like a long single thread? Nevermind. This feels like she's reading off a cue card. You can see the Duper's delight. Amber's loving this: she has the same house slave she had before, except now she gets to emotionally abuse her under the guise of being 'heartbroken'. LEAVE, JADE!! (not because we give a fuck about you, but because want to see Amber get to be the strong independent girlboss we know her to be)
Amber can't figure out why everyone found her "podcast-style" interview with Jade to be weird - they didn't find it weird. Of course you didn't, because both of you are degenerates with incorrect chromosome counts. Normal humans find it weird to see someone do a laughing and happy PODCAST with the gorl they supposedly broke up with 3 days before. That's something that... oh, I don't know... a NARCISSIST would do.
Jade is still living there because she's on the lease, and has been for the last year and a half, and pays half of all the all the bills. "This is no more mine (sic) apartment than it is hers, and vice versa". Then why do you make HER sleep on the couch? You've mentioned several times that at this weight you have to sleep sitting up. You've talked about how Jade works multiple jobs. Maybe she's not upset because she wants to sleep with YOU, maybe she just wants to sleep IN THE BED because she's a normal human who sleeps like a normal human?
"...we love each other" (incredibly awkward laugh)
Both are going to continue to live there until the lease is up (no mention of when the lease is up, but Amber did give a 3-6 month timeline of her moving in an earlier video). "... There's no reason for either of us to move immediately". Yes there is. You are broken up, and are cohabitating in a unit that by your description only has one bed. So there's no reason for Jade to want anything better than to spend the next several months sleeping on the floor, or on the couch in the spot where you told us that you shat yourself?
"We literally broke up while I still had a hickey on my neck and a love letter on my desk". So-Fucking-What?! Couples have broken up with a baby still in the belly. And even THOSE couples usually try to avoid the hell that is post-breakup cohabitation.
"There was no loss of love... Female to female relationships can be that way..." Yes, usually because of most of these individuals worry too much about what others think of them... as well as the much smaller dating pool available to them in comparison to heterosexual females seeking out heterosexual male partners. You can't afford to burn bridges as readily. None of this means that it's RIGHT. Or HEALTHY. It's weird and codependent.
".. as a single woman, I'm officially going grocery shopping". Oh, so you're taking the bus? Calling an Uber? Walking to the store with a wheeled basket to hold your grocery sacks?...
... No, she's getting her house slave to drive her and shop with her.
Amber's been doing nothing but eat takeout since the breakup. Claims that she did this during the Destiny breakup, too. Well, yeah, but you also harassed your ex to take you out for weekly grocery shops as well - like you're doing now with Jade.
FREEZE FRAME
Reminiscing about the takeout.
Good thing she had all of that therapeutic therapy. Yeah, everything about this screams "ready for WLS" to me!! They always used to split the food bill down the middle, but it's going to be different now.... So... as Jade isn't 550 lbs and doesn't eat as much as you, 'splitting the bill down the middle' meant that she was buying your food. She won't be doing that anymore?
JUMPCUT!! Shows off her light makeup. Fake self-loathing. Clothing mountain has returned to her bathroom countertop again. She won't take her camera grocery shopping, as she doesn't want people staring at her 'device'. Well, at least it would keep them from staring at those redwood stumps you call 'laaayyygss'.
JUMPCUT!! Struggling to load paper sacks into the trunk, like the single lady she is. The cashier asked if Amber was working this weekend, and Amber took the opportunity to boast about being a YouTuber and being able to work whenever she wanted.
Also, this means that the footage was filmed on Friday or earlier, further fucking up the timeline.
JUMPCUT!! Back at home. All hulthy fruits and vegetables, lean meat, and chicken sausage (to enjoy with mustard, no doubt), and a bunch of frozen premade food... oh, and macaroons, chocolates, and plantain chips to binge on.
JUMPCUT!! On the couch, pigging out on macaroons with Jade. Such a harsh breakup. Everything is so different now.
JUMPCUT!! Plays with the lights in the bathroom like a 3 year old.
Amber plays old clips to use them up:
A rain/hail scene with Rarity squeaking at the storm.
A scene of Amber in the bathroom wearing different clothes. It's 3am!! Time to wake up the house slave and make her drive Amber to the VET for a 5 hour wait to check on Twinkie's paw. I get that you don't let the pet suffer (I'm not that cold of a person)... but if YOU KNOW that the wait is going to be so long, wouldn't you stay home with the dog and comfort them until they can be seen, so they don't spend have to spend 5 hours waiting in a place that smells like death and the terror of a thousand animals? A quick scene of Twinkie laying in her dog bed holding up her paw. Poor girl.
A scene of Amber fondling off-brand building blocks. Pokemon stuff - she was hardcore into Pokemon growing up. Add that to the list of expensive children's hobbies/activities that Amber did while living in a trailer with her poor, drugged-out parents... or while being bounced around in foster care.
(OMG that house model Amber got from Amazon is SO cute. My cousin would LOVE that - she's 5).
End of clips.
The storm wasn't a big deal. Twinkie's problems are due to her age and being a small breed dog - and not due to Amber's neglect. Amber admits that she's still taking Delta 8 gummies. Amber's turning to bad habits again (in reality she never stopped). Takeout is back. Soda is back. Not cleaning is back. (This is all Jade's fault - for her not being willing to make any meaningful changes or fix herself, forcing Amber to initiate this mutual break up). Duper delight smiles through entire segment. This is all so fake. Jade - and all of the others - don't care when you self-harm to try to emotionally abuse them, Amber.
Amber can't figure out what gave her audience the misconception that she can't take care of herself. She was a useless and helpless blob 4-5 years ago (during the Becky era) where she "couldn't even cut up a zucchini for dinner", but can't you see the improvements over the last 2 years? Amber's not like those people from my 600 pound life. She's the OPPOSITE of how she used to be.
What improvements? You are FATTER than you were 5 years ago in 2018. And over the last few days you've been unable to shower or do any 'adulting' (cooking your own food, cleaning your own messes), back to indulging in your addictions. You've proven that you're EXACTLY the same lazy, manipulative, and pathetically helpless sow that you've always been.
Amber says that the only thing she gets help with is driving, and that's normal with couples for only one to drive. Yes, that's true, BUT 1) Both parties CAN drive, and 2) YOU AND JADE AREN'T A COUPLE. Or maybe you are and this is all a giant bullshit sceme you and FLEEN cooked up.
Blah blah, FLEEN was love of her life, we didn't show the REAL LUV of their relationship. She's not moving in with her mom. Amber doesn't need a caretaker. And the proof of that is that she's never SHOWED herself needing caretaking.
Yeah, you didn't 'show' it 4-5 years ago, but have now admitted to needing it then.
JFC what is this? Is she throwing gang signs? Is she trying to turn off the camera? I thought she knew how to edit.
