Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Lidl Drip]

I hope the new gorlfriend will be willing to get on camera, because the Jade era has been super boring. We need another Destiny.

Most funny possibly new gorlfriends for Hamber:
1. tranny
2. spicy latinx girlfriend that randomly starts screaming at Hamber and throwing her shit out the window
3. another blackie, but a fun one this time who does sassy fingersnaps at the haydurs
3. destiny type sped who will embarrass Hamber by revealing intimat details Hamber wants to hide from the audience

 

[I call shenanigans]

Maybe... except for the pesky little fact that Amber DOESN'T want to lose weight.

Every deathfat in the world wants to lose weight. Not a single one of them is the happy fatty they pretend to be. Just look at how quickly so many of them jumped on the ozempic/Wegovy bandwagon. Amber absolutely wants to lose weight. She is miserable at the weight she is, just like she was miserable at 360lbs.

Nor does she want to do anything that permanently removes her ability to eat as much of whatever she wants, whenever she wants.

This unfortunately is the truth, and the hurdle she’ll never get over.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

Every deathfat in the world wants to lose weight. Not a single one of them is the happy fatty they pretend to be. Just look at how quickly so many of them jumped on the ozempic/Wegovy bandwagon. Amber absolutely wants to lose weight. She is miserable at the weight she is, just like she was miserable at 360lbs.

This is the chub rub: they want to lose the weight, but are wholly unwilling to put in any of the effort required

 

[Lidl Drip]

This bitch ordered take-out buttered noodles.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

This bitch ordered take-out buttered noodles.

“Everything I’ve ate in two days”
Grammarlynn strikes again.

 

[D_Tractor]

Dana lost a shit ton of weight.
Dana is still fat and I still would not have sex with her.
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fucking .webp files i hate them so fucking much.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I am impressed, It's very hard to lose that much and keep it off or have no damage but fair play. I hope she keeps it off and she actually looks happy. I think the weight loss may be due to her miscarriage and doctors said to lose weight to minimize the risk and she committed to it.

Amber must be fucking seething.

 

[Xenomorph]

Dusty is getting as FAT as Amber lmao

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

I request pics of fat Dusty.

 

[QueenCeeCee]

Any new pics of wifey in the wild? I was curious if she still lives with Amber or if she already moved out. Also is Aunt Tammy still in the forums ?

 

[Xenomorph]

Any new pics of wifey in the wild? I was curious if she still lives with Amber or if she already moved out. Also is Aunt Tammy still in the forums ?

She got chased off cause she loved defending her methhead "sisser" and we called her out on it.

 

[adrawerwithnoforks]

I sure do love hearing Amber pronounce "ord-ament" while she shows her pawing through Christmas decorations. Then she busts out the crystals and feels their energy.
Salad time! She hasn't had one in a while. Pasta "that slaps" and has a Cajun moment.
She's swolleeen. But it's ready. 510.6 so she's still in the honeymoon phase and losing.

Sleeping schedule talk. Amber you have untreated sleep apnea, you don't really sleep. Claims she's woken up at 930 am for the past two weeks. So she's super tired. Why doesn't she get a sleep study and C-PAP like Chantal?

Shows herself taking down pictures that are taped on the wall. Wow. Much able bodied and independent!

Who eats a veggie burger with buttered noodles? Who over 7 eats buttered noodles? Who can't just make buttered noodles at home? A fatty McFatterson, that's who.

 

[Insulin reid]

I hope the new gorlfriend will be willing to get on camera, because the Jade era has been super boring. We need another Destiny.

Most funny possibly new gorlfriends for Hamber:
1. tranny

This is definitely not an option. Amber would have to be using someone to really drive it home to us that shes not transphobic but she hates the idea of dating-
A man. A man will leave her.
A woman prettier than her.
A woman who abuses her.
A woman who wont be abused
A trans person.
- travels for work or has long working hours, or remotely married to their jobs.
- who has hobbies outside the home and intends to stick with them.
- Says no to eating out whenever amber wants
-says no. Ever.
The list is endless.

2. spicy latinx girlfriend that randomly starts screaming at Hamber and throwing her shit out the window

This though. This ones my favorite.

3. another blackie, but a fun one this time who does sassy fingersnaps at the haydurs
3. destiny type sped who will embarrass Hamber by revealing intimat details Hamber wants to hide from the audience

These two are also nice.

I sure do love hearing Amber pronounce "ord-ament" while she shows her pawing through Christmas decorations. Then she busts out the crystals and feels their energy.

Eww

She's swolleeen. But it's ready. 510.6 so she's still in the honeymoon phase and losing.

I have a feeling shes not going to get rid of any excess weight and will always hover around 500. Because she freaks out near 450 and gains it back and its not like shes ackshually 600 lbs. Shes just "in the 500s" so its fine.
Now were all just waiting for the "500 lbs gorl new year challenge weight loss journey" on January first where she does the same shit every other year.

I wish so hard she would do something entertaining like get into cocaine.

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

I wish so hard she would do something entertaining like get into cocaine.

cocaine?

in this economy?!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

cocaine?

in this economy?!

At least cocaine will do something besides collect dust like a drawer full of Target earrings or a tub full of miniature canned foods. I'm not saying that Amber should do coke, just that Amber has blown her money on stupider, more useless shit in this economy. Cocaine would actually be an upgrade in comparison.

 

[Xenomorph]

did you guys see the pic of her and jade? She did this on purpose 100000000%
She had her head off to the side and the camera angled to show it no mistaking it.

oh wait thats her crackhead mother lmao must be all that basketball american cum tanning her skin

 

[TardiX]

I can't believe meth momma stopped beating the service dog long enough to take a picture with her prize hog

 

[Xenomorph]

I can't believe meth momma stopped beating the service dog long enough to take a picture with her prize hog

I love how Hammy never likes to mention when Momma Methhead came to help her when she got her rancid baby box yeeted that she left earlier than expected cause Amber was acting like a fat spoiled brat whenever Mommy would tell Amber not to eat so much.
Tbh, Hammy loves Mommy on paper cause it makes her appear like this saintly forgiving person when we all know thats bullshit.

 

[Insulin reid]

At least cocaine will do something besides collect dust like a drawer full of Target earrings or a tub full of miniature canned foods. I'm not saying that Amber should do coke, just that Amber has blown her money on stupider, more useless shit in this economy. Cocaine would actually be an upgrade in comparison.

Fingerlynn and her oral fixation will love cocaine. Shes gonna get so far in her mobile games. Candy crush is gonna get intense.