"Hello, hi, hi, hi". Set phasers to maximum stun...
It's another "vloggity vlog molment". She's been chilling in her bedroom a lot because her living room is an absolute mess with a lot of boxes for GoodWill. Hmmm, maybe. I mean, there are charities you can call that will pick up the donation stuff FROM YOUR HOUSE (well, at least the porch). They tend to follow a monthly schedule. There are also a lot of junk haulers who will do the same. Prioritize bagging and boxing the items to go, two phone calls, a fee (for the junk haulers), and all of this would have been done WEEKS ago. I doubt Amber's too stupid to understand this - my bet is that she's trying to create a disaster to force Jade to intervene and clean up Amber's shit for free.
ANXIETEEEEE!
Amber complains that with no standing desk in her office, she has nowhere to sit (and I'm sure the absurdity of this is totally lost on Ambo). Again, it's your fault that you decided to do everything ass-backwards.
Amber likes to watch her vlogs post-editing and prior to scheduling for upload in order to make sure she doesn't accidentally upload something embarassing. Amber claims to have only made a mistake like that once in 10 years (HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! The flea tells us a different story)
Amber talks about all her recent TikTok uploads (with dubbing worse than a bad kung-fu movie). She wants you to go watch them... but she's forgotten her account name on TikTok - just go look for it yourselves, you paypigs!
Nail polish talk.
JUMPCUT!! Amber's cleaning out her hall closet. As Amber spends more money on LEGO and Shopkins than on vlogging equipment, she's far away from the camera without a mic or ring light. Amber says it's dark because the ceiling fixture is "very broke". In reality, it's just yet another burnt out lightbulb.
Amber shows the two paintings that Amber and Jade did during their 'paint night', and comments on how different the two really are.
OOOH!! TTHE LOOK ON HER FACE AT 2:22!! Just absolute disgust when mentioning that. It's the same look she gave Becky after their breakup when Amber said she worried about falling in the shower (to make Becky stay), and Becky immediately responded that Amber needed an anti-slip tub mat. Let's see if I can catch it...
FREEZE FRAME!
It's hard to see, as this almost 10 year vlogging veteran has set up the shot to look like we're filming INSIDE OF A TUNNEL.
Anyway, this scene was just to make a point that she's trashing all of the stuff she made with the love of her life and soulmate Jade (like in an earlier vlog where the only Halloween decorations she tossed were the pumpkins they painted together).
JUMPCUT!!! Twinkie
out to take a dump right outside Ambo's porch out for a walk in the neighbourhood! 1 of 3 pets accounted for.
JUMPCUT!! At the kitchen island for FOOD!! (Also, giant pile of shit in the hallway bottom left corner). It's SEAFOOD BOIL - it's totally fine that it makes her nose itch!! (You think she's hoping that she can trigger a serious enough reaction to justify demanding that Jade come over to help her?)
EUUGH!!! OH MY GOD THAT LOOKS DISGUSTING! THEY JUST 'SERVE' IT TO YOU OUT OF A TRASH BAG LIKE THAT?! It looks like literal PIG SLOP! I thought that they would take the items out of the stewing liquid and plate it for you, not dump the WHOLE POT into a garbage bag. Oh, it's sloshing in the bag...
... of course this is Ambo's favourite.
FREEZE FRAME!!
(Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures)
She also gets a side of rice with it, because of course she does.
Close up of the food [SKIP]
Amber didn't get sausage with this ENTIRE TRASH BAG FULL OF FOOD, because she's watching her weight.
UPDATE!! She ate the food, and her nose didn't itch. She also apparently didn't choke on another potatoey assassin, either (we haven't been released from our prison yet, gorls).
Now Amber doesn't know if she's allergic or not. She's so confused!! Get an allergy test, you fucking retard. Amber will go to multiple doctors for an EYE TWITCH, but not to see if there are foods out there that could KILL HER.
Amber realizes that she has more piles to donate than items to pack.... yet there is no realization of her wasteful behaviour.
Amber's been putting her focus recently into TikToks. She doesn't get paid for it. She USED to be part of the creator fund (... but was likely kicked out after her Chips Ahoy 'relapse' video).
JUMPCUT!! Back to Twinkie outside. What do you wanna bet this is from the same walk earlier?
JUMPCUT!! The next day. Her entire bedroom is absolutely filled with shit. Amber's video is too short for mid-rolls, so she's going pretend she forgot to do an outro and talk more bullshit to hit the 8 minute mark.
Non-sensical babble.
She has a lot going on that she doesn't want to talk about, but she might start talking about it, but she doesn't know when.
You can keep it to yourself, Ambo. Really. Every time you've finally told us about the things going on in your life that you didn't want to talk about, it was a hardship that SOMEONE ELSE was going through, and you were sticking your nose in and appropriating it as your own struggle. NO ONE CARES!
Amber's going to end this vlog so she can immediately go shit out another. Byee!
Hair Clean
