Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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FatalTater said:
Jade probably left Amber because she didn't want to be a home health nurse to a housebound idiot. Like any normal person, she wanted a partner she could do things with.
Amber tried to get her to stay by saying, "No baybe, I'll lose weight! I'll get surgery! I mean it this time!" but then even in the first meetings Jade had to tell Amber to stop playing with her phone and pay attention!
Amber was never going to get that surgery and she didn't even know how to pretend she was.
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These theories about Wipey leaving in regards to not wanting to be maid and instead wanted a relationship always amuse me.

IMHO there was never any love between these people. I don't believe that Jade, even with her hinted mental problems, would fall in love with Amber. If she did, she would have been in the videos.

I am of the belief that this was a scam of some sorts. How long were they together? Almost two years. I could see Jade saving anywhere from 1k to 2.5k a month living with Hamber; even at the small side that's close to 25 k, enough to start a new life in a new city.

Take that 25k, move to Atlanta especially if she really has WFH jobs. That's two years of rent for nice apartment I would imagine.

Maybe she got the car or was smart enough to let Amber keep it if it was leased. Anyway you cut it, I think Wipey left with a nice nest egg.

As much as I hate Wipey but if I am right, I have to give her props. Two years of being a live in nurse while working 3 jobs in exchange for a fresh start doesn't seem that bad of deal.

Now all she has to do is worry about Amber being Amber and doxxing her but maybe she leverage over that. I dunno really what she could hold over Amber's fat head but who knows.
 
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Major Pain said:
Just off the top of my head, a few reasons people have to, justifiably, dislike obese people. Feel free to add more,
1. Most obvious answer, the fatty clearly dislike themselves so much they do THAT to their own body.
2. Fatties eat way more food than is needed, and thus, ultimately, waste more food.
3. Fatties would not be helpful or useful in crisis situations. (most likely being the cause of said crisis)
4. Hospitals and healthcare has to spend way more time on a landwhale than an average weight individual.
5. Fatties rarely add to society in any productive or helpful manner, usually being welfare hogs.
6. Fatties are often insanely self-vicitmising, living in the past or dwelling on negativity, instead of just lumping it like the rest of us.
7. Fatties take up more space. From waddling in front of you when you are trying to get somewhere, to chairs, to planes etc. (Graves)
Etc. etc. etc.
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1. No, they love themselves very much, they are mostly narcissists, they hate being reminded how far from perfect they are or hate being reminded of their morbid reality.(this applies to women only, and to homosexual male landwhales)
2. Fatties hardly waste any food, they will eat everything as long as it's edible to them, many of fatties have nasty eating habits and eat pretty much anything, that's why they are fat in the first place.
3. Yes.
4. Yes.
5. Yes.
6. Fat people like to search for excuses to why they are so fat, often coming up with stupid stories how sometyhing affected them in the past and now they must over eat for the rest of their lives.
7. Yes.
8. Fat people are most often cognitivelly impaired. You have to be low IQ or have some mental condition that prevents you from caring about your monstrous condition.
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
Amber's rant about fatphobia probably came after trying to find a girlfriend on-line, i.e. POF, and being turned down by a few women that realise that, at 500 pounds, Amber is looking for a carer instead of a partner. Women in their 30's have a bit more life experience and if they are thin, they would not be interested in a super morbidly obese person. If the women are themselves obese, they might commensurate with Amber, but would not necessarily dating her.

As it has been discussed previously, Amber does not really want to do any work losing weight, and any attempt is just performative than anything else. I wonder how much of it came up in discussion with her "friends'.
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It really is a damn shame (for Amber not us) that she's lez. There are degenerate men who would do anything to be with a woman, see MSHPL. Women like that are very rare.
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
Amber's rant about fatphobia probably came after trying to find a girlfriend on-line, i.e. POF, and being turned down by a few women that realise that, at 500 pounds, Amber is looking for a carer instead of a partner. Women in their 30's have a bit more life experience and if they are thin, they would not be interested in a super morbidly obese person. If the women are themselves obese, they might commensurate with Amber, but would not necessarily dating her.

As it has been discussed previously, Amber does not really want to do any work losing weight, and any attempt is just performative than anything else. I wonder how much of it came up in discussion with her "friends'.
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Funny how Ambers gorlfriends were never her size... fatphobierr?
 
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Ann Berlin said:
It really is a damn shame (for Amber not us) that she's lez. There are degenerate men who would do anything to be with a woman, see MSHPL. Women like that are very rare.
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I have a feeling that when amber realizes just how slim pickings are that we'll see her do just that and switch sides. She needs to find her own peetz.
 
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Xenomorph said:
Funny how Ambers gorlfriends were never her size... fatphobierr?
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She still seems to be under the impression she’s just “fat”. Like Chantal reading somewhere that Kuwait has a high rate of obesity. Sure. But she passed that category a long time ago.
I have a close relative who is a severe alcoholic. I love him dearly and always will. But I chose not to have any contact with him, because caring about someone who feels no obligation to the friends and family who love them is torture. Most of us understand this and would love nothing more than those people to be a part of our lives. Someone who has no control of their obsessions, whether it’s food, or drugs, or porn, etc. is incapable of being a good partner. People like Amber, who care more about satisfying an immediate need than being a functional human, will always be “discriminated” against. It’s the rational and healthy response.

The HAES activists are as delusional as the TRA’s. Society didn’t decide you are repulsive, Mother Nature did.
 
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Major Pain said:
Just off the top of my head, a few reasons people have to, justifiably, dislike obese people. Feel free to add more,
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Dylan said:
Fat people are most often cognitivelly impaired. You have to be low IQ or have some mental condition that prevents you from caring about your monstrous condition.
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Sometimes people's negative attitudes towards groups of people is just applying probability to real life, something people do in all aspects of life. Often it's just built on experience and anecdotes, which are error prone, but sometimes the empirical evidence matches up with your intuitions.

The paper "Psychological Profile of Obese Patients" 2008 published in Digestive Diseases is very funny to read because while they do the whole spiel about fat people being discriminated against, they also just come out and say that they exhibit tons of bad personality traits.

"...their self-esteem and impulse control is lower. They have passive dependent and passive aggressive personality traits, as well as a trend for somatization and problem denial. Their thinking is usually dichotomous and catastrophic. Obese patients also show low cooperativeness and fail to see the self as autonomous and integrated."

"Aggressive personality traits and sociopathy were positively associated with being overweight. According to the authors, aggressive personality traits may contribute to increased food intake by favoring the immediate hedonic reward of eating [13] . Morbidly obese patients presented personality disorder features related to eccentric cluster (schizoid, paranoid) [14] and anxious cluster (compulsive, dramatic) [1, 8] . It has been hypothesized that high scores on the schizoid and paranoid scales coincide with the difficulties in expressing aggressive feedings and interpersonal sensitivity. On the other hand, high scores on the compulsive scales are in line with immaturity and poor impulse control that have been observed in many patients with morbid obesity."

"In a sizable sample of obese women with and without binge eating disorder..." "...According to these findings, obese women are unstable, impulsive and frail and have greater relational difficulties than controls."

"It was shown that the thinking of obese patients is characterized by cognitive distortions. Dichotomous and catastrophic ways of thinking are the most frequent cognitive distortions seen in this group of patients. A large number of obese patients present with rigid, simplistic and sometimes moralistic ways of thinking [8] "

It's almost shocking how well this matches up with Amber. With most research on any group, you usually have some examples where some things fit and not others and you can go "yeah, this is a statistical probability but individuals vary enough so you won't have someone who matches this perfectly" but sometimes, you get someone like Amber who's textbook and it's sort of surprising and weird when it matches so well. This research is a little old and I can't stay I'm super familiar with the field as a whole so maybe it's not a perfect representation of the literature, but I just thought some of you would find it as funny as I did.
 
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Major Pain said:
Just off the top of my head, a few reasons people have to, justifiably, dislike obese people. Feel free to add more,
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Really obese people are sinners and I feel that is why people don't like them.

In order to get to that sort of size you must at a minimum, break 2 of the cardinal sins, repeatedly over a long period of time.

A person can be a glutton, but provided that they aren't filled with acedia/sloth they won't get too big.
A person can be lazy, but will remain within a certain range provided that they aren't also overindulging in food.


Once a person has gotten to such a size they must now pay for their sins.

They now have to work a lot harder than the average person to move around and exercising will be a lot more difficult.
They will also have to go hungrier than the average person to lose the weight.
 
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She has been doing it for a while...however the combination of the black girl tongue clicking, combined with the "girly...girlie" spell it as you will is rage inducing. I have seen water buffalo (for real) that are more active than her.
The smug is so strong, and it is amazing in a way that makes me want to hit her.
 
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caffeinated_pirate said:
So all these thirsty selfies and admitting to sending her ‘friend’ pics of her eating means she’s hooked a new waifu. Probably a feeder.
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I am not sure that she has hooked a new one yet. For one thing, she is moving soon and out of state. She likely does not want someone from Lexington now, unless that person is willing to move too, but this seems unlikely. A more plausible scenario is that she is been on dating websites targeting Oklahoma City, or wherever is moving to, and starting conversation with a few people there. Of course Amber is talking about shopping, travelling, going to concerts, food and restaurants. Basically, anything a 30 year old wants to do. That lucky candidate will be surprised.

I recon that she did those 15 days of rubbish to pay for the move. You have to be as deluded as Amber to thing that she will do the sorting and packing. It is not in her DNA. Instead, she will pay a moving company to do the work. In reality, she can't do it herself being 530 pounds, and I do not think that Jade would do any of Amber's packing.
 
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