Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Boolean Bitch]

The only thing off on this is it has the storefront that attaches to the apartment. I dont know that she got the storefront, but might have a second den over here. We'll know for sure if we see a second locked door. This would be weird... Earing store? Laaaygos?

If she actually has that room in her apartment, she might use it as a vlogging/recording room so we can't figure out what's going on based on the shit in the background of her apartment (like how quickly her new apartment was found).


And my appologies for this level of autism, but I just couldn't let this go. I went back and looked at her grocery shopping segment. The mystery person isn't wearing a blue jacket - it's a blue t-shirt. This person appears 4 times in the grocery shopping segment: when Amber picks up the carrots (first item in her cart), later when she gets the clemintines, when she gets the mustard, and then when she gets the hot sauce.

I tried to put the speed as slow as I could and went frame by frame at the 7:49 mark. It's blurry, but you can make out some features. I may just need sleep, so you tell me: does the body type and skin tone resemble anyone you know from Amber's videos?

The snug tshirt (that's totally a men's medium and not 2x), with the slim leg trackpants (which you can see more clearly when Amber picks up the mustard and hotsauce a moment later), matches Jade's style. Keep in mind that this was well after Amber said that Jade was gone, and was filming herself cryeeeeeen over it.

Skin tone comparison:

It looks like Jade to me. (Maybe the ugly shoes were to throw us off, lol). Or, you know, "Fuh-leeeen" left... then later that very same day, Amber met another gorlfriend of the same height, same build, same skin tone, same fashion sense, and was 'local'! Hey, it COULD happen! Amber claimed it happened before in Kentucky!!

HOW TF WILL SHE FIT IN THAT SHOWER LMAO

I was in the middle of typing "She's never showering ever again" and you beat me to it!

 

[Xenomorph]

Because it’s not Jade. Jade has better taste in shoes.

As she tells it, someone that recognised her stopped long enough for them to chat and exchange numbers. That actually is a very simple explanation, and often the simple explanations are the right one.


A simple google search came up as Crest Foods.

Jade dont got better taste in shit since she hooked up with the fucking whale.
You dont know if she took her shopping before she fucked off.
This is all speculation.

 

[ADHD]

If Amber manages to wear Kristine down back into addiction,

Kristine should also get Amber to do meth and then they should livestream their meth fueled shenanigans. It would be more entertaining than anything she's done in the last several years.

 

[Xenomorph]

Kek Amber living near a jail hahaha

 

[PeachBun24]

It’s too bad she moved to such a small city, it’s pretty easy to narrow down the apartment she moved into. I couldn’t help myself:

Muse Apartments
700 NW 4th St
Oklahoma City, OK 73102
www.museokc.com

Spoiler

I believe she has this floor plan:
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A couple pics from the apartment website:

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Now let’s compare to her video she posted today:

The cabinets and backsplash:
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The flooring and dark lower cabinets:
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The light fixture:
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She does have a different stove and microwave setup than in the apartment website pictures. It was speculated she had an ADA accessible unit at her last apartment and I am guessing she has another accessible unit here. Her stove has knobs in front of the burners which would be easier for someone in a wheelchair or short stature to reach. The microwave is replaced with a hood vent (maybe her microwave is on the counter?). Either way, nice to see she is fatting it up in another accessible unit.

Amazing. Her apartment is right by a bar called ‘The Flea’. Fitting.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Kristine should also get Amber to do meth and then they should livestream their meth fueled shenanigans. It would be more entertaining than anything she's done in the last several years.

She might finally lose weight too, everybody wins.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Kek Amber living near a jail hahaha

Not just any jail. But the jail her mommy stayed in. Even if she got sentenced to prison she would have spent time in the jail after arrest, during the trial (if not on bond), and while waiting to be processed into prison.

 

[crawl]

i think that’s her mom at the grocery store with her. i think mommy is the new chauffeur.

 

[Polska krowa]

Because it’s not Jade. Jade has better taste in shoes

They're Yeezys, I guess you live somewhere with very few black people as you don't know, but they're the Rolls Royce of trainers as far as they're are concerned.

I'm willing to believe that it was edited in out of order, but it'll slip up soon enough if she's stayed with her

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

She moved to be near to her mom... (lower left corner)

this was very funny I just wanted to make sure it was acknowledged

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Jade did not returned immediately to Lexington. She probably did some shopping, then slept at a hotel, then returned home. Jade is not staying in OKC, there is no reason for her to be there.

The flat in Lexington was in a bougie area of town with restaurants and other amenities. Still, Amber only went out to walk at midnight or rare occasions. Her new flat does not seem to be in such a nice area. Walking at midnight? No way.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Yeah, I think Jade just rested up elsewhere before going back to KY. I think she is living there but I will congratulate her on outsmarting Amber. She kept her pimp hand strong and said "No filming or else" and Amber held her to that. I personally think Jade just outright threatened her and said if you put me on camera, I will make a channel and air out everything. It's a really good nuclear option and caters to Amber's constant fear of not controlling the narrative. Jade knew how Casey destroyed her as well as Becky could possibly.

I do think we are in for a very boring period though, so be prepared to find another cow. I don't think a new girlfriend could even save her at this point because the rot is too settled in. I think even the big reactors are realizing now too that you cannot do anything to make her entertaining.

I am rewatching FFG's redo of the crackhead olympics with Chantal and it is something Amber does not have. With that period it is so ingrained as an experience that amber does not simply have. She has very little nostalgia but with CO it's the energy, the beauty parlor chat memories, and the manic nature.

 

[Polska krowa]

Jade did not returned immediately to Lexington. She probably did some shopping, then slept at a hotel, then returned home. Jade is not staying in OKC, there is no reason for her to be there.

The flat in Lexington was in a bougie area of town with restaurants and other amenities. Still, Amber only went out to walk at midnight or rare occasions. Her new flat does not seem to be in such a nice area. Walking at midnight? No way.

I think it's easier to understand if you look at the timeline in the video and assume it's accurate.

Spoiler: Military-grade autism

Exhibit 1:

Jade went to the supermarket for Amber and bought her a bunch of stuff (seems to be more general house stuff as opposed to perishables), including pepper spray. Note that she's wearing this quite dark green top

Exhibit 2:

Amber is talking about how emotional she is now that wipey has left, she's in a lighter green top, presumably this is later in the same day as Exhibit 1, it may also be the next day, no clarity is given

Exhibit 3:

The next day, Amber weighs in (she weighs in in the mornings and presumably naked as she always is when she weighs in) and gets changed into this outfit

Exhibit 4:

Here are the shoes as seen in screenshot. I know I claimed that they're Yeezys earlier, but I have to be honest, I'm starting to second guess myself now, the right shoe looks like it has that shitty text on it that all Yeezy's have, but the left shoe looks off to me. Also, that person is pushing a trolley, too, they could just be helping Amber push her horde around, so doesn't necessarily mean anything, but it could also just be an unsuspecting member of the public. Either way, I've gone from being certain it was Jade to being uncertain.

Exhibit 5:

She is outside the supermarket in the same outfit as Exhibit 3, meaning that the person caught in Exhibit 4 were caught on camera after Jade left

As mentioned, I'm no longer convinced it is Jade, but whoever the person is, they were caught on camera after Jade had allegedly left

 

[Xenomorph]

Shes gonna be pumping out content (nontent) cause bish needs that coin.
Ugh.

 

[MarvelousMess]

Remember that mama meth has darker skin than hambur and also likes tiedye a lot so those fugly shoes could have been her in the grocery.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

Holy shit that shower is too small for her. Bitch couldn't get clean without a handler+rag on a stick before, how the fuck will she do it now? Oh wait, she won't.
To be fair it's kind of a cute little apartment, she'll stink it up in no time.

 

[Onlinenun]

I had a similar shower at an old apartment and I felt squished as a normal sized person. I would give up a full month's pay to see her attempt to shower in that tiny thing (even if it means I have to scoop my eyeballs out with a spoon afterwards)

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

For a bathroom that's meant to be for someone in a wheelchair, it also doesn't seem very friendly. If you're independent in the shower you don't have a lot of room, and if someone has to help you it would be impossible.

 

[Xenomorph]

ROFL Ambo gonna need ma reid to run her ass through the car wersh bi monthly

 

[TardiX]

Remember that mama meth has darker skin than hambur and also likes tiedye a lot so those fugly shoes could have been her in the grocery.

I was also skeptical because of the pink on the shoes when fat Jade likes men's shoes. Maybe all her good shoes are packed.

If it was her mom I would've expected a click-baity, performative; emotional reunion video? But she does fuck with the timeline so much she probably already filmed it and we'll see it during vlogmas.