Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[General Tso's Chicken]

Cancer is catastrophic enough.
Hambo will never change.

I was gonna say. Since the validity of her cancer is in question, there's two options.
1. Amber's cancer was very real and it was not enough to get her to stop pounding McDoubles with increasing speed.
2. Amber's cancer was not real and she's a vile human being that's willing to fake a life threatening illness to gain control over her audience.
Both are awful, but 1 is way funnier.

 

[BBJ_4_Ever]

Cancer is catastrophic enough.
Hambo will never change.

If her cancer were real, it was not of a type catastrophic enough to cause change because it didn't touch anything that affected her life. Some surgery on an internal organ she didn't think about and wasn't using and it was over. Surgery on her jaw, like Roger Ebert had*, would make her sit up and take notice.




*Yes, it would be because she could no longer eat at all and need a feeding tube.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

I was gonna say. Since the validity of her cancer is in question, there's two options.
1. Amber's cancer was very real and it was not enough to get her to stop pounding McDoubles with increasing speed.
2. Amber's cancer was not real and she's a vile human being that's willing to fake a life threatening illness to gain control over her audience.
Both are awful, but 1 is way funnier.

Her cancer was very real but also very treatable. Even for her freakishly huge size. Because a full uterus yeet (nuclear option) treatment was basically one and done. As far as Amber is concerned she beat cancer and feels she is free to continue hoovering food. This, of course, does not address the crucial need for aftercare, follow ups, and monitoring. Amber's too weak willed to take initiative for these kinds of things. She'd rather put it out of her mind and drown all of those pesky responsibilities and thoughts in laygos, take out, youtube/tiktok, and delta-whatever-the-fuck. Eventually her failing health will 100% catch up with her and when it does it will be a rapid decline. Cancer part 2, the beetus, heart disease, injury induced immobility / atrophy and so many other looming health risks all ready to be brought on by her massive massive weight. When it happens it will be too late and she will die before she can make a change. She had her chance the first go around with the big C and she blew it. Now it's just a matter of time. Only question is what will it be that finally takes her out.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

@mythical mother , @Chaotic Pizzaparty , @Turd Fergusson

That would definitely make sense, looking back at the relationship over the last 2 years, as well as things Amber has hinted about post breakup. And I know that people give individuals a lot of flack for not leaving psychologically abusive relationships, but it can be really tough for an individual, even if they haven't been completely isolated, financially controlled, etc. Often, the victims that manipulators of Amber's breed tend to instinctively sniff out are codependent fixers who are also people-pleasers. They don't feel like they have value unless they are able to help others. And they fall for the manipulations of the narcissist, and don't want to leave out of fear of people seeing them like they didn't fill their obligation to help their partner (or them feeling that maybe they could have done more). They will often stay in the relationship for many go-arounds, not willing to leave until they've thoroughly convinced themselves that they have done everything they possibly could - which is NEVER when their brain is being scrambled by a gaslighter who blames all of their failures on others.

And through the last 2 years, it's seemed like they were on the rocks during several occasions. I think they were on the verge of breaking up several times, and this was just the final time for Jade. Each time, Amber suddenly came up with a new promise of taking care of herself to keep Jade around, only for Amber's behavior to start slipping and she would backtrack on progress. Amber hinted at it during the breakup video when she said that it was "the most passionate relationship, on both sides." And then Amber talked about looking in the spot in the kitchen where Jade kissed her for the first time, but that it was probably also a spot where they had a fight. It sounds like Amber kept slipping to her usual behavior, and it caused strife with Jade (who was promised by Amber that she DID want to lose weight and not be totally dependent).

Something I've been tinkering with for a while (because I'm a loser and a self-hating masochist). Well, it's also because I find narcs absolutely FASCINATING, and Amber just has EVERY. TEXTBOOK. NARC. BEHAVIOR. It's just amazing! (Again, I'm a loser). Anyway, it’s a summary of the 2 year relationship with Jade. WARNING: there is a lot of speculation here, but when taken from the perspective of Jade trying to help Amber and believing that Amber really wanted to lose weight, it does fit in with the events we witnessed.

Oh yeah, and double-spoilered because autism of this magnitude requires proper containment (please ignore and move on if you have a weak stomach).

Spoiler: The Weight Loss Journey with Jade - July 2021 to July 2023

Spoiler: JULY 2021

Jade comes along, claiming to have never watched Amber before. Amber KNEW that was bullshit, because when she told us that, Amber then said "She SAYS she's never seen me before". I personally felt that was a lie from Amber. Amber was trying to make it sound like she was this desirable person and that someone could fall in love with her just from her IG pictures and posts. And that it had nothing to do with her online infamy (like it did when she snagged Becky). Later it was found that Jade had been watching for about a year. If Jade was a retarded Ambaby who never looked into Amber, and had only been watching since after her cancer arc, it's possible she might have believed that Amber was trying to get her life on track but had no one to support her.

Amber admits on livestream that Jade is Bipolar. This is am important point that comes up later, as mental illnesses like bipolar can cause serious negative problems, and self-care (medication, therapy) is critical.

After breaking up with Becky and talking to Jade, Amber is suddenly able to bathe herself and wash her hair. Amber states she lost 30lbs by herself in July just from Jade's encouragement. Amber seemed to be taking her health seriously, getting her "OCD" rituals and skin-picking under control, etc. From someone who didn't know the situation, Amber looked way more put together than the greasy thumb next to her. Again, a person not looking too closely might have assumed that the greasy thumb was holding her down.

Spoiler: SUMMER-FALL 2021

Jade's living there and Amber is suddenly this new person. Amber even boasts about how there is no more cycle as she's been in 'stage 1' for months. She's uploading regular vlogs with more editing than what she would normally do, and taking on the persona of a lifestyle vlogger. Her content is so different, that her audience actually assumes that JADE is the one editing the videos. Vomit stews are gone, and Amber starts cooking proper food (with Jade's teaching, of course - but everyone starts somewhere). She even gets those Hello Fresh subscriptions to cook different types of meals. Amber seems to be continuing to lose weight and start being more independent. She even talks about how Jade is going to teach her to drive. This (mostly) continues all the way through to the beginning of the new year.

Spoiler: NOVEMBER 2021

Jade goes on a holiday to visit her family for Thanksgiving - without Amber. Suddenly, Amber's depression and lack of cleanliness and 'binging' starts coming back more and more frequently, likely to convince Jade not to go because Amber needs her. Amber films for a few of those days where Jade is gone, and the old Amber is completely back. Amber is suddenly super depressed, she's greasy and grimy, wearing dirty clothes, and the house is a pigsty. This was where Amber claimed that nothing was open on Thanksgiving, so her only option was to order a family meal for 6 to eat (or something like that). Amber puts herself together again shortly after Jade returns, and things are more or less uneventful for the remainder of the year.

Spoiler: FEBRUARY-MARCH 2022

Cracks really start showing. Amber's starting to get comfortable with Jade, and binging has been happening more and more frequently. Bathing seems to happening less often, and more and more complaints about 'mentulz' are appearing in her more lazily edited vlogs. Amber's fixed sleep schedule is messed up again, with Amber vlogging and stomping around the middle of the night when Jade would be trying to sleep. None of her diets are working because her binging is just too bad. Tensions seem to start up in the apartment, then Amber announces that she's decided to get help because she can't possibly lose weight until she fixes the issues that make her binge. Since everyone's been suggesting inpatient, Amber chooses OUTPATIENT at a HAES clinic (so not only will they not control her meals, they also won't push her to lose weight). Amber goes for a couple of days, then quits because it was too intense and she can do it on her own. She then spends the next 6 weeks filming mukbang after mukbang, 'mindfully eating' MASSIVE portions of junk food for every meal because it's what her therapist told her to do.

Spoiler: APRIL 2022

Amber finally admits that she quit outpatient right after starting, but claims that she's been using the lessens she's been taught to treat her binge eating - while in reality she's just being a dirty sloth and eating like a glutton. Either from being pushed by her audience or by Jade, Amber starts trying to control her portions during this month.

HUGE BLOWOUT by the 3rd week of April, where Amber goes live in the middle of the night (when Jade who works would be sleeping) and drinks a bottle of whiskey while crying, shrieking, and saying that she doesn't know if she's single. Jade tries to take the bottle, but Amber grabs it in time, and keeps drinking from it while complaining she wants takeout. It kinda seems like Amber wanted to order takeout, Jade said no to be supportive, and Amber started throwing a narc tantrum (like Amber did with Destiny, and admitted to doing with Becky and Krystle). Jade ends up cooking food for Amber in the middle of the night to try and soothe her and end the tantrum (probably so she could get some sleep). Amber chews it like a cow and acts like a cunt on camera. I wouldn't be surprised if this was the first time Amber tried using the "I guess we're breaking up then?" line (like Destiny said Amber would use on her to get her way).

Spoiler: MAY-JUNE 2022

After the tense drunken livestream, Amber starts making an effort in taking her weight loss seriously. I think it was around this time that the whole "Bambi/Feline" bullshit started. We got those stupid "500lb Girl" series where Amber is trying to get to under 500lbs, and a total of 100lbs lost from her highest recorded weight. Amber convinces her audience (and Jade) that the binge-eating therapy has to stop, as she can't possibly get her binge-eating under control until she loses weight first, as she's over 500lbs and her weight loss needs to take priority. Amber decides that restriction is what causes her to binge, so she makes sure to get lots of her favorite snacks and candy to consume "in moderation".

Of course, each mini-series ends in a binge and failure, but there is this weird uneasiness with Amber announcing each failure (rather than the usual duper's delight). She also talks about how Jade is trying to lose weight with her (I guess to help and support her), and they're writing their daily weights out for each other the blackboard, or some other weird shit. Each binge sessions seems to end with crying and heart-filled (emotionally manipulative) letters to Jade about the binges and Amber's remorse (and excuses of her 'mentulz'). These seem to go into absolute OVERDRIVE right as the beginning of July is coming up - where Jade has marked on her calendar that she's leaving on vacation (likely to visit family without Amber).

Spoiler: JULY 2022

Amber has a 10 day binge during Jade's vacation week and afterwards. Amber's channel goes dark for that time. Amber claims that Jade stayed with her and they took a ‘staycation’ together. That was never confirmed - and is likely a lie, as Amber has said that Jade has taken a 'couple' of vacations without her. (The only two vacations were Thanksgiving 2021 and July 2022). Yet more uneasiness again, but Amber has agreed to go on Ozempic - BUT Jade has to be the one to give her the shots (as Amber's a child who won't deal with a needle that's barely the thicker than a hair). Amber also gets a new excuse as to why her weight isn't her fault - lipedema. Amber gets down to 466lbs on Ozempic - her lowest since being in Kentucky. When Jade points out that it's only 16lbs away from 450lbs, Amber begins sabotaging her diet like crazy: several pints of keto ice cream, daily bags of pork rinds, and eating fried cheese as snacks instead of vegetables "because it's allowed".

Spoiler: SUMMER 2022

Weight gain is starting again. The excuses of lipedema aren't working, as she lost weight while having lipedema. Time for a new time wasting diversion to distract Jade: Amber shouldn't be taking her estrogen because it’s increasing her risk of cancer! The cancer center has no record of Amber ever being a patient. They need to go on a quest to get the name of the first doctor who prescribed her estrogen - and they can't find it (despite Amber showing us that she hoards every Rx bottle she has ever gotten and it's likely in that pile). Jade's running her around and making her appointment because Amber is trying to be a something for her life - what was that stupid expression she kept saying? BAH! It's just slipped my mind. Anyway, that she needs to be an active participant in taking care of her health (probably got the phrase from Jade).

Amber is struggling because she wants to eat, but Ozempic is stopping her. She even starts taking Delta 8 to increase her appetite. Jade pushes Amber to at least get up and walk, and Amber takes that opportunity to take a dive like an Italian footballer into a 3/4" divot at the edge of the sidewalk. Amber insists on being taken to the ER by Jade. The doctors do an X-Ray, but find nothing broken. As Amber's likely carrying on like she's DYING, the ER doctor has to diagnose a sprained ankle (which Amber embellishes to MULTIPLE, SEVERELY, torn ligaments). Amber doesn't get follow up scans or PT, but instead chooses to become bed bound and eat as much as she can.

Spoiler: FALL 2022

Now that Amber's milked her dangleen ankle for as long as she could - as she's able to walk again (and actually could walk the entire time - Amber said it would just hurt), I'm sure Jade was now pushing Amber to start trying to take care of herself again. Amber follows up on the dangleen ankle drama with the dangleen lung drama, embellishing it and hinting it might be THE BIG C. That turned out to be an entire month of misdiagnosis after misdiagnosis, and just ended up being a big nothing-burger. Well, not quite a nothing-burger - it sounded like a touch of pneumonia which cleared up with the antibiotics prescribed to her on her FIRST ER VISIT. Amber has her Chips Ahoy cookie binge, and does a TikTok video about it (calling it a 'relapse'). Amber gets in shit with TikTok over it, and she uses that to create all sorts of drama about how serious and real her binge eating disorder is.

Amber claims that the chest scan taken for the dangling lung showed some sludge in her gallbladder. Amber of course, embellishes her gallbladder pain for dramatics. Oh, and because this is the excuse needed to finally quit Ozempic (blaming the sludge on Ozempic instead of the mountains of pork rinds and cheese she was eating daily to keep GAINING at over 460lbs). Jade doesn't go visit her family on Thanksgiving, but instead stays to babysit the baby buffalo. The diet is off, and the real Ambo is back again in all of her greasy, unwashed, binging glory throughout the entirety of November.

Spoiler: DECEMBER 2022

The return of the binging buffalo causes more strife, as suddenly at the end of November (28th or so), Amber declares that she's going to make her 4th attempt at getting WLS, and is determined that she WILL 100% BE SUCCESSFUL. No maybe or possibly here, DEFINITELY YES! Not even a 'plan B', because plan A will ABSOLUTELY HAPPEN. Amber explains that nothing else works for her, and she HAS to get WLS "TO SAVE MY LIFE" (and this is a phrase we hear incessantly until June 2023). Amber even talks about this being a tool made for people like Amber - binge eaters who can't stick to any type of restricted (moderated) eating. A few days into this storyline, Amber is notified that it could take weeks (minimum) to process her application. Complete unrestricted eating occurs through vlogmas. Amber's weight skyrockets to the 520s by early vlogmas (from 466lbs in July), where she then stops getting on the scale. It's not her fault though, it's a combination of lipedema - which can only be cured by a keto diet, and her sludgy gallbladder - which won't let her do keto. Oh, and it's also her binge eating disorder - but that's going to be cured by the WLS. Amber has NO CHOICE but to eat like a pig until she starts the process!

Spoiler: JANUARY 2023

Mid-month or so, the WLS clinic calls her and lets her know her application is being considered. They explain the medical tests that need to be done, as well as an in-person seminar which would outline their expectations of her. According to Amber, the only expectation other than the medical tests was 1lb of weight loss which is not gained back. This is not confirmed, but a person from the 'KickingNarcs' discord applied in order to get into this intake seminar. They claimed that they saw Amber there with Jade (who really was the Jade who was doxxed in Sept 2021). According to this person, Jade had to keep telling Amber to stop playing on her phone and pay attention, as Amber wasn't taking it seriously.

Suddenly, Amber's binge eating disorder is GONE. It's been CURED! No wait.. she never had it!! No, I was right the first time: it's been CURED from the MONTHS of hard therapy from the Outpatient facility (that she quit in the first 2 days and never did). TRANSLATION: Amber found out that WLS is NOT for people with B.E.D., and in fact it will EXCLUDE you from consideration. During the latter half of 2022, Amber started seeing the counselor from the HAES outpatient facility again (but not for weight-loss but for other counseling). Well, back to December 2022-January 2023, she shit-cans this psychologist/counselor/the-fuck-if-I-know in order to try and DFE all evidence of her B.E.D. diagnosis (as this was the head-shrinker who gave her the Dx).

Amber starts talking about all of this bullshit about her "living with the discomfort", and taking things "one discomfort at a time". Amber also declares that she's just quit Delta 8, as she was becoming dependent on them. Amber has come SO FAR in how she sees this process. If she's told that the surgery needs to be delayed for her to work on something, she's going to trust her team and the process.

Spoiler: FEBRUARY-MAY 2023

In February, Amber gets rejected for WLS. Not really rejected: she's told that she needs to be binge-free for a full year before being eligible for WLS. Amber admits to ugly-crying in her appointment when the decision was made. She goes into full Karen-mode and demands an appointment with the doctor. She demands to speak with the dietitian's superior, etc. Amber doesn't understand why her audience calls this out as the temper tantrum that it is - she's TRYING TO SAVE HER LIFE! Amber tells her audience that she's starting her own diet. Obviously Amber gets backlash for this (not only from her audience, but I believe from Jade as well, as Amber has declared that WLS is the ONLY thing that will work for her). In the next video, Amber gaslights her audience and says that she has no idea why everyone thought she was going to quit. She was TRYING TO SAY that the next day, she was going to continue following her dietitian's instructions, and we all just misunderstood her. Apparently, she's going to get some sort of 12 session assessment, but Amber demands a new psychologist (because her current one is on to her bullshit).

March to May is very confusing – PURE GASLIGHTING HELL! Amber claims that she's getting monthly check ins, but there is no goal to lose weight. She requests a weight loss goal, and they tell her 1lb per week. We are told that the purpose of these check ins are to just look for IMPROVEMENT, as it's childhood trauma and FOOD ADDICTION that make her binge "not say no". Amber boasts about her weight dropping to about 500lb – but her weight (which was 521 at Christmas) is actually 528lb at the clinic, then drops to 525lbs. Amber tells her audience that her scale at home reads her light, which is why it looks like she's gained, but she hasn't. Then she says that her scale reads her accurately a home, and that we must be mistaken. Then she says that she was actually 533lbs at her first clinic appointment (which would mean that her home scale reading her at 521 DID read her too light) - but acts like she doesn't understand when she's questioned on this. Basically, from the process, Amber starts at 521lbs (which is later retconned to 533), changes to 528lbs, goes down to 525lbs, and then hits 530-something by June (this is off the top of my head, and NO FUCKING WAY am I going to research the actual fucking number). None of it makes any sense, so don't even try to figure it out.

Amber is speaking with the new head-shrinker during this time for her 12 therapy sessions and assessment. According to Amber, she spends this entire time combing over her alleged childhood traumas - likely events which she has ruminated on and embellished in her head over the last 20+ years to the point that nothing she's remembering has ANY connection to reality. She relives events like the inconsistent story of the baby brother with the cord around his neck that was screaming loudly but also unable to make a sound because he was choking. According to Amber, NO work on dealing with coping mechanisms to deal with not eating her feelings was done (as that was done with the HAES therapist during the outpatient treatment she quit and never actually did). As this is narc hell, none of this makes any sense either (so don't give yourself a headache over it).

Amber is also speaking to the dietitian during this time, who gives her several diet plans to follow. First is a 1900-2100 calorie diet with specific macros (which ends up actually being a 2300-2500 calorie diet with balanced macros and I think 31g of her carbs being fiber when you actually do the math). Amber complains it's too complicated, so the next month she gets an "eat whatever but stay under 2300 calorie" diet (or something like that). Amber complains that she was counting her calories accurately, but her lipedema/lymphedema makes her gain weight at 2300 calories and it's too much. The dietitian then gives her an 1800 calorie diet. Amber gains weight on that, but says that it's because her mentulz were keeping her from being able to 'just say no', and her food addiction was winning, but she has since gotten control of it again.

Spoiler: JUNE 2023

Amber hits the end of her 12 therapy sessions and assessment, and according to Amber, is deemed ready for WLS. The dietitian writes Amber a 5 paragraph email, telling her that she's so proud of Amber for admitting that she lost control of her eating and gained weight due to her 'food addiction'. And that her admitting it meant she was more ready for WLS than most of the clinic's post-op patients were ready. Well, that was all in paragraph 1. The other 4 paragraphs weren't read by Amber as they were 'private'. Anyway, despite claiming to get the go-ahead from the therapist AND dietitian AND being asked to see the surgeon to set a surgery date, Amber cancels her next scheduled weigh-in with the dietitian. Amber quits the program to 'try one more time to lose weight on her own'. Amber later admits that she was 530-something lbs right before the canceled appointment - which put her even higher than she was during her intake (not maintaining that ONE POUND of weight loss). Amber talks about how therapeutic her therapy was, and how it's so important to her to keep going and receiving this therapeutic therapy - and then immediately stops going.

Amber admits that all of her boasting of 'sitting with the discomfort' MIGHT have been a SLIGHT over-exaggeration. But still, WLS was going to involve CUTTING HER OPEN and TAKING OUT A LARGE CHUNK OF HER STOMACH!!! Did you know that's what WLS involves?! Apparently Amber didn't. And Amber says that she didn't even WANT WLS to begin with! This was something that OTHER PEOPLE were making her do! (She implies her audience, but I think it was also Jade). Besides, Amber knows what to do. The problem is that she needs to AVOID the junk food and takeout that she's addicted to - that way, the chemicals won't set her brain on fire and make her binge - I mean, make her food addiction act up. Amber starts the TikTok diet of eating random foods slathered in cottage cheese and mustard - mixed in with McDonalds binges, of course, because moderation is the key. Baby steps! You can't expect her to change in one day!

Spoiler: JULY 2023

Jade dumps Amber's ass. Jade admits that she was really on point with her self-case, taking her medication, and keeping up with therapy to control her BPD when she got with Amber, but all of that fell to the wayside while dealing with the last two years of endless bullshit crisis' that Amber invented to keep Jade chasing her tail. Amber declares the breakup mutual, and that it had nothing to do with quitting WLS (or the last 2 years of Amber's train wreck behavior) - just that Amber can't travel right now, and Jade has things she needs to work on that are unacceptable to Amber.

TL;DR: I know that Jade's an adult and she got herself into this. Still, this would have been hell to go through. I sure hope it was worth those Jordans.

 

[Aiōn]

Possible tinfoil hat moment but one potential scenario that I didn't see mentioned as I skimmed through is that Amber faked her fall or atleast tried to use it to garner sympathy and try to claw Jade back into her orbit?

She made the video where she announced that the breakup had been mutual and that it suddenly wasn't anymore, like she had tried something. Then a few or so videos later she mentions this accident and there was a weird glint in her eye as she told the story.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

...a summary of the 2 year relationship with Jade.

@Boolean Bitch -- (slow clap) -- An epic assessment. Enjoyed Every. Single. Word.

Reads like "The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire," only this is a proper "The Rise and Rise and Rise (in weight) and Fail and Fail and Fail of NarcLynn Reid."

...in b4 some fucking YooToober steals @Boolean Bitch's post, word-for-word, without attribution, then uploads it as a monetized "original documentary."​

 

[Wyzzerd]

If her cancer were real, it was not of a type catastrophic enough to cause change because it didn't touch anything that affected her life. Some surgery on an internal organ she didn't think about and wasn't using and it was over. Surgery on her jaw, like Roger Ebert had*, would make her sit up and take notice.




*Yes, it would be because she could no longer eat at all and need a feeding tube.

For normal people that would be horrific.

But for deathfats like Amber? She might just be excited she can skip whole chewing step of eating. It was only slowing her down anyway.

 

[hatehobbyist]

@Boolean Bitch, I stopped really paying much attention to Amber this past year and limited my forum use because I hate Tor, but I wanted to log in and tell you what a fucking rockstar you are for summarizing this whole Jade era. Your recaps are great in general but you really outdid yourself with this one. You helped fill in so many blanks for me and now have me searching for the whiskey video for the lulz. How you keep all her bullshit straight is beyond me but I'm so grateful you took the time to make that post!

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Possible tinfoil hat moment but one potential scenario that I didn't see mentioned as I skimmed through is that Amber faked her fall or atleast tried to use it to garner sympathy and try to claw Jade back into her orbit?

She made the video where she announced that the breakup had been mutual and that it suddenly wasn't anymore, like she had tried something. Then a few or so videos later she mentions this accident and there was a weird glint in her eye as she told the story.

Her falls are something I can never fully decide one way or the other if they're intentional or not.

On one hand, Amber is 500+lbs. Her balance is completely thrown off. She can't properly lift her feet when she walks. She can't bend her knee with the full range of motion that most people can. She has a very limited range of motion with her hips. She has to sway her hips and thrust out her leg and use the momentum to carry her through the step. Like, you know how you can pretend your index and middle fingers are legs and make them walk? Well, do that while you hold every joint in your fingers and hands stiff. You have to do this weird swaying motion to move your fingers. That's how she walks. She falls a LOT, and I'm surprised that she doesn't fall EVEN MORE.

On the other hand, the timings of her falls are VERY CONVENIENT. Like the dangleen ankle last summer when she wanted to sit and eat instead of exercise. Or slipping on a dryer sheet right before the breakup (when Jade is probably pushing her to be more independent and to do her own laundry). Or during fall of 2021 a month or so before Thanksgiving (when Jade was likely telling Amber she was going to travel back home without her). Remember that one? It was when she was wearing that stupid neck heating pad and looked like a morbidly obese vampire?

If I was forced to pick a side, I'd guess that she just falls a lot and keeps most of them a secret because it's embarassing. But she holds onto to and exaggerates the ones that happen at convenient times. I can't see Amber taking the risk of hurting herself while faking a fall. If she's not careful with that, she'll end up in a state run facility where they'll CONTROL HER FOOD INTAKE. She's not THAT stupid.

@Boolean Bitch -- (slow clap) -- An epic assessment. Enjoyed Every. Single. Word.

Reads like "The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire," only this is "The Rise and Rise and Rise (in weight) and Fail and Fail and Fail of NarcLynn Reid."

...in b4 some fucking YooToober steals @Boolean Bitch's post, word-for-word, without attribution, as a monetized "original documentary."​

Immitation is the most sincere form of flattery. Plus, THEY are the ones that get their face connected to sperging about a 500+lb narc. I'm a sperg who likes to sperg... but I'm okay with the real world not knowing that I'm a sperg who likes to sperg, KWIM?

@Boolean Bitch, I stopped really paying much attention to Amber this past year and limited my forum use because I hate Tor, but I wanted to log in and tell you what a fucking rockstar you are for summarizing this whole Jade era. Your recaps are great in general but you really outdid yourself with this one. You helped fill in so many blanks for me and now have me searching for the whiskey video for the lulz. How you keep all her bullshit straight is beyond me but I'm so grateful you took the time to make that post!

Thanks. I don't know, it just sticks in my head. Like Rainman, but for random and/or useless bullshit. Unfortunatley, not TOO many uses for this brand of autism (other than things like data entry, or dunking on fat-fucks on the internet)

DON'T TRY TO SIT THROUGH AMBER'S VIDEO ON IT! It's shit, and she shrieks, and.. no. BUT, there is a YouTuber called 'Just my 2 cents'. She sometimes revists some of Amber's old videos if they are relevant to the current narrative. She recently went over the drunken livestream, condensing it to the most important 25 minutes or so (and added her commentary, of course). Her reacts are a little slow, aren't super funny, and lack funny edits. Still, she's an Ambaby from 2019 that turned hard-core haydur and she doesn't pull punches. Here's the link: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=oi-PnTJZfS0. I think she made the video a couple of weeks ago or so. It's easy to find.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

@Boolean Bitch, this is probably the best recapitulation this I ever read on this website. The level of manipulation that Amber utilises is out of this world. It is clear that Amber does not want to do the work to lose weight but instead is only interested is feeding her hedonistic lifestyle. All these attempts at dieting are only performative for her audience, and possibly for her “girlfriend”.

 

[FatalTater]

I remember when FailureLynn was going on and on about "trying to save her life" and I was like, "What life? What here is so important? It's just food and baby toys. No one will miss you!" plus she's saying she'll do anything surgery related to save herself but is not willing to cut back on the food, not even a crumb, which is the one thing that would help. Idiot.

YouTuber called 'Just my 2 cents'.

Ah yes. That's Sabine Davis, the lady who led the charge to unsubscribe from Amber back in the good ol' Shrimpgate days.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Nik throwing some more shade at Amberlynn and I'm here for it.

 

[Salvador Dali]

having a breakdown, self sabotage, & memories of when I was a child (with photo)

Spoiler: July 27, 2023 Archive

 

[FatalTater]

Nik throwing some more shade at Amberlynn and I'm here for it.


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I paused that at 19 seconds when he's reading the book title and it caused me to make a very loud noise.

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Thoughts on Amber's latest-
A "G Wagon" is not a Jeep, it's a Mercedes G Class SUV cosplaying as a Jeep.
When Amber was telling the story of finding the poem she wrote in the trailer she used to live in, her eyes were darting all over the place. Make of it what you will.
If I was talking to a camera and started bawling, I'd edit that shit out... Unless maybe I was trying to manipulate and audience with that behavior.
There's no need for Amber to feel guilt for losing weight after the breakup instead of during the relationship as she will never lose it, therefore no guilt.

 

[Xenomorph]

This botch gets wet for two things :

1. Takeout
2. Victimizing herself about muh trauma.

"You looked at me with baby eyes"

LMAOOOOO FUCK RIGHT OFF

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

This botch gets wet for two things :

1. Takeout
2. Victimizing herself about muh trauma.

"You looked at me with baby eyes"

LMAOOOOO FUCK RIGHT OFF

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Shit she was a heifer then too

 

[Bilibin]

It occurred to me while watching this latest video that she may be moving in with her brother. She said she wanted to be near people who unconditionally care for her and everyone assumed this was her mom, but since she mentioned her brother in this video I think that's a realistic possibility unless another uhaul caretaker intervenes. I think that would be a hilarious outcome and cause problems for her down the road. I'm locking in my prediction with this one.

A little bit of autism: Adoption research suggests that whatever the environmental effects that produce some of the differences between individuals, it's not captured by the home environment or parents. So while it may be common to think that this kid was saved from his shitty parents (and yeah it's good to not grow up with junkies) he will be about as similar to Amber as the typical brother and sister, despite how little time they were together. Some autistic reading summarising this research Finding 9 is what you're looking at.

 

[Xenomorph]

The adoptive brother is thin and has teeth however he is covered in mumble rapper tats and isnt doing much with his life. He was, at one point, trying to gain attention with his own social media or some shit using AL as a springboard.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The adoptive brother is thin and has teeth however he is covered in mumble rapper tats and isnt doing much with his life. He was, at one point, trying to gain attention with his own social media or some shit using AL as a springboard.

Where does he live? This would be an interesting arc. He probably would not be as manipulated as her girlfriends, and would want to have his own YT channel to the great displeasure from Amber. He probably would not care about her diet and would leave her alone when he goes out with his mates. He might give her a ride somewhere but I guess he would not be on demand as with others. I guess that finding a new girlfriend has not been as easy as before. No wonder she wants Jade to come back.

 

[RedMage]

Jeez. She has another brother and instead of using all the free time she has to find him, she instead sits around writing on pieces of paper her plans and stuffing her face all these years.

I don't believe this is the first time she brought up self sabotage and it's hard to believe this is the first realization of it.