Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I'm beginning to wonder what would happen if Jade found a new girlfriend soon, while she is still living with Amber. If they really are both on the tenancy agreement, it's not like Amber could kick her out if she wanted or prevent her from bringing people over.

It''s what Amber did to Becky so she kinda has it coming tbh.
 
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caffeinated_pirate said:
God, I hope you’re right, cuz all that shit we saw Amber move was stuff she had given to Jade as presents. Full on rejection of the junk she threw at her, I’d love that.
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This is an interesting observation. It certainly means that the “mutual break up” is pure rubbish. Jade basically left in the flat all the junk that Amber gave her. It seems that either Jade has better taste than Amber, or that Jade does not want anything from Amber, or bolth.
 
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This bitch's lip smacking between every sentence is getting to me so bad. It is something that black people do that I cannot fucking stand.
Her fake acting as though she is in a reality show is old as fuck already. It is like she is suffering from the same delusions as a xnanex addled Ethan Ralph, but just high on her own farts.
 
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Don't know who she stole that beginning part from, she needs to give it back. Irritating.

Taking more than one tiny bite of food, making "mmh" noises, pushing food into her mouth with the fork. Feeder bait.

Caffeine comes in many forms. She knows this, she's just being dumb. 32 years old, people.

Used Colleen Ballinger song in her video because it was stuck in her head. Somewhere she learned the word "earworm" and uses it eleventy million times.
Probably knew Colleen was being talked about for bad stuff, but by using the song Amber gets to make money off it twice, once when she makes her video and everyone runs to her channel to fuss about the problems, and again when Amber makes a video explaining herself and/or apologizing.
Attention for Amber, #1 goal.

Soda from a can is not a fountain drink. She has been told this before, she's either manipulating or is retarded. Probably both.

When she says we're going to be seeing her packing for the next several months, she has duper's delight grin.
She has absolutely prerecorded every second of packing up, she's just going to put it in many videos along with stupid shit like sipping a drink. Amber's been doing youtube for a long time, she knows what gets clicks.

Rarity is cute.

Throws purses around like garbage. I am offended on their behalf.
Slooooowest boxing evar.

Lego show and tell.

Eats a wonton. Mmh hmm, mmh hmm. Nodding.
Returning to her old ways.

Sips a McDs slushie. Mmh.

Takes the bottom bun off her sandwich. Eye contact with the camera. Bites. Sho good.

Pretends to clean out her closet, chats about some of her clothes and stops.

Pretends that she showed us everything she ate, and pretends that she cried over the breakup. We're supposed to pretend we believe any of this.
End scene.
 
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Amber's food for the day, aka LiarLynn Lies:
2 small packets of Mott's fruit whateverthefuck.
Rotisserie chicken with half a box of Stove Top stuffing.
Chick-fil-A coke and cookie (I just realized the cup says "Tha Hurd Needz U", and that seems oddly appropriate).
Gyoza (saves approximately 1 tbsp of soy sauce for Jade because Jade is totally still there and this is proof somehow).
2 double cheeseburgers and blue raspberry whateverthefuck.

And once again, for the millionth time, sing along if you know the lyrics: If this was all she was eating, the weight would be falling off.

Those goddamn purses...SMH.

I said a few days ago that Wipey was going to pull a disappearing act, and it's already begun. I think she may be popping in at times, but she's definitely not staying there full time. You see, Amber, this is how breakups usually go.
 
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I am locking in my original prediction that Jade jumped ship and Amber is on her own. Those scenes with her and Jade shopping were pre-recorded as we know she stockpiles footage. I do think the break up was "planned" in the sense Jade said a date where she will go and Amber can create the break up video and the weird video she was with her. I do believe the interview Q and A was the last thing Jade was in the apartment. This is classic Amber gaslighting audience and fucking with the timeline.

and yes the intro is from Swoop.
 
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My money is on Jade found a better grift with a couple as their third and realized she wouldn't have to wipe asses anymore and just spread her legs for a degenerate couple instead. Left instantly only took the stuff worth anything, told hamber she was just moving the best stuff first, and completely ghosted hamber and never came back.
 
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She's not singing in this clip, she's moving purses around, like she's been doing for months.
This clip, from May, is in the video posted 7/15/2023. The singing would've been a timeline tell, as the Colleen Ballinger song was posted around July 2nd, 2023.

Clearly it says May on her calendar. She's been doing these closet videos for a long time and has been wearing daily and sleeping in the same clothes for weeks.
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If it weren't cow tipping I would send her the money for shipping and take all the clothes with tags she's sending to goodwill. Torrid clothes that aren't on sale aren't cheap and price goes up as the size goes up.
Almost everything she buys can be altered.
Flat shipping is cheap and can end up being pretty heavy at times. Too bad she's too lazy to do that and thinks it's easier to do that for her supporters just dump it at goodwill 😒😒😒
 
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ReverseStarfish said:
This clip, from May, is in the video posted 7/15/2023. The singing would've been a timeline tell, as the Colleen Ballinger song was posted around July 2nd, 2023.

Clearly it says May on her calendar. She's been doing these closet videos for a long time and has been wearing daily and sleeping in the same clothes for weeks.
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We know that Amber plays with her vlog by showing out-of-sequence clips. For me, this is more evidence that the break up took place quite a while ago, and that she is stretching the timeline. Jade has been gone for awhile too.

Usually, when you are packing to move, you have an idea when you will be moving. She does not want to tell us when she is moving. I do not buy the "2 or 3 months".

It was the same when they move to Lexington. We did not see any of the move and suddenly they (Becky and Amber) were in Lexington. I suspect the same here.
 
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